Guy Explains Playing Sports Is The Devil Tries To Prove If You Do Soccer Your Going To Hell.

[auju123]

mexicans from brazil...mexicans from puerto rico...mexicans from central america... hahahahaha omg! this guy is good! he must be a comedian :D

[meteor60]

If god wanted us to play soccer, he would have made our balls bigger. They are just big enough now for teabaggin.

[BebekBundy]

No wonder he talks in his basement, such crap can only be created in a dark lonely den...

[stollay]

What letter does America start with? A. What letter does the antichrist start with? I'll give ya one big guess

[Danilo2moon]

what about the goalkeeper? He's allowed to use his hands... is he out of the burn-in-hell thing?

[Skinnerpred]

Democracy starts with' D'. Devil starts with' D'.

[FurlogTheGiant]

cough cough satire

[puppyblew8998]

Dang rednecks. I bet he only think it's Satanic because he can't play it. But oh the legitimate-ness of this!!! XD. He must be drunk on his cases of moonshine.

[insanitalian]

hmmm... i cant find any flaws in his arguements... seems pretty legit to me ;)

[kisylik15]

football is only in america because its an american sport.... in other countries soccer is called football not soccer only america says "soccer" ..

well soccer is for u feet not arms.. why would u use ur "arms " with the ball... and just by you judging things u will go to hell..

[kisylik15]

what a loser hahahah

[atheistindisguise]

this is th best video on youtube without a doubt he is so fucking funny this best bit about it is that he is actually serious

[TheAngryCoyote]

@atheistindisguise Uh, this is definitely satire.

[vidyagameplay]

This guy is so stupid it makes me laugh. Also

dat accent

[vidyagameplay]

I saw.

I came.

I conquered.

[lost4468yt]

Don't literally 99% of country's play "soccer", yea they do. And isn't America the only country which plays "American football".

[rosevillinz]

what about the keeper............. this guy fails

[observer86]

This guy is awesome, laughed the whole way through. Mexicans from brazil! Hahaha

[slipkorn667]

so by his rules i cant play snooker coz it begins wiv s and i cant hit the balls wiv my feet lol

[IDrinkYourMilkshake8]

HaHa! I love Billy Bob Neck!

[atheistindisguise]

man this is like some atheist joke fucking hilarious. mexicans from brazil lol brillant. but dnt worry you silly retard if you cant defend yourself cause you are playing soccer then your enemies cant attack you.

barrack osama homo bin ladin his middle name is hussein why would u change that but anyway man u had be laughing for 6 minutes and btw you said soccer so you probally gonna go to hell and its really just as simple as that

[som1112]

wait wait wait wait wait! If the communist and supposidley our enemies play soccer, when they attack us, wont they be armless too? so in the end, just a fair, even, war..?

[dyl4nw]

one word: ignorance.

[olympicdreams87]

This is your mind on DRUGS or just red neck out right stupid. Mexican from Puerto Rico lmao. Billy bob the name says it all I guess. He has my vote for the stupidest person alive.

[karandjabo]

HAHAhah ! With people like that i'm just ashamed to be American ! lol Is there any logic coming out of your f****ing mouth ??? retarded hill billy .. PLEASE PEOPLE STOP GIVING AMERICA THIS IGNORANT STEREOTYPE...LOL HE's talking about " EUROPEAN NEGRO" LOL AND SOCIALISME : PLEASE PEOPLE READ READ READ READ !!!!!!!!!!! because your brain is empty !!!!!!! lololool MAY GOD HELP YOU

[Raptormau]

Hey, you said about Hugo Chavez, however the main sport in Venezuela is baseball... in China is table tennis, in North Korea they are good at fighting, Vietnã fighting as well. So please put this redneck brain to work and do some research before taking stupid conclusions!

[paintedmitchell]

whats this dudes point? jesus and satanism both have two s's in them, should we be worried?

[ZOIDGARTH]

this guys brain has atrophied, not soccer players' arms.

They still use their arms. does this guy think that they open doors and steer cars with their feet or something?

[samus1011]

the usa played in the first WC in '30 so i dont see the relation to "barack osama homo bin laden" as the original creator of this vid so eloquently put it with the US being in the "Fih-Fuh" tournament. What an ignorant jackass. I believe in power of ALL sports to unite!

[kittykatgurl1159]

Wow. "Mexicans from Brazil"? do you EVER leave that basement of yours? And by the way, word associations just by the first letter of the words? How IGNORANT are you? But at least you can PARTIALLY spell... Also, our president is not a terrorist or homosexual and has nothing to with why we are in a soccer tournament. Idiots like you think he has a lot more control over things than he actually does. We've also been in the tournament since before his presidency. Billy Bob, I'm sorry for you.

[Browntown5000]

He's totally right, i mean the Catholic Church did denounce soccer in London during the middle ages, so based on the science backed then, Satan DOES like Soccer. wow. HE'S A GENIUS.

[Ledphones]

4:42 lolololololol

[thelynch1987]

lol ur a

retard

[asdf2000]

you have a powerful message, sir

[tbm4classtsar]

hey buddy...what letter does God start with...G...you know what else starts with G? Genocide, Gooch, Gangrene, Gambling, Genitals, Ghetto, and Gonorrhea...O and Goal, as in a soccer GGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

[chiellini10]

Haha...ahhhh...this can't be real.

[everdarkz]

i dont know much about you BUT you are a fucking idiot. get out of your moms basement. and theres are LOTS of sports where you dont use your hands R-TARD. your fucking stupid, burn for judging others douche..

thanks for a good laugh loser

[OgrimMetal]

Sodomy > Soccer

[E1Ducko]

ahahahaa all hail Socialist Satan!

[ajdib88]

Best freaking video ever! I love how he ties soccer to satanism, and socialism, and sodomy. haha love it... now everytime I play soccer, which I do every day about twice a day, I can say im a satanist thanks to this fellow american just looking out for the rest of us. haha this is why the world looks down upon Americans, we allow people of his mental capabilities to post videos on the web degrading everyone else in this world. Bravo my good man, when the UN attacks im not defending you. haha

[ennetws2]

Michael Scott's cousin?

[virtuallypaul]

Why should you be grateful? Because this video is the biggest thing on this shitty little channel that barely breaks triple digits. Because without this video your next highest view number is 1821. That's why.

You don't even have class or grace to say thanks.

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul ok thank. thank u for being so stupid...S

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul ok thank U. thank u for being so stupid...S

[virtuallypaul]

@iGOTNEXTBLOG Thanks for making this a whole lot easier than it would have otherwise. Enjoy the ride!

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul false. maybe u need 2 check my channel again.

[virtuallypaul]

@iGOTNEXTBLOG that great! you stole somebody else video, too! Wow! Congrats! It must be really satisfying to reap the rewards of other people's work while you sit on your ass and do nothing. I wouldn't know. I actually make things rather than preying like a nasty little rat off other people's labor.

This is a great one, too! Man Takes 85-Yr Old Lady To Turf In Mugging Caught On Camera!! 13 views - 1 week ago

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul what rewards are u talking about? i am not reaping anything....AND WHY IS UR VIDEO STILL ON MY CHANNEL IF U HOLD THE COPYRIGHTS. AND U REPORTED ME FOR VIOLATION...ARE U NOT THE CREATOR OF THE VIDEO?

[virtuallypaul]

@iGOTNEXTBLOG Because I like thinking about you sitting there desperately trying to justify your theft and blaming me for your own assholery.

"Fuck him! I stole it fair and square and why should I have to give him credit for something I liked enough to steal?? CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS DICKHEAD?? I mean, where does he come off asking ME to say thanks for boosting my traffic? FUCK HIM!"

I'm more than happy to wait for karma to catch up to you. I've seen it happen before. You're a prime candidate.

[virtuallypaul]

@iGOTNEXTBLOG "THERE ARE TONS OF OTHER VIDEOS I CAN STEAL THAT WOULD DO BETTER THAN HIS! HE THINKS HE'S SO FUCKING GREAT WITH HIS 100+ UPLOADS? I HAVE THE SAME NUMBER AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A GODDAMN THING SO WHO'S THE SMARTER ONE?? I'M GONNA GO STEAL SURPRISED KITTY RIGHT NOW AND BLOW HIM OUT OF THE WATER."

[virtuallypaul]

Yeah - pretty fucking nice not even to say who the guy is - just outright theft.

Fucktards

youtube / billybobneck

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul wow u r a fake. damn i thought u were a real ignorant, racist, and prejudice red neck. Instead ur just trying to profit off white stereotypes. Just so u know.i found this video on another tube site.

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul Im going to give u a big S for stupid.stupid for not watermarking ur shit. and take another big S for not uploading to youtube first. i beat u 2 it. stupid and slow. damn, i guess the whole s theory came from looking in mirror

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul then u send me this email: Excuse Me But..

It's not that I mind you using the Soccer video - but jesus fucking christ - you can't even bother to give proper attribution??

Do me a favor - take it down or link to my Billy Bob page.

Oh - and have fun syphoning off my revenue stream.

virtually paul Ive never heard of u before. if u are the creator. then u have the power to take it down. i aint doing shit. im not making money of this. i thought u were really that ignorant fake

[virtuallypaul]

@iGOTNEXTBLOG Gosh, I'm really sorry to have victimized you. Can't wait for your credit card to get stolen because you didn't do a background check out the employee who stole the number.

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul another email from virtallu paul: ur reported for copyright violations

do your own work

dude, do what u gota do. next time just put in a lil extra work to protect ur shit. i think it called a water mark. google it

[virtuallypaul]

@iGOTNEXTBLOG Excellent! I'm scraping the contents of your blog and publishing it as my own work.

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul another message from virtuallypaul: ur still a thief and an ungrateful one at that.

dude why should i be gratefull?

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@virtuallypaul another message from virtuallypaul: ur still a thief and an ungrateful one at that.

dude why should i be gratefull?

[HakotenX]

Know what else starts with S?

Stupid.

[pmcburn1]

He is joking. Google "Billy Bob Neck."

[tlister7]

It's weird that he is saying that people should play football because that is a sport, which starts with an S...coincidence? I do not think so!

Dumb redneck

[kristenstar55]

It's FOOTBALL douchebag!! Get educated and stop claiming things about God, of which you also are undereducated.

[superb1395]

wtf??lmao!there are no mexicans in puerto rico or Brazil!!they r called puerto ricans!!n brazilians!!aha n so then ur goin to hell too??cuz i mean u said the word soccer quite a few times!!

[texashogfan]

okay - I think he is getting everyone's goat. I find it strange he cannot pronouce FIFA or Uruguay but can pronouce Atrophy correctly. I think he is laughing at what he can stir up here. If he is for real it is truly sad...but I did laugh out loud.

[sarinfa]

how abt the goaler?

i bet HE use hands?

[BussDriva]

the sport is not called soccer its called football you retarded redneck

[korytovar]

Those mexicans from Uru.. uruguay whatever.. haha.

And this guy says you should use every body part that God give you, but why doesn't he use his brain?

[neonn2]

Lol, "Mexicans from Brazil"

hahaha. made my day.

[Citrused]

This guy is hilarious. I can't believe so many people think he's serious.

[slitheryboy69]

BARRACK OSAMA HOMO BIN LADEN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Chago13]

RALMFAO!

[guibanquinho]

oh and don't say the word soccer...

[guibanquinho]

The Mexicans from Puerto Rico had a great run in the world cup...

[RockyMissouri]

Playing soccer is difficult...so please forgive this fool and know that he does not represent all Americans .....only the morons who have no manners!....now, please go back to laughing your ass off at him!

[RockyMissouri]

This dude is BRILLIANT at schtick...! Sorry, but is is simply illustrating the fact that many republicans and conservatives are actually this way! He should have his own show on the comedy channel.....

[Philosoraptor06]

Well douchebag here in England we DO play FOOTBALL. And that begins with "F".

[PatMeSak]

Are you serious sir? Salma Hayek starts with S, and she's pretty great. Communist countries that participate in soccer have players that I am sure are forced to play....Communist country.....communism......if they do not play I am quite sure they are severely punished by the hands of others. So if they use their hands to torture their soccer players then is that "God" like behavior just because they used their hands? O yea, masturbating to a mother mary cartoon porn uses tons of hand motions.

[thatfunnyblackdude]

What letter does capitalism start with? C. What letter does Child Labor start wilh? C. What letter does cocksucker start with? C. What letter does CIA start with? C. What letter does Concentration Camp start with? Well im going to let you take a guess on that one...We can all do it too asshole. What the hell is wrong with you....

[TheGlazed]

This video can only be watched with the Vuvuzela's going in the backround. Period.

[Dragoon4832]

George Bush's long lost cousin is that you!! omg the hillybilly family wants you back

wait wait what?? 4:40 did you hear that ppl? Barack Osama HOMO BinLaden? seriously? so this guys a retard and a homophobe XD yup..fits in the Bush family

[saxStriker87]

we've been in this Phi-Pha Tournament for a long time... and Mexicans from Brazil? Mexicans from Uruguay? Mexicans from Puerto Rico? Wow... thank god for the vuvuzela button to drown your stupidity out...

[BLAKPEARL69]

My Puerto Rican husband is really a Mexican??!!! Hmmm he has some splainin to do.

[iGOTNEXTBLOG]

@BLAKPEARL69 lmao

[BLAKPEARL69]

@iGOTNEXTBLOG Lmao

[1214ca]

Ur the biggest dumb ass!!!! You can go to hell!! I play soccer and I'm a goalie so guess what I use my hands!!

[BLAKPEARL69]

@1214ca Lol. Cuz God gave u those 2 hands lol. Dude is crazy. xD

[sentenal01]

I clicked the soccer ball. It made perfect sense then!

[LobarRobotic]

Please tell me this guy is joking....  Hahahahaha!

[Mike12784]

is there a sport that actually allows the simultaneous use of every single body part? i don't think so

[my8millennium]

Salvation S

Singing S

Street S

String S

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!

[Imperfectionist31394]

you know, soccer is the american name for the sport, its called football everywhere else, and you can use your hands if you're the goalie.

[sentstuff05]

Ahahahaha. The scary thing is I can't tell if this is a Poe.

[xivid1234]

Is this the american president....???

[bucketheadfanatic]

Wow...this dude is good at keeping a straight face...great humor

[phsfootball39]

Mexicans from Puerto Rico? lol

[Freakyfish42]

Well... It's called Football... Not soccer.

[slipkorn667]

@Freakyfish42 well.... depends where ur from.... call it football in australia and you'll get punched in the face lol. it really should be called kiss chasey, only girls and fags play soccer

[Freakyfish42]

@slipkorn667

Real men play Rugby... Not that weird Handegg sport the americans like so much.

[uetzel]

brack osama homo bin laden XDDDDD

[htyhh]

hello retard bhahah

[elizle]

I wish this guy's mother would have gotten an abortion.

[barbel1989]

Is this for real? Public schools are socialism. Police and fire departments are socialism. Public highways are socialism. Public water systems are socialism. You must be alright with those?

You're the kind of hillbilly that makes the US look bad in other countries. Mexicans are from ONLY MEXICO. People from Brazil are Brazilians and people from Puerto Rico are Puerto Ricans!

I hope to god you didn't breed.

[johnnyboy12721]

your a fucking retard. i bet that if you said this to the english, not only would you be call a retard, but they would throw your wierd ass around like a bitch rag doll. look at yourself, you operate out of your basement. you need to jack off more, because your an angry hillbilly lmao. people like sports, not you. go to church and give god a hug. he will except you even tho you are a wierdo :) fucking moron

[madjestic]

@johnnyboy12721

C'mon dude, the guy is making funny videos, no need to be so rude - you are scaring the talent away!

[johnnyboy12721]

dude your fuckin crazy. your operating out of your god damn basement. i gaurentee you you have no fucking friends. your a god damn nut job, and if you ended up saying soccer or futbol was bad to the englash, all of england would not only call you crazy and ill in the head. but through your wierd ass around like a rag doll. so with that being said, fuck you retard :)

[madjestic]

please, make MOAR videos!

Can you explain letter "C" now: Communism, CCCP, Cannabis, Cocaine, Hugo Chávez , Canada?

[Chillno0815]

BUHAHAHAHAHAH why are we in th tournament.... you´re a fucking genius

[TypoFootage]

LOL... A Glenn Beck prodigy!

Heck, they use the same logic to prove their points!

[bayareabrad]

"Southerners" start with S. O My God. People from the South are Satanic according to you.

[bayareabrad]

"Mexicans from Brazil" LMBO This is comedy gold! Is this Sarah Palin's crazy uncle they keep in the attic?

[Orangeyouglad182]

god is gay :D

[XanltheCSG]

you are the best satire youtuber EVER.

[SisterBigBone]

LOL!!!!!! 

[7svensven7]

This is not funny because it works. I'm not laughing. These atheists brainwash themselves into thinking they are ELITE intellectual minds. And you can make them dance like idiot puppets on a string, with the most ridiculous routine.

Frightening, how dumb an atheist is.

One of those things where, you would DELIBERATELY TRY, to lie STUPID ENOUGH, for even one atheist to go, "Oh, he is pulling our leg."

AND YOU WOULD FAIL!

They would STILL believe you.

Atheists, how DUMB ARE YOU? Scary dumb

[Chillno0815]

@7svensven7 omg psycho nonsense

[7svensven7]

@Chillno0815 No HE IS MAKING FUN OF YOU He is an ACTOR MAKING FUN OF HOW DUMB YOU ARE HOW DUMB ARE YOU! HE IS AN ACTOR MAKING FUN OF HOW DUMB YOU ARE! You ARE that dumb you are THAT dumb You are an IDIOT I wish I was lying. I feel bad about my species I am ashamed of humans YOU ARE THIS DUMB That ANY CHILD can outsmart you Go to a palm reader go have a voodoo guy take all your money ANY CON ARTIST CAN FOOL YOU YOU ARE THAT DUMB YOU ARE AN IDIOT Go back to being easily fooled

[BLO2BAY]

Let me ask YOU all a question, what letter does soda start wit?? S! and that is why u little demon kids get cavities

[scahill6791]

what letter does stupid start with?

do you think this is some kind of coincidence or something??

[HomerSimpson411]

You red necks don't use your brain... Best we cut out your brains.

[pmcburn1]

Video starting at 0:44 "Do you think this is some kind of coincidence or something?"

Yes. I really do. I really really do.

[Bem0018]

oh my god, the word sex also starts with an S...

[luigimario406034]

what does stupidity start with?...S

so racist! I wanna give him a piece of my mexican mind!

[ResaMichelle]

Is this guy for real? I wonder if he knows what socialism ACTUALLY is.

[PaladinG14]

The players may not be able to use their hands, but they sure can use the Hand of God.

[nsputnik]

The Idiocracy scenario is upon us. If soccer is the sport of the devil, I'm all for it!

[xxdethpallyxx]

what letter does sex begin with "S".  So that's socialism I guess

[LinkZero]

Can't tell if serious.

[1root]

id like to talk to this guy.

would be very interesting.

just him, me and a baseball bat

[sharks9022]

I wonder if he knows how to read...

[Benderhune]

Not only are you a disgrace to America but the human race in general. Some people just need a full frontal lobotomy.

[shallah3]

homeboys never played a sport in his life, unless u consider driving a tractor or sleepin with ur sister a sport in which case he is a seasoned vet lol

this guy has an easy time saying the word socialism, but the question is, can he spell it? hahahahah

[bond165]

You stupid bloody idiot! I would take this down if I were you.

[T0lt3catl]

Mexicans from central America, Puerto Rico, and Brazil, they be tricky

[AlexThomson1000]

just occured to me... Heard of a goalkeeper?

[AlexThomson1000]

I only watched 10 seconds and can already tell your an idiot. Americans play soccer. Here in the rest of the world we play FOOTBALL which begins with an F.

I happen to love football, its a great sport, one moment of magic can change a game which is what makes it so good to watch. I also happen to live in the UK which is a democracy and the vast majority enjoy football. We are not satanists. I will say this again. WE ARE NOT SATANISTS and you are clearly a racist that has never been outside US

[bond165]

@AlexThomson1000 You are totally right. I also live in the UK.

[ryan73xxiixx]

lmaoooo

troll of the century

[InsideMagnolia]

this guy better put the dick outta his ass, damn i never heard only 1 person talking that much shit in less than 7 minutes! Is this how the world is going to end? Well if so, i´m ashamed beeing human!

[L4v31d3m]

Does it say so in the bible?

[Riffraff110185]

Trolled hard.

If not, then I propose internet access permits controlled by the state.

[tehvolume]

I raged.... Santa Sex Sun Saturn Sarah Palin Sports Southerners Stupidity Scrotums Science SUVs Sunglasses Star Wars Smoking Search Share subscribers Shooting (anything)

[dovewilliam]

what letter does salvation start with?

[shallah3]

@dovewilliam lmaooooooooo

[HeyUFucker]

I am satan and I play soccer and do lot's of shit that starts with the letter S

Don't be dissin me bro. O_o

~ this public service announcement brought to you by the letter S and his homie Satan.

[looni3]

I hope this guy's name isn't Steve.

[Kluberus]

DUDE HES CRAZY! most people call it Football anyways...

[Pluberus]

Oh wait. I got it. We've been trolled. O.O

[Pluberus]

Why does he have to mock Christianity.... >.<

[HappyWhiteNinja]

at first i refuse to believe that there is this kind of stupidity in the world. but then i remember it's an american, so it's ok.

[EREproductions]

I call it football.

[MintySpunkBubble]

Nice basement.

[guitarkid6836]

What letter does "school" start with? Clearly thats socialism too.

[eddykingfour]

>comparing socialism with satan and sports

What the fuck?

[paranoidandroid223]

I really hope this is real.