Kingdom Hearts: The Most Disturbing Lines Part 2

[XxKillerDemonWolfxX]

say what 0.0 XD XD XD XD

[chouchiha69]

The first one, laughed so hard! Love that line for the sheer absurdity of it's impossibility, unless Kairi has a secret. ^_^

[AnimeYoshiGirl]

Sexy Riku is sexy~

[ShimmyunderBubblez]

Do i hear Sweeney Todd music at the begining?

[KingdomHearts00Kairi]

not the funniest vid but its good, i guess...

[sparklechild7689]

But Sora, Kairi has a vagina

[icausePain123]

heh heh.... wats riku gonna do with that puppet? heehee

u.u im sorry im very immature

[bakaneko4160]

I like how it starts with sweeny todds theme. :]

[ScottKHluv]

ha. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL...!

[ErikaLuvzAxel]

lol

kairi... kairi's inside me ? lmfao lol beest one

[Naruto200041]

I remember the 1st time I Played this game at first I said sora sounds lik a girl but now he is so smexy, hot as a teen

[Soralicious14]

Lawl. XD

[32peachygurl23]

i find them so funny xD

[kkwawa1311]

why does riku look like xemmy? :I

[MsLols101]

Peter Pan: IM THE ANSWER TO YOUR PRAYERS!

Me: >:C Pervert.

[GibsonIsMyBear]

lol it looks like hes aout to pull out his sword, instead he just says please!

[KingdomheartsII]

Why are the top comments both the same and both from the same poster?

[BronyVanity177]

@ 1:03 well check this out......FANMADE. /watch?v=2MtbA6zJFlM

[LilOjProductions]

Smexxi Sora panting @~@ *nosebleed; fangasm*

[snarrydrarryallgood]

Sweeney Todd to a Deep Drive video clip. you awesome person you :3

[GearBlade1234]

Only one that made me laugh was the puppet one.

[Emilyboo106]

"I have some unfinished business to do with this puppet" - Riku

[carobratz]

i exploded with the puppet line xD

[cloudneo2]

The puppet did run away and went to a strange man

[timrob12]

"I'm having some unfinished buisness with this puppet."

That's what happenes if you walk the wrong path, Pinocchio!

[kh2kike]

the scene with Saix, the whole thing was sad to me because that Sora really cares about her.

[kh2kike]

I loved the 1st one and this one, but one thing learned,never make fun of Axel because fangirls will get mad.

[halliegirl12]

The puppet part reminded me of Sasori for some reason. . .

'Kairi's. . .Inside me?' i cracked up so hard!

[xLightningxTheifx]

"I have some unfinished business with this puppet."

[foreverjess14]

would you mind telling me the song name and stuff of this one too? this music is quite awesome! and so are these two videos haha

[kabelslayer]

@foreverjess14 umm..the music is from sweeny todd, demon barber of fleet street,with johnny depp. best movie ever, if u like the music, i think ull like the movie.

[MisterPudd]

@kabelslayer ...great now i keep imagining roxas as sweeny todd before a hair cut ~_~

[chancat1999]

sigh I love riku's laugh

[TheDemyxLover]

mmm~ sweeney todd

[505www]

Please make part 3!!! :3 plz?

[sakuralvr02]

at 1:36 Sora looks like a Neko o.o

[TheJltbiz]

i loved the credits, so realistic, WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?!

[GakaSakuseisha]

OH. MY. GOSH. XD

[KHKHLOLZ234]

0:45 MAJOR what the fuck moment.....akward silence

[kadapunny]

why is the deep dive thing the most realistic thing in the series?!?!?!

[isabell1254]

The first one was really disturbing if you get it. O.O

[BekaBoo2938]

um please tell me that there is a part 3 lol

[MrChrisRawr]

awwww sora is too gfaeofjaegfnhqegfiuaefnafad <3 if i were gay i fuck him :A

[anie64andvalerier20]

XD LOL unfinished bissness with this puppet XD riku is funny

[ROFL96OMG]

sweeney todd music..

kick ass

[tamari96]

XD 1:09

[edXwinryfangirl]

why is sora goveling?!!!!

[KHKHLOLZ234]

1:30

Donald and Goofy are like:

WTF???

[KingdomHearts2Girl01]

It's not funny it makes me sick and once again your destroying the gamee for other people >:-(

[daggerformydeath]

@KingdomHearts2Girl01 FLAMEFLAMEFLAME. Get over it, some of us actually ENJOY this kind of thing >.>

Seriously, get over yourself and don't flame every video you see.

[Dangeroussora]

lol from 0:42 - 0:46

[animewatcher98]

You has to be a very negative thinker(like me) to understand how each(most at least) of these sounds wrong.

[Astariel2525]

I'm just reminding everyone of the scene where Sora is reunited with Riku has Sora crying on his knees, but when he sees Kairi again, his reaction is a hesitant hug.

But, then again, I think appeasing the yaoi-fanbase is almost obligatory in Japan.

[Astariel2525]

@Astariel2525

It doesn't really help that Kairi's mainly just a damsel-in-distress plot device (Kidnapped twice! TWICE! Each game she's in she's kidnapped (except BBS, but all she really did was give Aqua a flower).

[BertieTodd]

SWEENEY TODD!!!!!!!!!!!

[idachi1018]

LOL THIS IS AWESOME XD

[WoodElfPrincess93]

Sora: Kari....Karis inside me?

Me: O.o Uh....shouldn't tht b the other way around Sora? O.o

[aniko247]

1:30 wait..wht scene was that from D<

[RisingDarkness12]

@aniko247 when saix asks if sora wants to see kairi

[aniko247]

@RisingDarkness12 how do i get to that scene

[RisingDarkness12]

@ago to khvids and look at kingdom hearts II cutscenes it will be a hollow bastion visit

[TheBlueBoomer]

Whats the video clip in the opening credits?

[PsychoHanyo]

@TheBlueBoomer Another side, another story. It's a secret trailer for one of the games. It's also in 358/2 Days

[yugiohfangirl122394]

this is sooo messed up but its hilarious

[HoloTheWiseWolf1231]

XD that is even better than the first one especially the puppet line

[lightbrownwolf1000]

Lol The one with the puppet joke made Amp come out my nose TTuTT

[AxelRoxasXionKH]

haha okay that way the lines are weird.. xD

[SphealsFTW]

Saix: Is she that important to you?

Sora: Yeah. More than anything.

Saix: ...show me how important ;)

*Sora gets on knees while you hear a zipper unzip* o__o

[ShadowFanGirl237]

did sora look at rikus crotch

[ritsukakitten]

dude, where's the clip when Xigbar asks Sora "have you been a good boy?"

that statement is pretty wrong out of context, right? LOL

anyway these are great! I forgot half the weird stuff from the first game! :3

[keisha34100]

it sound like sora got raped and tryed to act tuff by sayin ur really good

[CheatMasterK]

1: Hehe... Who's the REAL man in that relationship, Sora? >:D

2: ...Meh...

3: "That's what your mom said too."

4: "W-Wait, that's not what I meant, kid!

5: Silly Riku, Sora doesn't know his feelings yet! He's only a kid!

6: A puppet, Riku? Desperate, much? lol

7: By this time, Sora KNOWS his feelings... XD

8: Roxas feels the same as Sora about that, then...?

9: Maybe Sora wants to be a BAD boy, Donald. You know how bad he wants Riku. lol

10: Again, more feelings for Riku... lol

[Warhawk778]

6 is my favirote

[PerilousUniverse]

Dude, what are the opening/ending cut scenes from? I don't recall seeing them.... O.o (As in game, not website)

[jp72992]

@PerilousUniverse Deep Dive, the secret ending to KHFM. which is like a teaser/trailer for KH2, and technically 358/2 Days if you think about it.

[shadowjoker101]

LLOOLL!!!

[black93moon]

@shadowjoker101 so disturbing.....MY MIND!!!!!!!

[saidabest]

watch it with your eyes closed its 10 times more disturbing

[Leif4Deltora]

in kingdom hearts re:code their a line that micky says somthing like "but sora it could be dangerous inside of riku" (not exact line) and when battiling ansem in kingdome hearts 1 he says "submit" i laugh at these every time i play

[Random0ssity]

is it just me or does kairi seem... flirtacious when donald tells her she was great?

[KHKHLOLZ234]

@Random0ssity When she saw Sora, yeah

U know they're in in <3

[EmotionsNeverLie]

I'm going to try that palue fruit line.

[Bunomous]

i have some unfinished business with this puppet always gets me

[KittyKingCool]

what are the scenes at the beginning and end from?

[KittyKingCool]

you know the one with saix and sora? i understand the context, and im not saying its bad.

all im saying is that its weird that sora does that to saix and roxas kneels down infront of..um...whatshisface

[fruitsbasketissweet]

Sora: "Kairi's inside me?"

As he's on all fours xD

Saix: "Show me how important."

Sora gets on all fours again

Sora: "Riku, you gonna take that off?"

*next scene: gets on all fours*

Sora: "I'm not dreaming, right?"

Roxas: "Another dream about him."

Sora's memory was Roxas's dream

so, um....... Would somebody care to explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

[khveteran013]

0:39 FUTANARI

[LemonadeShadows]

What's the music track that you used in the beginning of the video?

[LemonadeShadows]

@LemonadeShadows NEVERMIND

[musicmaker11]

@LemonadeShadows The opening theme to Sweeney Todd

[TrebleFuze]

Loving the Sweeney intro.

[TheKarin12]

That was funny

[Axeliona]

now that you mention it...the whole 'Another dream about him...' does seem kinda...creepy O_Olll

[RoxasVenFangirl]

XD lolz!!!!

[khfan039]

lolz and part 13

[khfan039]

lolz part 6

[CrystalKirby19]

LOL

[DarsanUchiha]

1:34 On your knees bitch.

[999REAPER]

"Riku, you gunna take that off?" xD

[SekaiKatsura1]

PART 3?

[FOOFYFU]

u r mocking the game. ur messed up, and u dont deserve these videos. (at least u didnt try and convince new KH players that axels gay u perv)

[TheRikka21]

@FOOFYFU He/she's not mocking the game, simply making a harmless joke out of certain parts of it. And everyone is different, you have NO right to say that he/she is messed up whatsoever.

[PaintingOfTheMind]

@FOOFYFU Axel is Gay. Maybe you need to replay the game.

Axel is Gay for Roxas, that's why so many girls love them, Girls are crazy and they like yaoi.

[baclaba12]

@FOOFYFU you cant be that dumb he even warned you at beggining hes just making fun of the cutsences i mean its funny not like he despises the game but it makes people laughf and how could you say a person is mesed up beacause your sence of humor is at this kinda stuff i think you need to get up look at the world see how everybody is different then let nothing bother you

[coocooAddie1]

@tb825c

358/2days(doesn't_matter)

ohhh_so_its_basically_the_secr­et_ending_of_KH1(98%_done)

and_the_last_fighting_seen_in_­358

KK_thx_u

[ericamustang13]

Where'd you get that begining part from?!

[fortkassy]

so in 5 riku is impliying he wants to share it with sora? Okay have fun with that.

[fortkassy]

My favorite disturbing thing out of them all is Rikus erotic panting. I mean wtfbbq

[officialxMrsHale]

"I have some unfinished business with this puppet"

Oh Riku xD

[axelxlea1]

@officialxMrsHale Oh NO RUN XION lmao xxxx

[BladeEdge77]

Peter Pan is the condom fairy

[SaiyanPrince444]

Sora wonders if its a dream and looks at Riku's crotch :D

[coocooAddie1]

what_are_those_scenes_you_used­_at_the_beggining_and_end_of_t­he_vid?



[tb825c]

@coocooAddie1 They were the scenes you saw after 100% beating Kingdom hearts 1... Basicly, its the final fight of Kingdom hearts 365/2 days... (Im not sure if the numbers right)

[Bloom834]

I know the video is wrong...but that was funny.As long as you don't think too much about...what there saying! ;) (you all have sick minds. lol.)

[bibassi]

Sora's and Roxa's dreams are the best XD

[Twizzler206]

In KH1 Hades says 'What a stiff, stiffer than the stiffs back home.....' (Or something like that) as Cloud was walking away and I literally yelled 'Hades you perv!!!!!!!!!'

[aceofspades15]

Aww 240 we meet again......

[deidaraishot13]

O.O O...M...G!!! XD I can't stop laughing!!!

[liquidtripper]

Whaha I LOVE KH but this is hilarious

[vampieambie]

hahaha me and my friends were playing KH and sora said Kairis inside me. we couldn't stop laughing. and this video, yeah this video made my life. <3

[acau77]

Kairis inside of you...FOREVER.  *holds chest and breathes hard*

<.<

[YaoiFan114]

Hahahahhahahha I was thinking the same things going through the games! I thought I was the only one with that kinda dirty mind. Nice! There are more and I would point them out but I would have to play the game again to be sure.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

O_____O I never noticed these before! xD

[LoVeScUpCaKeZz]

Sora: Riku, Kairi... give me a little time, okay?

Angle057: THREESOME! BOWCHIKAWOWWOW!!!! XD!

[xshobux]

3:34

AND by that he means Terra, Aqua,

[shitmit]

@xshobux how?



[xshobux]

@shitmit It's just a joke. Since Terra is connected to Riku and Aqua's connected to Kairi, that is basically what Sora is going to end up doing.

[TheKairi13]

Me:Yay More Disturbing Lines!

Axel: Again wtf?

Me: Nothing go back to bed!

Axel: O...K *goes back to bed*

Me: *puts hand On face* Idiot

[FickleSunFries]

Number 6 killed me.

[cidrelade]

HAHAHA! I love the 2nd and 3rd part. =))))))

[themcpolo]

"I have some unfinished business with this puppet." Anyone even with a clean mind could of taken that the wrong way.

[SillyPanda96]

THE OPENING WAS EPIC!!! XD

[SugarafieD]

"I have some unfinished business with this puppet..." if you know what I mean...

[rolleepollee3]

@4 with saix "Get on your knees OH!" Asking alexandria <3 lol

[zach10168]

not disturbing at all. pretty funny, especially with the little comments.

[Treggorz]

beginning amv with sweeney todd was brilliant!

[oolala64]

Sora: *Panting* You're really good.

Me: OoO ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL!?

[minniemouse213]

Number three was playing while i wasn't paying attention and at first i really freaked out then i checked what video was on and realized it was this ... wow that was awkward XD

[blue3ollie]

"I have some unfinished business with this puppet!"

You... have fun... with that...

[supersam4ever08]

@blue3ollie LOL that would explain all the splinters...

[Liighht]

hahah i almost choked on my Dorito's while watching this xD

[lirauna]

I just can't stop laughing !!!! XD HAHAHA !!!!!

[artcutie1995]

I love number 3!!

[AXSESSED8]

XDXDXDXD



[Animefreek123]

I liked number 6! ^-^

[MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON]

the begging song is from " sweenytodd "

[EDDIEinWAR]

wow number 4...O_O

[MysteryGreenTea]

The Peter Pan part made me lol. xP

[WikiSorcerer]

1. That's what she said. 2. That's what he said. 3. That's what she said. 4. That's what he/she said. 5. That's what they said. 6. That's what he said. 7. That's what he said. 8. That's what he said. 9. That's what he said. 10. That's what he... uh, I mean she said. 11... I got nothin'... 12. Peter Pan=Tom Cruise(?) 13. That's what she said. 14. That's what he said. 15. Do I really need to tell you guys again?

[gamingwonderboy]

"I have some unfinished business with this puppet" lol best line in the entire game!

[Loleifos]

When me and my mom saw the one with Auron, my mom said: "Who is that pedophile?" XD

[khlover001]

I'll Try it with Riku!

[angelicwolfify]

lolz x333

[AwesomeNinjaCow1]

"i have some unfinished business with this puppet" lol giggity

[300darkdragon]

@AwesomeNinjaCow1 whats giggity mean?

[AwesomeNinjaCow1]

@300darkdragon giggity is a word that quagmire from family guy uses a lot. I used that reference because i thought it would be funny :D

[300darkdragon]

@300darkdragon yeah what douse it mean?

[pennyjpie]

Sora: *panting* Phew...You're really good...!

XD That's my favorite part in the whole game. right next to Sora gropping Riku's ass.

[reddiamond29]

@pennyjpie When does Sora grope Riku? Must see!

[manga595]

@reddiamond29 I think its at the end of the game when Riku is weakened it looked like sora is touching rikus ass

[300darkdragon]

@manga595 i noticed that to XD

[NewtonSalem]

@pennyjpie when does sora grops riku's ass? *_*

[jazelluchiha]

@pennyjpie when does that happen!



[GemuKokoro7]

@pennyjpie which part is tthat? WHICH PART IS THAT????

[zezstyguys789]

@pennyjpie HEY didn't you make those perverted KH vids that made me laugh really hard and favorite instantly? If you are. You. Are. Epic. And you have a dirty mind. Like the rest of America! :D

[pennyjpie]

@zezstyguys789 lols Probably, thanks for that! XD

That's kinda how I found this vid from looking at the sugestions lols

[Odyniaful]

"I have some unfinished business with this puppet" bahahaha xD

[organizationxiii14]

"i have some unfinished business with this puppet" this has become an inside joke between me and my friend.

[LittleMajoKawaii]

Seriously these are what start all the yaoi stuff about Kingdom Hearts

[XYourBloodLust109X]

I just nearly pee'd myself laughing

[xguidroz1]

OMG I was laughing myself to death! Oh, does anyone know what tune that is in the beginning and the end?