Hilarious. Aside from having sex at about 12 (see the video), which is fine, how drunk were you? I'm cool with it either way, but I am interested in basically what you drank and -- oh, hell, I'm geeking out.
For a good laugh try " The Star Trek Bible " parody treatise, read by scholar Robert M. Price on ' The Bible Geek ', 18th September. Are some Bible verses actually reporting sightings of UFO ? Did humans travel here from another galaxy ? Was Jesus an alien spaceman ? Was the sighting of Jesus going up in the sky [Acts 1v9] actually him being teleported ? Or just dreamed up ? Were the living dead people seen in Jerusalem [Matt 27v53] actually imperial guards beamed down to save Jesus? Fiction ?
This was unbearable up until about the half-way point. Why didn't I stop watching? Oh well, I didn't. Of all the corrections I could make, I'll just settle for one. Kirk knew about his son David. He just respected Carol's wishes and stayed away. Was that his only son? Probably not. Also, why isn't she wearing a skirt? Totally a break in canon! At least for her it was... fun... oh my...
I loved this! It was strange that kirk was constantly trying to commit suicide though! lol. I also thought it was just gonna burst into a porn movie when the other girl pointed out you had the wrong top on! Oh me and my dirty mind! lol ;) x
Im crazy so im going to critic this video as if it had to match up with trek cannon.... you people are retarded. Jesus, wrong era badge, wrong time period MY GOD MAN its a girl in a video WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, shes a youtuber not a cannon expert.
I DO!!! BECAUSE I'M A NERD AND I'M NEVER GONNA GET LAID ANYWAY!!!! I CAN INSULT WOMEN'S CLOTHING WITH IMPUNITY!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! NERD RAGE!
Pathetic your ship is going at Crap Factor 15. It will go down unless you learn to be funny. The logical thing to do would be to stop trying to be funny. Most illogical...
Omg.....Wtf was that?.It felt like you were trying to piss us off the way you were doing it,And the way you were saying you hot make's us think that trekkies are sad and will never get laid!!!!.Wb
Great to see a female trekkie out there!!! That was a very imaginative vid. :D Loved how Kirk was wearing Spock's uniform! How did that happen? ;) "Spoooooooock!"
BTW I never knew that there was a picture of Orlando Bloom on the bridge of the Enterprise. I guess his influence on Earth lasted far into the 23rd century. Female trekkies are very observant.
P.S. Are you excited for the new movie? I know I am!
fuck you...see people like you are the drag that keeps humanity from reaching the next phase of our species advancement...
thats the "good" thing about the coming polar shift/ planet x / flyby....the worlds population will be reduced by 90 percent...hopefully you will be one of the 90 percent and in the next "reset" we will get it right so that in 5612 we wont have to suffer another "reset" to purge the world of assholes like you !
total shit....you cant even get the chronology right tos uniform top with a ng comm bage...why dont you add a battlestar galatica "bsg-75" unit patch on the right sleeve you idiot !
my last name is kirkland 8D
TheDrunkPrussian 1 week ago
Hilarious. Aside from having sex at about 12 (see the video), which is fine, how drunk were you? I'm cool with it either way, but I am interested in basically what you drank and -- oh, hell, I'm geeking out.
Randseed21 3 weeks ago
never make a videowhen your taking meds .It may sound like a good idea but no.....
trekranger 4 weeks ago
you're such a retard for making this vid! worst star trek parody ever!
paulgreenwald 1 month ago
Damn you're hot indeed.
ChaosDarkWolf13 1 month ago
Scotty, phasers on 'Sing And Dance'! lol
drmalex87 1 month ago
Cute girl, and strangely compelling action. I've been YouTubing waaaay too long today.
TommygunNG 1 month ago
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For a good laugh try " The Star Trek Bible " parody treatise, read by scholar Robert M. Price on ' The Bible Geek ', 18th September. Are some Bible verses actually reporting sightings of UFO ? Did humans travel here from another galaxy ? Was Jesus an alien spaceman ? Was the sighting of Jesus going up in the sky [Acts 1v9] actually him being teleported ? Or just dreamed up ? Were the living dead people seen in Jerusalem [Matt 27v53] actually imperial guards beamed down to save Jesus? Fiction ?
zytigon 2 months ago
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kapwar28 2 months ago
3:23
Can I be your stupid black slave?
I know it sounds wrong, but my inner Trekkie greatly overrides
my inner blackness when women are involved as well....
XeroEX 2 months ago
I want to be British....
yodagreennutsack 2 months ago
you just reminded me that i need to get an outfit like that for my girlfriend so she can wear it while i'm fucking her
ACDC7369 2 months ago
next time can we see you in a mini skirt pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
pookeeboo 2 months ago
Three years without sex??? That is criminal! Id help you out, but only if you wear the uniform with a skirt instead of jeans! lol x
KungFuKing166 3 months ago
@KungFuKing166 im 8 years without sex :D
Kominex 1 month ago
@Kominex Are you female though?
KungFuKing166 1 month ago
This was unbearable up until about the half-way point. Why didn't I stop watching? Oh well, I didn't. Of all the corrections I could make, I'll just settle for one. Kirk knew about his son David. He just respected Carol's wishes and stayed away. Was that his only son? Probably not. Also, why isn't she wearing a skirt? Totally a break in canon! At least for her it was... fun... oh my...
Trekkie46 3 months ago
British accent?
RyanSellman1 3 months ago
WHAT DO MEAN SULU IS GAY?
josephsmithwashere 3 months ago
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you present some interesting points about ST that are quite easy to pay out, I like that.
InAUGral 3 months ago
you present some interesting points about ST that are quite easy to pay out, I quite like that.
InAUGral 3 months ago
When you take lots of drugs you should stay out of your sister's cosplay closet.
museevolution 3 months ago
@1:30 she sounds like jodie foster
doctor lecter ! DOCTOR LECTER !!1!!1!!
Lmanyakaa 3 months ago
cute girl
6trb801 4 months ago
I like how a 5/10 is a 9/10 to star trek fans.
jtors5 4 months ago
If you weren't so cute, I would have stopped watching this about ten seconds in, but your cuteness made me watch to the end.
Monkofmagnesia 4 months ago
looks at thumbnail. Hot woman in Star Trek uniform, looks at rating, suspects misleading thumbnail, pleasantly surprised to be wrong.
Sirenhound 4 months ago
god damn hot nerds. One hot chick made love to a nerd one day....and now we have this probrem.
matchbox2022 4 months ago
that just had to be some good weed!!
WORF22 5 months ago
oh thanks youtube for recommending me this crap
HeyLetzPlay 5 months ago
"Damn I'm hot!" Too right you are, but you can't kill the tribbles.....
djzee1000 5 months ago
WTF?
cyberzonie 5 months ago
fuck I might have to jerk off to this
WhatsReallyGoingOn84 6 months ago
this turned me on
RageInternetRadio 6 months ago 6
why do you hurt me like this
MrStumpi1 7 months ago
you haven't had sex in three years lol
BoxedPchannel 7 months ago
This was absurd; just a little too absurd to be called brilliant.
But it still made me laugh, which is really all it needs to do. *grins*
PaperbackWizard 7 months ago
The best Star Trek fan girl :D <3
zolko02 8 months ago
Fascinating! I never noticed it before, but i find my self attracted to the captain, Spock and all the other charters in this episode.
Starkiller1701 9 months ago
sexy. but shit vid
JCDenton648 10 months ago
She's cute a 7-10
racefan32 10 months ago
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your pretty and hilarious
damn your hot..
enterprised2011 10 months ago
your pretty and hilarious
enterprised2011 10 months ago
Shhhhhh.......now let's sex!
snowrider76 11 months ago
like to beam into your panties
acerkiwi 11 months ago
This was absolute nonsense. Thumbs up!!!
RAFFilmsLtd 11 months ago
lame
PolarBair 11 months ago
Cute, very cute. The parody stank but you're still cute.
butch356 1 year ago
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lcmorgan1221 1 year ago
marry me plz! :)
schnubbel76 1 year ago
Why do people do the silly things they do?
FantasticBob7000 1 year ago
set course for the coffee nebula
langleyassault 1 year ago
Star Trek sucks, but WTF is this crap?
mrceebees14 1 year ago
send nudes?
ant1ph0n 1 year ago
Well.. You look nice...
mikester1290 1 year ago
Next time you do it just have a script, I don't care if you read it off your lap...
Unrealll6666 1 year ago
at first i was all ready to be all 'outraged WTF', and then i realized you totally had scads of fun making this vid so i chilled out. 8)
eldergroan 1 year ago 13
At first I was like o.O
And then I lol'd. XD
thelionwaits 1 year ago
wow, you really look like my ex.
spunky vids, gruß aus berlin:))
dhollseed 1 year ago
@dhollseed that's kinda weird.
rachentino 1 year ago
@rachentino Star Trek, innit. Probably some kind of quantum disturbance in the space-time continuum. Like that time Kirk met Bad Kirk.
dhollseed 1 year ago
That was cute!!
moonraven9191 1 year ago
holy crap a GIRL who likes star trek I think hell just froze over
tienen23 1 year ago
*g That was great.. But i missed the "Khaaaaan"! XD
teherlon 1 year ago
3 years......alll i heard......
00Billy 1 year ago
Why do i keep coming back and watching this?!?!
MrLink5ter 1 year ago
Does anyone else feel their eyeballs falling out of their head?
MrLink5ter 1 year ago
lolololololololol
MrGorilla88 1 year ago
Cute!!
bubulg1 1 year ago
your parodys terrible, but we'll let you off cause your hot ;)
MrLink5ter 1 year ago
You're beautiful, but your "parody" is stupid ...
alexbeardmusic 1 year ago
what are you taking or drinking? maybe i dont know, but it is to strong
SMoK177 1 year ago
ROFL!! XD
trekfreak007 1 year ago
Girl needs some dick.
TheHealthJunkie 1 year ago
LOL! This girl is beautiful, funny and a great improvisor. I loved all of your improv and jokes! xDDDDDDDDDDDD
I loved the part where Spock asked,
"Why are you wearing my Science Uniform?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
Brilliant! :D
Graffiti2DMyHeart 1 year ago
Love it. By the way, your really cute
Hulkbannerbruce 1 year ago
The many different symbols ( #$%^%$#!!!) during the rage mode was a nice touch.
ImperialHawk 1 year ago
This is a girl making fun of a comedic series. and some of the jokes were even good.
It is not a fiction analysis.
You just should not view it with the eyes of an enraged nerd.
BrotherTanthius 1 year ago
I loved this! It was strange that kirk was constantly trying to commit suicide though! lol. I also thought it was just gonna burst into a porn movie when the other girl pointed out you had the wrong top on! Oh me and my dirty mind! lol ;) x
mburhaan 1 year ago
NOOOO!!! NOT THE TRIBBLES!!
DrtyBst 1 year ago
What the hell is this! It's terrible! I love you!
DrtyBst 1 year ago
This is one of the worst impressions Ive ever seen. Bitches.
TheJunglesound 1 year ago
Totally hot! Cute video. Don't understand whats up with all the haters.
pmw67 1 year ago
lol
exp1993 1 year ago
Oh nice to see a female trekkie.
ninjamans101 1 year ago
OMGLOL
luffy2023 1 year ago
LOL
You're awesome!
Laveticus 1 year ago
@Laveticus i love that you spelled "you're" correctly.
rachentino 1 year ago
Actually I did. Your is when someone is saying, "that's yours". Like an object.
When someone is speaking of a personality trait, the you spell it, "you're".
Do some english studying brainiac.
Laveticus 1 year ago
@Laveticus ya, that wasn't sarcasm. but thanks.
rachentino 1 year ago
blah?
lol
Laveticus 1 year ago
really freakin stupid and without humor
Bulkrap 1 year ago
i want to have penis sex with her mouth and vagina
IRONMAIDENFAN2006 1 year ago
Im crazy so im going to critic this video as if it had to match up with trek cannon.... you people are retarded. Jesus, wrong era badge, wrong time period MY GOD MAN its a girl in a video WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, shes a youtuber not a cannon expert.
flagmaster41 1 year ago
easily the most interesting episode of star trek ive ever seen
dicanio150 1 year ago
i haven't had sex in 3 years.... i aint gone that long since i was 9 years old XD
666DarkEgo 2 years ago
"Great Scott!...Scott!....Great!" LMAO
"Damn I'm hot." Very Kirk, indeed.
yourmothaq 2 years ago
Hot Chick!
odcoolshark75 2 years ago
Girl is hot.
LohanorDuff 2 years ago
now there's a chick who needs to get laid
dumnuts1 2 years ago
I DON'T EVEN
BUT WHO WAS BOW FLEX
sahanatas 2 years ago
Wow, you know your bored when. Lol.
AlternaGirl13 2 years ago
HOT CHICK !
troylustig 2 years ago
...the uniform is all messed up....
NERD RAGE MODE!!!!!!!!
THE TUNIC'S NECK CUT IS A WOMAN'S, BUT IT LACKS A SKIRT!!!!!
THE BADGE IS FROM THE WRONG ERA!!!!!
SHE'S WEARING A WRISTWATCH!!!!
(deep breath) ...nerd rage mode... deactivate...
lol. my above nerd rage problems aside, your video was amusing.
Sintar07 2 years ago 22
SHE IS HOT WHO CARES ABOUT THE SUIT !!
bladerj 2 years ago
I DO!!! BECAUSE I'M A NERD AND I'M NEVER GONNA GET LAID ANYWAY!!!! I CAN INSULT WOMEN'S CLOTHING WITH IMPUNITY!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! NERD RAGE!
....but, video author, you are attractive... ;)
Sintar07 2 years ago
well if you say so.
bladerj 2 years ago
@Sintar07 you are a fucking loser, you know that right?
Zichir0 9 months ago
@Zichir0, no YOU!
Best. Argument. EVER!
Sintar07 9 months ago
@Sintar07 yep, you are a noobcake indeed.
Zichir0 9 months ago
@Zichir0,
No, YOU ARE!!!!
Teehee. This argument is easy.
Sintar07 9 months ago
@Sintar07 lawl, you just keep yourself in your fantasy world fatso
Zichir0 9 months ago
@Zichir0
I know YOU are, but what am I?!?
...seriously, though, does anybody else find it amusing that this guy is still replying to me? >.>
Sintar07 9 months ago
@Sintar07 you are a lost case, why do i bother?
Zichir0 9 months ago
@Zichir0
Because you're STUPID!
Can we all agree he walked into that one? :D
Sintar07 9 months ago
Uhhh ... Yeaaah!?
Grey9man 2 years ago
lol at 1:50 - 1:52
bookworm1138 2 years ago 2
lol thanks i love that part.
rachentino 2 years ago
were you stoned when you made this?
borg3of4 2 years ago
That was different...
borg3of4 2 years ago
it's funny, cuz it's not funny...
shamelesslesbien8 2 years ago
who is she? dose she have a facebook profile? She is cute..
KarjolasMask 2 years ago 2
this isn't funny..like at all...
chrisfineallthetime 2 years ago
it is very logical
shamelesslesbien8 2 years ago
This is such a very entertaining Fiasco.
j3nisman 2 years ago
orlando bloom strikes again!
Bgrazier 2 years ago
Well if u didn't have sex for 3 years i might be of assistance as they say when there's urge...
vandercudo 2 years ago
love it!!!!!! so spazzy and i like how conceited u made kirk, very realistic lol lol lol
2peopleinsunglasses 2 years ago
0/5.
gregmitty 2 years ago
Terrible...
Malaggarmod 2 years ago
Nice video :) i don't see why people are being so harsh.
Loved the emo Kirk :)
Xear 2 years ago
haha thank you! thanks for subscribing too!! :) :)
aimzyrella 2 years ago
Where is the character of captain Kirk?...
FAKE.
Score: One Star.
Try again.
Nachuelas 2 years ago
sweet
Bowsh00ter 2 years ago
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you. fucking. suck.
OldiexOldie1134 2 years ago
"stupid black slave"
neoregulus777 2 years ago
Pathetic your ship is going at Crap Factor 15. It will go down unless you learn to be funny. The logical thing to do would be to stop trying to be funny. Most illogical...
...Bitch.
SuperZerudaWorld 2 years ago
She is pretty hot for a chick with turrets or whatever she's infected with lol
63whiskey 2 years ago
uh...?
DinoDieo 2 years ago
Forward thrust :)
QuieroGuerra 2 years ago
wth?
nanoradio 2 years ago
she's hot
lancil9 2 years ago
I think I'm in Love....I love the sense of ...humor?
stranovegas 2 years ago
Was Captain Kirk suicidal? xD
Many that was funny.
DarthxxRane 2 years ago
Omg.....Wtf was that?.It felt like you were trying to piss us off the way you were doing it,And the way you were saying you hot make's us think that trekkies are sad and will never get laid!!!!.Wb
Lonewolfy8Archangel 2 years ago
the girl is hot, but this isn't even close to being funny
mrguy33657 2 years ago
awesome! soo funny! I love the costume! I am looking for one! it's nice to see another girl who likes Star Trek!
OuranHSHCLover 2 years ago 2
Great to see a female trekkie out there!!! That was a very imaginative vid. :D Loved how Kirk was wearing Spock's uniform! How did that happen? ;) "Spoooooooock!"
BTW I never knew that there was a picture of Orlando Bloom on the bridge of the Enterprise. I guess his influence on Earth lasted far into the 23rd century. Female trekkies are very observant.
P.S. Are you excited for the new movie? I know I am!
SpirkTrekker42 2 years ago
You're fantastic!! thank you
and YES SOOOOO stoked for the new movie:D we should go together;) i'm defs dressing up lulz
rachentino 2 years ago
Strange video,but some how entertaining! Plus she is really pretty. Decent Video.
wakeylad107 2 years ago
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funk192 2 years ago
I love that top! I really want one :P The only star trek tops i've seen are guys tops... and EXTRA LARGE!
Which is no good for me :(
Brilliant video, really funny!
x
angelaANDmarilyn 3 years ago
A for the effort
flokkertje 3 years ago
Well she is hella hot - I'll give her that.
rivernet1 3 years ago
It works because she makes it cute.
comicbookfanboy 3 years ago
Where no WEED has gone before.
Pallindrom27 3 years ago 2
Theres something deeply desturbing when a attractive female is dressing up as a star trek charater.
TheHouseGreyhound 3 years ago
fuck you...see people like you are the drag that keeps humanity from reaching the next phase of our species advancement...
thats the "good" thing about the coming polar shift/ planet x / flyby....the worlds population will be reduced by 90 percent...hopefully you will be one of the 90 percent and in the next "reset" we will get it right so that in 5612 we wont have to suffer another "reset" to purge the world of assholes like you !
kidstl 3 years ago
total shit....you cant even get the chronology right tos uniform top with a ng comm bage...why dont you add a battlestar galatica "bsg-75" unit patch on the right sleeve you idiot !
kidstl 3 years ago
at least we don't make videos about...bunnies.
aimzyrella 3 years ago
Burrrn
burrheadjr 3 years ago
@kidstl Thanks, Comic Book Guy. Where would we be without your attention to detail?
davenielsen78 1 year ago
@davenielsen78 hey who ask you for your comment , but since you ventured it, hey you go eat a d1ck as col stinkmeaner would say....you eat a d1ick
kidstl 1 year ago
I just wish i could talk to them, make them understand...Spoccccccck. .haha made me laugh, thanks
cochesegt 3 years ago
Totally made my day to see a fellow female Trekkie out there! Very funny, and wicked awesome shirt by the way...I want one!
moonblossom15 3 years ago
she knows her Trek ...but she should just get naked
GaryGoRound 3 years ago 2
Agreed #1!
treasuredragon 3 years ago
3 years? impossible, you're just too beautiful and funny...
novolo 3 years ago
LOL RACHAEL. all these boys are in love with you! haha this is amazing.
elisaisnothome 3 years ago
You are off your chump girl.
You're gorgeous, want to get married?
sc00ny 3 years ago
:) very cute
partymanDaniel 3 years ago
I love her. But she doesn't respan to me. :'(
skeox 3 years ago
you're very flattering, but it just won't work out... sorry
rachentino 3 years ago
This is stupid. It would get a zero rating if youtube wasnt full of losers with no girlfriends.
agents1986 3 years ago
But she is good. And you, agents1986, you are a stupid motherfucker!
skeox 3 years ago 2
you are wrong.
agents1986 3 years ago
That was funny!
and nice costume. ^.^
keller654321 3 years ago