Dilbert: Bad Dream and Reincarnation Investment Fund Video

[roxer999]

who sleeps with glasses on?

[philpay95]

@roxer999 Dilbert characters :)

[gredangeo]

These voices suck. The only one they got truly close was Dilbert. Anyone that wants to hear the real voices See the actual show, not these clips. Wally's voice is o.k...ish. Tolerable. Has his personality still, that's good. The worst one? Dogbert. His voice sounds like a professor at a drone university. How did they messed that up? Were they blackmailed or something to use that actor? Terrible.

He's my favourite character though. :(

[ABalloonInNeed]

14 people were reincarnated as a cow.

[SirVladDracula]

Dude, I need to try this.

*Runs off to go create a coffee respirator*

[NinjaBearFighter]

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[pickles454]

Dogbert: Bad dream? Dilbert: I wouldn't call it bad.. :)

[Downsideupside]

hahaha very good!

[ledgend123ify]

funny  as hell

[jacksondarksonic]

USE DA FORCEH

[towndrunk23]

YOU HAVE FAILED ME.

Except you didn't.

[Crusader1089]

The short lived TV series was better

[bryguy95]

Do cows need to buy their own milk?

[edusuntrebor]

@bryguy95 Only the male ones

[Powertampa]

I wonder why Dogbert is there when Dilbert wakes up and his voice does also say something. Dogbert has something to do with this dream, hes planning something.

[Chocobofantasy]

...I'm going to put a coffee pack on my Darth Vader costume now...

[legomajor]

in the description, you spelled vader wrong. (no, i'm not trolling.)

[Boywhoflies]

0:13 That shoud be in Brawl!

[cr4yv3n]

the coffee slurping reminds me of vader's breath :D

[johncisney15]

The first one's my favorite! lol

[themonkeymanofdoom]

Why does he have a tube going into his crotch...

Oh.

[QshesshoumaruQ]

While I do agree that everyone should cut back on the coffee, I don't think that this is anywhere close to Scott Adams best work.

[Shicbs]

Hahahahahaha! I love coffee.. This is what makes it funny.. I wish i could do that in my workplace.. "YOU HAVE FAILED ME! FEEL THE POWER OF THE OVERFORCE!" lol.

[R3MUS2007]

What if I come back as a Cow? You'll save a fortune in milk. ROFL

[Rougamaru]

and THAT folks, is why you NEVER skimp on the good stuff when it comes to coffee! blue mountain all the way baby!

[EphraimRodrigez]

come to the dark-side of the coffee

[Rougamaru]

@EphraimRodrigez yes darth godot.

[Shademp]

I love it when religious concepts get the "Dilbert treatment". Like in the strip where Heaven and Hell have merged. Or this one. Maybe Catbert's Soul-O-Meter can be modified to detect specific souls so the reincarnated can be identified and receive their money. Oh oh! And convicted criminals who died before serving all their years in prison can be placed in prison again when they are reborn! Genius!

[sto04084071]

look darth coffee feel the force

[Dingobabee]

Darth Enginear saves a fourtune on milk!!! LOL

[Dingobabee]

Darth Enginear saves a fourtune on milk!!! LOL

[MrAdqwe]

I get it, the coffee was an analogy for the global financial crisis.... only inteligent people like myself undestand this high level humuor.

[multu100]

@MrAdqwe i think you are nerd

[mierdiweb]

This is very good to practice english. Thank you for the idea.

[babaikaushik]

Great stuff ....as always

[Kwyjibo1992]

i likve it when we notice when dogbert wags his tail! lol

[Nacho2333]

Thats why my friends cow is so rich!

[bowserb61]

A real engineer would have put a bite valve on that coffee straw so he didn't have to suck all the air out each time.

[yeticowman]

Except he was in a dream so it doesn't have to make sense or be realistic. Besides it's hard to make the Darth Vader breathing sound with a bite valve.

[Numbed3studios]

dogberts deep voice always creeps me out, it was better on the show.

[800Frozone]

Darth Dilbert! lol

[AScaryGhost]

"You'll save a fortune in milk..." Dogbert is witty and quick as always lol

[Redlin5]

Darth Caffine!

[VelvetVixen21]

Dogbert's tail wags when he has an evil plan :)

[Powertampa]

Catberts also.

[CountDVB]

@VelvetVixen21 Actually, just when he is happy or pleased

[lostwiking2]

@VelvetVixen21 is it not always waging?+ ohh now i se your point..

[dabriggs18]

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[tnhl77]

@Iamnotaliberal Not again!

[juggernaut898]

When I read the dilbert comics, I always imagined their voices differently.

[MrMattwaffle]

@juggernaut898 And I've wondered why Dilbert's tie is positioned that way.

[Deepsmeg]

@MrMattwaffle Scott Adams has proposed 2 theories:

1) It's a visualisation of his inability to control the world around him, not even his tie will do what he wants

2) He's pleased to see you

[Skullmiser]

@juggernaut898 I think they had better voices in the animated series. Look into that.

[OneWeirdDude]

@juggernaut898 Me too, I always imagined their voices to be a lot duller. Uh, kinda like mine, I guess.

[DoverBroadcasting]

@juggernaut898 I know I didn't imagine Dogbert sounding like Morgan goddamn Freeman.

I do now.

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

@DoverBroadcasting

Adams had Dogbert voiced by James Earl fucking Jones for these clips

Speaking of- Vader. Dogbert. Mind full of fuck.

[youdududu]

@juggernaut898 i think getting the voices right would have been really hard

[baka7dogo]

@juggernaut898 me too

[vtjakiela]

the compound interest will make you rich!

[Golemoid]

dont be afraid, come closer

[Byrnzi360]

Feels like me when I have a nice coffee in the morning.

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

But...if he comes back as a cow, that white stuff won't be milk. :P

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

if he came back as a bull then it wont be milk...

cows are always females, bulls are males...

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

That's my point. :P

[nightofraven]

if come back he can be a bull or females cow lol

[b07rivera]

you can say he's nothing more than a cash cow

[obamawalker]

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral! Ho-hee Ho-hee. lol

[KaptainBlazinV]

you have failed me! lol

[CrazyInTheMix613]

5/5...LMAO

[cneav]

what if i come back as a cow? You'll save a fortune on milk. lol. dilbert is the best comic ever

[19RAD]

"you'll save a fortune in milk"

haha, ok =P

[CineCrazed01]

lolz

[JRM2882]

DILBERT

DOGBERT

CATBERT

RATBERT

lotta berts lol

[megamatt111]

DADBert

Dilmom

[MaskedMumblr]

Dilcar

[nightofraven]

both fun 5 out 5

[nurman666]

Force lol

[YogertMan1]

ROFL AT DOGBERTS VOICE!

[Jyvi]

"-- what if i come back as a cow? ..

-you'll save a fortune in milk " that was SO CUTE!! lol

[TheCandleBurns]

these voices are so wierd...so ...buisinesslike...

[TheCandleBurns]

i love these...EVERYONE, THE PODCAST ON ITUNES IS FREE!!

[drakionx]

Someone already beat Dogbert to that scam. It's called religion.

[ravensky23]

Amen! ;-)

[rankpuller]

hehe

[Springofpie]

Lol always knew he was a sith.

[fearofthemind]

dilbert is the best comic on the paper

[yomejustacandy]

what about the boondocks?

[fearofthemind]

I dont really like the boondocks sorry

[rankpuller]

what the boondocks rule

[chandler12121212]

i luv dilbert

[pitviper12345]

lol!

[averyellis]

Ah, the power of the Farce.

[JRM2882]

DOGBERT IS COOL

[foamyfan231]

I go with the dog. I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY!! I WANT TO BE RICH!!!! wait a minute, is there a catch?

[800Frozone]

Feel the power of the force!

[RikimaruTheHulk]

Man, I've been reading the comic for years, and I always thought the black circle on Dogbert's face was his mouth.

[cooldog61593]

lol!!!!!!!!!!

[Lambocoon]

why is this a responce to HTF?

[CronosGuy]

beats me!

[apocoman14]

I always thought Dogbert's nose was his mouth.

[RikimaruTheHulk]

Oh, I feel like an idiot now. I just posted the same comment before I read the comments. Either way, you're not alone. It looks weird seeing him talk when animated...

[obamawalker]

So funny!

[GarlicPepper]

Dilbert's boss had to learn the hard way. Don't get between a man and his coffee!

[RICHANDROS]

hahahahahaha

[800Frozone]

Feel the power of the force!

[leafia6]

"I wouldn't call it bad."

I don't think anyone would think that dream was bad.XD

[artchick07]

So true, it seemed like a lovely dream to me. :)

[leafia6]

I'd LOVE to have that dream.

[The2ndHorseman]

6th....hopefully

[bunbunpal]

that's a brilliant way to make money off people who believe in reincarnation!!!!!!

[radiomashedpotatos]

awesome!

[geoluffy123]

LOL

[Pendst]

lulz

[16235]

nice

[hopperpopper123]

lol

[burninfrets]

holy shit first to comment! WOOHOO!

i love this show!

great episode

very funny

[superjjr62]

lol