Top Gear - The Government is stealing an hour and forty minutes from Jesus

[Interceptor810]

lol...

one pedantic long haired old queen

[Capesports4]

Cube their heads

[chibimaker21]

"You're absolutely right, speed limits on motor ways can be a pain, and there's two solutions outlined for you: Revolution, or cubing people's heads. Alternatively, you could just... leave a bit earlier."

"NO! Cube their heads!"

:)

[guguigugu]

jesus chose top gear for the second coming. makes sense.

[georgiaBillK]

i love the was jeremy says jesus :L

[VamLoveAndKisses]

I'm from Leicestershire. It's shit. Don't bother coming.

[jaredlee283]

Its funny he doesn't call James May Jesus.... LOL!!

[AlejjSi]

@jaredlee283 Because he is a pedantic longhaired queen :D

[122simran]

@jaredlee283 cos jamses hair isnt long enough (just needs 1 or 2 more cm to be good), his face is a bit too chubby, & jesus's hair is black, not grey.

[DvltC]

LOL gotta love Jeremy

[BestCarSound]

For the 1st time James want to go faster where everyone else couldn't!

[junster333]

0:33

Is that bald guy Matt Lucas?

[Lukeentertainment]

@junster333 No his head is too long, it's just a bald guy

[maximus9401]

lol, only jeremy could do math like that and come up with such a brilliant answer XD

[BelviGER]

It's 140 minutes which mean 2:20 instead of 1:40 but who cares :D

[blobymr092]

@BelviGER 20mins times 5days = 100 mins = 1hour 40 minutes

[BelviGER]

@blobymr092 wow, I really fucked that calculation up :D

[rysnyper50002]

Minecraftify all the heads

[jhvidss]

poor jesus but hes immortal lol

[doodadamlol]

I dont think I would have clicked on this video if it didnt have such an awesome name

[acenace24]

I wouldnt do 70 over there because they have speed cameras....however since the US is in major debt and is too large for speed cameras to be everywhere we do that all the time

[blobymr092]

@acenace24 The speed limit is 70 here soon to be 80, he's talking about when road workers are on the road its 50

[salland12]

this is logic i love it jezza for mp

[ByrneBeatsInc]

Leave a little earlier ... the most logical thing said.

[echoplextic]

the way he says jesus makes me think he really does believe that man is jesus

[Leonis1989]

Going to be 80mph on motorways in 2013.

Only problem is cars are getting heavier with all the new equipment and engines are getting smaller because of fuel prices so no one is actually going to be able to hit 80.

[1celoved]

Uhm... I don't get how it's 1 hr 40 mins... 20 mins/day, 7 days a week makes 140 mins which is 2 hrs and 20mins.

Assuming he's talking about 5 working days then it's 20mins/day x 5 = 100mins... which is 1 hr and 20 mins... I AM SO CONFUSED. HELP ME. Unless England has 6 days weeks that I should know about.

[fire1202]

@1celoved

Dear, an hour and 40 minutes is 60 minutes + 40 minutes. That's 100 minutes. The guy said he commuted back and forth, 10 mins each. That's 20 mins x 5 = 100 minutes.

Jeremy owns you at math. lol

[sonyviva308]

Clarkson has some really good Maths!

[StreetKingEvolution]

Fuck. Now I have to find hermandeperman's comment.

[countmall]

They can't even agree when they agree

[blainyrules]

@1910887 Well, since Ross Noble looks like Jesus and he drives a tank, I'd guess a tank.

[kingofburnttoast]

does anyone notice that kid in the background in the green hoodie, look how stoned he looks

[MrNommas]

@kingofburnttoast It's a HE?!

[Doule162008]

Transcription is great ;)

[ryanbogaerd]

@1910887 maybe a golden knight rider back to the future hearse.

[Ferrari73703]

The government is buzzing around because they don't have a

Convertible Citroen AX,

Ford Sierra Pick-up,

Fiat 127 Surf,

Commercial Mazda MX-3 V6,

or Peugeot 504 Diesel Renforcé.

[Ferrari73703]

@1910887, Probably a Mercedes Patent.

[tumbleweed941]

Respect to the kid in the Metallica shirt behind Richard Hammond \m/

[0faisca0]

@1910887 A PRIUS !!!!!! hahahaha

[rama6maiden]

@1910887

PAGANI ZONDA R STREETLEGAL!!

[Arday60]

@TheCkills

no, it would be the Dacia Duster, the Sandero never came to the UK.

[Seta8967]

he never shaved his beard of so God didn't let him get a driver license.

[TheCkills]

@1910887

A Dacia Sandero

[pianistatrc]

@1910887 aston martin or rolls royce... it must be british lol

[FloormanUK]

@1910887 If its a Prius I won't be surprised....

[UrbanEmbassy11]

@michaelkillerman

I dont see why you're surprised, its a very easy equation... it's not like he's doing factorials or infinite sums..

[Girder3]

@1910887 Something a carpenter would drive.

Ford Transit?

[AgentTasmania]

I like the head-cubing idea.

I'll add it to my list

[michaelkillerman]

he did maths pretty quickly

[CYBERDOODY]

Its logic to kill Peter Mandelson LOL

1:49 Jeremy is totally right!

[jacksawild]

140 minutes is 2 hours and 20 minutes, not one hour and forty minutes. That's an extra forty minutes being stolen from Jesus

[whatting15]

@jacksawild is 20 minutes per day so multiple by 5 is 100 minutes. So Jeremy CLarkson is right.

[jacksawild]

@whatting15 wing... just finishing your sentence for you :P

[ForzaACMilan22]

Jesus is not amused.

[URsuckishATlife]

@1910887 the ChuckNorrismobile?

[TeeGeeFan]

 i think that's the third time Jeremy has seen Jesus in the audience =D

[dycarbon1]

hahaha Jeremy always makes these jesus jokes

[riverdave7]

@1910887 “Truly, truly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of his own accord, but only what he sees the Father doing. For whatever the Father does, that the Son does likewise

John 5:19

Jesus drives a Honda Accord!!!!!!!!!!

[oboguy123]

@1910887 prius

[RichardHammond11]

@1910887 a Honda Accord.

[RichardHammond11]

@RichardHammond11 Dang Somebody beat me to it.

[RichardHammond11]

Dang somebody beat me to it.

[Ambush083]

@1910887 Supra

[dahorn100011]

have a james bond style revolving registration plate, when you go through the cameras at 70 mph switch the registration to the 'dirty one' and never get caught lol

[chron123]

"BOOOF!!!"

[SuperMattio16]

@1910887 a Honda - 'For I did not speak of my own Accord'

[ShinnSin]

@1910887 Jesus Mobile

[PhuckedVideos]

@1910887 He can actually handle a Relient Robin

[rock3tcat]

@1910887

A supercharged bicycle.

[jeessiccaax]

The government is stealing from Jesus? Bastards

[jeessiccaax]

i choose 'cubeing heads'

[TheRattleSnake93]

isn't that Steve Coogan? lol

[whiskeyline11]

One person does not like jesus ... xD

[sfmaniak21]

@1910887 One that walks on water

[DrunkRussian2]

One person is the Archbishop of Canterbury.

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

@1910887 Santa's sledge. 

[TG1212able]

Has anybody else thought about growing their hair long and then going to a top gear recording in hopes of being called Jesus?

[kaorutheimpaler]

@TG1212able my cousin has the full jesus look going on. If we ever win the lotto I'll make sure to get canadian jesus on top gear just for you hahaha

[guguigugu]

even captain slow is againts the speed limits!

[aced1592]

I wonder how many time Jesus has been on Top Gear because i see him a lot on the show.

[StigsIrishNiece]

@1910887 Did you see the Christmas Special? Baby Stig replaced Baby Jesus. It was kinda..... actually, it was very funny!

[itinkle]

@StigsIrishNiece I was laughing my ass off when I saw baby stig. Totally caught off guard, but that was the best way to introduce the new stig

[pampalass]

thank you jesus for showing up early

[LMF5000]

In Malta we have "natural" speed limits - the roads have enough potholes, slippery tarmac and other obstacles that you either drive at a reasonable speed, or have to buy new rims and tyres for your car every other day...

[Marrowni]

@LMF5000 Same with Thunder Bay, Ontario. We have very poorly made roads that are narrow (no shoulders), have hundreds of potholes, and in the winter are usually icy and unsafe - plus alot of old drivers. So we have natural speed limits here - I usually have to do the speed limit or else my car shakes too much and goes nuts, rattles it. Only on newer paved roads can I speed.

[MentalTwins4evz]

I love Hammmonds face when he says ".... or just leave 5 minutes earlier"

[sootyferrari65]

@1910887 A flying lada maybe

[triplemmm18]

1 person had his head cubed.

[KoreaRwkz]

What's pedantic?

[jnskyliner34]

@KoreaRwkz –adjective

1.

ostentatious in one's learning.

2.

overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, esp. in teaching.

[KoreaRwkz]

@jnskyliner34 Thanks

[PeterGotz]

@KoreaRwkz look things up before asking stupid questions. dick

[Vallecaucanisimo]

Since when Jeremy goes by Jezza?

[XtremlyIntents]

@Vallecaucanisimo In Britian it is the nickname for the name Jeremy

[Vallecaucanisimo]

@XtremlyIntents Thanks!

[XtremlyIntents]

@Vallecaucanisimo NP :D

[ThePKfly]

@XtremlyIntents 3 mouths late, jezza isnt british, u make me feel like im not english lol

[nitromenoob]

@1910887 a buggatti veyron fron the year 30000000000000000

[PEARO111]

all of us cube their heads!

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

I think both Jezza and James have a point. No point in closing lanes like that, but then, when there's nobody there working and thus no danger, why not speed up!? Over here, in Tallinn (Estonia), people at night still stop by the traffic lights even though traffic is light if there is any and there's no speed-camera.

[TheEnglishRedneck45]

@crazyboyxx Looks like Cher with blonde hair. Not a good look

[DMaddox2010]

hahaha i like how Jezza calls James a old Queen lol

[mofunzonecom]

@1910887 a jaaaag

[sanchezthekid]

@1910887 A Rolls Royce

[TreinKub]

@1910887 Well The CarAdvice Says that Bugatti Veyron is a Jesus car.... :|

[hogsprinc]

Clarkson is A GOD

[ChaseSpeer]

around 1:30 you can tell hammond is thinking "I wonder if I stay quiet for the rest of the epidsode I can get away without Jeremy calling me short"

[dablacknight1]

Jesus kinda looks like Steve Coogan

[Marrowni]

Everyone with long hair to Jeremy is Jesus. They dont even have to have beards either. If James grew his hair 6 inches longer, he would become Jesus in Jeremys perspective.

[Medusa0999]

Jesus? more like Stephen Rea

[alxcsb]

@1910887 He drives a GT series prepped Veyron SS with sprakly things coming out of the exhaust.

[Nebagram]

Jesus looks an awful lot like Desmond from Lost.

...Meh, makes sense to me. :-)

[ExecutivePwnage]

This video has no fucking dislikes. HAHHAHA. "The government is stealing an hour and forty minutes from JESUS"

[timykaien]

1:53 start the good

[alexkvaskov]

this is the third time jeremy said "jesus is here" LOL

[Killswitch500]

Metallica!!!

[mchris2725]

@hermandeperman shut up your not funny

[MultiDONN123]

@mchris2725 well said

[ATBparkour]

@hermandeperman wow. just wow. how do you get so absolutly funny mate? Please teach me...

[FORTY848]

how can the british goverment do that to the most important human being in the history of the world?

[WWIIStudy101]

the goverment is so mean!!

[crazy77town]

well, the guy didnt appreciate very much this comment!!! ahahahahq

[aboodmatar]

LMAO

[fukhole]

lamo haha !!