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  • yo mama is ugly every one thought she was a remake of alien vs predator !

  • Your mama so old that the dead sea was still sick

  • Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

  • Your Momma So Fat When She Stood On Scale It Said To Be Continued. Trolled BITCH

  • Yo Mama So Stupid, When She Found Out Fish Had Scales, She Tried Standing On One To See How Much She Weighed. :troll:

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  • YO MA MA SO BLACK, THE COP SHOT HER AND THE BULLET CAME BACK FOR A FLASHLIGHT

  • yo mama is so fat, when she asked for a waterbed, THEY PUT A BLANKET OVER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN

  • yo momma's so fat when she walks she makes an earthquake and whoever sees her people sing labrith's song earthquake

  • @swfu2roblox Try this version of it instead: Yo Mama's so fat, she was the inspiration for Labrinth's song Earthquake!

  • @Abominatrix650 thanks for the help

  • @swfu2roblox You're welcome! I was also gonna include an extension which goes like: The part of the song that "we throw bombs on it" was inspired by the military trying to get rid of her...but I decided it made the thing too long

  • @Abominatrix650 i guess

  • I guess that's over 9000.

  • yo mama so fat she has to be weighed on the ricter scale

  • @famguyluva2000 XD It's funny cause we are learning about that in school now! Nice on BTW. Most people moms are to STUPID to get it though... ;~; SERIOUSLY!

  • YO MAMMA SO FAT BOB THE BUILDER SAID WE CANT FIX THAT!

  • joshy1024 you are really stupid you dont make me laugh

  • Yo mama so FAT that when she went on a scale it said 'To Be Continued...'

  • your mommas so fat, her idea of a ham sandwhich is TWO PIECES OF CARDBOARD AN A LIVE BOAR!!!

  • OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDD!

    *Cracks glass*

  • your mama so fat wen she told mer her weight i thought it was her cell phone number

  • Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

  • yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale AND SHE SAID OH LOOK ITS MY PHONE NUMBER

  • Your momma so fat...that this joke is gay

  • Yo mamma so fat, that when she was a comedian she literally brung the house down.

  • Yo mama is so FAT that when she told me her weight I thought it was her zip code. :P

  • @joshy1024 I thought it was her phone number.

  • Her weight IS OVER 9000!!

  • Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said... to be continued...

  • you mama so ugly that when somwhone sees here they say:pls pls dont ugly me

  • u moma so fat the dinos died cuz she made the volcanos explode

  • Yo mama so ugly her husband died when he realized he said "i do".

  • HOW DID I GET HERE????

  • yo mama so fat that when god said let ther be light she had to move out of the way

  • yo mama so fat she was both in volume 1 and volume 2

  • Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle

  • Yo mama so fat when she took a step the world ends

  • Yo Mama SO FAT!!! When She Was An Playable Caracter She Broke The Intire Video Game! COME OON! I JUST WANA PLAY SPYRO 3DS!

  • yo mama is so old she met burger king when he was a prince

  • yo mama so ugly, not even MC Hammer wants to touch that

  • lol its funny how its a yo mama is soo fat joke and weight watchers is on the ad side lines.....

  • Yo mama is so fucking stupid she subscribed to this channel because she thought it was actually funny.

  • yo mama is so fat when she goes to mcdonalds it sounds like she is giving out her phone number...um ill have 357-1452 thumbs up if that is your real number

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  • yo mama so FAT!"!!!, but then she took a arrow to the KNEEEEE!!!!

  • wow...IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

  • Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

  • yo mama's so fat that she started singing "We are family mcdonalds burger king and me"

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  • ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

  • I like how you said scale.

  • yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said TO BE CONTINUED

  • its over 9000!!!

  • IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

    

  • Yo Mama so fat, when she dances she brings the house down

  • you mama so fat when tried to type on the keyboard she pressed all keys at once

  • Your mamas so fat!!! that vegetas scouter level said "HER WEIGHTS OVER 9000!!!"

  • press 5 for him loving her butt!

  • dude that's the best one ever!

  • @TMrandys no shit

  • brodey has brown hair if you hole 6

  • Yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her!

  • @TMrandys soo?

  • Yo mama so fat when a boat floated by her in the sea they thought it was a NEW CONTINENT!!

  • Mute the sound and keep pressing 6.Its like an earthquake

  • Yo Mama so fat, Superman broke his back trying to lift her.

  • yo mama so old she owes Jesus five bucks

  • yo mams so fat when she fell in the sea all the wails started to sing WE ARE FAMILY ☺☺ ☺lol

  • @TMrandys That's how jokes are spread.

  • yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

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  • yo mama so fat she got her own area code

  • press 2 for MAH

  • yomama so fat when she goes on a weight scale it says please one person per time

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  • @coolspikey1 That's cool. I wish I could do that.

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  • yo mama so stupid when she played black ops she said wheres the black cops in this game.

  • Yo mama so fat that her weight, showing up as digits on a scale, is bigger than the digit of what the entire of America spends each year.

  • yo mama so fat she provides shelter for the homeless!

  • Yo momma so fat that Ben Kenobi said thats no moon...thats yo momma!!!

  • yo mama so fat, every time she farts, SHE MELTS A GLACIER

  • To mama so ugly when she was in jail she scared all her inmates

  • yo mama so ugly she hanged out with justin beiber!

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  • press 0 for the constipated look!!

  • Yo mama sooo hairy, the only language she speaks is...WOOKIE!

  • yo mama so fat...when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued...

  • yo mama is so fat she has to put lipstick of with a paint roller!!

  • Your mama is so fat,when she took a picture last christmas,its still PRINTING!

  • yo mamma so fat when she walked by my tv screen i missed 4 episodes of family guy

  • Yo mama so ugly!!! She makes an old paki woman look fit

  • Yo mama so ugly Kanye didn't let her finish

  • yo mama is so fat when she went to the doctor and stepped on the scale the doctor said "DAM IS THAT YOUR PHONE NUMBER"

  • Yo mama so fat not even god can lift her soul!

  • yo mama is like a shot gun to cocks she blows

    

  • yo mama so fat she makes Queen Elizabeth I look like a piece of sewing thread!

  • yo mama so fat she has her own zipcode

  • yo mama so fat, last time she stepped on a scale it told her her phone number!!!

  • yo mama so fat that her apartment's elevator had a sign that said "CAPACITY: 1,000,000 PEOPLE OR YO MAMA"!!!

  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

  • @iL0veCombatArms did u know u can lol

  • yo mam so ugly when she left her house peoples eyes started to burn cuz she waas fuck ugly

  • Your mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear popped out & said "To infinity, AND BEYOND!!!!"

  • Yo mama so fat she didnt get anyrhin from santa cuz he was jelous

  • most of the jokes you use are on the yo mama app

  • Yo mama so ugly! She made an onion cry!

  • NO TOP COMMENT?OK HERE I GO... "YO MAMA"

  • press 6 for booby jiggle

  • @cooljosiah11 llolollolollol

  • @cooljosiah11 lol

  • @cooljosiah11 yo mama is so fat shes fat

  • yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the weight calculator, she saw her phone number 5 times