The Muppet Show - Swedish Chef: Spring Chicken

[Twortortle]

herp derp!

[FreeThoughtFreedom]

southpark stole derp from this

[NaiTaiDai]

His chickies never want to cooperate, do they? 

[Vanu712]

@2:25 naaaaaw!! lol

[PCCphoenix]

When I first saw this, I was laughing so hard when Waldorf sprang out of his seat! But then, Statler says, "You're not a spring chicken anymore!" GROAN!!!

[maromikun]

Lmao I forgot that Gonzo loves chickens... Haven't watched the muppets in forever! Thank you for sharing this video!...

[rugra1000]

why the chicken cross the road?

cause an angr sweed was chasin g em with a cleaver

[Jallorn]

Oh god help me, I didn't laugh until the very end. I mean, it was all funny, but that end, lol.

[KaitieStarr]

Herp Derp derp herp. herpie derp derp chikkie derpie derp herp.

[idno58]

That is now my absolute response for every "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke.

[AgentH53]

0:09 I wonder how many plates The Muppet's have used / broken during the show.

[Jallorn]

@AgentH53 They look metal to me.

[CaptMARNEY]

Oh no! The room is filling up with Cuckoos! Don't hit the Cuckoos, Chef!

[stryker214]

lol @ Gonzo...

[xarted]

haha, fuckin hilarious!

[janeyrevanescence12]

"Skiers on crutches and chickens on springs...."

"These are a few of my favorite things!!" I wonder if they improved that.

[Microme556]

halarious

[IJustWatchEm71]

This was the only Swedish Chef sketch to have a voice-over intro, wasn't it?

[TheThomaslover1990]

@IJustWatchEm71 Yep.

[balernoraccon]

these are a few of my favouvate things lol



[NHarmonik]

All that laughter cannot possibly be canned.

[Jyger85]

@NHarmonik How much you wanna bet? lol

[alayna001]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"BECAUSE AN ANGRY SWEDE WAS CHASING THEM WITH A CLEAVER!!"

Omg I laughed until I almost spewed soda from my nose!!

[disneynut06]

The only Swedish Chef spot to have an announcer speaking at the beginning, telling the audience what the Chef was going to cook.

[Danshivalor]

Brilliant show. Best ever. Muppet Fantastic. :)

So sad though they've added the Disney logo, as Disney is only low quality bulk ware industry :(

[eggzonihx]

because an angry swede was chasing them with a cleaver;D;D;D

[doctorwhonico]

Haha !! The best !!

[CrazyTanMan]

why did the chicken cross the road? because an angry swede was chasing them with a cleaver!

[TommyStudios10]

"Hey, wait... yours is better!"

[donaldthescotishtwin]

best throw ever

[FluffyHamsterCheeks]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"BECAUSE AN ANGRY SWEDE WAS CHASING HIM WITH A CLEAVER!!!!!"

[Bossentuppen]

@FluffyHamsterCheeks

Yeah, that's a pretty good reason to be running.

[Danshivalor]

No wonder onle few restuarants in Stockholm are listed in the Michelin Guide.. svensk pølseret , yrrk!

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

Dane! Yrrk?

Haw, haw! You're bad at english!

(I'm sorry but I'm from Sweden and you're from denmark so by law I have to be mean to you. And the other way around)

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen Hey, it's OK. I'm surprised there's infact a law dictating that!?

(jeg tror ikke - även om vi pratar Sverige! - der en lov for den slags.. :)

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

No, I was just kidding. There is no law..

But you know, all the Scandinavian countries make fun of each other.

More like a tradition.

And... I didn't really get that last part...

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen\\: Nej OK, naturligvis ingen lov - i.e. no law claiming swedes MUST do their harashment on danes... (despite the fact that Sweden DO have legislation for almost anything..! :)

[Danshivalor]

RE: Bossentuppen\\: Nej OK, naturligvis ingen lov - i.e. no law claiming swedes MUST do their harashment towards poor danes... (despite the fact that Sweden DO have legislation for almost anything..! :)

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor Ok, If you were trying to speak Swedish it's "Lag" not Lov.

I'm gonna have to edmit I don't know anything about denmark... Except for legoland and hamlet.

Is there anythingb else Denmark is known for?

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen.. haha, jeg mixer sprog; dask/svensk/english/danglish..

"lov" er dansk for det engelske ord "law", och "lag" betyder "law"..och "team", eller hur?

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

Yup, I got that you meant to say lag.

And Lov in swedish means break, like "Spring break".

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen Ehh, known for?..I would say quite a lot. A month ago we were world famous for beating USA in icehockey!! On Monday we are known for tryin to decrese disaster against Holland in the FIFA soccer game in South-Africa.. huh!

(where is Sweden?)

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

A lot of players in the red wings.

The Nobel price. The dynomite.

Volvo, Saab, Ikea, Ericsson, the zipper, the cellular phone, the pacemaker, the millenium series, Dolph Lundgren, Alexander Skarsgård (in true blood) , Malin Åkermann (27 dresses).

The country who where Vikings the longest and also the first country in europe to have electricity.

And I'm not really into sport, sorry but I think Sweden usually do pretty good in Icehockey. But not in soccer...

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen Impressing! Men du glemte Dr. Alban, Roxette og Kalle's Kaviar, og prinsesse Madeleine. I Danmark har kun dronning McGrethe og skuespilleren Viggo Mortensen..

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor You mean Impressive.

We have two princesses and a prince but maybe madeline is more famous.

I forgot about Roxette, a bit before my time. Do you have Kalles kaviar?

And I forgot about ABBA too. I don't know who Dr.Alban is...

Oh, yeah. I've heard about that guy... Not sure what movies he's in.

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen I tried to share Dr. Alban video with you (hur gör man det?) - anyway I've favoed it on my profile.. den er jättefantastiskus!!

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

Or... I could just search for him myself.

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

And we won the european championship in american football!

But nobody cares about that in Europe anyway...

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen.. Yes! You certainly got a point there!

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

I'm gonna go ahead and give you some credit for not having any nuclear power, that's good!

We have it but at least our plants are among he safest in the world.

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen. Nuclear power safeness.. well, I guess I didn't quite get ur point .. (?).

- we also have nuclear energy in Denmark (import from Sweden).. what's not good about it !??

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

Well, safe for a power plant.

And what do you mean "what's not good about it"?

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen Well, u credited us for not having it, altså du menar at atomkraft INTE er bra at ha.. hvarför inte? Det er vel bätre end at brinna olja och kol; CO2 --> global warming :(

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor

Yes but the rest products from nuclear is very radioactive= very bad if its not stored properly and Uranium woun't last forever.

Wind on the other hand...

And you don't make electricity out of oil and coal, you make heat and gas.

Co2 is only a tiny bit of the problem that causes global warming, metan gas a.k.a cow farts is 24 times more damaging for the ozon.

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen Det er et stort misstag at sammanstella uppvarmning och ozonlageret. Ozone layer and global warming are two separate problems, not correlated by any means. And methane from cows.. ehh, there are not that many cows. How many cows required to equalize for one single fossil power station ?? A lot!! (billions).. :)

[Bossentuppen]

@Danshivalor Yeah, whatever...

Hey, I just remembered something Denmark is very famous for: Danish!

[Danshivalor]

@Bossentuppen yes, we speak Danish, some Deutch and even Dutch!

Norwegian is easy, swedish is cumpulsory, Japanese just for fun and Czech because its so dam' rediculously difficult!

[howlinstein]

what are the 2 old men called

[Suprahampton]

Stattler & Waldorf

[isatonmyhat]

Stadler and Waldorf

[Ooothoseeyes]

Doggone if Jim Henson and his team weren't clever and funny as all heck! Best comedy ever!!! :o)

[Winter1012]

That reached so many levels of awesome all in one clip.

[slavemale2]

Classic stuff! 5 stars & favourited!!

[ShukakuTheCrazy1]

chicken bushin no jutsu

[lineygoblue]

Absolute classic. The Swedish Chef stole the show many, many times with skits like this. Thanks for posting it.

[PokePuncher2]

"Why did the chickens cross the road?"

"Cuz an angry Swede was chasing them with a cleaver!"

"... ... Thats not it" lol XD

[HowWeMet]

ching spricken!

[Lightningbladesonic]

Kermit: Whats with these chickens?

Chef: Er boor de boing boing!

[MenollytheBeagle]

"Skiers on crutches and chickens on springs!"

"These ae a few of my favorite things!" Hee-hee! I love it!

[SantaDog]

Muppet pandemonium is awesome.

[Triniswe]

"Heeeu boing de boing boing" HAHAHA!

[doctorwhonico]

Yes those 5 seconds are funiest shit I've ever seen grom the Swedish chef !!

[brianklick]

i wonder how jim performed kermit and swedish chef at the same time

[allroy999]

he was just awesome. I miss him. :)

[prosteelheader]

he didnt perform kermit. frank oz did...

[brianklick]

Actually looking at it again I would assume Jim was performing kermit because kermit keeps talking long after chef went off camera

[prosteelheader]

yeah, but i always thought frank oz did kermit... i could be wrong...!

[prosteelheader]

i googled it, i had to know. according to what i found, jim did both, kermit and swedish chef... so...?

[CountryMetal01]

Soooo when Kermit and Swedish Chef talk to each other Jim's Talking to himself :)

[Dirtfire]

No, Frank Oz did Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzy, maybe some others (including Yoda in all the movies). Jim Henson did Kermit.

[KivaMarieTurbo1]

Dave Golez did gonzo not frank oz

[acontractforher]

DEEER DON DA BOING BOING

[tossefoot]

EEEY, that's not swedish!!! I'm swedish and I don't sound that stupid! But I must agree this is funny! xD

[ninjabaver]

It sounds like this :P

[Keijz74]

LOL!

[sonic423]

anyone under stand what he saying

[ninjabaver]

"heer de duu de haar chicken!"

[AntiSocialBug]

these are a few of my favourite things. hahahahaha!!!! XD

[gokudomatic]

"now the show is officially out of control"

[Keijz74]

LOL

[juliebogen]

This is fantastic! I've remembered that "skiers on crutches and chickens on strings" thing for years now without realizing where it came from. I'm glad my subconscious mind made some room for the muppets <3

[Das654]

I believe you mean "Bork bork bork"

[liamlovesliverpool]

"hrm bord be boing-boing"

[MuppetMan500]

i miss jim henson

he could and did do better than this :(