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  • LMFBO!!!!!!!This iS Funny

  • all ur videos are funny i love it u make my day

  • LOL WTF

  • LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • NASTIES ARE HOW US MEN LIKE IT

  • mmm' kay

  • I fucken love you lol

  • Phillip <3 lmfao

  • Crabs

  • what the hell is this thing?

  • "You know what I had to use a Comcast remote! When I took it out a couple of the buttons where missing!" LOL

  • But I'm sitting here with a 10 incher and a 5th of Jim Beam. Many many many many many many men's fantasies!

  • I love how you're really nice in the beginning and it changes to: "You wanna hear what this little bitch..." Hahaha.

  • God, you have SUCH an annoying voice.

  • @Rachplaysbass I Love her voice.

  • I like the leg one!

  • you remind me of my friend keara

  • omgggggg hahahahahahahahaha

  • This bitch is stupid.

  • iight, so u have a dick. i dont underrstand why u would have a tampon and a vibrator when u have a dick and not pussy. i love johnny boy but would some one please explain tht to me lmao,

  • @xoxalibabiixox1 When you have a dick, and not a pussy, you have anal masturbation. to dumbify that, that means having sex with yourself by shoving the dildo in and out of your ass:) The tampon? not so sure of. Haha oh Johnnyy:)))

  • You dont look like a boy 0_o LMAO ILY!

  • You were funnier back then. I miss this John.

  • LOl Wow

  • Embrace the penis

  • YOU NASTY HOES!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hahahahah! Fuckkk i LUV YOU JOHNNYBOY!!!! :D

  • i wish i could subscribe him more than once

  • ok im not even jk is this person a guy or a girl? :S

  • @golzar12 He was born a guy, but now, he's a tranny. :-)

  • I almost fell on the floor wen u were like "I pulled it out but a couple of buttons were missing so now I gotta go to the hospital" ROFL!!!!

  • This was sthe funniest video i have ever seen, choked on my pizza when you said "theres something else on the menu...CRABS" ROTFL

  • 'The other night I couldn't even find Phillp, so I had to use the comcast remote" rofl!!! haha funniest chick alive right here, and yes i say chick because i respect her

  • ooooh kay... wtf..

  • male or female?

  • ahahahaha lmao :p

  • The Comcast remote? WHYYY!!!!!!???? Lol i love you! XD

  • i'm a WHORE,ya!!!

  • You are hilarious! XDDDD

  • LMFAO. i love u. (nohomo)

  • haha i love you

  • lmao!!!

  • i totally looked at my comcast remote and laughed when Johnny said that. LOL

  • lmaooooooooooo!

  • "And when I puleed it out some of the buttons were missing." lmfao!

    Oh gawwd that's funny!

  • When i pulled it out a couple of the buttons were missing so now i have to go to the hospital. LMAO

  • you are the prettiest tranny I have ever seen and I would like to be just like you! Can I pay you for bitch lessons? :D

  • omg ur awesome!!! xD

  • lol ur SO FUNI. i luv u grl

  • Yoo Can hella Pass for a girl at my skewl lol.

    all the girls at my skewl looks like Trannys (no offense)

  • BUTTons in yer BUTT, works for me!

  • hahahaha!

  • u a dude or a gurl???oookkaaayyy...wtf

  • lol i like the fried chicken part

  • i seee doritoss! :D hehe.

  • there is nothing wrong with casual sex...

  • GIRL you tell umm.

  • Whore= Fucks anyone that can benefit them finacially

    Slut= Fucks anyone and everyone no matter what

    Casual sex= someone who is on the same level with someone else and they are both single and just want a damn good time.

  • lmfaooo what does the left leg say to the right leg ?

    nothing cuz they never met lmaooooo

  • comcast remote tho?? lol

  • LMMFAO ur awesome

  • what'd your leg say to your right leg nothing they never met!

    best burn ever.

  • ur amazing!!!

    hahaha

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lol Im Sorry U Could Not Find Phillip and Instead U Had To Use The Remote AndSome Of The Buttons Fell Off Lol!!

  • 1. Your gorgeous

    2. I'm dying laughing lol

    3. I spy a giant bag of doritos behind you, share!!! P-p-p-pleaseee

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  • my friend sleeps with pizza delivery boys

  • Hahaha u gonna have comcast remote babies

  • your awesome

    your Friends are all hos

    i have gay friends BI friends stright friends transexual friends

    i have all kinds of weird friends

  • Can I be added XD

  • omg i have a whore friend hahaha she sucks dick at work and im like wtf

  • I LOVE YOUUUU :) :) :)

  • crab xD

  • lmfao i love the jokes XD what does your right leg say to your left leg? nothing they never met

  • 'and when i pulled it out some of the buttons were missing, i had to go to the hospital!'

    lmaooo i love johnnyboy.

  • lol what did your left leg say to the right one. oh nothing they never mett lolll

  • her or him whatever

  • i had to stop listenin to this straight away her voice went the fuck through me!!!!!

  • hahahahahahaha! Loves it. ;D

  • the last part was hilarious!

  • i love your videos youre so funny :D

  • big ass hoochi hoop earrings. ;)

  • i got all the cock u need girl lol

  • you are very talented :)

  • THAT COMCAST SHIT WAS HILARIOUS

  • you're the blackest white woman I've ever seen. Love it.

  • smart 1 shes a tranny dont get happy shes rlly a man

  • omg buttons were missing

  • fine ass luscious meat like me...lol classic

  • omggg,

    your so fucking funny!

    me and my friends are like whatching all your videos and dieing of laughter!!

    fucking hillarious!!!

  • ackward! lmao!

  • OMG I love you! Hillarious!

  • im so drunk how the fuck did i get to this video

    i have no idea whats going on, but i know how it is. i want a penis too damn that hoe for whoring all the cocks

  • ill give it 2 ya lol!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHA

    oh my god

    "what does your right leg say to your left leg..nothing they've never met."

    maahhaa.

  • now i gotta go to the hospital!!! LMAO!!!

  • Your amazing :)

  • omfg that was amazing...

    and some of the buttons were missing i gotta go to the hospital.. dude just awesome

  • I dont get it?

  • LMAO!

  • LMFAO.!!MY IDOL

  • LMFAO I LOVE HER

  • "and when i pulled it out some of the buttons were missing!" lmaooo ahahahahahaa

  • i gotta go to the hospital!

    LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • Laugh

    My

    Fuckin

    Ass

    Off!!

    ROCK ON JOHNNYBOY!!!<3

  • u suck bitch leave this funny ass gurl/boy alone

  • OMG! this is the first vid i saw from you, and i love it! ps- at&t remotes work better. lol!

  • LMAO. Used a comcast control!the buttons were missing!!xDD lmao. LOVE YOU JOHNNY!

  • ...I love you so much, lmfao. And now I have to go to the hospital!

  • hahahahaha awesome dude.... your fuckin awesome ^.^

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  • LMAO "what did ur left leg say to ur right leg? Nothing they never met!"

    lol

  • Yah that was the best line heh.

  • lmao! I think this is my favorite video from you johnny boy!

  • Wow you just know her ..oh oops I mean sorry "him" really well after 2 vids; you seem to have figured out her whole phychological being already. You must be a genius!

  • Go to school and get an education retard.

  • First, all your friends are whores. And second, that line "with a 40 in my hand and a blunt in the other hand" wow great attention whore line. SHUT THE HELL UP.

  • hahahah!!!!! she makes me laugh alot!!!!!

  • do u love hilary duff that mucH!!

  • god johnny boy ur awsome and so pretti i love you x

  • youre such a babe, and it does take alot of smarts to be as funny as you. muahhhhhh!!! youre adorable....

  • total tranny

  • lmfao i like the remote thing lol

  • OMG!!! LMAO!!!!

  • honesty is the best policy I like your girl but use a bit of protection now and again. Never get to an old saying I wish I....use protection and you are not a hoe at all

  • What a funny shit Johnny Boy, i really dig the way u are... does everyone nose if that mothafucka lives in philly?

  • lol...look @ tha bag a chips n tha back newayz I think this ful iz re-fuckig-tarded

    n ssooooo needs ti get a damn lyfe 4REALZZZZZ

  • You are a psycho freak. And the biggest liar i have ever seen!! Get a job and a life and fix ya face. You are a disgrace to blond girls, you make them look stupid.

  • she doesn't charge a fee so she's not a whore

  • I Luv u so much damit ur hilarious

  • I LOVE YOU ! <3

  • she's a pretty tranny. seriously. XD

  • i so want to see your dick my cell # is 2104640916 amandaewhite..<<< user name for youtube

  • Crabs! lol lol

    This is beautiful!

  • u need to make more vids like this..not just ituens and music updstes

  • LOL! "I passed out" xD

  • thats so funny cuz this guy/girl whatever is soooooooo pretty like OMG but the voice is weird and he/she is weird i wish i had he/she looks

  • thanks for the upload ^ ^

  • You can actully get laid?

  • ''and wen i pulled it our some of the buttons were missing,now i gotta go to the hospital''

    LOL <333333 funny :)

  • LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

  • ".. and when I pulled it out some of the buttons were missing and now I gotta go to the hospital" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • HAHAHA the fucking comcast remote....

  • THIS WAS SOOOOOOO FUNNY....I LOVE IT....'John, am i a whore...i look at her and respond - a 40 in one hand and a blunt in the other - of course not why would you say that? Opening your legs and embracing a penis...theres nothing wrong with that? Why would you think that?' Has become my friend and I's favorite qoute and we use it often :) Keep up the good work Johnny Boy

  • lmfaoooooo

    your hilarious

  • hahaha this is fucking hilarious

    very unpredictable

    haha

    :)

  • Im hurt son...LOL

    i wear big hooped earings...

    hahaha your videos always make me

    laugh.

    <3

  • LMFAO!! THE COMCAST REMOTE!! OMFG LOL!!!! I love you johnnyboy!!!!!!!!

  • hilary duff lol

  • LOL the comcast remote LOL Johnny I LOVE YOU

  • lol i want some of those doritos

  • bitch!

    you have an audrey kitching posterr.

    hahah.

    awesomee!

  • xD... the ending made me laugh really hard.

    I love you Johnny!

    You amaze me.

  • LOLOLOLOL.

  • lmoa that was fucking hilarious

  • sooooooo funny!!!!

  • SHES FUCKIN 18 DUMBASS!!!!!!

  • Why the fuck would you say Johny boys 56!?, are you retarded or somethin, hes HAWT!

  • bitch u better shut those mother fikin thingz hahahahahhahahahha

  • THe comcast remote.

    a couple buttons were missing.

    lma0

  • hey Buzzy i see your still bitching about something youll never understand.Johnnys awesome and your a dumbass I guess well just have to go on with our lives being smart while you just stay stupid :D

  • and i passed out.. lmao. XD

  • lmao love this especially when you say Okay:)

  • haha

    what did your left leg say to your right leg?

    nothing they never met!!!!

    hahahaha

  • 2:16 - 2:29 is the best!!! So now I gotta go to the hospital!