ewww... you're a man and acting like a woman... you have a penis and act like you don't.... go fix a car and quit acting like a woman.... omg this is the grossest thing on youtube.... it's great to be a man and you're ruining it
Does the built-in dildo have to be light blue? I'm only asking coz I've got a "second user" blow-up doll that sounds like it might fit the bill, which I could mail to you for a very reasonable price. The only thing is, the attached dildo is a brownish purple colour...
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
I'm like a yeast infection, hoe; i'll get you good!
niaBxoxo 1 week ago
SUBSCRIBE.
MDanggee 1 week ago
@heterogeneoushuman suck my dick. (((;
ivystone9893 1 month ago
I love penis *creepy tongue flick* xD
Dayana517Cuban 1 month ago
when you go use a public restroom do you go in the girls bathroom or guys..?? o.O curious
Dayana517Cuban 1 month ago
ewww... you're a man and acting like a woman... you have a penis and act like you don't.... go fix a car and quit acting like a woman.... omg this is the grossest thing on youtube.... it's great to be a man and you're ruining it
bsmbprospecting40 1 month ago
@bsmbprospecting40 You're a fucking idiot. EAT MY METAPHORICAL PUSSY HOE.
dannyjpacheco 2 weeks ago
@bsmbprospecting40 nobody askd u to watch the video!
mrslukebilykforever 2 weeks ago
omg LMFAO <3 penis
plug145 1 month ago
"Hi it's johnnyboy, do u want my pussy? well i don't have a pussy but do you want whatever's down there." LOL xxx
elisec790 3 months ago 2
@ johnnyboyxo every time i watch your video they always make me smile keep up the great work!
diver1987 3 months ago
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Johnny Boy
You have been judged and found
Unworthy of the title HUMAN.
There for we the Heterogeneous
Incorporation here by order you to
Report to the nearest Human reclamations
And recycling center you have
24 hours from now
heterogeneoushuman 3 months ago
Haha! Fearless.
ZaneOneTwo 3 months ago
llama porn....yup, I am sooooo using that one at school tomorrow.
cicadasXangelus 5 months ago
do you always dress up like that? like a woman or do you take your days off? oh and fucking hillarious video!
milkwetcookies 5 months ago
PEEEEENISSSSS lmaooooooooooo
BabyAshtonx 6 months ago 3
In 30 years this guy is going to look back at these videos and freak even himself out! Some people just don't grow up.
jwilliams0408 6 months ago
2:27 whatcha got behind ya there Johnnyboy???(;
Emobabe3456 7 months ago
@Emobabe3456 lol, Thats Britney Spears' perfume poster........
ljclover 5 months ago
did anyone else notice the hallelujah during the mentioning of penis and chicken? lol.
Rinsuki 7 months ago 21
im13 ..... you are the funniest girl ever!! i love you!!
pinkgirl1205 7 months ago 2
I googled lama porn......
21silverdiamonds 7 months ago
"OH!!! & Blow up dolls with 12 inch light blue dildos... Ima google that" Lmaoooo♥
MrStevebenson131 7 months ago
PEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! lmfao
GodRealm13 7 months ago
Ur funni as hell and u look pretty
lesleycastro1 7 months ago
lmfao 0:26 - 0:34 hahaha out of nowhere lmafaoooo
butterskullz 8 months ago 2
Takin shts in Kfc lmfao funny as hell
jaysan200 8 months ago
"ooh, im turned on now....PENNNNNNIIIIIIIS." <333333333
gothiccowgirl07 8 months ago
the tongue action was hilarious
cloetv12345 8 months ago
chicken penis penis chicken ohh wat else to i like i think that's it lol
jaswer34 8 months ago
Penis and Chicken, aye! hahaahaha!
brazlovzya88 8 months ago
llamma porn lol XD
themagicalpony1234 8 months ago
Courage goes Trans>Gay>Straightt =)
FalseProphet501 8 months ago
Don't fuck with a tranny, indeed! :D <3 Loovee thiis.
SayumiUchiha 8 months ago
lmao omg u need to be my friend! u are too funnyy!!
BrittanyNoelle321 8 months ago
what if they made chicken flavored condoms &'peines flavored chicken ???... hmmm lolz(:
jackie6506 8 months ago 26
wtf is that sound that your making with your mouth supposed to be
IceriaDK79 8 months ago
1:38-1;50 o like died laughing!!!
MeJasminesmith 9 months ago
Google Meh Baby U Betta Ask SomBody Lol,
U Want Mi Pussy Well I Dont Have One Lol Fuckinqq Luve This Shidd
5starrchickyahh 9 months ago
"Chicken, Penis. Penis, Chicken. That's pretty much it" LMFAOO.
JanessaAppleSauce 9 months ago
gosh; i love you!
shaniceandlexi11 9 months ago
Johnny boy is beast!!
12lmora 9 months ago
ur voice is so annoying :(
iAlexaany88 9 months ago
ROFL Chicken and Penis.
bassmzero 10 months ago
I LOVE YOU!
ladedacupcakes 10 months ago
when she said p3nis, its sounded like a boy! :D O-o
Immabeaver6 10 months ago
peeeeeennnnnnnnisssss XD
jamiemattox123 10 months ago
so ghetto gurrrlll
VivalaJulia12 10 months ago
OMG I'M A TRANNY TOO ! I hate commercials;p .
AshleySandraHolmes 10 months ago
hahaha
TheEculp 10 months ago
"llama porn".
x'D
RMForever29 10 months ago
i love penis to johnny penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis sorry sexualy frustrated
brianpcombss1 10 months ago
lmao you remind me so much of my girlfriend:)
your so fricken hott and hillarious! Great combo;)
xoxo
<3
SpecialKisses99 10 months ago
irishfitzy22 whats rocken
martinb21able 11 months ago
what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
martinb21able 11 months ago
you are so fuck'n hot
irishfitzy22 11 months ago
Dont Fuck With The Tranny.
Nancycutie004 11 months ago 3
the worst part of this video is 3:40
Nancycutie004 11 months ago 3
wow..... battleshits, trannys, this sluts a slut.
deejaylovesskating 11 months ago
haha Battle shits! :)
cuteapple616 1 year ago
I love penis too it's great :)
redqueen41 1 year ago
@redqueen41 me too its so fantastic to be riding it like a bitch :D oh yh ride that pony >.> lmao i love diicckkk :D woop yay for penis :D
jamiemattox123 10 months ago
oh yeah i just went there chris brown! aha
pyro666maggot 1 year ago
lol he forgot lama porn lol love u jonnyboy wish i was as sexy as u
MorganAGrange 1 year ago
So do you want whatever's down there??! ROTFL!!!! I LOVE JB SOOOOOO MUCH!!
MaraJadeZX 1 year ago
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I feel really sorry 4 u. U look like a piece of crap.
raerizzy696 1 year ago
@raerizzy696 johnnyboyxo is sexy you must be real blind honey
kumrsito 1 year ago
lol XD i just love the way you love chicken penis and... well like u said thats pretty much it :D lol love you jonnyboy!
NintendoDimension 1 year ago
Battleshits? Omfg, I wanna play!:D
xXVictoria13Xx 1 year ago
serisoly, if u hate comercials so mutch thn y r u a youtube partner thats praticay advertising on ur videos :L HIPACRYTICAL MUTCH??
Ibitetings 1 year ago
@Ibitetings when you get partnered your forced to advertise, its not even a choice, youtube is fucked up that way
NintendoDimension 1 year ago
you are gorg !
spearlsss 1 year ago
how annoying is it to listen to you put on a fake ass voice.
IcomeINpeaceisim 1 year ago
LAMA PORN!!
gazefan16 1 year ago
Yes i want whatevers down there
joshrb2469 1 year ago
"no! what would make me smile is if i cut you! and i get to suck your penis" XD priceless.
iluvdeideikun 1 year ago
voice is fucking creepy
FigarollaAbusiva 1 year ago
WTF?
Frankensnizzle 1 year ago
i love u!~~!!
naimbinahmad 1 year ago
EXCUSE ME, WHILE I THROW-UP.......
beloit22 1 year ago
50 people dont like Chicken and Penis, lol
princessfabulous1 1 year ago
i love those nails gurrrl <3
darcy928 1 year ago
50 people missed the "Like" button. >;(
lilibug59 1 year ago
" I Take Alot Of Pride In My Battle Shits" LMAO
loveistheanswer123 1 year ago
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" I Take Alot Of Pride In My Battle Shita " LMAO
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loveistheanswer123 1 year ago
"llama porn" ssssssssssoooooooooooooo funny. keep it up jb. you crazy mo fo
jaybird53927 1 year ago
your a better women chris crocker lol :D but funnier !!
Tabbiebabii54 1 year ago
peniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis lmfao
CheerBoyX1 1 year ago
1:35-1:57 XDDDDDDDDD
VJSpaceCowboy 1 year ago 4
chicken penis penis chicken lmfao xD
MaddyPie11 1 year ago
sooo i goggled lama porn...i didn't think it was real.. then i saw a she-male and it remind of me you ^-^ but your way better looking than she was.
nightmarelane19 1 year ago
PEEEEENNNNIIISSSSSSS ! :D hahah *.<3
leslielarranaga 1 year ago
i seriously love you! :) i laughed out loud like 5000 times during this video :) <3
daniifussell 1 year ago
sexy
stevencortez444 1 year ago
Your soo funny I love youuu (: battle shits .. Haha
Jahia07 1 year ago
"mmm.... i have to fart" lmfao
yoface459 1 year ago
'I'm like a yeast infection ho, Imma get u good! "
XD
Johnny Boy u are just so fukin HILARIOUS!
:L
itsgagafan123 1 year ago 83
are you really a tranny cause i think your sexy but im scared cause i dont know
miroku2473 1 year ago
jlovemac1 is soo lik you
100truesmile 1 year ago
what bathroom do you go to?.. im just curious
unscenebitch 1 year ago
lmfao
blow up dolls with 12 inch blue dildos lol
MzBiEbErz16 1 year ago
dont fuck wid a tranny. LMFAO
rawrarwrladybug 1 year ago
I.fucking.love you lmfao omg omg omg... I can't breathe... BITCH if I die laughing cause of your crazy ass imma haunt you like no other!!!!
TheDCAngel333 1 year ago
They have KFC commercials on all the time where i am xD
RisseFallenNicht 1 year ago
he is WAY prettier than chris crocker, and funnier!
CSIfan247 1 year ago
....We got a problem now, expect a video soon fool.
AntiTrannyLeague 1 year ago
penis is yummy.
thenewkeg10609 1 year ago
once again u kant prove shit
TheJgntv 1 year ago
"Oh, And Blow Up Dolls With Built-In 12-Inch Light Blue Dildos.
That Sounds Sexy. Ima Google That."
hahha You're So Funny x)
xpartyxboix 1 year ago
i hate those too
kayla123dog 1 year ago
Your Fucken Hillarious and really pretty
jjkkll99mm 1 year ago
xD
A T.V. droppin' from the sky sayin "JohnnyBoy, try our new snack wrap!"
iPrincessTheRipper 1 year ago 26
You're too precious~
SanguilucOthilruis 1 year ago
omg you're a riot! And I mean that in a good way. Thanks for the laughs.
SuthernScott 1 year ago
1:39 - 2:00 LOL!!
charmandersayzrawrr 1 year ago
this was SOOO funny <3
xoxo
Alyx
AlyxJW 1 year ago
Does the built-in dildo have to be light blue? I'm only asking coz I've got a "second user" blow-up doll that sounds like it might fit the bill, which I could mail to you for a very reasonable price. The only thing is, the attached dildo is a brownish purple colour...
MysticalElephant 1 year ago
LOL
raymo0510 1 year ago
lol y u so funny well actually i think we all no y
greybnice5 1 year ago
Johnny also like Golden Girls and Ranch Dressing!
RexyBX 1 year ago
commercials suck....i love u Johnny Boy<3
jenny234720 1 year ago
I love you . . .You know if I were a guy . . .
CharityxKilo 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU JOHNY!
winkonetwoclick 2 years ago
is this guy serious?
Talisman209 2 years ago
commercials suck!! i loved ur penis song!
7puffy90 2 years ago
LOOOL haha thats funny! xD
i hate commercials too
iJosepheen 2 years ago
...ima google that... LMAO! girl you a trip
ricknasty06 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD :D
alissadawn123 2 years ago
OMFG THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL! XD
BabydollJaeJae09 2 years ago
hi...im johnnyboy...want mah pusseh?....well, i dont have one...so do you want whats down there???
ChocolateBunnies44 2 years ago
"i have to fart"
idano69 2 years ago
ok johnny you really need to quite acting so bitchy on all your vids. be yourself and all but don't be a bitch. no affence
eyelovemypianogirl 2 years ago
llamas has 2 ls in it llama no lama
claycas92 2 years ago
i hate those adds on youtube right once you full screen they pop up god...so annoying
claycas92 2 years ago
lol u sound like a mom threatening your child.
AngelicAcid453 2 years ago
This is his funniest video, how does it only have 42K views?
SooperNovak 2 years ago
I have to fart
yoface459 2 years ago
hahhaha kfc
hugznotdrugs2 2 years ago
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iluvmattbomer 2 years ago
its a band i guess
it says "love at first listen"
VJSpaceCowboy 2 years ago
BATTLESHITS!
XD
jlhplaysbass 2 years ago
omg ily ur sooo cool :)
bubblybrown08 2 years ago
I wonder does Shane Dawson create his character Shanay nay off of him.
MonaeJohnson 2 years ago
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is this a chris crocker wannabe??
i cant even figure out if your a guy or a girl
isamrulz 2 years ago
@isamrulz Its a guy.
lbeans69 2 years ago
"what else do i like? chicken..penis...no thats pretty much it" xD
bloodkish9 2 years ago 69
a giant TV while im on the toilet adverisin bout some snack wrap and im in here goin diarrea kuz of the shit. SOO FUNNY
yoface459 2 years ago
@yoface459 Battle shit!
yoface459 2 years ago
DONT FUCK WIT A TRANNY! LOL
hbkfangirl13 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LeighbyTM 2 years ago
you are freaking funny
carleelovescomedy 2 years ago
lol u funny as shit
vampsandmetsrule 2 years ago
Im the cook at KFC :D
6sheldon 2 years ago
fuck these hater shyt! you legit!
lovemetroretro 2 years ago
Go penis!
Chickenpenis?
BitLord 2 years ago
google me honey, you betta ask somebody! lol
loveashley213 2 years ago
fake ass chris crocker
LlCoolDx 2 years ago
LoL, this is one of my favorite videos. Ty for uploading. ^.^
Now, about this llama porn.....
fatjuicy 2 years ago 2
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Chris Crocker no. 2
0MadeleineMcCann0 2 years ago
and what if that actually was Chris Crocker? he has like the same face and voice.
HenryGoodGrief 2 years ago
lol, battleshits
Jamiegirl1315 2 years ago
lmao....ahh penis and chicken- the two best things in the world
dandotcom1989 2 years ago 2
and get beat up like rihanna lmao i love chris brown!!
powerpuffgirl0410 2 years ago
Funnier than Chris Crocker, that's all am sayin!
windchimex 2 years ago 3
fuck you are my new hero..i have total respect for you...100 stars if i could...i love you.. :D
Vempyra6Demon 2 years ago
You're funny!
Lisa13245 2 years ago
;;random;; I wanna see you in boy clothes.. haha.. (end of random)
Hahahhahh @ 0:24
You're awesome, Johnny.
rLmN218 2 years ago
3:27 hahaha
nickd0301 2 years ago
i wonder if she/he uses the mens or girls bathroom
nickd0301 2 years ago
He looks and acts so much like Chris Crocker. It's super funny tho =D.
KUAXAM 2 years ago 19
@KUAXAM Hell, I Love both of them!!
charmandersayzrawrr 1 year ago
@KUAXAM no johnnyboy is a ghetto kfc loving tampon stealing tranny. chris crocker, is just...chris crocker.
Dude0096 1 year ago
@Dude0096 johnnyboy is wayyyyyyyy better then chris crocker lol
fredluver12 1 year ago
@KUAXAM yeah but hes way prettier and not a prick like chris crocker lmfao
fredluver12 1 year ago
totally agree
FUCK YAH! llama pporn is fucking HILAROUS
taylorsgurlforlife 2 years ago