2. PUNCHLINE - The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked down each of them throughout the house.
I quite enjoyed this video. It was hilarious. It's funny, because I don't laugh at normal humor, an then when I hear a joke that isn't funny at all, I laugh. Ah, the ironies of life.
Why must there be a description of this type of humor? whom ever doesn't get a anti-humor joke are the people who don't chose to understand it. doesn't make them dumb or ignorant, it simply exposes what their priorities are. i.e. its more important to be witty then to be fair, or "correct" as some people put it.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. And another one. And another one. By now he's pretty hammered. You can tell he kind-of has a drinking problem. He walks home, beats his daugther and cries himself to sleep.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
Haha. Loved this video, Travis. I actually still laughed. Rather a lot. <--sentence fragment. ("sentence fragment" is also a sentence fragment; how ironic.)
What do you call a stupid person? Stupid is what you call them, were you... expecting something different?
moviemadness2009 1 day ago
I don't get the last one
moviemadness2009 1 day ago
3 people disliked this video because they didnt like this video
imnotreally18haah 2 weeks ago
roses are blue
violets are red
this poem doesn't make sense
toaster
RYzed 3 weeks ago
Hey! I finally thought up an antijoke!
Women's rights.
ScottyMLover01 2 months ago
What do you call an African-American with a dragon tattoo that sells drugs?
A pharmisist.
ScottyMLover01 2 months ago
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a watch? One tells time the other fucks little boys.
rowdyangus 2 months ago
finaly some jokes i can tell to my christain friends.
everdarkable 3 months ago
Why can't michael j fox draw a perfect circle?
It's impossible. No human being can make a perfect circle under any scientific circumstance.
americancitizeen 5 months ago
@americancitizeen NOT TRUE. Look up a video for proof.
ScottyMLover01 2 months ago
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
anarchyking07 6 months ago
A man walks into a bar.
... but he's blind, so to derive any humor from is would be cruel and insensitive!
ZachValkyrie 7 months ago 3
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Stolen.
liVeiNJeaNs 9 months ago 2
Why did the girl fall off the swing : she had no arms
Andykeacher 10 months ago 2
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car".
catalina31768 11 months ago 3
1. A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling.
"I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said.
So he found some berries, but spit them out.
"These berries are far too bitter," the playful bear said.
He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees.
"That honey is good, but not that good," the jolly bear said.
He then stumbled upon a cabin.
"I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curious bear wondered.
a1123581321z 1 year ago
2. PUNCHLINE - The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked down each of them throughout the house.
a1123581321z 1 year ago
@a1123581321z that's my birthday
americancitizeen 5 months ago
"most of you won't get any of these" yeah, because it's such a hard concept to grasp.
ravercorum20 1 year ago
whats green and has wheels?
grass..i lied about the wheels.
StaryKrow 1 year ago
Why cant Helen Keller drive?
because shes dead.
omgwhyamihere 1 year ago 2
I quite enjoyed this video. It was hilarious. It's funny, because I don't laugh at normal humor, an then when I hear a joke that isn't funny at all, I laugh. Ah, the ironies of life.
riverdem0n 1 year ago
why did george drop his ice cream?
he got hit by an axe
whoherelikeswinegums 1 year ago
what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.
JRTET21 1 year ago
One of my favorites:
There were two penguins in a bathtub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other replies, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"
sojimmie11 1 year ago
It's a pity that I can't understand spoken English very well... It could be possible to subtitle it??
Anyway, thanks for the jokes, I've understood some and they are very good!!
estudianteaburrido 2 years ago
ahahaha this is so funny. half the jokes are like sad lmao
rockoutnoel777 2 years ago
a blonde walks into a bathroom, she sits on the toilet forgetting to put the seat down. she falls into the toilet, and trys to get out.
upon getting out, the suctuion from the toilet bowl sucks out her intestins all over the toilet and floor. she dies instantly.
mikeg218 2 years ago
gets me every time
CaNtToUcHtHiS1723 2 years ago
Why must there be a description of this type of humor? whom ever doesn't get a anti-humor joke are the people who don't chose to understand it. doesn't make them dumb or ignorant, it simply exposes what their priorities are. i.e. its more important to be witty then to be fair, or "correct" as some people put it.
orrenman 2 years ago
Well, then I'm guessing you don't think of grammar or spelling as a priority.
WhatTravisSays 2 years ago 8
@WhatTravisSays Haha highfive!
krunchd 2 years ago
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A harrowing, sick reminder of animal cruelty that happens every day.
DomLagrueMusic 2 years ago
What do you call an African-American flying a plane? A Pilot.
noobtoob100 2 years ago 11
@noobtoob100 What do you call a black guy outside of the USA? A black guy.
jobloe3393 2 years ago
why is 6 afraid of 7?
cuz 7 is black
gweis20 2 years ago
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. And another one. And another one. By now he's pretty hammered. You can tell he kind-of has a drinking problem. He walks home, beats his daugther and cries himself to sleep.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
unconventionalsports 2 years ago 2
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Because the higher it goes, the fewer.
Seishinbunretsusho 2 years ago
HA awesome video man xD
WestsideProductionz 2 years ago
haha I liked the baby seal one :)
lianneinthebigworld 2 years ago
Haha, awesome video.
accursedspirit 2 years ago
ah ha. love it :D
VansTime 2 years ago
Oh Travis, you're so great :D
KBremnes 2 years ago
What's the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
KatIsFagtastic 2 years ago 12
@KatIsFagtastic
That's not anti-humor, just a bad joke.
frege666 1 year ago
@KatIsFagtastic You are doing it wrong.
inscrutabledirt 1 week ago
What do a squid and a grape have in common?
They are both grey, inky underwater sea creatures. ...except for the grape.
RoothInABooth 2 years ago 2
I love certain kinds of anti-humor. My favorites, for whatever reason, are anti-limericks. For example:
My limericks have never succeeded
They lack all the poetry needed
For poems of this sort
Should not be cut short.
fizzylimon 2 years ago
Travis you're pretty much amazing,
Loved and Enjoyed
ElyseIris 2 years ago
Haha. Loved this video, Travis. I actually still laughed. Rather a lot. <--sentence fragment. ("sentence fragment" is also a sentence fragment; how ironic.)
ianswertobob 2 years ago
Two muffins were in an oven.
Later, they were eaten.
andrewbruner 2 years ago 2
lolll. "a baby seal walks into a club"
finchiphile 2 years ago
Oh that was lovely. Every time I waited with baited breath to see if a real joke would occur, and I was simply steeped in irony. Loved it.
What does Chuck Norris have for breakfast?
Depending on the day it could vary from some combination of bacon, eggs, sausage, or perhaps a protein shake.
~Katy
sweetidiocracy 2 years ago
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
helenzebcharles 2 years ago
haha =)
reed9080468 2 years ago