Zambrano Parody Song

[BlueSpawnRecords]

Please no falsetto.

[Packerschamps120]

Lol

[byron4557]

why is it that

lations love gatorade

[ComicFreak1980]

Dear Calos Zambrano,when you have time GET SOME THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[apexibb750]

i hate calors zambrano so much plz dont got to white sox u coward

[CHIKENNY777123]

@cubsrule27 that's how many wins the cubs have I'n ten years!

Lol

[cubsrule27]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[TheRetroSegaGamer13]

lol i love zambrano but this song is 100% true

[ilikegrapeslol]

i cant tell if u are making fun of him or not lol

[Moocow002]

NOT NICE

[mikebrotunno]

But he does easily get pissed and needs to calm the hell down

[mikebrotunno]

I like how you cant even say his name right, might wanna check that out first. ZambranOOOOOHHHH not Zambreno. And Pretty sure he's in the no hitter club so suck it!

[StickiesOfficial]

He lives

in my state

in my county

IN MY TOWN

ON MY BLOCK

ON MY STREET!!!

not a joke.

[bpyslikegirlsfan334]

Im a huge cubs fan and i agree zambrano is a fucking lunatic

[magnumfour88]

CRAZZZEEEEE Z-- Major Legue Baseball in CHICAGO is only played on the SOUTH SIDE!!!

[CubsFanJohn]

I am a Cubs Fan and this shit is funny.

[happiest1084]

i like how this video is still relevant after 2 years

[ChiCItySports]

Comedy gold.

[chisoxfan525]

I'm tired of people saying zambrano is good it took him 32 more starts then buehrle to win 100 and they compare them all the time buehrle has a ho hitter and a perfect game but all the Scrubs fans say he's better....dudes garbage

[dclaver2]

He is so fucking over rated because he was 1/100 pitchers in the last 3 years to throw a no hitter so every cub fan thinks he's god.

[zappieball]

i lov how the fat ass yells at his team when he gives up 8 runs in the first.

[Whitesoxfas08]

@zappieball cause he sucks and is a cry baby (:

[heimtime3]

carlos mows my lawn

[cardsrock12345nick]

he stinks

[STLCARDSOWN]

please don't throw out the ump this time...

[Baby48Tough]

Zambrano sucks. Plus he's a cub.......YIKES

[metamorabirds98]

zam bam sucks ass

[FeatheredBeast]

he pitched great yesterday

[Brewersinsanity]

Please dont punch me, cuz im a better pitcher, Stupid fat fuck needs to calm down

[UsonianAC]

Carlos Zambrano is Hugo Chavez's gay partner!

[agnesplease]

pretty sweet buddy. Not bad at all.

[GOllumboy101]

OVERRATED!

[infantryman0311]

That's right. Zambrano doesn't do anything.

[jerrysmith34]

to drummerguy: Zambrano mows my lawn??? thats the dumbest quote ive ever heard in my life, thats not even close enough to believe to even laugh at u idiot, thats why you go to work and he doesnt do shit

[NATS29292]

This guy's got record deals all over him lol

[naturalnismo]

you cant even pronounce his name right and you sound absolutely horrible.. you woulda been better off just typing the words. it might have been funnier.

[howdyimme]

OMFG ZAMBRANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! Piss off faggo it was a fucking stab at the Cubs, it's fine. Your gay. Just like Zamby...

[drummerguy101]

i got a shirt that says " Zambrano mows my lawn" and its so funny!!! i wear it 2 almost every white sox game. lol

[jhawk8274]

How'd you get a shirt like that dude?

[drummerguy101]

i got it out front of us celluar, u can get it on ebay 2.

[howdyimme]

i got one :) hahaha

[FeatheredBeast]

haha very nice job

[Blabproductions]

i was at his no no last year

[ecwlives2531]

same

freakin awesome

[Blabproductions]

it was amazing GO CUBS

[howdyimme]

i watched it on TV. I saw pine tar, still have it recorded so just ask to see.

[bpyslikegirlsfan334]

u guys r fucking crazy he was one of the best pitchers in the nl and he is the 2nd best hitiinggg pitcher

[Krymestone]

Whenever I'm feeling at all good about myself, I know I can come here and knock myself back down to earth reading these comments. Thanks, all. Keep 'em coming, lads.

[paulyseed]

cubs suck and will lose again this year GO DODGERS how did it feel when we swept your ass out of Los Angeles last year beeeeeyyoootch

[crackerjakson]

why the fuck would hitting homwruns and not being athe ace be motherfucking bad u motherfucking asshole

[AnthonysSnake]

Wow.. spell check dude...

[boilermaker15]

bad voice

[pennswimmer]

the cubs arent my fav team but there good

[codyb2coool]

Our you high there good?!?!?!?!? are u kidding me srsly are you high!?

[ggreenn11]

u might be the most retarded person ever to be born

[Lehnerd57]

funny u voice sounds great to me and be kinda hard for Zambrano to pitch elsewhere unless traded did he not sign a long term contract .....

[JohnnyAttack591]

your voice sucks and zambrano is good so screw u.

[ChAoSC4211]

You do know that Zambrano is and grew up a White Sox fan, I'm not making this up it was on Sportsnite on comcast sports net, so who do you feel now cubs fans, a little SALTY I presume lol!

[AnthonysSnake]

Zambrano really deserves to be on better team...

[ironman711]

Yeah, like the Cards lol

[AnthonysSnake]

Any team that doesn't blame losing on a black cat, a goat that's been dead for over 50 years, and 1 person.

[HeadTater]

The only people keeping that BS alive are morons like you. Most Cubs fans only bring that stuff up in joking. Very few of us actually take the idea of a goat curse seriously.

[AnthonysSnake]

LOL, ok.

[howdyimme]

not when I went to Chicago. Damn, i must have seen 20 stuffed goats. Funny thing is it isnt the curse of the billy goat. It's the curse of dumbass front office members

[jessiev24]

i was there for his no hitter in miller park, it was awesome! Congrats on the Batting title Z! best hitting pitcher in the game today. go cubs

[Fanota]

GO DODGERS!!!

[ifrickinrulerome]

dude ur my best friend, haha. GO DODGERS and SOX!

[BHT70]

Okay, if you say so buddy... :)

[ihopethesoxwin101]

u have a terrible voice choke cubs choke was betta

[dbarker407]

no one said anything about a curse spreadred34 and a bad team i think the cubs have won the central 2 years in a row and 101 years yea it a long time but any other team that hadnt won in that long wouldnt have funs so shut your hatein muths

go cubs

[stopreadingmynameplz]

No one said anything about a curse? So how was blowing up that ball about 2 years back that a fan caught hoping that would "break a curse". And with Zambrano, hes a decent pitcher but hes a fight started too. He's someone you "Don't" want on your team.

go cards. Be glad we gave you good old jimmy, maybe that's why you made it to the finals last year.

[dbarker407]

u can bad mouth him all u want the only reason u do it is because u wish u had him and the same with the cubs the people that mouth them just wish their team could have true fans

go cubs

[spreadred34]

the only reason your a so-called true fan is because your team hasn't won a championship in 101 years now.

the cubs blame all of there looses on a "curse" and "bad luck" no you guys arent just a good team

i cant say you suck because i'm am not a idiot cubs fan and i'm not mean

but honestly you guys just need to calm down and realize there is no curse

and there is no bad luck

just a bad team

[jessiev24]

and now we got your aaron miles but you can have him back lol

[TheCubsfan38]

well at least he had a no hitter and he can hit very good for a pitcher

[Pack4Brew19]

zambrowhole sucks cock lets miss another start cause of text messages hahaha what a joke fuck the scrubs

[stcbaseballstar4]

at least the cubs hitters can hit cuz the sox and the rest of the al r pussies

[trippinbeaufords]

We won a playoff game atleast.

[mygirlsrb]

Can you say Mr. NO Hitter Zambrano?

PS. Your video & singing SUX!

[heybaby2891]

hope the no hitter was worth your early playoff exit...

RED SOX 04 07 and STILL in it

[mygirlsrb]

Both the Cubs and the Red Sox teams had a pretty amazing season all summer long. Even though Boston went further in the playoffs, it too bad both teams choked in the playoffs when it mattered most.

[IrishPride708]

Zambrano's such a fucking cunt. Nice, no-hitter, I'm sure it was worth getting swept in the playoffs.

[mygirlsrb]

I can tell you are only 16 with a mouth like that Irishpride ghetto mouth! I'm sure you make your parents oh so proud.

[tking583]

Love this! True dat. When he's on he's on and when's he not.... Dempster's my boy!

[moogman01]

Z 'gon give it ya!!

YEEEEE HAW!!!!

[tball275]

Solid!