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  • gay fucking movie gay shit

  • Part Indian Jones.. part Navy Seals.. part Sharktopus.. BUT ALL BALDWIN!

  • The Asylum???

  • This is the single greatest unintentional comedy of our time! the 'running scene' might actually cause cardiac arrest, it's so funny. If you think this film is good, you need to question why you are still breathing. It's beyond bad.... so far beyond that it is a work of genius.... you had to be trying to make something bad to actually make something that bad!

  • Ok, so it's an Indiana Jones rip off, with pointless sharks added in, set in Venice?

  • che vergona

  • OMG he was in the flinstons Las Vegas!

  • I just watched this tonight, if you want a laugh, seriously watch it! keep an eye out for captain bueno sera... captain goodnight, classic character name!!

  • SO sharks can roar now?!

  • I thought the Mafia boss guy looked like Jeff Lynn from ELO.  I kept name dropping ELO songs while I was watching with my family.

  • 0.49 why does he go 2D?

  • wow

    

  • WHERES FABIO WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!

  • 1:06 THIS is the movie's hero? Wow.

  • this looks like a smart movie

  • 0:55 is from the Italian job. Look it up.

  • Wow... People use time and money, working for hours a day, weeks away from their kids, wife and friends, really making an effort... FOR THIS?!?!?

  • whaat? its about sharks, then its a treasure hunt? :s

  • @callumandjackass i KNOW!! i was thinking "what does treasure have to do with sharks in Italy?"

  • Great White Shark in Gloucester Mass

  • it's ok, ezio will kill the shark

    

  • Im going to venice this summer ' = {

  • Ah, Venice.

  • mierda arruinaron venecia esta maldita pelicula retrasados subnormales imbeciles venecia es santa respetada por mi ya que en mi viaje estuvo muy chido mi estado y no hay nada de tiburonees

  • The only reason to watch this movie are few nice shots of the city.

    And, without the shark, the part of the plot of treasure hunt could be a decent movie.

  • Is that the villain from Die Hard?

  • Also there arent that many great whites in that part of the meditarian and venice is way too small for them they wouldnt even bother swimming down those narrow streets theyd get hurt and be caught very quickly if this happened but as i said it couldnt and wouldnt

  • Two reasons why sharks and any other sea animals dont go to venice one the acqua alta doesnt have enough salt the shark would get sick or even die and two there isnt enough big fish for it to stay or even want to go into venice and surely the danger of being hit by someone punting a gondola or cut to shreds by a speed boat means this can never happen ever

  • At the end Steven Baldwin converts the shark to Christianity.

  • I watched this because of Empire magazine

  • vanessa doesnt look like scarlett at all.

  • this film was the biggest load of crap I've ever seen

  • IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SHARKS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING VENICE

  • chissà cossa i gavarà dito i gondolieri, "ostrega, ghe xe un pessetto de quatro metri zò al fondo del canal, chissà cossa i gavarà dà de magnà ai sgombri perché i diventa cussì"

  • i watch this becoz i want to see wat does scarlett johansson sister look like !!her sister vanessa

  • wtf ...??????

  • Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???

    Why waste money producing that shit???

  • Most of the film reminds me of the Shark Attack (1999) movie. Did anyone find it weird that they don't even kill the sharks at the end of the film.

  • @Dlatsch1 you mean Deep Blue Sea? I haven't seen that yet, so I can't really say

  • @tommoore2012 No the ending of Shark in Veince is very similar to the ending of Shark Attack (1999); with the girl being capured by the villians and the main guy having to rescue her.

  • Вот это трэш!

  • After watching the trailer, my phone rang and a creepy voice told me that I was going to die in seven days.

  • @kirkyboipopoversion2 Did you?

  • Shark In Venice ? srsly ? ok now thats just dumb

  • i think after watching this trailer i got cancer

  • 'i'd never go to Venice if this happen to be a true story. Well...I don't have enough money to go there anyway :p

  • this too much....

  • Que asco, y de que se la dan estos!

  • I LIVE in Venice and the water is so polluted and low tha a shark would die immediately!

  • this films is terribly bad

    

  • Ahahahahah!

  • there is only ONE shark movie on this planet and it's called "JAWS"

  • reasons why this film is terrible (SPOILERS):

    1. The shark bites off Baldwin's leg, it grows back. Either there is terrible continuity or Italian hospitals are miracle workers.

    2. Sharks cannot survive the polluted waters of Venice.

    3. The villain puts sharks in the water so that people don't go diving and find his treasure. This a) seriously hinders his own workers b) is stupid since people don't dive in the polluted water anyway.

    4. The two main leads, lecturers, are experts with firearms.

  • @BeholdtheNightmare2 These could also be reasons why this movie is awesome.

    @everyonelse Haven't laughed this much at a bad movie since Snakes on a Plane. You should all see it.

  • @emustick but someone even says at the beginning of the trailer that Baldrick's dad was found in a restricted area! There was no need to put sharks in an area that's restricted to the public!

  • lol on wikipedia it says "The film was shot on location in Bulgaria."

  • lol 1:06

  • It looks like INDIANA JAWS!

  • @spidey513 your right dude. hahaha.

  • thats gory for a trailer...

  • @shethatsme i completely agree.

  • hahaha fail

  • i'm sure stephen baldwin knew this would be a horrible film, hes not insane as far as we know

  • this movie sucks

    Sharks in Venice

  • Restore stephen baldwin shitty acting!

  • not sure whats better, this or the usual suspects...

  • lol nuff said

  • Even killer sharks cannot deny their romantic side, and enjoy Venice.

  • best movie eva made, baldwin shud hav got an oscar!!

  • Is this real or a joke? This can't be a real movie. HA

  • is it a megalodon??

  • WORST MOVIE EVER MADE

  • @usaasu1986 Look out for Megalodon I think its worse!

  • @spidey513 ohh that movie is incredibly shitty

  • I moved to dubai a year ago and this movie was in the cinemas here shortly after my move. Since I was bored I was going to the cinema quite often and after watching most the movies I decided to go and watch this... I have never seen a movie as bad as this! It was so bad that I left half way through because I couldn't take it any longer. This was the first and only time I walked out of a movie so to anyone who is thinking to watch this... DONT! Stephen Baldwin is the worst actor ever!!!

  • Will Stephen Baldwin ever make a decent movie?

  • seems like ur an movievirgin. Ever heard of The Usual Suspects? ....

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  • I guess that should have been more clearly stated. Will Stephen Baldwin ever make a decent movie again?

  • This film looks like Cheedar...... cheeeeeesy! I wanna see it though, the cheeser the better!

  • ma che cazo ve sio bevui?

  • Steephen BAAAAAAAAAAALWIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • pissed my self laughign wathcignthis film , deffantly a film for a rainy day

    .... and remebr there are no sharks in venice! ( shift eyes )

  • Stephen Baldwin deserved an ocscar for this film.......nah nah i joke he deserved a slap in the face!

  • if you have that much time to waste, watch this.

  • like you apperently

  • i did have the time, but the thing is i neva new that this is so rubbish. now i no it and i dont want others to be in the same position lyk me.

  • I'm pretty proud of the movies I've done. Small role in "Pure Sex, Simple Minds" and small, but decent pre-internet proliferation films. The ones I'm working on now aren't so shabby. I'm mostly a musician, but whatever my occupation, that shouldn't matter in terms of invalidating my (or anyone else's) critique of a movie or a performer's work. Your statement was a bad guess and left you wide open to pointing out your ignorance, not to mention your bad spelling and lack of punctuation, you MORON!

  • It looks good on the trailer!!!!!

  • once you have watched it you will notice that you forgot to add the word 'only' at the end.

  • @Danzo2005 if u like ridiculous movies like this you should try watching Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. its just as hilarious.

  • *looks outside plane window* oh shit!

    best. movie.ever :P

    chalupas

  • are they serious???????????

  • this made no sense was it about people in underground tombs like freakin indiana jones or sharks?

  • Love the bit at 1:19 when it comes up and grabs the boat, and the people in the street are just walking by as if nothing happened.

  • @Futur3B0x1ngL3g3nd

    indeed thats very bad thing by the reggiseurs:P

  • @Futur3B0x1ngL3g3nd all in all, gondola riding costs too much these days. it was about time something taught them a lesson - but the tourist don't know about the sequel: Shark in Venice 2. A boatman will suit the shark for damaging his gondola. And the Penal Court of Mestre will sentence it to 10 years in the Italian prisons - overcrowded, filthy and above all: too dry.

  • im a sucker for shark movies. i thiunk i'm gonna have to go rent this.

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  • lol.

    this movie must have cost 10 bucks to make.

  • sharks in Venice...who would have thought of that...

  • I saw it. Among the worst I've ever seen. So bad it WAS good. Watched the whole thing. Got more laughs than I would have with who's line.

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  • He is no Alec.

  • YES! I watched this film as part of my Saturday "Bad Movie Night" and it sure did qualify as a bad movie! I love how the shark clips looked like they took them from National Geographic or something and put them into the film....hahaha

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  • this movie is one of the worst ive seen in the cinema.

    is it a joke

  • You can't beat 'retard' Baldwin for naff movies. :)

  • don't say that. Stephen did his best, and it's better than you'll ever do. Know why? cause he's a GENIUS.

  • LOL. I'm going to Venice in a week for the fisrt time so watched this film. Had gorgeous shots of the city but the film is without a doubt the worst I've ever seen. It's ridiculous. Why no one ever stopped the director is beyond me

  • Easy. Executives know so-bad-it's-good is profitable.

  • LOL, but it's not good... at all. It's not profitable. Would never ever recommend this film to anyone. Bad directing, bad acting and very bad storyline.

  • i like shark movies,but this is not great movie..shit

  • Lol! I remember working for the film distributor when this was being readied for DVD release. It was the joke of the office!!!

  • i enjoyed this film it was gd :)

  • your kidding rit?

  • Why cant they just make the shark the Megladon (biggest shark ever) instead of the same old great white.

  • agreed. I hate that they canceled production of Megladon!!!!!

  • Stupid ass shit.

  • Plain ridiculous.

  • This will make The Godfather look like Snakes on a Plane.

  • good or bad but i love sharks movies

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  • flipas como esta el patio,compadre

  • more mindless hollywood drivel for the masses...

  • I love how it's trying to be a good movie.

  • blu water in Venice ???

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    gigi

    from Venice ^^

  • looooooooooooool

  • no si viendo que es el del baldwin menos conocido ya me imaginaba cómo iba a ser... rula por ai otra peli suya que es canela fina.

  • Seguro que es mejor que la de dragon ball

  • Yo que estaba a punto de postear que esta debe ser la pelicula más mala de la historia, pero la verdad la razón la tienes tu XD

  • Best movie in history

  • nose si sera una broma o no, porq sera por peliculas igual d malas o peores q esta

  • El otro dia la echaron en Cuatro a la hora de la sobremesa: Tiburones blancos, Venecia, mafia y los Medicci todo junto en un amasijo...imaginaos

  • PERO que mierda es esta locoo

  • ¿Y cuando Pirañas en Cercedilla?

  • fake

  • maten a todos lops putos gringos por favor

  • mas bien tiene toda la pinta de fake, las escenas que salen el tiburón estan mal hechos de la ostia.

  • Por fin alguien hace una peli original y atrevida.

  • la proxima tiburon en el sahara

  • para cuando la segunda parte XD.

  • jajajaja tiene que ser 1 broma,no? xD

  • no entiendo que tienes que consumir para decir ..... aaah por que no una de un tiburon en venecia

  • pastel

  • CHUUUUUUUUUURROOOOOOO!!

  • mala mala mala no: lo siguiente.

  • dios mio de mi vida que bosta!!!

  • vaya pegote

  • pestiñito de "peli" pq no creo q tengan huevos pa sacrla en los cines...

  • Best movie ever

  • es esto de broma. ??

    is that a joke?

  • joder que cutre cof cof xD

  • jajaja a mi me gustan mucho ese tipo de peliculas, son muy buenas cuando un domingo estas crudo y no quieres saber nada de la vida y el mundo.

  • Minuto 1:06!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • xD tienes razon en el 00:51 es el momento cumbre de los efectos especiales! xD

  • por cierto, no menos llamativa es la portada de la pelicula, estuve como q 1 minuto preguntandome si la gente realmente se gana la vida con eso

  • oh dios! estamos en crisis mundial y esa empresa puede hacer semejante MIERDA! hay que exarle cojones para ponerse detras de las camaras y dirigir eso, no se que tiene más mérito.

  • Oh dios... me pregunto, cuanod ven el RESULTADO FINAL que s eles pasa por la cabeza?M :S

  • jajajajajaja k puntazo el tiburon k en una toma media de 6 a 8 metros y en la siguiente se le ve qe mide de 2 a 4 metros xDD esta es la tipica peli k ves kuando no tienes nada mejor k acer... y aun asi te duermes para no verla

  • 00:51 LAMENTABLE

  • pelicula podrida de sobremesa

  • que pedazo de mierda

  • creo q los efectos son los peores que he visto en mucho tiempo

  • vaya bodrio!!!

  • Menuda mierdaca de peli!! En serio hay algún productor en sus putos cabales que al leer el guión de esta soberana basura diga "genial!! hagamosla!!"??. En serio, yo soy productor y me viene un notas con esta mierda debajo del brazo y de la patada que le pego en la sién lo mato pa siempre.

  • yo no me lo creo, parece una pelicula

  • estaba yo en vigo el otro dia de resacon... domingo! y en la unica canal del hostal ke funcionaba en la TV estavab hechando esta peli!!! hay ke joderse ! XDDD

  • esta la vi yo el otro día en la sexta o en cuatro jaja es una puta mierda

  • Si la hubieran hecho en blanco y negro, sería un exito. XD

  • Quien produce esto??? Que compañia la distribuye???? Que me den su nombre porque conozco a cierta gente, de seis años, que con un presupuesto menor, hace algo mas digno...

    Aunque ntengo mis sospechas de que o esto es una tomadura de pelo o realmente a los guinistas, al director y a departamenyo de efctos especiales se les ha ido la mano un "poquito" con la cocaina... Espero ademas que no haya recibido subvencion de la Union europea... Clama al cielo, en fin...

  • Es una productora de Hollywood que está especializada en películas de serie B para estrenar directamente en videoclubs, destacan sobre todo sobre sus "versiones - parodias" de películas taquilleras recién estrenadas haciendo mínimos cambios al nombre... como para que cuele

  • Maaaaadre mia del amor hermoso, que miedo de peli xDDD

  • Los efestos son por ordeñador, no?

  • en realidad no yo estaba contratado de extra y usaron un tiburon de goma robot ... y el tio de la patera se dio una ostia con los colmillos de goma k flipas xaval¡¡¡¡

  • Las escenas del tiburón, son refritos de documentales de la 2

  • joder el momento 0:51 es todo un derroche de dinero en efectos especiales

  • loooooooool

  • esos efectos especiales, sólo una palabra: CA-LI-DAD jajajajajajajajaj

  • VALLA PUTA MIERDA DE PELICULA