I hope they put this level of background detail in Mass Effect 3, I enjoyed how Mass Effect 2 felt "alive." With people having their own private little conversations, or occasionally conversations you could butt into!
Asari + Hanar porn games... Uhhh, thank you but NOOO. Maybe if the Asari is hot, but I don't think I need to see the Hanar... It's just a big floating jeallyfish.. The game says so too. =D
@unlimitedspeeed I always thought was a reference to Japanese hentai. When you think about it, the hanar are like jellyfish/octopus-like aliens, and the Asari are mostly composed of sexy blue-skinned alien babes, and Shin Akiba sounds suspiciously Japanese. I'll let your imagination run wild. :)
The game is great, but well yea, the armor is only for Xbox,ers.. i dont know if its only like this in sweeden, but i preordered the Terminus armor thing, and when i get to "GAMESTOP".. they idiot behind the desk tells me that the armor and weapon is only for Xbox vertion. "iven though they told me PC 1 week before". so now i stand here with the orginal vertion, when i could just fuckin download it..
God I wish Galaxy of Fantasy was real...Or at least inside Mass Effect somewhere.
dndmatt 1 month ago
I wish the game had given you the choice to pick this as your favorite store on the Citadel.
aquapendulum 4 months ago
At: 0:39, is that Xbox 360 consoles at the left of Commander Shepard?
ThePaps101 4 months ago
Galaxy of Fantasy = World of Warcraft.
Especially since World of Warcraft has around 11 million players.
name887 5 months ago
I hope they put this level of background detail in Mass Effect 3, I enjoyed how Mass Effect 2 felt "alive." With people having their own private little conversations, or occasionally conversations you could butt into!
lordpoee 6 months ago
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Alliance Corsair = Modern Warfare 2/Battlefield 3
Asari-Hanar porn games = Atari porn games
Grim Terminus Alliance = Grand Theft Auto
Role playing games = Fallout NV
Extranet games = StarCraft 2
Human Sports games = Sports games
Galaxy of Fantasy = World of Warcraft
Solitaire = um, well... Solitaire
tvirus1234 7 months ago
Asari-hanar? eeeeeewwwwwwwww!
New meaning to tentacle rape!
TDA792 8 months ago
@TDA792 I think it's hot ; )
Zellig 7 months ago
@Zellig Oh! TMI! X(
TDA792 7 months ago
@TDA792 I'm working on drawing a hentai fanart of it wanna see it when I'm done? Lol
Zellig 7 months ago
@Zellig O_O I'll pass.
TDA792 7 months ago
Galaxy of Fantasy is World of Warcraft :D
jeehman 8 months ago
1:03 if the aliean wants real life rpg go to earth and play fallout new vegas on hardcore
chance551 8 months ago
@chance551 i would have to say fallout 3 with the fallout wonders edition mod. way harder than NV on hardcore
mandude50909 7 months ago
i didn't know Gamestop has porn games.......ahh yeah!!!
THEGUITARGOD808 11 months ago 2
LOL Extra net games where a batarian comes on and decides to speak his own language without auto translate. = FFXI
AinokeatoProductions 1 year ago
Even in the future, tentical is still going strong.
cytorakdemon 1 year ago
Lol he even sounds like a gamestop dude!
whman17411 1 year ago 8
Galaxy of Fantasy lol, World of WarCraft
dcl32 1 year ago 7
0:14
"you know whats good? NYUKA? WHAS REAAL GOOD?"
sharki9876 1 year ago
asari-hanar porn?
GibbsGibberstein 1 year ago
In 2185, they will still play solitaire. Interesting.
FlyingFocs 1 year ago
@FlyingFocs solitaire is forever!
sarttan 1 year ago 2
i'm commander shephard, and this is the boringest person on the citadel.
214crazydude 1 year ago
idk about you guys, but when he said that "Galaxy of Fantasy" is based on Turian mythology, I thought "Ragnarok Online".
rtl42 1 year ago
@rtl42 galaxy of fantasy = world of warcraft... 11 billion players
darkHALO1000 1 year ago
Quinton Flynn?
derrzh 1 year ago
lol, the batarians line is a reference toward Brazilians in online gaming.
rjboni 1 year ago
He wouldn't let me trade in my games... I really wanted Alliance Corsair too! I guess it's just my- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
DeepestShad0wXBL 1 year ago 7
Alliance Corsair = Call Of Duty?
XanaduUchiha 1 year ago
@XanaduUchiha alliance corsair = assassins creed
thegreenghost1000 1 year ago
@thegreenghost1000 Fail!!!!
JiggyFlab 1 year ago
@thegreenghost1000 Thanks.
XanaduUchiha 1 year ago
@XanaduUchiha And FFFFFFAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!
JiggyFlab 1 year ago
Roleplaying games like they used too, Its all big choices and stuff. HA i lolled so much cos its like Mass Effect 2
kidramez 1 year ago
god damn batarians with their own language
ChicagoZach 1 year ago
galaxy of fantasy = world of warcraft/runescape
dalcon08 1 year ago
@dalcon08 omg runescape i love that would still play if was mem
taka3000000o 1 year ago
When he talked about Role Playing Games with big choices and visceral combat I nearly died!
I love Bioware and their sence of humor :)
CliffDiverBOA 1 year ago 6
Third Coil... Second Life? Cos what he says makes sense. XD
Aldris247 1 year ago
2 credits toward a new game i love how they even keep with gamestop being so cheapo
retardstupidass 1 year ago
Asari-hanar porn sounds pretty hawt.
jetsiol0 1 year ago
Galaxy of Fantasy, I heard it has eleven billion players, based on Turian Mythology... xD Brilliance
MandibleMuge 1 year ago
I don't know what's scarier GameStop in space or a galaxy full of over zealous gamers.
AquiMiserez 1 year ago
LOL. I knew it, a century later solitaire will still be addicting
iAmGOD009 1 year ago 17
when i heard the asari porn games i was like wtf perv
striker5495 1 year ago
W T F 10$? Games are getting cheaper in the future....
DemonFoxDeity 1 year ago
Galaxy of Fantasy.......? Sounds alot like World of Warcraft to me..
LordArgonash11 1 year ago 6
alliance corsair=starcraft maybe?
xiLunax 1 year ago
@xiLunax more like call of duty or battlefield.
starscream372 10 months ago
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
OMGClayAikken 1 year ago 7
i was play this fascinating human game....solitair :D!!
12lbyers 1 year ago 3
Big choices and visceral combat...
ha! Bioware making fun of themselves
BLlNK 1 year ago
lol Solitaire....I wanna see Hanar porn...Or turian porn? :P this is fucked up...
Methecookie3456 1 year ago
who thought bioware protecting rockstar games?
tldragonking 1 year ago
Grim Terminus Alliance = GTA = Grand Theft Auto
Galaxy of Fantasy(11 billion players) = WoW reference
Alliance Corsair = AC = Assassin's Creed (realistic battles)
quadraxas 1 year ago 5
There should be a possibility to play "space invaders" or stuff like that in the 3rd part
DerOrk 1 year ago
Asari + Hanar porn games... Uhhh, thank you but NOOO. Maybe if the Asari is hot, but I don't think I need to see the Hanar... It's just a big floating jeallyfish.. The game says so too. =D
roejames12 1 year ago
haha shepard the gamer xD HAHA
oly355 1 year ago
I wonder how they play games on an Omni-tool... :o
KillerZetzz 1 year ago
Shepard: can i have a copy of ME4?
Store Owner: ME4 why?
Shepard: So i can know what to do!
LegendaryA37 1 year ago 20
wow solitaire still exists in 170 years????
orgilzrorgilzr 1 year ago
1:05 wtf 5 hours to fly somewhere?
CaltTUBE 1 year ago
@CaltTUBE i think its a wow reference to when things used to take alot longer. PvP, nonconnected flightpaths, basic mounts at 40, epic at 60....etc
Cloudrunner62 1 year ago
@Cloudrunner62 Are you serius, no it's not a wow reference at all. Believe it or not, RPG games existed before wow.
Sukorshadow 1 year ago
@the whole new version of the sis-even MORE realistic!
starscream372 10 months ago
Grim Terminus Alliance = GTA haha beating slaves. Human sports games selling well to Krogan = shot at EA for their sports games.
"Big choices/visceral combat instead of drinking water" AWESOME hate on the forum goers on the bioware website lol
MMAniac90 1 year ago
Galaxy of Fantasy= World of Warcraft
Grim Terminus Alliance= Grand Theft Auto
megaepicexplosion 1 year ago
well, Im sure Gamestop didnt pay tons of cash or call in some favors in bioware for THAT.
TheWardcat 1 year ago
I lol'ed hard, trying to cover my mouth.
benos 2 years ago
Five fucking dollars, must be the greatest airlines ever.
benos 2 years ago
3rd Coil = Halo 3
JosephPatrickOMalley 2 years ago
It definitely is GameStop. They're selling reserves, taking trade-ins, and selling gameplay guarantees.
kidinthecloset 2 years ago
is it me or the Asari porn games thingy-s(lol) is a reference to the unoficial and unlicenced Atari porn games back in the 80's
unlimitedspeeed 2 years ago 39
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boombabyboom 1 year ago
@unlimitedspeeed I always thought was a reference to Japanese hentai. When you think about it, the hanar are like jellyfish/octopus-like aliens, and the Asari are mostly composed of sexy blue-skinned alien babes, and Shin Akiba sounds suspiciously Japanese. I'll let your imagination run wild. :)
JRC3034 1 year ago
LOL @ porn game. And can you imagine how amazing games would be in that age?
Razputin53 2 years ago
Galaxy of Fantasy? I think you meant World of Warcraft, it is still popular many, many years from now.
nVViciousWolf 2 years ago
asari hanar porn lol basically tentacle hentai and shin-kiba is actually a real place in japan -_-
shinigami257 2 years ago
SOLITAIRE!
And of course the tentacle porn games are sold in SHIN AKIBA.
MfEuTrArLy 2 years ago
how do credits transilate into dollers?
mickeymouse14 2 years ago
lol. asari. atari
hiddenThecakeisalie 2 years ago
Asari, hanar PORN WTF?? LOL
supervegito2277 2 years ago 3
Hah! Now I wanna play Galaxy of Fantasy!
zoushaomenohu 2 years ago
Alliance Corsair=Mass effect galaxy.
I know, it's kind of obvious. But I lol'd.
Corvus54 2 years ago
@Corvus54
Actually, I'd think it's "Ace Combat."
GZilla311 2 years ago
I spent awhile listening to this guy on Xbox before I realized he's voiced by Reno.
11isOver9000 2 years ago
0:32 sounds like reffering to hentai and on 2:05 is reffering to world of warcraft lol you got toi love ea.ster eggs
SHOTRED555 2 years ago
The first is just porn, and the second is LOL
supervegito2277 2 years ago
I lol'd for long long when I talked to this guy. He had so many responses.
Onthealmond 2 years ago
Grim Terminus Alliance = Grand Theft Auto
HOlyHEck101 2 years ago 67
Third Coil = Halo 3?
Xtranet = Xbox
This is fun, translating futuristic moon-speak...
meeplem 2 years ago
@meeplem Xtranet is the internet via your omni tool not an Xbox.
terroboy 2 years ago 2
That's silly, it should be an xbox
meeplem 2 years ago
@meeplem
third coil = second life
36013luke 2 years ago
the ExtraNet is the ME universe version of the internet, play ME1 and you´ll see
jarpasmannen 2 years ago
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Dont buy this Pice of Shit..
The game is great, but well yea, the armor is only for Xbox,ers.. i dont know if its only like this in sweeden, but i preordered the Terminus armor thing, and when i get to "GAMESTOP".. they idiot behind the desk tells me that the armor and weapon is only for Xbox vertion. "iven though they told me PC 1 week before". so now i stand here with the orginal vertion, when i could just fuckin download it..
DemonGurkan 2 years ago
I laughed at the first two lines & decided to save the rest for the game. Can't believe how much humor they snuck into this game.
"Is this the "lifespan talk?" I am NOT having the "lifespan talk" right now.
mohrj 2 years ago 4
great thanks alot buddy now im gonna be stuck talkin to this guy 4 hours on end
MrSupercows 2 years ago
It got leaked, if you go to justin tv there is people streaming it.
Trempolo 2 years ago
Third Coil-Halo 3
lol
ThepowerofRonin221 2 years ago 4
lol
PresidentEvil69 2 years ago
Ha, I get it. Hanar has tentacles... Asari...
HAAAAAAAAA.
Orangesoda19 2 years ago 3
Mass Effect Hentai!
ThepowerofRonin221 2 years ago 2
wtf, its funny but mass effect 2 isnt out yet
Wolfblade981 2 years ago
HANNAR PORN FTW
drunkenwoodelf 2 years ago 7
Asari hanar, wow
TheTau1 2 years ago 2
@TheTau1 well,that cant go well.
starscream372 10 months ago
galaxy of fantasy, lmao.. aka: world of warcraft :P
11 billion players... heh xD
super6plx 2 years ago 4
did he say porn games? DX
ShortyStudios 2 years ago