Jimmy Carr on Wossy (09-11-2007 ) - Parte 01

[treytoshable]

theyre mates



[sknhdchick6]

jonathan's so jealous of jimmy

[MrPresidentToBe]

"you look a bit smelly"

i lol'd hard!

[Jest]

@52egw It's because they're actually good friends in real life. :P

[Xeno426]

@52egw

Because it's funny. I wouldn't be surprised they're quite friendly in person.

It's like the banter Jimmy Carr does during his shows; it seems really nasty, but it's all for show and to get a laugh.

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

haha ewection

[MajorJackassCunt]

Possibly best stand up comedian ever?

[Snowflake4906]

@52egw because he's a twat.

[proximityeffect1]

@52egw they know each other very well, its called banter between mates thats all

[cheekysquiggle]

at about 4:02 does jimmy carr say 'have we uspet one of the puffs'?!

[LeighHobnob]

@cheekysquiggle He does. But the band is called 4 puffs and a piano, so I guess it's cool.

[pennydesouza]

God, Jonathan Ross' outfit is terrible.

[JustValeriefy]

I'm 15 and I adore Jimmy.

Isn't that a little strange, people?

;)

[jimmy2k4o]

@JustValeriefy I went to see jimmy live when I was 13 and loved his comedy for years before that  not weird atall

[RachelMonroe72]

I'm sorry, but this man is so bloody gorgeous!

[EveryOneEatsSkittles]

Why Does Jimmy Carr repeat his jokes?

[example8]

@EveryOneEatsSkittles Show me one comedian that doesn't

[Staff777]

@EveryOneEatsSkittles you ever seen a standup live? They tour. The tour there latest material (jakoes) release a dvd then work on new stuff. sometimes they go back to it if the situation demands.

[WalterLiddy]

I can't believe I never noticed before that Ross can't say "r".

[jimmy2k4o]

@WalterLiddy how can you not notice that? thats like not noticeing Richard Hammond is a midget or Bruce Forsyth is a vampire

[oliviataylorxxxxxxxx]

Something sort of good-looking about him?

[TowfiqTheBrown]

Why does Jonathon always ask people to sit on his lap?

[Woutah2dmaX]

@TowfiqTheBrown Well that's obvious... to compare anus temperatures.

[Tamashi88]

I like Jimmy Carr. I just don't like is stand up. I really love watching him on panel shows (ie QI) and as host but i never really enjoyed his stand up :)

[ItsameAlex]

@Tamashi88

whos standup do you like?

[Tamashi88]

@ItsameAlex Eddie Izzard was my fisrt love, I like the more talkie stand-ups Jimmy Carr is more of a jokie stand-up

I like Tim Minchin, Adam Hills, Rich Hall, Greg Proops, Noel Fielding, DAAS (Doug Anthony Allstars) and I watch a lot of sketch aswell (Lano and Woodly, the Umbilical Brothers) and I have been watching Whose Line is It Anyway? too. I also love satire like Spitting Image and mock news shows too (HIGNFY this Hour has 22 minutes etc)

what about you?

[ItsameAlex]

@Tamashi88

Ricky Gervais.

[Tamashi88]

@ItsameAlex Cool, I've never really seen any of his stuff, but I hear that he's good : ]

[kumar01234]

@Tamashi88

i think he is quite brilliant cause he really mastered one type of stand up that many comedians cant master.

the one liner

he is probably the only comedian i know that does one liners well the other tend to stay away from it. its hard to make one liner jokes and he does it well.

[stupidintellect90]

This is the second time I've herad him talk about how big his face is...it' not that big, he just has the kind of cheeks that you want to grab hold of.

[kumar01234]

@stupidintellect90

well its probably part of the series. i mean when comedians go on tours they arent going to say new jokes in each location they usually have one big set of jokes that they do in these huge venues. that is why comedians only release one dvd a year or so. they might change it a bit per location like if he was in USA more usa jokes or something.

if you watch aziz ansari interview when he first did talk shows on letter and kimmel his stories are always the same as his stand up

[eleanoraliceshields]

i love him hes a legend i met him two days before my birthday honestly the best bday present ever. i didnt say it was bday soon anyway i said to him thank you for coming. and he said thank thank you for having me, your lovely very well spoken i apologise for my behaviour onstage. i smiled and walked of slightly giggling with excitement

[tf2whackyengineer]

Is the host dressed like David Tennant's doctor? Also, the chorus singing the House Martins when Jimmy Carr came out was hilarious.

[jigsoree]

he is a genuine genius he could verbally make grown men cry. not surprising he was from Cambridge.

[josshinator]

@jigsoree Hes actually from Hounslow - Greater London :)

[EllysaE]

ewww

[TheHeroInDisguise]

Jimmy would own the fuck out of this guy, but he's nice enough to let that man think he has balls, haha :D

[EagleSyncProduction]

I think he's a little douche... just because he talked trash about Jeremy Clarkson, as if envi bursts out of him... I really liked him but when I saw the video on JC I was surprised to see how much of an asshole he is.

[gilli39]

@EagleSyncProduction Uhm...he's one of Clarksons biggest fans?

I'm pretty sure Clarkson can take a light hearted joke.

[HittokiriBatosai]

lol, he asked him to be more familiar in the beginning and got his ass handed to him! Great chemistry between these two, hilarious men!

[1231bert]

This vid is soo hilarious

'you have a very warm anus'

i could watch this over and over

i love jimmy carr

[happyjellyfish]

'I'm not gwooming you!'

[GMCAMUSICTV]

Who knows the truth?

[Paiste402]

Woss's putdowns and jokes against Jimmy arent even clever, there just point and laugh ones with no back up it "if you walked in i would move my kids out of the way". Its funny to know Carr has a bag full of put downs loaded in his pocket that he could unleash and make a man lose sleep over haha

[brucecheewai]

1:11. the singer on the right is as straight as a fish hook. gayest movements ever.

[lewisrain]

@brucecheewai yeah, the band's actually called "4 poofs and a PIano"...

[Mayna00]

@brucecheewai They're all gay. Hence the name '4 Poofs and a Piano'.

[rockabillychickee]

"im gettin an ewection" xD i love to listen to wossy!

[yatter1]

woss is a ranker

[pvervloedquicknet]

Two very funny guys, love this upload.

[neilwilson557]

jimmy is awsome, jonathin ross is so fucking funny aswell

[Kristine9990909]

<3 himm

[pmadie16]

I luv the way Wossy's voice sounded at 6:42. He's talking to Jimmy like he's a victim of an atempt at suicide! He's fucking hilarious! <!3

[ThrashMetalForces]

I'm I the only one thinking that the Show presenter looks vaguely like Prof. Snape From Harry Potter..?

[xoger3]

wow jimmy was getting epicly ripped

[nofancypants]

at 5:13 he says 'am I being groomed?' but it skips and he just says 'wanoomed?' hahaha

[martiniisgood]

His little face is so puncheable yet so very kissable.

[zoeishererightnow]

his face looks really big in this picture n dont look as attractive as it does now.

I LOVE JIMMY CARR

i think he is sooooo funny haha

[droppedyourgaycards]

them two are funny together

[lexmarkx8]

jonathan ross is really mean.

i never noticed that before

[dashadowdogg]

They are real life good friends. Its all good

[Blueberrypassion]

zanachan, they are really close friends

[iAintTheFather]

he got ripped on this was so good !

[zanachan88]

the interviewer was pretty rude

[ILoveEminemx3]

I Love Jimmy Hes So Funny ; Really Cool Guy <3333

[kizzization]

Jonathans a dickhead why the BBC hire him after the Sachs thing is just beyond me hes just plain rude ...

[l1u1k1e2]

@kizzization twas only a fookin phone call.... free speech...

[kizzization]

that was just disgraceful and a bad example to everyone !

[l1u1k1e2]

@kizzization dnt give a fook

[kizzization]

then why are you replying dickhead?

[JimmyTheKiller]

shutp you fucking dirty cunt... I would take your fuckin teeeth out you poncey wanker... so go fuck your kiddie fiddling dad, he's lonely because your mum is always with me now days...

[kizzization]

oh wow is that the best that you could come up with shows the height of inteliigence that you really have ...haha its quite funny actually but dont let me stop you because its amusing to see how clever you THINK you are ...

[JimmyTheKiller]

i will actually batter the shit outa you where you live you fuckin cunt... i actually wil lcome down, beat you untill your eating through a tube, then fuck your mum and piss on your dad yolu fucking wanker

[kizzization]

LOOL you really dont fail to amuse do you? dipshit it really does show how thick youa re if it took you that long to come up with a shitty answer like that !

[JimmyTheKiller]

@kizzization suck my fat dick you slag

[kizzization]

i would but i choke on small objects so i guess thats a safety hazard...man whore !

[JimmyTheKiller]

@kizzization yer i know you would you filthy tramp... youd love it too

[kizzization]

LOOOOL woow you call me a tramp? your a giglo and you need help, no one would touch you with a barge pole!!

[JimmyTheKiller]

@kizzization barge pole..... -_- wow you must be in year 3 or somthin, coz thats the last time i heard someone use that... i dont mind i'll still let you suck my dick... im hoping giving good head runs in the family with you

[kizzization]

year 3 LOOOOOOOL coming from the one who has no comeback but "suck my dick" first you need to GROW ONE COS YOU SOUND LIKE A  RETARDED 7 YEAR OLD !!! thick shit much??

[kizzization]

LOL is that the best that you could come uo with? wow shows how retarded you and the height of your inteligence which is probs the size of your dick and as for your next reply tot hat : "why dont you suck it " then i would have to reply...i would but i choke on small objects ...see look at all that time we've saved!!

[awefhiwefiuwafiuhai]

You choke on small objects? I hate to break it to you, but that makes no fucking sense.

[kizzization]

why are you too thick to work it out ? and yeah it does retards like you just dont understand..

[d3vilchild7]

oh cmon dude

where's your sence of humor

[kizzization]

lol i do have one but when it comes to overpaid people like jonathan ross that just arent that great in the first place then i get really annoyed !!!

jimmy carr is just legend though :)

[normanic]

I met Jimmy Carr too, he is crazily nice man! Thanking us loads for going to his gig! he was brilliant!

[o0Cookiez0o]

My mate met Jimmy yesterday and was shocked by how nice he is. :'D

[tarsonis10]

anuses tend to be cold but your's isnt

[mrslovesit]

HES NOT SHORT, HES JUST SMALL

[mostmusicisbad]

5'8" is the average for the UK.

[Schizm1]

Ross is a legend

[Burnzy8418]

Jimmy could verbally rip the paint off the walls.

[marky77]

:D

LOVE JIMMY CARR :D.

[RozTheDiffy44]

Some people like him, soem don't, i personally adore him, he is funny and is strangely attractive.

[scruncher100]

5:25-5:37

lmfao

[adam0900909]

Go on then, you be funnier, whittier and smarter. He's one of the best talents Britain has to offer wheather you like him or not, you cant deny he is. Jimmy is a LEGEND.

[applepie365]

Jimmy is actually really nice in real life :) and shorter than I expected.

[owenhunt]

Wossy is a rather tall man. I thought Jimmy looked reasonaby tall. At least 5'11/6'0, as Johnathon is edgng 6'3.

[steamedguy]

Carr is kinda short, 5'7-5'8

[owenhunt]

You sure about that? The height difference on screen would suggest otherwise...

[steamedguy]

Mind you im a bad judge of height so i'd say im wrong :D!!

[owenhunt]

I just signed on as you made this comment. Thought you should know that for some strange, intangible reason.

He has the character of a mid-heighted man anyway.

[Obsidian1392]

YOU have a warm anus

[KarmixRazz]

no u

[Obsidian1392]

@KarmixRazz how dare you.

[sexyharkness]

omg im 5'10 and im a 15 yr old girl. wow jimmy is shorter then me.

[owenhunt]

That's hot, that really is. You keep that up girlfriend.

[magikk]

Lol. Awesome, when you're 18 you'll be like 8" tall. They're gonna call you William Wallace.

[jacklav1]

I'm 5'10" and when I stand up they both come to my navel so I guess they're about 3'6".

[owenhunt]

Oooh you wisecracker you! I can tell you follow your fair share of dead pan.

[YeahBabeyx]

I find jimmy oddly attractive.

he's hillarious.

[sweetieluver14]

I Love Jimmy Carr, Hes Gorgeous!!

[tonyjaaak47]

u'v got a very warm anus

[Tombee83]

Have me ticket to see him in september cant wait, love him.

[kyle2k5]

you've got a VERY warm anus.

[BelleTroy]

*Humf* You look a bit smelly!

[tattybojangles]

'but their are ladies here!' love him.

[teufelstaub]

Aww,Jimmy is just your standard neat and tidy Virgo...he can't help be a natty dresser.

[Litewiz]

yeeey! =D my 2 fav comedians!

[honekuzu]

That eating on your own thing is interesting - in England I never would have eaten out on my own, in Japan, it's perfectly normal and I do so all the time. Cultural connotations, I suppose.

[davemitchell93]

why wouldnt they like each other?

[luxvoix]

if you mean jimmy and jonathan, they usually play tennis together in real life

[dramaticafantastica]

seriously? oh my goodness, jimmy carr in tennis shorts. do u reckon he wears a head band?!

[o0Cookiez0o]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO! (': this comment gave me a kick.

[HypedFreak]

they sed they were close friends at the start

[CoutureCherie]

hahahaha i love them <3

[Lauragordon1]

Jimmy's got such a nice smile :)

[VioletRiver]

bless Jimmy, he's brilliant. But he dishes it out, he's gotta expect it back sometime or another ! : ) x

[123456yum123456]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[nathanfornash]

Stop being such a puff

[igotthemeatsweats]

The singers are called 4 poufs and a piano! What was he supposed to call them?

[agledhill]

Some people get offended over the stupidest things - thins that aren't even anything to do with them!

And tyrol - Jimmy ALWAYS gives as good as he gets - if you don't like the way Wossy interviews then it's simple - STOP WATCHING THE VIDEO'S...dur.

[Tyrol3]

Jimmy always gives as good as he gets? Yeah except in the video that we're actually discussing here. Try to keep up okay.

And it's obvious Jimmy is holding back because he's a guest on Ross's show and really wasn't expecting to be treated like that. Otherwise why would he go on Ross's show if not to promote his projects? Which Ross never really gave him the chance to do.

Sometimes Ross is okay, but he often has trouble knowing when to stop which gets him into trouble.

[agledhill]

I am talking about this video - ¬.¬

You're obviously far to easily offended. I can't see as Jimmy in uncomfortable at all - nor do I think Wossy is going too far - it's all just a giggle, and they're good mates, read their twitter and you'd know that.

[Redheadfury]

I agree he isn't uncomfortable, maybe a little nervous, but if you watch part 2 he's nervous with a good reason lol

[Tyrol3]

Ross is a terrible interviewer, with his nonstop awkward comments about Jimmy's appearance which stop the interview cold.

I mean "you must have been bullied looking the way you do" and "warm anus" with a texture like his dogs?! Is that supposed to be funny? Really WTF is his guest supposed to say to that?

This isn't the first time I've seen Ross pull this shit either.

I guess if you can't be funny then just insult the shit out of your guests.

[agledhill]

They're friends in real life - have you never teased your friends?

He gives as good as he gets

[NMtB4ev4]

its a shame amstell cant go on FNWJR, he would cut up Wossy

[leeshinator]

why can't he go on?

[princesschat]

yeah, why can't he go?

[hautenarcissism]

i too would like to know why?

[IHEARTPODOLSKI]

Oh my god hahaha this is genius.

[sirblahblah]

upside down?

[serellie]

Oui. It's how I roll.

[KingLies]

Yeah, Ross used to be funny, he's kind of annoying nowdays.

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

I think that's partly because now he has to be extra careful after being banned for three months, maybe it's like if he does one more thing like that he will actually lose his job. Now all the oldies hate him you see, the people with no sense of humour so he's lost that anyway.

[sledathon]

It just goes to show, you can't be too careful!

[GreyMirror]

Haha.

I love Wossy's speech impediment.

"Got of my leg... I'm getting an election."

Not as dirty as he was trying to make it...

[rh384]

why is wossy so popular, whenever i see him he seems like a prick.

[clewbe]

hes annoying.

[Brookstar560]

i love jimmy carr, ross is a twat

[crowbarred]

I think people must miss this bit bit, but i think they actually respect each other ...ie ... you wouldnt take that shit unless it was from a friend

[salford08]

'Part'

[serellie]

Nope, dear, not a typo.

[november2remeber619]

lol my mum has a 'phone voice' aswell Johnathan. Mr.Pickle is a cool name for a dog lol.Jimmy n Johnathan Rule.

[RegisteredDelboy]

if jimmy carr had time to go home and write a standup routine involving jonathon ross hed tear him apart however ross is very quickwitted and jus takes the piss out of jimmy in an interview however theyre both very talented television personalities

[dwoodall8979]

damn why does that guy give him so much shit?

[bryrw06]

because they are good mates. Banter!

[freeganjaman]

Jimmy's funny but Ross is a twat!

[XMXJBXTX]

grrr my friend tells me i look like Jimmy cos ive got a big head lool... now i think he's really funny but i wasnt too pleased about that!

[kareno81]

2 of my favourite men on the planet! Thanks for uploading this

[Obsessedartist4shark]

that was soo mean

[shamelessness]

Wossy slaughters him!!!

[exposednxtacys]

if you dont like ross then why watch his interviews just saying

[JonathanWossyRoss]

true..true..

[cornerbox]

hmm..maybe..i liked him better when he first started out..

[omc03]

Seems a lot more people dislike ross once they found out his wage...Jealous maybe?

He's a very skilled interviewer, anyone with a grain of intelligence can see that.