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  • well this is out dated. our unemployment rate is around 19%

  • 08:32 You let one in! Shoot him before he gets over the border! (Top-right)

  • It seems alot of people will blame immigrants, public sec workers etc because it is easier. Shame not enough people go for the politicians and schemers who cause the real damage and social injustices.

  • "¡Qué chingados está pensando este güey!"....ha, haaa!!

  • That idea is great...the inmigrants just say "let us stay away from the noise of those damn generators, where there is noise, there is light", lol...

  • If you want to see a scary idea about this subject, watch the movie "Undocumented". Fucking scary as shit because there are people who think this shit is ok.

  • I lolled so hard with the mexican penn & teller.

  • I have no problem with immigrants.It doesn't matter what country or continent they are from and whatever reason they want to come into the United States whether it be vacation, work visa, to become a citizen, or whatever as long as they do it legally.

  • Recycling is BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm not too worried about it, but I'm also not a chick and I have guns, so I don't have to worry about being raped and set on fire, lol.

  • immigrints, we welcome you up north, actually we need you guys.

  • @Freepepsi42 Do you live in Canada? If so, I'll pack my bags tonight.

  • @SillyLitleGirl Of course, without immigrants are population would decrease. But we still get alot of illegal immigrants coming from asia to the west coast.

  • @Freepepsi42 I am American and I want to immigrate to Canada. Legally of course.

  • @Freepepsi42 Are all the Somalians from Finland welcomed too? Just some 20 000 in total and they're hard workers, almost 10% of them are employed.

  • @nadoeloiskat All are welcome, need more people to create more jobs, because we are creating more jobs then we need.

  • It's European immigration that was great for the US, not exactly other places.

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  • We "would" see 10%....We DO see 10%........now. I think reason's editor's a smart fella and all..but an economic forecaster? Clearly not...

  • @tugger I gree Tugger....his numbers do not shake-out.

  • @y2lloch do your research aswell, culinary history of when and where tacos amd burritos were created

  • @rdnkhotshot I didn't know Advanced Micro Devices made taco burritos. The taco predates the arrival of Europeans in Mexico. There is anthropological evidence that the indigenous people living in the lake region of the Valley of Mexico traditionally ate tacos filled with small fish. Writing at the time of the Spanish conquistadors, Bernal Díaz del Castillo documented the first taco feast enjoyed by Europeans.

  • @y3lloch you do know tacos and burritos are an american dish tight, its not mexican....just sayin, not judging

  • @rdnkhotshot Check wikipedia. First developed by the Aztecs, and then the word was first coined in a Mexican dictionary prior to the modern versions developed in America. You should do your research before you make yourself look like an ass. Just sayin'.

  • @rdnkhotshot Hahahaha!! you are kiddng, right?... RIGHT???!!!

  • Haha that guy was like "We have tacos and burritos coming in a minute" and he's trying to keep the people who make that food, OUT of the country. How ironic.

  • Thanks!

  • @y3ll0ch0c0lat3 he was referring to mexicans coming over the border soon.

  • A guy my dad knew was a hardcore racist and anti-illegal-immigration extremist. One job he had was to ride his motorcycle at the front of funeral processions. While leading one, an illegal immigrant, in a truck, ran a stop sign and hit him, killing instantly. HOW IRONIC WAS THAT?!?!

  • @6jpp6f thats coincidental, it would have been ironic if he was killed by a person who wasnt an illegal...

  • those borderguards are a litlle bit racists...

  • You can that securing a border?

    We in Berlin had a decend wall:

    Double 5m high meter concrete wall, quadruple barb wire fences, watch towers, constant patrols, mines, motion triggered automatic rifles... that how you persuade people to stay on their side!

    Right?

  • @mehja1 berlin is tiny compared to the us border

  • @TheAlexagius You are right. Even counting the wall along the border to West-Germany it was tiny.

    But more important: What is the point of building a wall at all if it isn't a challenge for someone the really wants to get on the other side?

    And though the Wall made in East Germany was probably the best secured in history it showed - you can contain people but not their desire for freedom and a better future.

  • @mehja1 exactly if anything to some people its a challenge to atempt to cross it as an adreniline rush

  • @mehja1 That still wouldn't fix the guys that work at the border that sell out to drug dealers.

  • unless your native american you are an immigrant to this country or are a descendent of one so shut the fuck up

  • @Theguitararcher even they were they came to america in the ice age

  • @TheAlexagius but they were here first

  • @Theguitararcher yes i'm just saying everyone exept africans are imagrants in some form

  • I think the minute man would be scared if the know what the mexican "sicarios" are. They have the best guns in the world thanks to the US gun stores.

    Also, thanks that american people just are check for mexicans getting in (this means the dont care if drugs are getting in) but the feel free to let weapons go away ilegaly. THANKS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (America is a continent not a country) for giving "sicarios" what they need to kill mexican people!!

    BTW I am mexican

  • @RPLHYO No, The UNITED STATES is a country while NORTH AMERICA is a continent.

  • @2MinutesToMidnightt Not sure if you are a troll or just stupid

  • This has to be the one penn and teller bullshit that I've seen so far that IS PURE bullshit. Does anyone here with a fucking brain understand what's happening in Europe and Islamic Radicalism, how were the terrorists able to get IN the country? And FYI, for those of you who are quick to judge, I'm not against immigration, as most of us americans are descended from immigrants. I'm just for stricter immigration laws. Big difference between being pro strict laws, and KKK anti-immigration.

  • I really do wish the minute men got killed by a Mexican gang.

  • REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!

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  • ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT EVIL; ITS THE COMPANY THAT HIRE THEM. IF THEY SPEAK ENGLISH, LET THEM IN. IF THEY DONT, SEND THEM BACK!

  • NEWS FLASH YOU WHITE PPL ARE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TOO

  • @hurasane NEWS FLASH ALL HUMANS ON THIS CONTINENT ARE IMMIGRANTS TOO

  • @hurasane NEWS FLASH: I was born in the country where I still reside, and therefore am not an immigrant by definition.

    People that mindlessly repeat "everyone's an immigrant / we're all immigrants" need to try and understand the term.

  • Also, illegal according to whose laws exactly?

  • news flash, osama was found in PAKISTAN!!!!!!

  • The statue of liberty is not hacate you dumbass the statue represents the roman goddess libertas hence the name statue of LIBERTY. You should read into it next time instead of just spewing out nonsense.

  • @MrMarsracer those damn french gave us a copper roman goddess?

    WTF.

  • 4:04 is suddenly a LOT funnier now...

  • Man, I swear America just got given everything by every other nation and just locked themselves in like "NO, MINE NAO". *Rolls Eyes*

  • I moved down to AZ ten years ago and my first two years in AZ I was burglarized twice and my car broken into once and attempted home invasion once, all by mexicans of whom are the offspring of illegal immigrants. The home invasion attempt was by illegals. These people need to be removed from our society or face severe consequences.

  • @jimnorcal1 anywhere there is poverty there is crime!

    guess who are poor!?

    1st gen kids of immigrants

    and well kids of poor people in the ghetto.

  • statue of liberty is the ancient goddess HECATE worshiped from Greece to Babylon

    Penn and teller will never do a show on why and ancient occult statue of a goddess is a symbol of "liberty" who was known in inner circles as "queen of the dead" "light bringer in direct reference to Lucifer the light bringer" "3 headed female god that is Cerberus the hell guardian" and "underworld goddess"

    none of the major religions recognize this pagan god yet she is the largest statue of a god in USA WHY?

  • 7:50 - 7:56

    Hilarious in hindsight.

  • @shamgar001 LOL, 10, 15, 20 percent unemployment. We have over 30% unemployment BECAUSE of Illegal Immigrants.

  • @ValisFan3 actually our unimployment rate is 9.1% so, not anywhere close to 30. Please tell me where you got that information because it's total bullshit.

  • @StFido Actually, that 9.1% statistic is just the amount of people recieving unemployment benefits etc., not the actual amount of unemployed people in the U.S. That number is actually well above 25%

  • @Moshikashitenai How many of those 25% are children, I wonder?

    I think someone needs to watch the "Numbers" episode of this series.

  • @Moshikashitenai in the interest of being open to new information, could you tell us where you got your information? we need more than your word if you want to change our beliefs

  • @vertigo0331 Depends on if you trust mainstream media projections or not. At any rate, MSN counted up most of the hidden statistics including underemployed and people not looking for work and came to 17%, which is still higher than MSM projections.

  • baracuda's mom likes equal (dirty) work for equal (dirty) pay

    and shes Nasty

  • These immigrants are breaking our laws. Period. Other countries would shoot them at the border. Mass illegal immigration also changes the culture of a country. Plus, I shouldn't have to dial "1" for English nor should I have to live in a neighborhood that is slowly being turned into a barrio. If people want to come here, they need to assimilate just as my ancestors did. Smaller numbers mean that they assimilate more successfully.

  • @RolandStGermain Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all been said before. (Over hundreds of years, can you imagine that?!) People in the U.S. have been hating on immigrants since the beginning. And by assimilate, you mean assimilate into "white" culture, right?

    You have to press 1 for English? Awwww, pobrecito.

  • @alj218 There is no "white culture." I mean assimilate into Anglo-Saxon/American culture.

  • @RolandStGermain Same thing. Really, there's not just one culture in this country.

  • @alj218 wtf?? i have to press 2 for english here in mexico hahaha

  • @elaletx89 I'm not complaining about having to press any buttons, I was being sarcastic :D

  • @alj218 I think that "assimilate" has been misunderstood. We don't have any one culture here. We have many, many different people..which I like because it gives us new ideas & inventions having so many different pairs of eyes to see things from. "Assimilate" should mean that you bring your ideas and points of views with you and obey our laws and live productively as a new American. It doesn't mean you need to be white. Hell, none of us whites agree on anything... cont-->>

  • ...cont-->> how could you be expected to become part of some "white culture" that doesn't even exist? My ancestors from Europe had to assimilate. My wife's ancestors from Mexico had to assimilate. It shouldn't be about race, it should be about being a law-abiding new American who brings something unique & useful to the Nation. You can still be yourself and assimilate .. IMO. Cheers !!!

  • These immigrants are breaking our laws. Period. Other countries would shoot them at the border. Mass illegal immigration also changes the culture of a country. Plus, I shouldn't have to dial "1" for English nor should I have to live in a neighborhood that is slowly being turned into a barrio. If people want to come here, they need to assimilate just as my ancestors did.

  • hey, do you see what i see?

    supposedly, the people most at risk from illegals stealing jobs and resources are the poor and disproportionate blacks.

    why are the minute men all upper middle class whites?

  • dear minute morons, the terrorists came here LEGALLY, theyre ARABS! not mexicans. 

  • 05:24 /face palm

    The guy just said it is not the same as it was a century ago and Penn goes and makes fun of his name because it sounds foreign : /

  • @andyAAWW No he wasn't making fun of his name. He was pointing out the irony of the fact that a person of Armenian decent was saying that the U.S needs to let less immigrants in, when his family (being ARMENIAN after all) are immigrants or were immigrants themselves.

  • HAHAHA I love the baseball shout out

  • Penn & Teller,

    Do a video where you tell your amigos that the Virgin of Guadalupe they find in their burrito is bullshit.

    While you're at it, show them how exponential growth applies to overbreeding.

    Let us know how that goes for you.

    :-)

  • No welfare State can survive with open boarders.

  • @yinzjagoffs Welfare state?

  • @wasp9 Any and all social welfare programs that are diametrically opposed to private property pushes us toward a welfare State. To put it more simply, taking the fruits of ones labor by force to give to another based on need. More poor people entering into a country presents more need, more needs presents more force. Open boarders are possible and should be the norm in a free country but our own system of Democracy where one can vote the wealth of others prevents this from happening. 

  • Why the fuckin fuck would Osama Bin Laden want to come to the US? That would effectively be suicide.

  • I don't know if you guys live in California, but illegals take a big percentage of welfare and medicare here. It isn't true that they just live here and don't harm anything, the gangs here in California are mostly Mexican and Salvadoran and DO harm society. I don't think that they are all evil bastards, but they can't just live here for free, the government pays for them to live here and go to college.

  • @TheXerxes004 they can't go to college. They also pay taxes so they don't live free

  • "Que chingados esta pensado este quay? Los immigrantes tomamos los trabajos que nadien queren hacer."

    " What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck!?!?! Get out of here these are our jobs!!"

    LMAO! FTW!!!

  • 9/11 wasnt caused by mexicans

  • ain't this bitch. we got the pot calling the kettle black.

  • Well, unemployment isn't 5% anymore. lol

  • @Pyrela True, but not because of immigration (legal or illegal).

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  • @onlyadot // it's good to see people sharing information; it's infectious. thumbs up!

  • @onlyadot I agree, but I'd like to mildly dispute the left wing aspect of what you say. It's accurate that more conservatives than liberals rail against illegal immigrants, BUT Bush really did try to come up with a workable solution, and Congress screwed him. Our politicians in general are ignorant, it's just a question of which side is guiltier.

  • @onlyadot The episode about 9/11 was ignorant through

  • @onlyadot

    penn and teller left wing!? dont let them hear you saying that :p

    (I know this was 4 months ago but still XD Peace)

  • @onlyadot It isn't "left winged" it's Independent, more like Libertarian. They are hard on "Liberals" too. Watch the Wal Mart episode if you can find it. They rip two Communists pretty good.

  • @BigOrangeTitan yeah, I posted that comment when I first started watching pen and teller, they are pretty cool guys though none the less.

  • @onlyadot You do realize that thier standard MO is to find the stupidest people on the opposite position of the arguments they make in order to show that the opposition 'can't' rationalize their claims or make good counterarguements, right? That said I do agree with several of their positions but not all.

  • News flash for all the fucking tools in here: Illegal immigrants aren't taking anything. Companies like WalMart are hiring them illegally. If companies like WalMart were forced to pay illegal immigrants the same minimum wage as Americans, then any incentive for these companies to hire them is effectively destroyed. If you Americans would just get off your ass and work harder to do a better job than them, maybe you might keep your job. Equal work for equal pay.

  • @baracuda771 I agree with everything said here, but I still don't think that illegal immigrants should be allowed to stay. After all the law is still the law, even if it sucks, and if you don't like it, change it, don't break it.

  • @KingPiccolOwned "the law is still the law, even if it sucks, and if you don't like it, change it, don't break it"

    try telling that to Rosa Parks... and everyone else that fought for equal rights in America

  • @SpeedyOJ Granted, but the situation is still different. In the case of the equal rights activists, we're talking about people who are already citizens who want to be treated the same as other citizens. In the case of illegal immigrants, we're talking about people who aren't citizens who want to be treated as such. Besides it's not like they can't apply legally. Immigration isn't in and of itself illegal, simply the way the illegals to it. As is implied by the monicre.

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  • @KingPiccolOwned Wrong. Equality is a HUMAN RIGHT whether a citizen or not. Your argument sounds hateful towards todays immigrants in America, but thats nothing new.

    "Besides it's not like they can't apply legally"

    They can't, todays immigration laws discriminates towards Latin American immigrants, erm thats nothing new either... equal rights?

  • @SpeedyOJ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have absolutely no problem with a legal immigrant. Hell I'll invite them to dinner (and have). It's the illegals that I have a problem with, and I don't see why I shouldn't, I wouldn't allow someone who broke into my home to stay for tea. And I never said that I thought immigration laws were perfect, because they aren't, but like I said just because a law sucks it doesn't give you the right to break it.

  • @KingPiccolOwned The ol 'i have no problem with immigration just illegal immigration' argument, thats like saying 'i have no problem with rich people just poor people' in other words your trying to justify your hate.

    Broke into your home? i'm sure thats what the previous settlers said about your immigrant forefathers -erm hate? u do know that America is a nation of nations right?

    A law that sucks? or a law that discriminates???

  • @SpeedyOJ Why does your entire argument seem to be based on the principle that the law doesn't matter if it's inconvenient? Look I don't care what you think of me, but to me, whether or not something is against the law is more important than any other factor. Especially race, religion, sexual affiliation, or economic standing. Saying that how people are born justifies whatever they do is exactly the same kind of crap that people used to discriminate against minorities.

  • @KingPiccolOwned Laws r supposed to b FOR THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE. So some racist politician in Arizona wrote this LAW THAT DISCRIMINATES n it was singed by Jan cunt Brewer, well it turns out they're having a shit load of trouble trying to justify it, n now they're facing mass protest by the people, thats called DEMOCRACY.. u really need to read up on American history dude

  • @SpeedyOJ I have and I know two things, we aren't a democracy we're a republic, and states are actually supposed to have the right to govern themselves as they see fit. Now that doesn't mean I support the law Arizona is trying to pass, not because it's racist, but because throwing a bunch of illegals into the prison system isn't going to help it any and is probably just going to create more violent criminals as a result of the brutality of prison life.

  • @SpeedyOJ My point isn't that we should pass more bad laws, but simply that the fact they are bad doesn't justify breaking them. If they are that terrible then they should be fixed not ignored.

  • @SpeedyOJ

    who exactly does it discriminate against? if you are caught on a charge you will be asked to provide identification like normal. if you are not a citizen you will be deported. not our fault all the immigrants are from mexico here in the southwest, its simply how it worked out with the placement of a poor destitute nation next to a wealthy one. if mexico were a majority white nation there would be no problem "discriminating" when deporting them.

  • @SpeedyOJ learn to spell.

  • @SpeedyOJ So it stands to reason that applying that logic in reverse wouldn't really yield anything good.

  • @SpeedyOJ And by the way. I would also tell that to the people who bombed the civil rights activists of the '60's.

  • @baracuda771 About fucking time somebody was smart enough to realize this. Well done sir!

  • @misterzonker2584 Thanks man. Seriously, some people are just so ignorant and don't understand what is so easily visible. It's mind boggling.

  • @baracuda771

    Is that from Maddox?

  • @DeadFishFactory wtf is Maddox?

  • @baracuda771 The minimum wage is the problem. Some jobs aren't worth the minimum wage, therefore people are unwilling to pay minimum wage for those jobs and there only recourse is to hire someone illegally off the books. Those jobs are usually taken by illegal immigrants because legal citizens can get more in government handouts than they can from doing those menial tasks...

  • @baracuda771 TERRORIST!

    hahaha. good point, man.

  • @baracuda771 1: walmart doesn't knowingly hire illegals at below minimum wage, and 2: in your line of reasoning, wouldn't abolishing the minimum wage go far further towards increasing employment for our own citizens rather than forcing people to hire others at arbitrary rates?

  • do these minutemen racist assholes realize that fucking MS-13 control illegal immigration, they would fuck up these minutemen easily, let border patrol take care of that not some dumbass rednecks

  • @commandant15 U FKING RETARD IT SIAD 12 MILLION IMAGRANTS ARE HERE BORDER PATROL AINT DOING SHIT IT DOESNT MATTER IF THESE GUYS HELP OUT ALITTLE UR SUCH A FUCKING DEMOCRAT LIBRAL SHIT

  • @ValkrE22 i'm not a liberal, i'm in the don't give a shit bout politics party cuz their all retarted

  • Did you ever ask how other countries (ie Mexico) treats its immigrants?

  • Best part about illegals no repiblican will ACTUALLY do anything about it because they love cheap cheap labor!

    maybe crack down on people who HIRE illegal immigrants as well as the illegals themselves.

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  • This show is so awsome thaks for the upload.

  • In "reality" people should be able to choose to go and live where ever they please, it's a "human right". I think it's ok to give a mass of land a name, but i don't think it's right to say who can or can't live on that mass of dirt. Anyway humans have made life too complicated! Because this fear of illegal immigrants has occurred through other problems and fears.

  • @MikuXP

    One day, the entire world will be developed and this whole immigration thing will be irrelevant, but I don't know if I'll ever see it in this lifetime.

  • @Suzaku000 Yes when markets around the world are free, the world will all be developed. Sadly Leftist fucks can't pull their cocks out of our lives and won't allow it.

  • @Suzaku000 No, you won't

  • @Suzaku000 There are not enough resources on this planet to develop the entire world to the highest current level. I'm guessing that's gonna spawn a population control programme.

  • @stoner19860502

    That's why space is our future.

  • @Suzaku000 Inevitably but its gonna take a long ass time.

  • Drug Dealers. yes what we need is more DEA faggots trying to Police the (Freedom) of its people. cause in a Free country you cant put anything inside your body you want. perfect. DUMB FUCKING HICKS! these are the same assholes who go on about pedophiles then rape kids at church.

  • To explain how to keep immagrants from taking our jobs WORK HARDER.

  • trying to turn it in to a comedy didn't work....

  • I usually agree with P&T, but NOBODY is opposed to LEGAL immigration...I oppose ILLEGAL immigration...Oh and...MY MOTHER IS AN IMMIGRANT! Oh...and my family is made up of LEGAL immigrants from Mexico, Austria, Yugoslavia, India, Lebanon...I could go on all day! So if you think being opposed to ILLEGAL immigration is racist...YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!

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  • Illegal immigration is the problem. period...

  • How is it "illegal" if laws are not in place or enforced? That's like saying driving 35 mph on a dirt road is illegal when no speed limit is posted - and nobody ever enforces a speed limit on a dirt road.

  • and... if some local tried to pull me over with his imitation cop car he would be punished for imitating an officer. how are these minute men not being punished for imitating officers? it's just legal to sit out and pick off people from another country because they want a better life for their family and we're lucky enough in America to be able to provide it... like we have since 1492.. when we could have been called illegals by the natives... who we killed and terrorized for centuries.

  • what about weapons and drug smugglers? that's a roughly high percentage of the people that cross over the border illegally

  • Did he say that ALL immigrants (both legal and illegal) do is blow up buildings, take away jobs, and suck up welfare. I call bullshit. lol. Well, I guess I better stay off of American soil then!

  • September 11 was committed by dudes that were here legally!!! They were here with visas with the United States Stamp on them!! Anti immigrant supporters just admit that you don't like brown people, quit all this PC bullshit already. You are racist pigs and you don't have the balls to admit it. My people would feel alot better if you just stopped with whole patriotic cover up and say the truth. You are racist!!!

  • i hate those border jumping scum canadians ! but who can blame mexicans and other drug cartel members? their countries suck ass ! no one needs a law to check a suspicious person !

  • Poor immigrants. All they want is equal opportunities for themselves and their families. And dumbass racist American douchebags thinkit's going to kill our country? Fuck that. Bring on the immigrants! There's plenty of space in America for them.

  • @stlfatman Sorry man, but your wrong. That's the thing about liberals your can confuse the hell out of them just by giving them the straight facts and it looks  as if you are one of the liberals. Good luck in the next elections because liberals are going out the door.

  • @RustyoldGI ... I understand what you mean, but to be honest, I don't really give a damn about liberals. I most certainly am not a liberal. I'm just stating my opinion about this subject. I'm sorry if I came across as liberal, but I don't get involved in that, it's not worth the debate. Immigration, however, I'll debate that until I feel it's justifiably settled. And just for the record, I don't vote, so I'm sorry I have to disregard your election remark.

  • @RustyoldGI

    With all due respect, I am conservative by most people's standards and I think you are jumping the gun. America has lots of wide open space, lets send all the immigrants to Montana or Dakotas :P

  • I also with the unemployment rate was still 5%...

    :(

  • nice, much better quality than the other one on youtube!

  • There is a Trojan Horse in NY Harbor -- A French Clap trap !

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