"Landing gear from God knows where, probably the Andromeda galaxy". lol. You mean that same landing gear that a Japan airlines crew had to wind down by hand less than 2 weeks after hand-over because they "couldn't be sure it was securely down"??!! What next?
I went on the Boeing tour this week and saw the 787 production line. Impressive, but the best bit was the look on the tour guide's face when she was asked by a guy how many Dreamliners they have delivered? "We have 46 in storage around the airfield" she says. "No" he said,"how many have you delivered since you started building them in 2007?". Silence...."none" ! Hitler's comments at 2mins 40secs are smack on.
787 is a joke. It's gona be nothing like the original projection. Heavier, less economical, less range, the high-density model has been cancelled indefinitely. And it's gona be made from near non-lightning resistant materials that also can't visibly show cracks or stress. The whole plan is a joke. Even the original plans didn't seem groundbreaking. Fucking time-wasters.
@ranners21 One of the test aircraft has already been struck by lightning in flight, and the only thing damaged was the paint. Do you REALLY think that Boeing Engineers wouldn't have some way of dealing with something like lightning in a commercial airliner?
@youngglasskid the best way to tell 787's apart from the other airplanes are the number of cockpit windows, and the wings. 787 is the first boeing plane to have only 4 cockpit windows instead of 6.
BTW- Canadair RJ's do also only have 4, but were originally the Challenger 600 series, not designed to be a commercial airliner from the outset, so it wouldn't necessarily be considered an airliner per se, as far as jet airliners with only 4 cockpit windows are concerned. Same thing being true perhaps will disqualify the Embraer regional jets too :)
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Hey just got an idea. How bout someone makes a video just like this, but instead of 787, do it 747-8. That could maybe work with Hitler being so fricking mad about anything!
What kind of company spreads out construction of a plane even thought they're capable of building the whole damn thing? Landing gear from god-knows-where...probably the Andromeda Galaxy.
Here's a version with no subtitles at all: watch?v=k6vnwYyEjpY And here's a version with accurate English subtitles, in case I want to know what they're really saying: watch?v=4bmkUlXp5sk
You're welcome, but actually, I posted the wrong link for the "no subtitles" version of the bunker scene. The following is the link I really meant to post: watch?v=gYF168YHWKw Sorry for the confusion!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh! That was hilarious! "The president of Lufthansa, Herr Hitler, wants to see you in his office about those 787s we have on order...." Oh, my. :-) Probably a good thing I don't understand a word of German, or it would ruin the whole thing.
I have to add another comment here ....Never fear ...it might be late & their might have been problems with the quality of the out sourced parts but in the end the 787 will be another example of the superior engineering and craftsmanship expected from Boeing. The employees might be frustrated but that just seems to make them work that much harder to fix the problems & put out a product they can take pride in
My husband was telling me that everyone talked to at Boeing (this video circulated through the companies in house email system for weeks) is convinced that it must be a Boeing employee that put this together hahaha. Wouldn't surprise me, all the guys & gals I've talked to from Boeing have been just as frustrated as the customers have to be with the delays & also the poor quality of the out sourced parts.
Ugh so sorry about the lay off . It's so bad in this country right now I know. Don't know where you are at but if you have airline experience you might wanna try Boeing :) They are actually hiring in some areas.
I cried laughing. (If you understand even a bit of German I suggest blanking out exact words and listen only to the way he speaks along with the context of the rant.) But then again jokes aside, This movie was really heavy. Can't believe this kind of bullshit is still going on in this world. THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No other race but HUMANS!!!! Stop killing everything you frikin bullies! It's everyones world. Concentrate on the planet not the people.
Don't worry Razzinsky this is not real-all make believe, a joke pure & simple. Actually Hitler is dead lol. Someone imagined how Hitler would react if his 787 was delayed & found the idea funny. The whole line is over a year behind schedule & frustration is high for customers & Boeing employees (My husband is an inspector on the 787) Boeing has never out sourced before & *everyone* is finding the stupidity & inefficiency of that move enough to shake their heads (or bang them on their desks lol)
@ caligal42 Guess I didn't express myself properly. I've watched downfall a couple times already. What I meant to say is that it's incredible that humans still want to remove other humans from the planet. Doesn't that suck?
For anybody who has lived under the shadow of the Boeing economic hegemony, ya gotta laugh. Whoever made this, its fucking brilliant. (Betcha anything its a Boeing employee).
fegelein must be the suspect for sabotaging the 787 LOL
TheAntoine48 2 weeks ago
Come and Relax on AirHitler. LOL
dumpydora 3 weeks ago
I actually forgot this was a parody... This is amazingly well made. The emotions, voice tone, and gestures match up with the subtitles perfectly.
Bravo, you did an EXCELLENT job.
ClaymoreQuickScoper 3 weeks ago
omg! hahahha "they would sell those fat pregnant whales to a blank account" i couldn't stop laughing hahahhaha
afgrocks123 2 months ago
"Landing gear from God knows where, probably the Andromeda galaxy". lol. You mean that same landing gear that a Japan airlines crew had to wind down by hand less than 2 weeks after hand-over because they "couldn't be sure it was securely down"??!! What next?
593OLYMPUS 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
@593OLYMPUS Yeah, I guess manufacturing standards in the Andromeda Galaxy are a little poor.
473271 3 months ago
@593OLYMPUS wind down? Thats a B17 you're thinking of
greg08817 2 weeks ago
Haha...Ahhh... now i feel happy after watching this :)
Wilossss 4 months ago
yep & Boeing doesnt need to kiss his ass. Just goes to show... even Hitler cant make a plane on time.
cme98 4 months ago
Its so funny to look at this now and its saying deliveries for Mid-2010. Its late 2011 now. Haha.
surfnwow 6 months ago
I went on the Boeing tour this week and saw the 787 production line. Impressive, but the best bit was the look on the tour guide's face when she was asked by a guy how many Dreamliners they have delivered? "We have 46 in storage around the airfield" she says. "No" he said,"how many have you delivered since you started building them in 2007?". Silence...."none" ! Hitler's comments at 2mins 40secs are smack on.
593OLYMPUS 6 months ago
gabe newell delayed it
Travianero94 7 months ago
...Made by Delta
Dominoes282 7 months ago
well it's finally at japan today... so don't worry you'll get yours soon to hitler :P
XPoChangLinX 8 months ago
Not going to go into detail but this is funny as f**k :-)
adamvm909 9 months ago
I booked my holiday with airhitler and now i want a refund!!!!
spongebobbignob 9 months ago 12
I think it is time for an update on this video, given the new delays ;)
Perry6006 9 months ago in playlist WWII - Hitler, Ha Ha
Pure GOLD!! :)
jlebesis 9 months ago
Uhh, hitler, air france flies the A380 to JFK and so does Lufthansa, at least i think... Hey hitler, how bout u take the A380 to SFO :)
anthony2154 9 months ago
Loud LOL Hitler said " AirHitler " Lol , That is very good funny show.
MrJohn1966elliott 10 months ago
"Who the hell wants to fly to JFK?! Priceless.
Caractacuss 10 months ago 7
Not sure what's funniest, the video or the idea (expressed therein) that Boeing would ever be delivering 787s in "mid-2010"! Hahaha! Good one.
cedarjet707 10 months ago 4
mid 2012 it is now
AccountNotFound 10 months ago
Air Hitler, gotta try that!
TeamLeftmatch777 10 months ago
Hitler+Airbus A380+JFK=More passengers =D
LuqmanHak1m 11 months ago
IHR HABT DOCH KEINE AHNUNG!!!!
jjj6664 11 months ago
Add more tags..
Epic nice video btw :)
bhaveshnande 11 months ago
whale plane.. lol
aeroplanemaniac1 11 months ago
so a schmarn, i kann des verstehn, wer hattn des so dumm verändert??
ReitzerA 11 months ago
boeing can kiss my assXD
NATIONofPH 11 months ago
You should make one thats called "Airbus reacts to Boeing's 747-8i
Techno04335 11 months ago
lol its past mid 2010, still no 787. fuck lol
350z350zify 11 months ago
Im going to send this video to a boeing employer LMAO
Techno04335 11 months ago
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll
Techno04335 11 months ago
LOOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! COME AND RELAX ON AIRHITLER HAHAHAHA
ZijnErNogNamenOver 1 year ago
1:44 epic quote!
ken92660 1 year ago
this is awesome lol. I used to work for their help desk haha
chillbrotha01 1 year ago
"CANCEL YOUR ORDER FOR SOME A350S" EPIC!
rubeno88 1 year ago
hey! hitler use american warplane? :p
cpu1917 1 year ago
pause at 2:54 looks like hes trying to take a mad crap
mahmymy 1 year ago
Atleast the A350 is on shedule :D
sonicfan7 1 year ago
Hitler should buy the tv 154, or Bombsaway Dash 13
either way hes' only getting the GRIEF ------ He177 again
GeopoSki 1 year ago
@GeopoSki lol wasnt the he 177 the luftwaffes only stretegic bomber? thats what it says in one of my plane books
halowraith1 1 year ago
Mid-2010...
raptors222222 1 year ago
hitler is still here? i thought hes gone?
Cathaydude 1 year ago
woohoo, it's back on. One of the best ones ever
Karl0010 1 year ago
@doratestudo21
This video was orginally banned- so download it, then you'll always have a copy
MrTrailltrader 1 year ago
airbus refused to do business with me
"airbus is German & others lol"
mrfadi 1 year ago
787 is a joke. It's gona be nothing like the original projection. Heavier, less economical, less range, the high-density model has been cancelled indefinitely. And it's gona be made from near non-lightning resistant materials that also can't visibly show cracks or stress. The whole plan is a joke. Even the original plans didn't seem groundbreaking. Fucking time-wasters.
ranners21 1 year ago
@ranners21 One of the test aircraft has already been struck by lightning in flight, and the only thing damaged was the paint. Do you REALLY think that Boeing Engineers wouldn't have some way of dealing with something like lightning in a commercial airliner?
Mauser712 1 year ago
@Mauser712 The the plane got hit by lightning again...few days ago...and had no damage or issues.
mikefly562 1 year ago
@doratestudo21 I think it was blocked for a while. :\
473271 1 year ago 2
26 people are boeing employees
iranair777 1 year ago
And again, the first delivery of the 787 will be the first quarter of the 2011.
Now they have problems with the engine.
rodrigovargasrios 1 year ago
the problem with 787 is theres to many planes that look alike
i can know which is which plane in under 5 seconds(im serious) but theres to many planes that are the same to the 787
a350,767,757,a310,a330,a300,a360 etc
but i still like the 787
youngglasskid 1 year ago
@youngglasskid the best way to tell 787's apart from the other airplanes are the number of cockpit windows, and the wings. 787 is the first boeing plane to have only 4 cockpit windows instead of 6.
Shmaaaaa 1 year ago
@Shmaaaaa Those cockpit windows are proudly made in Wellington Ks.!
paddedroom 1 year ago
@Shmaaaaa It's also the ONLY jet airliner ever to have only 4 windows for the cockpit.
TISAC1 1 year ago
BTW- Canadair RJ's do also only have 4, but were originally the Challenger 600 series, not designed to be a commercial airliner from the outset, so it wouldn't necessarily be considered an airliner per se, as far as jet airliners with only 4 cockpit windows are concerned. Same thing being true perhaps will disqualify the Embraer regional jets too :)
TISAC1 1 year ago
Very good. Excellently written and timed!
d2gizzo 1 year ago
valium :D
boomer757 1 year ago
I saw a few of the other ones and I must admit this one takes the cake!
gokumalo 1 year ago
ROFLCOPTER
myapplecore 1 year ago
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ReneaTheAwesome7 1 year ago
i love a380 but 787 is luxury than a380
guiguivanjel 1 year ago
And Airbus is under investigation from a world business oversight commitee that found that they used too much govt. money. Buy American - buy Boeing.
dave0mary 1 year ago
"Fat useless whale plane..." hahahaha!
redrobin991 1 year ago
"I covere the computer with this map of Germany" HAHAHHAHA
Flyglobespan93 1 year ago 2
lol i love the A350 part
INUMIMI28 1 year ago 2
this is great love it lol ...
robs747 1 year ago
lol i like the one where he responds to the ipad
KCBOYZ1307 1 year ago
OMG Soo FUNNY!!
finchywinchy1 1 year ago
The fact is airbus too is assembled in 6 different continents.
bulbadox 2 years ago
hahahahaha airhitler,....
meridianchild 2 years ago 3
@sunamer but hes right on about building it yourself,we cant build shit anymore and the ec onomy shows it..
neweast1 2 years ago
Who wants to fly to JFK? Nobody.
xD LMAO!
SouthAfricanAirways1 2 years ago 2
yeah buts thats only thr first stage of the certification program!, how long before the first commercial delivery!
JakiusFogg 2 years ago
Maybe i could lease some 767's!!!! holy crap i almost pee'd myself!!
JakiusFogg 2 years ago 3
Haha! Hilarious!
KBCC3 2 years ago
Means nothing. Still late is the point
joeswindon 2 years ago
"Now I just have 10 A380's that look like a pregnant ducks waddling about the airport" LMAO xD
Tapittaja94 2 years ago 50
There are many vids using this Hitler rant, covering a range of subjects...yours is better because the dialog is so spot on and hilarious !
southbend2yakima 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
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AviationNewsToday 2 years ago
Another pro-Amercian prick slant. Its been built from parts from all over the world because its more cost effective, and probably better quality too.
JamKick 2 years ago
haaaahhaaa that's hilarious
rexhinoM 2 years ago
No comment.
Clemmens5of6 2 years ago
Hey just got an idea. How bout someone makes a video just like this, but instead of 787, do it 747-8. That could maybe work with Hitler being so fricking mad about anything!
anthony2154 2 years ago
hahahahahaha hhhhhhh. man boeing is a joke now ...
101theobserver 2 years ago
What kind of company spreads out construction of a plane even thought they're capable of building the whole damn thing? Landing gear from god-knows-where...probably the Andromeda Galaxy.
A good question!
cedarjet707 2 years ago 3
airhitler lol
MRmatthieu49 2 years ago
"Anyone with a bank account" - Awesome!!
pkhans 2 years ago
It's Der Untergang (which means downfall). The entire movie is posted on YouTube in 15 parts.
jamespreyn 2 years ago
LOL.. whats the original name of this movie? I've seen like a million edited clips.
HanGookBoi 2 years ago
Downfall, very good film if you have not seen it.
seroyer2 2 years ago
Haha!!! Great!! "Boeing can kiss my ass" LMFAO
stephqaz 2 years ago
I wonder if Hitler would have allowed Fatty Boombas on his planes without paying the penalty. Marilyn's Plan for weight Loss. lol
Great video.
thingirlsrus 2 years ago
That was great!
overlordplumo 2 years ago
nice
sfflyer123 2 years ago
A380's that look like pregnant ducks HAAHAAAHA XDD
laskusiiveke 2 years ago 3
can anyone tell me where I can get this video so i can put my own subtitles?
aodknifer 2 years ago
Here's a version with no subtitles at all: watch?v=k6vnwYyEjpY And here's a version with accurate English subtitles, in case I want to know what they're really saying: watch?v=4bmkUlXp5sk
lonewolfintj 2 years ago
thanks :)
aodknifer 2 years ago
You're welcome, but actually, I posted the wrong link for the "no subtitles" version of the bunker scene. The following is the link I really meant to post: watch?v=gYF168YHWKw Sorry for the confusion!
lonewolfintj 2 years ago
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lonewolfintj 2 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh! That was hilarious! "The president of Lufthansa, Herr Hitler, wants to see you in his office about those 787s we have on order...." Oh, my. :-) Probably a good thing I don't understand a word of German, or it would ruin the whole thing.
lonewolfintj 2 years ago
I have to add another comment here ....Never fear ...it might be late & their might have been problems with the quality of the out sourced parts but in the end the 787 will be another example of the superior engineering and craftsmanship expected from Boeing. The employees might be frustrated but that just seems to make them work that much harder to fix the problems & put out a product they can take pride in
caligal42 2 years ago
My husband was telling me that everyone talked to at Boeing (this video circulated through the companies in house email system for weeks) is convinced that it must be a Boeing employee that put this together hahaha. Wouldn't surprise me, all the guys & gals I've talked to from Boeing have been just as frustrated as the customers have to be with the delays & also the poor quality of the out sourced parts.
caligal42 2 years ago 9
Nope. Not a Boeing employee, just an aviation lover. I did work for United but I was laid off in October.
473271 2 years ago
Ugh so sorry about the lay off . It's so bad in this country right now I know. Don't know where you are at but if you have airline experience you might wanna try Boeing :) They are actually hiring in some areas.
caligal42 2 years ago
Deuitch / German
Das ist sehr lustig, zu sehen.
Englisch / English
That is very funny to see.
ROFLMAO
evilwarcow 2 years ago
HAHA LOL!!!
thedefiantrebel 2 years ago
auch wenn hitler ein arsch ist ist das lustig
AuerbacherFreak 2 years ago
I cried laughing. (If you understand even a bit of German I suggest blanking out exact words and listen only to the way he speaks along with the context of the rant.) But then again jokes aside, This movie was really heavy. Can't believe this kind of bullshit is still going on in this world. THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No other race but HUMANS!!!! Stop killing everything you frikin bullies! It's everyones world. Concentrate on the planet not the people.
razzinsky 2 years ago
Don't worry Razzinsky this is not real-all make believe, a joke pure & simple. Actually Hitler is dead lol. Someone imagined how Hitler would react if his 787 was delayed & found the idea funny. The whole line is over a year behind schedule & frustration is high for customers & Boeing employees (My husband is an inspector on the 787) Boeing has never out sourced before & *everyone* is finding the stupidity & inefficiency of that move enough to shake their heads (or bang them on their desks lol)
caligal42 2 years ago
@ caligal42 Guess I didn't express myself properly. I've watched downfall a couple times already. What I meant to say is that it's incredible that humans still want to remove other humans from the planet. Doesn't that suck?
razzinsky 2 years ago
p.s. I study ww2 history. Lol It's my life!
razzinsky 2 years ago
Also...aviation is my life. This is why this clip Cracked me Up! Funny Idea. Showed it to a couple of friends. Sadly..only giggles from them. Oops
razzinsky 2 years ago
Trust me, other races - wolfes, seagulls, dolphins kill every day
Nadirion1 2 years ago
That was funy :-D
Aer747 2 years ago 2
That was the best video ever hahahahah!
JamesB767 2 years ago
Lol. I didn't know Hitler had a relationship with an American plane manufacturer.
XxXDELTAxFOXTROTXxX 2 years ago
Avatar has nothing on the story that we may one day tell. Remember the trail of tears?
Clemmens5of6 2 years ago
hahaha wow
that's incredible
how did you think about doing that?
khloody123 2 years ago
agreed. espacially on the imported parts too.
CTproductioneers 2 years ago
Whats the actual film called?
colesy93 2 years ago
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venichen1 2 years ago
sorry it's der untergang or downfall.
venichen1 2 years ago
This went down really well at Boeing ;-)
sleraque 2 years ago
I bet :D I'm very happy for everyone at Boeing now that 787 is flying. I can't wait to be a passenger on it.
473271 2 years ago 2
wat Boeing saw this? LOL!
venichen1 2 years ago
@sleraque This went down really well at Boeing ;)
Considering how the companys doing, I'm suprised that more employees haven't used Reebox kneepads to get promoted or other jobs.
And I was a Blowing engineer from 1987 to 1995.
MrTrailltrader 1 year ago
ROFL AirHitler xD
myrang3r 2 years ago 11
brilliant, 5 stars
motaguajazz 2 years ago 3
ok i used wiki a lot and yes it proves to be very usefull but only for facts from the past not from the future
97Arran 2 years ago
Well, Hitler Won't Have To Wait Very Long For One Now. hehe
ContinentalFlyer738 2 years ago
what could be his plane called? Luftwaffe One? or Hitler One? lol
762459 2 years ago
"is boeing on fucking drugs" & "a380's are like pregnant ducks waddling around" hahahahah lolololol :D
awangj1 2 years ago 3
@awangj1
A380's are actually just like "Pregnant ducks waddling around" lol :)
anthony2154 2 years ago 2
LOL!! Bravo!!
jsnavarra 2 years ago
For anybody who has lived under the shadow of the Boeing economic hegemony, ya gotta laugh. Whoever made this, its fucking brilliant. (Betcha anything its a Boeing employee).
pliskin555 2 years ago
Yeah it got about 20k in the last 24 hrs. I'm just happy people like it.
473271 2 years ago
this video seems to get a huge views increase after the 787 first flight lol
venichen1 2 years ago 4
ive watched this movie before but i forgot what's the title -.- , can anyone help me with the title? and yeah. No Boeing, No going :)
naeemnassir 2 years ago
It's "The Downfall" (Der Untergang) a film about the last days in the third Reich.
CanadianMapleLeaf01 2 years ago
"Downfall." Great film.
134853 2 years ago 2
"I'd use their planes for "the wrong reasons". Brilliant
JPH315 2 years ago
come and relax on airhitler! HAHA
mhcblues22 2 years ago
hahaha thats true about the airbus A380 and BOEING RULES
MrPiperpilot 2 years ago
So, how long do yo think it takes to deliver the landing gear?
RetSquid 2 years ago
LOL :)
473271 2 years ago
lol untertitel gefakt
smileman94verycool 2 years ago
wirklich?
roller4312 2 years ago
joa
smileman94verycool 2 years ago
LMAO Gud work.. A380 pregnant women....! haha btw wht da hell does Hitler rly say in diz vid...??
gayangrox 2 years ago
Hey, it IS funny for germans. Of cause we understand what he says, who cares, just dont listen to it.
Backe888 2 years ago 2
nice idea, but unfortunately not funny for germans, since we understand the original text.
VorwarZ 2 years ago 2
Embraer advertisement?
rrmola 2 years ago
it was so bad that i covered the screen with the map of germany :D
himynameismarek 2 years ago
"Airbus says I'd use them for the wrong reasons" loooooool And just when I think these are getting old...
EarlMcCrackin 2 years ago
Great job. ROFL!!
NEWREDDAWN 2 years ago
The landing gear from the Andromeda Galaxy was delivered on time
aherdofwildebeest 2 years ago
"They'd sell that fat useless whale plane to anybody with a bank account" -- genius!
badtux 2 years ago
Hitler shouldn't feel bad now, it flew hours ago. :P
venichen1 2 years ago
that's hilarious. LOL
lifescience2050 2 years ago
LOL so bad i coverd up the computer with this map of germany good shit
warlockmasta 2 years ago
I'm amazed Adolf liked the 787, since he is known for hating things with large noses...
pavanb500 2 years ago 6
Hahahahahahaha....your comment made my day, thanks!
Declethor 2 years ago
Cheer up hilter
gameforumusage 2 years ago
787 just flew. most beautiful thing i have seen in a while.
cray0308 2 years ago 3
As of today, it looks like Hitler can cheer up! 787 first flight about 30 minutes ago.
tzkelley 2 years ago 6
Hilarous, very funny, exelent idea!
Thank for sharing!
Petlyackov69 2 years ago
LMAO, "Airbus refuses to do business with me! They said I'd use their planes for "the wrong reasons" "
xD
venichen1 2 years ago
ahh this is hilarious!!
yankeesfan135 2 years ago 2
Awesome! For Hitler, may I suggest the 747-800 Intercontinental?
indianaeagle219 2 years ago
He should of bought an Md-11 instead.
BusterBunker 2 years ago