I don't get it, I find this extremely boring, showing the idiocy of christianity and yet it's supposedly Fox news mocking atheists... Is this meant to be funny for or critical against christians?
Why is there an SNL skit on Fox News? I thought for sure that this might have been an ironic jab at themselves, but then I realized Fox isn't clever enough to realize that this is how they sound all of the time.
ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)
SCIENCE SHOWS THE UNIVERSE could not have been active eternally because of entropy (energy decay, even in an open system). Einstein confirmed that space, matter, time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)
CREATIONISTS RIGHT ABOUT ENTROPY (Internet Article): Entropy occurs in both open and closed systems. In every transfer of energy some of the energy becomes useless. Given enough time, all of the energy becomes useless and the universe cannot be sustain any activity. Even in an open system, there must first exist an energy-converting, directing mechanism to develop order, such as when a seed becomes a tree. Spontaneous order from chaos is not possible, not to any significant degree.
EINSTEIN CONFIRMED that space and time are just as physical as matter. That's why space and time can be altered by gravity, and space produces particles. Einstein's equations show that the universe couldn’t be eternal. It had a beginning. Einstein believed, because of science, in the existence of God behind the origin and order of the universe. He didn't believe in a personal God like Christians do, but he did believe science pointed to the existence of an all powerful and intelligent Creator.
NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How did species survive if their vital tissues, organs, reproductive systems were still evolving? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic and biological similarities between species.
ALL REAL EVOLUTION ( i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.) in nature is the expression, over time, of already existing genes. Evolution is possible only if there’s information (genes) directing it. Only variations of already existing genes are possible, which means only limited evolution and adaptations are possible. Nature has no ability to invent new genes via random mutations caused by random environmental forces. That’s evolutionary faith, not science. Read my article, WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
IMAGINE A FISH WITH PART FINS, part feet with the fins evolving (transitioning) into feet. What survival benefit would there be? The fish couldn't use its fins or its feet, and there are no fossils showing such a creature ever existed. They only exist on automobile bumper stickers! There are no true transitional forms, either living or fossilized. Evolutionists realize this fact! Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
DAWKINS, HITCHENS, AND HAWKING REFUSE TO DEBATE with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at The Institute for Creation Research. Dawkins and his friends only debate non-scientist creationists. Read articles by scientists supporting creation at The Institute for Creation Research site. Read analysis from creation scientists about the latest news concerning genetics, fossils, astronomy, etc. that you won't read in the main stream media. Visit Institute for Creation Research.
WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! This Internet article describes how evolutionary scientists are disagreeing over all the "evidence" traditionally used to support macro-evolution. I have given over a dozen lectures, including before evolution science faculty and students, refuting macro-evolution. At the end I would answer questions and arguments from the audience. The science faculty was mostly silent. They knew enough science to understand what I was saying was true.
EXPLAINING HOW AN AIRPLANE WORKS doesn't mean no one made the airplane. Explaining how life or the universe works doesn't mean there was no Maker behind them. Natural laws explain how the order in the universe works, but mere undirected natural laws can't explain the origin of that order. Once you have a complete, living cell then the genetic code/mechanisms exist to direct the formation of more cells, but how did the cell naturally originate when no directing code/mechanisms existed in nature?
NATURAL SELECTION IS NO BLIND WATCHMAKER because it can only "select" traits, not produce them. If a trait survives, that survival is called being "selected." Natural selection operates only once there is life and reproduction, not before, so it couldn't have been involved in life's origins. A partially-evolved cell (an oxymoron) would quickly disintegrate. It couldn't wait ("survive") millions of years for chance to complete it and then make it alive! Read: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from ape-like creatures anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from four-legged-pawed dog-like creatures. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.
GENETIC AND BIOLOGICAL SIMILARITIES are better explained due to a common Designer Who designed similar functions for similar purposes in the various forms of life. Genetic information can't happen by chance, so this is the best explanation. So-called junk DNA is not junk. These "non-coding" segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression (how, when, and where genes are expressed in the body). Read my Internet article WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
THE SCIENCE SUPPORTING CREATION (Google this title to access the site). The site presents a collage of evidences from science supporting creation and refutes arguments by evolutionists (i.e. "flaws" in design of human eye, "junk" DNA, embryonic recapitulation, age of the earth, fossils, origin of life, etc.). Also, read my Internet article ANY LIFE ON MARS CAME FROM EARTH. In the Earth's past, powerful volcanic activity spewed life-containing dirt into space very possibly reaching Mars.
But the Christians are making fun of them selves they are laughing at people dying and being hurt just because they don't believe in god. Well I guess the bible does say kill them if they don't believe what you do. Always a good message for the kids
If a Christian tries to convert people, then they're "just following their religion" and being a "missionary"
If an atheist tries to tell people that they can choose their own destinies, and accept the actual truth, then they're "shoving it down people's throat" and being "militant"
lol this was actually pretty good. for once theists have come up with a mockery of atheism thats actually funny. im very antireligion but this was good.
I'm an atheist. And I personally found this completely hilarious. We mock them, it's only fair by their legal rights that they can mock us. The only real way to deal with this is to laugh a long with it, then if they try to use it in any serious context we pull out the common sense hammer. Problem solved :)
Absolute hypocrisy, Christianity is a virus infecting mankind, one day, a man will rise up, and eradicate all Christians, annihilate every last one of them, cleaning the scum of this planet.
@ThePeacefulPacifist hmmm, yes some may say that is a good idea, but have you not heard of the incident with Joseph Stalin who did exactly that and ended up murdering thousands of people just for their religion?
Until all religions can agree on some basic theological things, they don't have much ground to make fun of atheists. We tick none of the above out of thousands of god claims, they pick one, which almost always happens to be the one they were indoctrinated into. I wish religions realized that they were taking an illogical leap of faith and stopped acting like it is atheists who are illogical. Most people should be embarrassed to admit their beliefs about god.
Are they serious? This is a fucking news show and they're doing a (weak as shit) comedy segment to undermine the beliefs of people who came by them through logic, reason and material evidence rather than brainwashing, threats and emotional blackmail?
Get these clowns off tv, or at least force them to change the name of their right wing, bigoted show to something that doesn't include the word 'news'.
Don't forget the eternal suffering, as punishment for finite sin. That's what a REAL god of love does, right? Sentence his own children to anguish everlasting, just for not believing in him?
Hitler and Stalin, combined, don't compare to god's lust for anguish, torture and death.
@malignor God's presence is everywhere except there from which He has chosen to remove it. Hell is a place from which He has removed His presence, and He sends there those who decide they do not wish to have a relationship with Him (in other words, He does not force them to be in His presence against their will). The agony of Hell is simply resultant from it being disconnected from every and all Good, as explained in the previous sentence.
@FreddyBenelli And when is that decision made final? How much of it depends on "faith" - the big guessing game? What about the Buddhists, Shintos, Hindus (and possibly the Muslims and Jews, depending on specifics), or Polytheists? Or those who were born, raised, live, grow old and die without any compelling reason to believe what you believe?
And ultimately, since I anticipate a chance being given after death, what does it matter what I believe in life, if I get that chance anyway?
@malignor Logically speaking, why would there be a hell if God wasn't going to sentence the sinners to it? God does love those who repent, but those who don't do not 'deserve' his love. Also, coming from video surfing A LOT of QI videos, I learnt that as soon as an discussion online uses Hitler as an example or comparison it's best to leave the argument. Cheers!
@TheBluddyFaerie When is the last chance to repent? Before or after you come face to face with factual evidence of God?
Also, logically speaking, if God were indeed benevolent, he would send nobody to hell, but only use hell as an inaccessible "storage place" to contain evil, as a way to ensure free will and dual-range morality.
A kind God wouldn't judge anyone until he first gave them all the facts before letting them choose.
@malignor To answer your first question I just want to state a foundation fact so that my answer makes sense. I believe that most religions (if not all) are based on faith (among other things like peace and well-being), so then that would lead to concluding that you cannot repent after you've come face to face with God, because it would defeat the whole purpose of faith. To explain further, if someone didn't have faith and didn't believe during his lifetime and THEN (contd.)
@TheBluddyFaerie (contd.) came face to face with God he would (if he had any sense of self) of course repent, therefore defeating the whole purpose of faith. I understand only part of your second statement (but not the part about the storage place). God is indeed benevolent, but of course the admittance to heaven isn't a free-for-all (for lack of a better word) would you say it fair that a sinner get admitted into heaven along with a pious man or woman? Or to make my point clearer (contd.)
@TheBluddyFaerie (contd.) Do you think both of these people should enter heaven? Person A committed murder and repented and Person B committed murder and felt no remorse. Aside from the fact of mental illness (which God does take into account), do you think Person B shouldn't go to hell? (of course I am posing this question as a hypothetical one as I believe that it is up to God to judge). (contd.)
@TheBluddyFaerie (contd.) I might not know how to put this correctly, but justice is an idea/law that God has commanded to be followed and in a way it is an idea that God follows Himself. So logically there must be justice in the way people are going to be judged. Now your third statement is quite an interesting one, which I believe might have many different views. Those views (coincidentally) are DIFFERENT religions. (contd.)
@TheBluddyFaerie Because of course (and I'm going to focus on 3 religions/books in particular) the Torah, the Bible and the Qur'an all claim to be the truth that has been revealed from God. (Essentially, in your words "gave them all the facts before letting them choose") So on that note, God has given us these books (facts) to work with, and in a way it's up to us to choose the path.
@TheBluddyFaerie Holy books do not provide facts backed with evidence. If they did, there would be no need for faith. You argue that God demands faith, with partial information, on pain of suffering eternal... and that is justice? Can't you see how cruel and childish such a thing is? Like someone who sets up a guessing game, the losers get waterboarded for 100 years. Only for God, it's more than 47239438 years... for under 100 years of sin. Benevolent indeed.
Aren't these so-called presenters embarrassed at participating in this cringe worthy farce, to call it juvenile would be an insult to the younger generation.
You know those guys who think they are really funny and people mockingly tell them to pursue stand up? This is where those unfunny fucktards end up, Fox news.
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" I saw this movie when I was 10 & have been an atheist ever since.
This was stupid and only furthers my belief that, if there is a satanic movement, Fox News embodies it. I'm of an Agnostic mindset so I reserve any belief on either side, but this was truly mind-numbing and inspires an ire in me reserved for true bastards that seek to exploit ignorance and fear in the weak and lost. If there is a Hell then these insidious peddlers will be its occupants, not those using their brains to question and explore a healthy doubt.
@SippinonMickeys Don't spam me with that bumper sticker bullshit. Firstly, I wasn't actually suggesting that there is a heaven or a hell, it was a means of turning around their own beliefs and using them against them. Secondly, I'll respect people that admit we simply do not know what exists outside of what we have been able to observe thus far. I do not respect children espousing tired catch phrases as though they were original, provable ideas. If it was a joke, it's less funny than "umadbro?".
Religion is a proper way of life. Those who don't believe will learn their lesson at the Rapture. Fox news is America, no the worlds most honest and trusted network. Those that think Bill O'Reilly or any of Fox's other news angels were not sent to earth directly by God our saviour are wrong. Atheists are all idiots and MOR..... Oooomf *Crushed by falling cow*
Daw' look and listen to all the little sheep! Its sooo cute! I just want to pet them and tell them everything is gonna be alright. They won't have to follow a bunch mean ol dogs like to control their thoughts to fed the illusion of dominance any longer. For once they are brought to be slaughtered, their won't be no more pain of listening to rightwingnuts trying to troll its product because once their dead and used up, they don't have to put up with any more bullshit. Why? Cus God doesn't exist.
this is actually a really good dismissal of religion; precisely because the fact thatthis sort of thing DOES'NT happen with any statistical reliability is a reasonable argument against divine intervention (or at least of the Judeo-Christian angry god variety)
You know, if these books were about Satan instead of God, this piece would come across to Christians as horror, not comedy. All it shows is that they worship a bloodthirsty monster, and think that that's cool and funny.
@GazAnders69 don't feel sorry for us the TV has an on/off switch. I've been living in Europe for three yeas now and I don't bash entire cultures based on bad TV. I know you didn't really do that but so many do here. I think of myself as a free man before any other label is slapped on me....
@TheSilviepie I'm an atheist but on behalf of my friend: There's not. Hell was a giant misinterpretation from the Greek and Hebrew Bible. The "lake of fire" was supposed to mean a lake of souls (heaven, souls being the fire) not a literal lake of fire.
Stupid sketch. Funny enough, notice how this has never happened. Why? Cause there is no god. This is a fail as a sketch, though I like the players personally. Its just a stupid premise. No intelligent atheist would be coerced by a coincidence or change their entire views on a dime like this. Its just shitty comedy writing, by someone who's beliefs are founded on emotion.
if something like this actually happened, i'd not suspect there to be a god. it'd suspect fox killing atheists because bill o'reilly came up with a final solution. ^^
if we assumed this was real God must suffer from a inferiority complex since he had the need to kill people who spoke agaisnt him. I mean a strong person, especially if that person is omnipotent, should be strong enough to not care if some few people disagreed. Secondly, i thought killing people you disliked were indemocractic, but again it is fox ;) democracy is not their thing
To Faux News fucktards- if everyone was stupid like you to believe in the Bible, you wouldn't even be on National TV. You would probably just be shepherds like Jesus. And all of us would have been stuck in the dark ages.
@Dylan20121 It is funny. A loving God that lights people on fire? A just God who doesn't punish anything but disbelief? A truthful God that can't stop contradicting himself? It's classic backwards satire, like a cartoon of Superman being beat up by a mouse.
What's not funny is gullible, unthinking people actually believe this crap is real.
Funny thing is, if this were done about any other belief system, there would be outcry, regardless of it's comedic merit. Double standards disgust me.
the fact that this is supposed to be a fucking news channel is offensive. these cunts make a mockery of free media, free thinking and democracy. i cant believe mobs havent ripped every fucking fox employee apart yet. fox news easily does more damage to america then islamic extremists. its republican propaganda for the excessive number of retarded americans, whom obviously fox and the republicans want to keep in their place for votes and profit, and it should be illegal.
@NationalLibertarian About as much as is wrong with you fuckface. They think they're better than you the same way you do about them...hm seems like you have more in common with the petty americans than you thought... oh holy shit. Fucking assface.
@spartankelso it would appear youre too thick to realise that america is supposed to be secular, as it is written in the constitution. however you people have allowed your media to turn into this, and your politicians to use religion to sway voters. NationalLibertarians observation are spot on, and you are a fucking retard. it want until 1956 that america adopted the motto "in god we trust" and its been a steady downhill from there. so, what the fuck is wrong with you stupid americans you cunt?
im not sure how this helps Christianity or other religions. was it meant to? or was it meant to be just funny? fails at both for me.
dkpine 1 hour ago
if god can just make people have a heart attack then why did he need to bring a flood to kill loads of people?
MetalDoneMoreForME 1 hour ago
He's dead!! HaHaHaHa! This is funny? How? The book titles are excellent!!
wondergundy 3 hours ago
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Great!
So we're all on the same page about how easy it would be for God to demonstrate his presence.
swilson3d 14 hours ago
a popular argument about christianity is that it's inherently violent. this supports this argument.
MrJvolker49 15 hours ago
This was lame as hell, standard fare from Faux News.
hznfrst 19 hours ago
2 people who denounced a god while their faces and names were exposed were killed on live TV (the first one by heart attack)...
As an atheist I'm not offended but the skit wasn't that funny either.
In other news, Kira confirmed to be real.
MIQofDMC 19 hours ago
You....you know this is a skit, right?
baahhhFATALITY11 1 day ago
the atheist seemed an idiot. they couldnt get someone witty, cuz they would/have get/gotten powned
Loubacca 1 day ago
I literally hate absolutely everything about American media.
pokepoop 1 day ago
I don't get it, I find this extremely boring, showing the idiocy of christianity and yet it's supposedly Fox news mocking atheists... Is this meant to be funny for or critical against christians?
gurrab1 1 day ago
Fox news fails at everything.
personEks 1 day ago
What is this I don't even... congratulations on not being funny America.
m88888 1 day ago
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atong1294 1 day ago
This is obviously a comedy skit. I want to say Mad TV but couldn't find a source. I mean come on people: "1/2 hour news hour"....
shroomhead27 1 day ago
Why is there an SNL skit on Fox News? I thought for sure that this might have been an ironic jab at themselves, but then I realized Fox isn't clever enough to realize that this is how they sound all of the time.
GannonSlayer1437 2 days ago
So...since when is it okay for a news program to have comedy skits?
HomicidalDonut 2 days ago
Wow... This is so dumb.
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ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)
Mogley52 2 days ago
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SCIENCE SHOWS THE UNIVERSE could not have been active eternally because of entropy (energy decay, even in an open system). Einstein confirmed that space, matter, time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)
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CREATIONISTS RIGHT ABOUT ENTROPY (Internet Article): Entropy occurs in both open and closed systems. In every transfer of energy some of the energy becomes useless. Given enough time, all of the energy becomes useless and the universe cannot be sustain any activity. Even in an open system, there must first exist an energy-converting, directing mechanism to develop order, such as when a seed becomes a tree. Spontaneous order from chaos is not possible, not to any significant degree.
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EINSTEIN CONFIRMED that space and time are just as physical as matter. That's why space and time can be altered by gravity, and space produces particles. Einstein's equations show that the universe couldn’t be eternal. It had a beginning. Einstein believed, because of science, in the existence of God behind the origin and order of the universe. He didn't believe in a personal God like Christians do, but he did believe science pointed to the existence of an all powerful and intelligent Creator.
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NATURAL LIMITS TO EVOLUTION: Only evolution within "kinds" is genetically possible (i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.), but not evolution across "kinds" (i.e. from worm to human). How did species survive if their vital tissues, organs, reproductive systems were still evolving? Read my Pravda Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! I discuss: Punctuated Equilibrium, "Junk DNA," genetics, mutations, natural selection, fossils, genetic and biological similarities between species.
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ALL REAL EVOLUTION ( i.e. varieties of dogs, cats, etc.) in nature is the expression, over time, of already existing genes. Evolution is possible only if there’s information (genes) directing it. Only variations of already existing genes are possible, which means only limited evolution and adaptations are possible. Nature has no ability to invent new genes via random mutations caused by random environmental forces. That’s evolutionary faith, not science. Read my article, WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
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IMAGINE A FISH WITH PART FINS, part feet with the fins evolving (transitioning) into feet. What survival benefit would there be? The fish couldn't use its fins or its feet, and there are no fossils showing such a creature ever existed. They only exist on automobile bumper stickers! There are no true transitional forms, either living or fossilized. Evolutionists realize this fact! Read my Internet article: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
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DAWKINS, HITCHENS, AND HAWKING REFUSE TO DEBATE with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at The Institute for Creation Research. Dawkins and his friends only debate non-scientist creationists. Read articles by scientists supporting creation at The Institute for Creation Research site. Read analysis from creation scientists about the latest news concerning genetics, fossils, astronomy, etc. that you won't read in the main stream media. Visit Institute for Creation Research.
Mogley52 2 days ago
@Mogley52 If Hitchins could *still* participate in debates, I'd be mightily impressed.
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WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! This Internet article describes how evolutionary scientists are disagreeing over all the "evidence" traditionally used to support macro-evolution. I have given over a dozen lectures, including before evolution science faculty and students, refuting macro-evolution. At the end I would answer questions and arguments from the audience. The science faculty was mostly silent. They knew enough science to understand what I was saying was true.
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EXPLAINING HOW AN AIRPLANE WORKS doesn't mean no one made the airplane. Explaining how life or the universe works doesn't mean there was no Maker behind them. Natural laws explain how the order in the universe works, but mere undirected natural laws can't explain the origin of that order. Once you have a complete, living cell then the genetic code/mechanisms exist to direct the formation of more cells, but how did the cell naturally originate when no directing code/mechanisms existed in nature?
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NATURAL SELECTION IS NO BLIND WATCHMAKER because it can only "select" traits, not produce them. If a trait survives, that survival is called being "selected." Natural selection operates only once there is life and reproduction, not before, so it couldn't have been involved in life's origins. A partially-evolved cell (an oxymoron) would quickly disintegrate. It couldn't wait ("survive") millions of years for chance to complete it and then make it alive! Read: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM
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APES ARE QUITE COMFORTABLE IN HOW THEY WALK, just as humans are quite comfortable in how they walk. Even a slight change in the position of a muscle or bone, for either, would be excruciatingly painful and would not be an advantage for survival. There's no hard evidence that humans evolved from ape-like creatures anymore than there's hard evidence that apes evolved from four-legged-pawed dog-like creatures. Read Internet article: MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE.
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GENETIC AND BIOLOGICAL SIMILARITIES are better explained due to a common Designer Who designed similar functions for similar purposes in the various forms of life. Genetic information can't happen by chance, so this is the best explanation. So-called junk DNA is not junk. These "non-coding" segments of DNA have recently been found to be vital in regulating gene expression (how, when, and where genes are expressed in the body). Read my Internet article WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!
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THE SCIENCE SUPPORTING CREATION (Google this title to access the site). The site presents a collage of evidences from science supporting creation and refutes arguments by evolutionists (i.e. "flaws" in design of human eye, "junk" DNA, embryonic recapitulation, age of the earth, fossils, origin of life, etc.). Also, read my Internet article ANY LIFE ON MARS CAME FROM EARTH. In the Earth's past, powerful volcanic activity spewed life-containing dirt into space very possibly reaching Mars.
Mogley52 2 days ago
But the Christians are making fun of them selves they are laughing at people dying and being hurt just because they don't believe in god. Well I guess the bible does say kill them if they don't believe what you do. Always a good message for the kids
isaacmacers 2 days ago
Wait... how the fuck is this NEWS?!?!?
This is blatant false reporting with made up guest holding fabricated (straw-man) stances.
(oh wait, this isn't actually made by Fox news... right?)
Treblaine 2 days ago
This shit was hilarious XD
NoRussian 3 days ago
Hateful atheists being butthurt about life, what else is new?
NoRussian 3 days ago
@NoRussian trolololol
swima94 2 days ago
@NoRussian O.o do you not get it.
00movieman00 2 days ago
@00movieman00 I get it, its all comedy, just wanted to state that.
NoRussian 1 day ago
@NoRussian They arn't Atheist..... Idiot.
00movieman00 1 day ago
@00movieman00 I know you fucking retard XD
NoRussian 21 hours ago
Thius would work better against religion then with...
ThePhotory 3 days ago
Are these people retarded? This is the best Fox News can afford?
channelhismojo 3 days ago
Faux News.
Helleu1 3 days ago
If a Christian tries to convert people, then they're "just following their religion" and being a "missionary"
If an atheist tries to tell people that they can choose their own destinies, and accept the actual truth, then they're "shoving it down people's throat" and being "militant"
thehurpv4c 3 days ago 8
lol this was actually pretty good. for once theists have come up with a mockery of atheism thats actually funny. im very antireligion but this was good.
UnluckyGambler 3 days ago
I'm an atheist. And I personally found this completely hilarious. We mock them, it's only fair by their legal rights that they can mock us. The only real way to deal with this is to laugh a long with it, then if they try to use it in any serious context we pull out the common sense hammer. Problem solved :)
christophcooneyoff 3 days ago 23
Absolute hypocrisy, Christianity is a virus infecting mankind, one day, a man will rise up, and eradicate all Christians, annihilate every last one of them, cleaning the scum of this planet.
ThePeacefulPacifist 3 days ago
@ThePeacefulPacifist hmmm, yes some may say that is a good idea, but have you not heard of the incident with Joseph Stalin who did exactly that and ended up murdering thousands of people just for their religion?
FalseAlarm100 3 days ago
hahaha this appears to be a SNL skit wih a fox news logo at the corner lol
kerr3785 3 days ago
sigh...
spoechhacker 3 days ago
This is obviously a satirical sketch.
R4Z3R1X 3 days ago
Until all religions can agree on some basic theological things, they don't have much ground to make fun of atheists. We tick none of the above out of thousands of god claims, they pick one, which almost always happens to be the one they were indoctrinated into. I wish religions realized that they were taking an illogical leap of faith and stopped acting like it is atheists who are illogical. Most people should be embarrassed to admit their beliefs about god.
mrpayne123 3 days ago
Its clearly Saturday Night Live, stop getting so easily offended. Do research before you make up an opinion...
frostyTunak 4 days ago
Are they serious? This is a fucking news show and they're doing a (weak as shit) comedy segment to undermine the beliefs of people who came by them through logic, reason and material evidence rather than brainwashing, threats and emotional blackmail?
Get these clowns off tv, or at least force them to change the name of their right wing, bigoted show to something that doesn't include the word 'news'.
Their mothers should have swallowed them.
Johnny6feet 4 days ago
Singularly unfunny.
socksumi 4 days ago
Is this a Saturday Night Live skit?
wameeds 4 days ago
Don't forget the eternal suffering, as punishment for finite sin. That's what a REAL god of love does, right? Sentence his own children to anguish everlasting, just for not believing in him?
Hitler and Stalin, combined, don't compare to god's lust for anguish, torture and death.
malignor 4 days ago
@malignor God's presence is everywhere except there from which He has chosen to remove it. Hell is a place from which He has removed His presence, and He sends there those who decide they do not wish to have a relationship with Him (in other words, He does not force them to be in His presence against their will). The agony of Hell is simply resultant from it being disconnected from every and all Good, as explained in the previous sentence.
FreddyBenelli 4 days ago
@FreddyBenelli And when is that decision made final? How much of it depends on "faith" - the big guessing game? What about the Buddhists, Shintos, Hindus (and possibly the Muslims and Jews, depending on specifics), or Polytheists? Or those who were born, raised, live, grow old and die without any compelling reason to believe what you believe?
And ultimately, since I anticipate a chance being given after death, what does it matter what I believe in life, if I get that chance anyway?
malignor 4 days ago
@malignor Logically speaking, why would there be a hell if God wasn't going to sentence the sinners to it? God does love those who repent, but those who don't do not 'deserve' his love. Also, coming from video surfing A LOT of QI videos, I learnt that as soon as an discussion online uses Hitler as an example or comparison it's best to leave the argument. Cheers!
TheBluddyFaerie 3 days ago
@TheBluddyFaerie When is the last chance to repent? Before or after you come face to face with factual evidence of God?
Also, logically speaking, if God were indeed benevolent, he would send nobody to hell, but only use hell as an inaccessible "storage place" to contain evil, as a way to ensure free will and dual-range morality.
A kind God wouldn't judge anyone until he first gave them all the facts before letting them choose.
malignor 3 days ago
@malignor To answer your first question I just want to state a foundation fact so that my answer makes sense. I believe that most religions (if not all) are based on faith (among other things like peace and well-being), so then that would lead to concluding that you cannot repent after you've come face to face with God, because it would defeat the whole purpose of faith. To explain further, if someone didn't have faith and didn't believe during his lifetime and THEN (contd.)
TheBluddyFaerie 3 days ago
@TheBluddyFaerie (contd.) came face to face with God he would (if he had any sense of self) of course repent, therefore defeating the whole purpose of faith. I understand only part of your second statement (but not the part about the storage place). God is indeed benevolent, but of course the admittance to heaven isn't a free-for-all (for lack of a better word) would you say it fair that a sinner get admitted into heaven along with a pious man or woman? Or to make my point clearer (contd.)
TheBluddyFaerie 3 days ago
@TheBluddyFaerie (contd.) Do you think both of these people should enter heaven? Person A committed murder and repented and Person B committed murder and felt no remorse. Aside from the fact of mental illness (which God does take into account), do you think Person B shouldn't go to hell? (of course I am posing this question as a hypothetical one as I believe that it is up to God to judge). (contd.)
TheBluddyFaerie 3 days ago
@TheBluddyFaerie (contd.) I might not know how to put this correctly, but justice is an idea/law that God has commanded to be followed and in a way it is an idea that God follows Himself. So logically there must be justice in the way people are going to be judged. Now your third statement is quite an interesting one, which I believe might have many different views. Those views (coincidentally) are DIFFERENT religions. (contd.)
TheBluddyFaerie 3 days ago
@TheBluddyFaerie Because of course (and I'm going to focus on 3 religions/books in particular) the Torah, the Bible and the Qur'an all claim to be the truth that has been revealed from God. (Essentially, in your words "gave them all the facts before letting them choose") So on that note, God has given us these books (facts) to work with, and in a way it's up to us to choose the path.
TheBluddyFaerie 3 days ago
@malignor I know it's a long reply, but I quite enjoyed looking at this logically and hope the discussion remains friendly and civil.
TheBluddyFaerie 3 days ago
@TheBluddyFaerie Holy books do not provide facts backed with evidence. If they did, there would be no need for faith. You argue that God demands faith, with partial information, on pain of suffering eternal... and that is justice? Can't you see how cruel and childish such a thing is? Like someone who sets up a guessing game, the losers get waterboarded for 100 years. Only for God, it's more than 47239438 years... for under 100 years of sin. Benevolent indeed.
malignor 3 days ago
Aren't these so-called presenters embarrassed at participating in this cringe worthy farce, to call it juvenile would be an insult to the younger generation.
AndyCielecki 4 days ago
I know! I'll create some non-believers so I can kill them! Sounds like a a brilliant decision any omniscient being would make! Derrrrrrpppp
Spoonarithm 4 days ago
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Luckily, mortality rates from accidents, as well as disease including cancer, are lower in theists than atheists.
That's why they ask you your religion before they ask you whether you smoke in the ER.
Also, natural disasters like tornados and tsunamis are more likely to occur in non-christian nations.
Insurance companies charge higher premiums for atheists - they are more likely to be struck by lightning and so on.
Sigh...yes, this was satire...
Roj0307 4 days ago
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Roj0307 4 days ago
So the moral of the story is; be nice to your omnipresent intergalactic Fuhrer, or he'll kill you off!
neonatalpenguin 4 days ago
Yes...a loving and forgiving god.. So forgiving that he kills all that don't believe.
Neyheshi 5 days ago 2
believe or die fools!
radahad000 5 days ago
Ahahahahaha, man this is halarious - christians laughing at people being killed, how christian of them
FalseAlarm100 5 days ago 32
@FalseAlarm100 I can imagine this in a Family Guy episode...
Naxide 3 days ago
This is fucking Stupid.. Thanks for Uploading
mitchcapone 5 days ago
You know those guys who think they are really funny and people mockingly tell them to pursue stand up? This is where those unfunny fucktards end up, Fox news.
xTurquoiseGlazex 5 days ago
o yes cause when i think of richard dawkins and his writing the first word that pops into my mind is militant, gtfo fox.
kbforme 5 days ago
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BTW people this is SATIRE & a TROLL & anyone below who thought otherwise is just as dumb as the theists that they mock. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
SippinonMickeys 5 days ago
"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" I saw this movie when I was 10 & have been an atheist ever since.
SippinonMickeys 5 days ago
Saturday Night Live?
nkelly1432 5 days ago
is this REAL?
SLRCRowbot 5 days ago
Is this really real? This is what passes as a news station in America? This is shit.
technerd1101 5 days ago
This was stupid and only furthers my belief that, if there is a satanic movement, Fox News embodies it. I'm of an Agnostic mindset so I reserve any belief on either side, but this was truly mind-numbing and inspires an ire in me reserved for true bastards that seek to exploit ignorance and fear in the weak and lost. If there is a Hell then these insidious peddlers will be its occupants, not those using their brains to question and explore a healthy doubt.
Lunartrek 5 days ago
@Lunartrek Don't worry there is no hell or heaven.
SippinonMickeys 5 days ago
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@SippinonMickeys Don't spam me with that bumper sticker bullshit. Firstly, I wasn't actually suggesting that there is a heaven or a hell, it was a means of turning around their own beliefs and using them against them. Secondly, I'll respect people that admit we simply do not know what exists outside of what we have been able to observe thus far. I do not respect children espousing tired catch phrases as though they were original, provable ideas. If it was a joke, it's less funny than "umadbro?".
Lunartrek 5 days ago
So you're supposed to believe in god because you fear him? I would call that blackmailing.
AngryHumanoid 5 days ago
@AngryHumanoid I would call that every Abrahamic religion.
SippinonMickeys 5 days ago
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@AngryHumanoid Blackmailing at best, but enslavement at worst. What kind of God are they worshiping anyway?
Lunartrek 5 days ago
Is this... the news?
I don't like the news in my country but this is a bag of bollocks.
IAINoodle 5 days ago
@IAINoodle thats fox "news" they kinda just do dumb shit daily, maybe they troll?
45des45 5 days ago
I love how this was Fox News' attempt at a program like The Daily Show. This is such unfunny tripe haha
JustSomeDamnGinger 6 days ago
WTF? Is this what constitutes as news in the US?
NotMyRealName13 6 days ago
Religion is a proper way of life. Those who don't believe will learn their lesson at the Rapture. Fox news is America, no the worlds most honest and trusted network. Those that think Bill O'Reilly or any of Fox's other news angels were not sent to earth directly by God our saviour are wrong. Atheists are all idiots and MOR..... Oooomf *Crushed by falling cow*
iihippoii 6 days ago
Daw' look and listen to all the little sheep! Its sooo cute! I just want to pet them and tell them everything is gonna be alright. They won't have to follow a bunch mean ol dogs like to control their thoughts to fed the illusion of dominance any longer. For once they are brought to be slaughtered, their won't be no more pain of listening to rightwingnuts trying to troll its product because once their dead and used up, they don't have to put up with any more bullshit. Why? Cus God doesn't exist.
DreamDriveTest 6 days ago
wow Fox news is pretty fucked up
MYNAMEISSTEERSY 6 days ago
And this is... news? Only in America...
Bexby 6 days ago 2
Is this the onion?
kafkaesque567 6 days ago
this is actually a really good dismissal of religion; precisely because the fact thatthis sort of thing DOES'NT happen with any statistical reliability is a reasonable argument against divine intervention (or at least of the Judeo-Christian angry god variety)
shinysquid 6 days ago
Hang on a second.
Fox is using a stellar example of how religion uses fear to control people, and the audience are actually applauding?
Theists, there's a reason why we think you're all dumb. It's because you can't see your own hand when you hold it in front of your face.
MikeNashFlash 1 week ago 42
@MikeNashFlash Nice, I like that
Haizum74 1 week ago
@MikeNashFlash I think this is a medical condition, called "Stockholm Syndrome by proxy"
ShinjukuHH 2 days ago
FOX = 666
criminaldrugevasion 1 week ago
Atheism discredits itself.
12Ominous 1 week ago
@12Ominous
Damn, thats a deep and considered argument.
but not as deep as this:
Religion is fat! So there!
TheCelticChimp 1 week ago
@12Ominous All religion discredits itself.
Colonelmcscurvy 6 days ago
Hilarious to Christians and Atheists! A rare and unintentionally redeeming moment for FOX News.
ShabookiSkittles 1 week ago
So, FoxNews agreed that God is psycho murderer who kill whoever disagree with him. Got it.
HoboShotgun1 1 week ago
it's like final destination :D
Idiot7887 1 week ago
Oh, this is comedy... go figure
Christmasgoat 1 week ago
@Christmasgoat is that what you call this?
Polydynamix 1 week ago
@Polydynamix Um, no, but it has to be...? Right?? It's hard to tell with Faux News
Christmasgoat 1 week ago
@Christmasgoat I think this is an accurate depiction of how fox news conducts its reporting. No fact, all distraction and spin.
Polydynamix 1 week ago
@Polydynamix True, but is this a real attempt by Fox to do satire? I do not see any regular SNL crew there...?
Christmasgoat 1 week ago
Was this on SNL?? I don't think Faux "News" has enough talent to come up with a skit like this. This was actually funny.
TheBradbuzan 1 week ago
You know, if these books were about Satan instead of God, this piece would come across to Christians as horror, not comedy. All it shows is that they worship a bloodthirsty monster, and think that that's cool and funny.
OccamKant 1 week ago
That was embarrasing...I feel sorry for your americans having that crap thrown at you daily, you must be real tired of it :/
GazAnders69 1 week ago
@GazAnders69 don't feel sorry for us the TV has an on/off switch. I've been living in Europe for three yeas now and I don't bash entire cultures based on bad TV. I know you didn't really do that but so many do here. I think of myself as a free man before any other label is slapped on me....
johnnyenglish43 1 week ago
@johnnyenglish43
lol no problem dude :P
GazAnders69 1 week ago
why cant i dislike this
patmos09 1 week ago
this is awful
chikenshitconformist 1 week ago
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vimesx 1 week ago
Propaganda much?
Trakstar84 1 week ago
well that certainly changed my mind...
captainlavenderrocks 1 week ago
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If this isn't satire then this is a twisted sketch.
gamblorn 1 week ago
I can't believe I had this nonsense saved in my "Watch Later" playlist...
WVJimbo 1 week ago
@TheSilviepie I'm an atheist but on behalf of my friend: There's not. Hell was a giant misinterpretation from the Greek and Hebrew Bible. The "lake of fire" was supposed to mean a lake of souls (heaven, souls being the fire) not a literal lake of fire.
Z6D4C4 1 week ago
Stupid sketch. Funny enough, notice how this has never happened. Why? Cause there is no god. This is a fail as a sketch, though I like the players personally. Its just a stupid premise. No intelligent atheist would be coerced by a coincidence or change their entire views on a dime like this. Its just shitty comedy writing, by someone who's beliefs are founded on emotion.
ApocalypseComedyShow 1 week ago
Doesn't Fox News, by definition, fail?
weeryan2008 1 week ago
if something like this actually happened, i'd not suspect there to be a god. it'd suspect fox killing atheists because bill o'reilly came up with a final solution. ^^
Here0s0Johnny 1 week ago
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RectalDiscourse 1 week ago
One thing I never understood: if god loves everyone, why is there even a hell?
TheSilviepie 1 week ago
if we assumed this was real God must suffer from a inferiority complex since he had the need to kill people who spoke agaisnt him. I mean a strong person, especially if that person is omnipotent, should be strong enough to not care if some few people disagreed. Secondly, i thought killing people you disliked were indemocractic, but again it is fox ;) democracy is not their thing
Baal1985 1 week ago 2
Is this real?...
Equestriangirl199 1 week ago
So if we don't believe in god we die? But wait, we die anyway. I'd rather not live my one and only life under complete delusion.
PumpkinSmasher85 1 week ago 2
To Faux News fucktards- if everyone was stupid like you to believe in the Bible, you wouldn't even be on National TV. You would probably just be shepherds like Jesus. And all of us would have been stuck in the dark ages.
siddharthjoshi91 1 week ago
The funniest thing is that this is supposed to be a News channel.
Mardrommen 1 week ago
Epic Fail!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeramahia123 1 week ago
Nowhere in the bible does it say that jesus isn't a raptor, proving that raptor jesus did go extinct for your sins
straightcashhomie1 1 week ago
i like how they think making the point that god will torture you if you don't believe in him is in some way funny
Dylan20121 1 week ago
@Dylan20121 It is funny. A loving God that lights people on fire? A just God who doesn't punish anything but disbelief? A truthful God that can't stop contradicting himself? It's classic backwards satire, like a cartoon of Superman being beat up by a mouse.
What's not funny is gullible, unthinking people actually believe this crap is real.
TheHigherVoltage 1 week ago
all of these athiests are close-minded and God will punish all of them by damning them to HELL!!
jk god doesnt exist, only Odin the almighty
partisan49 1 week ago 51
@partisan49 Odin, Thor... and lots of others. Not that wussy carpenter.
dinoalberini 6 days ago
@partisan49 ALL HAIL ODIN!!!!!!!!!
laseren1999 6 days ago
@partisan49 wow u really are going to burn in hell u know that, blasphemy is a mortal sin and im sure apollo himself will escort u to hades.
kbforme 5 days ago
americans...
ZAKITASHI 1 week ago
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This was actually pretty funny.
DustinTROM 1 week ago
This was actually pretty funny.
DustinTROM 1 week ago
haha i thought this was legit
joshrobdaddy 1 week ago
did the faux news channel just murder a lady?
TheSamRulz 1 week ago
Were the people who made this show atheists? Because this show was killed off pretty fast.
Spengler56 1 week ago
How come? men like dogs both have to go down to the ground level to take a shit?
God the eternal will never do that.Will he?
TOLTECAAZTECA 1 week ago
Funny thing is, if this were done about any other belief system, there would be outcry, regardless of it's comedic merit. Double standards disgust me.
davidoh14 1 week ago
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the fact that this is supposed to be a fucking news channel is offensive. these cunts make a mockery of free media, free thinking and democracy. i cant believe mobs havent ripped every fucking fox employee apart yet. fox news easily does more damage to america then islamic extremists. its republican propaganda for the excessive number of retarded americans, whom obviously fox and the republicans want to keep in their place for votes and profit, and it should be illegal.
mintyvision 1 week ago
The talk show hosts killed the first two guests! Craig has to pretend he has been "saved" to get the hell out of there alive.
goriders100 1 week ago
What the fuck kind of God do they believe in at Faux news? homeboy looked like he got choked out by Darth Vader
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 week ago
As an athiest from a secular nation this is baffling to me. What is wrong with Americans?
NationalLibertarian 1 week ago
@NationalLibertarian About as much as is wrong with you fuckface. They think they're better than you the same way you do about them...hm seems like you have more in common with the petty americans than you thought... oh holy shit. Fucking assface.
spartankelso 1 week ago
@spartankelso Butthurt Christian, American or both?
NationalLibertarian 1 week ago
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@spartankelso it would appear youre too thick to realise that america is supposed to be secular, as it is written in the constitution. however you people have allowed your media to turn into this, and your politicians to use religion to sway voters. NationalLibertarians observation are spot on, and you are a fucking retard. it want until 1956 that america adopted the motto "in god we trust" and its been a steady downhill from there. so, what the fuck is wrong with you stupid americans you cunt?
mintyvision 1 week ago
At 3:32 did he say "nuculus" while he wanted to say "nucleus"?
KKM121 1 week ago
The only thing this skit can show is that the christian would be very small-minded, should he exist.
Magitroll 1 week ago
What a weak sketch. Nothing bold about it in anyway.
Magitroll 1 week ago
I'm struggling to believe that people think this is real.
NossVIDS 1 week ago