Bathroom Etiquette

[ZifferStar]

I am on to be no hands and run right up nest to u because I'm that amazing and deturmend to creep u out. you got to go you got to go! Like other crapy bathrooms theirs holes and everyone can see if your playing with it so I take my time and rub it after running up next to you to be a "no hander" as you put it. arn't I amazing?

[kotosqopos]

1. If I have to pee I just pee.

2. Guys having sex in a bathroom just happens in porn movies.

3. You guys waste too much water and bath towel.

4. "No hander tecnic" I mean .. are you serious? If that ever happened to you I would be worried about he does it not about which urinal choose.

Bathroom Etiquette is just crap !!

[FLguyGB]

@kotosqopos You've obviously never been in a gloryhole-equipped men's room.

[kotosqopos]

@FLguyGB I don't even know if I do, 'cause I go to a bathroom without feeling "intimidated" as people is saying here .. it's surely because of some gay feelings and gay fears like you're going to get violated in a bathroom .. C'MON!!

[philiphuynh]

I've never seen the no hander..

[philiphuynh]

Don't you hate it when there's like 9 stalls open and the guy walks up right next to you

[MrJoshuamt90]

this video is a copy of another video

[TheSecretHarp]

Thanks for Bastardizing Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No.4.

[irishdude69]

i hate it when some guys use the urinal with their pants and underwear down to their ankles (facepalm)

[MrsChickyMicky]

Why am i watching this... Im a girl...

[wil48823]

Exactly what myths were debunked here?

[tigjk]

what a waste of time...

[kelseybr0]

Omfg lol

[discoverwhaturmissin]

one of our games is to get a few friends and do a str8 line version of a circle jerk

[jamiedoveAC]

i dont no y im here i was watchin greatest freak out and wat was with the 1min silence at end?

[wilmun1411]

@SuperGanggirl jajajajaja que risa parce con ud jajaja



[waterberes40XL]

how did i get here from naruto??????????

[MDkid1]

Heres a wonder....go use a toilet to piss!

[mickbummhole]

i wood whip it out and piss all over the place lol

[dwoodall1000]

I love public bathroom urinals

[FreeBlago1]

If you have to make a doodie, take the stall closest to the door. It's always the cleanest as everyone goes to the furthest stall.

[MollyLou2dog]

@FreeBlago1 What's a doodie?

[weeely100]

i be the crazy girl who thought this was intresting (i will never remind dad to put the seat down again... i will just leave a note) o3o

[rider012]

There's this men's room that I go to that I notice has peep holes in the booths so guys can watch other guys piss. So, I like to give them a real show when I piss. Like lingering at the urnal after pissing and rubbing my dick and balls. Then slowly buttoning my pants up.

[illihh]

@rider012 actually, those "peep holes" are more known under "glory holes" the main usage of those holes is, that you got the option of holding your dick through that hole, so the guy in the booth next to yours can give you a blowjob ;)

but some are satisfied enough by just watching

[rider012]

@illihh Yes, I'm famailar with "glory holes" and even used some on occasion to get blow jobs. 

[bebillytween]

@rider012 nice! I'm one of the guys who would enjoy watching that! hot!

[FLguyGB]

@rider012 You sir, are a hero and a gentleman.

[MintKurotaki]

Why am I watching this?

I'm a girl.

Oh well.

[FreeBlago1]

@jonteves Was that meant to be an insult? I see nothing wrong with gays, as I have I already pointed out. I actually WISH I were bi-sexual. Then I wouldn't have to cut out half the population. Sigh.

[shadhom]

The most important thing to do is get to any urinal before you urinate on yourself, who cares about who's in what position at any urinal, thats absolutely stupid. Two more things is after one washes their hands if possible, turn the water off with a paper towel in your hand or even a piece of your clothing over the off/on controller. At the door knob use something because a high percentage of individuals when opening the door have never washed their hands after using the bath room period.

[TheJonBola]

how much did they drink!!???!

[imrockinthemskinnies]

Ok well this is dumb as absolute, and he says that if the urinals are all taken or messed up and shit, and says to go to another bathroom. That's when u jus walk in a stall, like for reall

[PacMan0Ghost]

3:15 who the fuck does that in public bathrooms!!!??? PLUS HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE FROM WATCHING GAMING VIDEOS?!

[plasmatv]

Never start a conversion at the urinal or ATM's with total strangers.

As for "the no-handers". some guyz get erect, when they need to piss. If u r erect, then it would be superfluous to use your hand to hold your schwantz.

[liveloud666]

I give a fuck! Wtf is this dumb shit ? whip it out and piss! and if ive been drinking....fuck everyone around me cause i gotta piss fool!! This video is for retards or homophobes

[dulaj3030]

@liveloud666 man i think it fucking carzy to

[6918xxx]

there is one kid at my school & HE IS DISGUSTING!!!!

he goes in the stall & then guess what?! he leaves & both me & my friend saw him do this while the toilet was flushing he put his finger in the tiolet & then in his mouth no trolling my school is for autistic kids (Spectrum acadamey) but keep in mind this kid is NOT!!! & he picks on the non-verbal kid JUST CUS JORDAN WHITING IS AUTISTIC DOES NOT MEAN HE GETS TO DO THAT!!!!!!! thumbs up if you hate him already and/or you think thats disgusting

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

This is FUCKING BULL-SHIT, My work has 2 urinals, & 1 toilet. I like using the stall better, but if it's in use, then I choose one of the urinal's.

[papoocanada]

except that he talks about "bathroom" which is ridiculous, no one takes a bath in there. Its a toilet.

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@papoocanada I think he's talking about how to pee if the toilet is taken.

[7777Mushroom]

Hey guys can I drink yur piss?

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@7777Mushroom STHU

[mimana2]

How pathetic, urinating is so humanwho cares how or who is next. Fear....just fear....

[TheAikidoBush]

Why? 

[samiamred]

why can't you just use an empty stall....lol when urinals are full just use the toilet:s

[TheDylanDynamite]

Your just making easy things way harder than they have to be.

[SnuggleBear1970]

Stand up urinals are the worst! Back splash no matter where you point Mr. Happy.

[4ingP]

@iGinaCristina Why would panty color matter?

[8285878984]

thank GOD you actually told them to wash there hands :D you are genius!!

[AdrianShephard]

I'm 11 what is this?

[geminiboy81]

no one follows these rules esp every batrhoorm ive been in an most there are guys usually peeking as wel to see what the other one has..lol esp at the batrooms in airports..lol

[12345beep1]

Lol

[SweetNikki151]

i after e accept after c....perceived dude not percieved

[LexusFitch]

lol well this was enlightening. I didn't know about the gree hand thing :p

[FreeBlago1]

Urinals, and especially stalls, always choose the one closest to the door, it's always the cleanest. Everyone goes to the far away toilets.

[FreeBlago1]

Dude at 1:21 is making love to the urinal. I always back up, even with the risk of a pole smoker glancing at my meat. Worth the trade off. Who wants piss backsplash??

[FreeBlago1]

What kind of straight man would hate gay dudes?? I am straight and love em!! More chicks for us. Ever walk into a bar, and it's a "cock farm?" Ruins your night with all that cock.......well, without the gays, you can add another 15% cock to that bar. No thanks. Long live the gays!!!

[orrie10]

@FreeBlago1 Just accept the fact that you can't get any girls...

[TheGomesfer]

@FreeBlago1 You are a real STRAIGHT MAN !!! That is for sure. lol

[jonteves]

@FreeBlago1 who are u convincing that ur straight? US or YOURSELF?

[OriolPla]

@FreeBlago1 Smart guy!!!

[kusuyMontreal]

@FreeBlago1 smart guy , love you¡¡¡¡

[illihh]

@FreeBlago1

thanks =)

I got one point on top of that: from my personal experience at the men's room (not situated in a gay bar/cruising point) is, that it are the straight guys, which peep at your cock and covering theirs as good as possible to compare the size; at least I think that's why they're watching...

otherwise I can't imagine any other reason

[zachtzeke]

@FreeBlago1 Ok well your gay for saying cock 3 times for no goddamn reason.

[shawncarter10]

There are so many fuck ups in this video i dont even want to delve into it. waste of my time

[boomboompow1218]

I would just wait in line

[barnesj89]

anything after scenario #3 is to not use a urinal and to use the stalls. Always leave a toilet in the middle unless it's so crowded there is no other choice.

[SinceretheGhost]

What about the stall?



[welton293]

woah! at 2.28.hahaha :DD

[TheElectrifyingMoet]

this mustve been some school project

[Ymongoose]

so sloooooow abd boring

[jasanpahaf]

U wash your hands?

[8285878984]

@jasanpahaf you don't? @___@ eeeeeew i hope you use disinfectant for pete's sake.... >.>

[muselover72]

so i was taking a piss and this black dude breaks the urinal code and uses the one adjacent to me...i ignored it.i noticed odd head movements(looking towards my junk)....i ignored it.then i notice odd hand movements -_____- it cant be.i turn my head FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP! CHHRIST MAN!!!

[Avadakedavra989]

Lol, what if you have to take a dump?

[3FromTheOutside]

This whole etiquette bullshit is such unnecessary none sense homophobic crap!

[barnesj89]

@3FromTheOutside no its not dude, you must be gay.

[3FromTheOutside]

@barnesj89 You must be a homophobic bigot responding by saying that! Thanks for making my point for me Dude.

[barnesj89]

@3FromTheOutside dude i'm really not homophobic but, there really is an unspoken etiquette to create privacy. i don't really care if you're gay but if a dude starts lookin at my shit while im pissin, he should be prepared to leave with fewer teeth than when he came in. if you walked into a girls bathroom and did that, it would be perfectly okay for them to slap you, its the same principle.

[orrie10]

@3FromTheOutside And we care about your opinion whyy? You call it homophobic (idiot).. I call it the way of life and I move on. Seems to me, you want to spend all day in the men's restroom.

You walk in -> Pick your urinal (one space in between) - Relieve yourself - Wash your hands -> leave

[rodentcafeteria]

I never wash my hands after leaving the urinal. That way, I can walk around pretending to rub my face when I'm actually smelling my dick. mmmmmm!! Dick.

[BretWinters]

or you could wash your hands on the door handle like everyone else. It'd save all that paper. Was that 4 towels he used? Gobshite

[asutoss]

This was hilarious.... and so true!!!!!! LOL

[weatherboi]

The "no hander" is for guys who are circumcized. Also who cares if someone is a no hander or what spot they are using. Most guys just go in and do their business and leave. And now, U don't see too see many washrooms without dividers between the urinals.

[peefreak1]

If the world called for this "Urinal ettiquette" shit, they wouldn't have put that many urinals in the bathroom.

[merrow79]

who cares! If you're self confident and sure of your sexuality it shouldn't really matter and fuck privacy, you're in a public restroom for God's sake!

[ReflexGrizz]

What if u got a small wee wee and dont wanna take the chance at getting laughed at?! Lol jk but it would be funny

[mrau1231]

or i can just suck the guys dick

[maleriethomas]

@mrau1231 LOL

[ClaudiusR1]

...Or use the damn toilet and avoid all this "complex" nonsense....

[darbimmergirl123]

if I ever grow a dick this will be useful ;)

[Bobbipens]

This is the stupidest video on YouTube

[foronesosmall]

For all the women ou there. Sit down at all times! Thanks :)

[toaster467]

im a girl



[pepearcano]

@toaster467 Age?

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@pepearcano STHU you dirt-bag. F off. 

[pepearcano]

@9SuperMonkeyBall0 Age?

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@pepearcano not telling you.

[pepearcano]

@9SuperMonkeyBall0 Hehe, k np kid :D

[9SuperMonkeyBall0]

@pepearcano FUCK OFF.

[TheSilentVloggerX]

Is that Brandenburg in the background?

[TheRealGeriBoss]

This video introduced me to a number of problems that I didn't even knew existed. Like the no-hander. Thanks a lot -.- :)

[sukmehballs]

girls must know this because guys are awesome like that

[AnjoDeGuardaThe4th]

When there's three guys in the urinals like that.. in either scenario, go to the STALLS! Dummy..

[Sketchxico]

Dont waste that must paper!

[gsf67]

The most important rule or violation is the no peaking rule, and of course control goes without saying. Make sure your aim is true, it is very unpleasant being pissed on.

[spyyder976]

@gsf67 everybody looks; it's normal and human nature to compare

[gsf67]

@spyyder976 That is true, every guy wants to know how they measure up against the next guy, or what religion he is. It's just not the done thing though. Don't get caught peeking!

[TheGAHman]

Scenario 3 - I wait.

[Phreestem]

I laughed at this because you forgot the most important rule:

DON'T BRING A FUCKING CAMERA INTO THE RESTROOM! >_<

Lmfao. XD

[marcellin20]

scenario 8-they all have bum sex

[RaciouS91]

wow, good toilet ethique tutorial!

[fexxlan]

wtf? haha I don't know why but it made me laugh

[guitar17johnny]

and what about washing hands before taking a dump, erm i mean before taking a piss

[AnimalCarnage]

:53 Yep. I do that naturally. Usually the last one.

I've never seen the "No Hander".

[philiphuynh]

@AnimalCarnage SAME never seen the no hander

[mcgogos4]

Why did i see this video?

[artysm7]

always shit in the outer urinal so as not to offend fellow patrons of the piss room.

[NickPilawa]

what if there is only 2 urinals?

[dxs1reaper]

Wash hands Before a piss! Almost no1 washes hands BEFORE a piss! I think thats the most important part! Just think of all the bacteria you have on your hands, when you touch your tool. Respect your hose and wash hands before urinating..!

[BrutalNightmares]

damn.. they sure needed to piss..

[volcommaster2121]

@3:10 ........ look ma no hands!!

[AlwaysJSomtimesR]

I Rather Just Go Into A Stall

[Anthony883]

That first guy must have penis cancer.. dam he took FOREVER!

[dieselducy]

WOAH that is an interesting flush. 1 flusher for 2 toilets. where was this?

[StewartSpicerGaming]

No one peed. The whole video.

[flamesfreak]

i don't see why u need to wash ur hands...i mean cmon chicks just take it and put it in their mouth...so what so dirty?

[ClaudYeung]

@flamesfreak Your hands might be touching other stuff, a fork, a light switch, a cup. Then when others touch these surfaces they make grab the bacteria as well. Most importantly, not everyone put it in their mouth all the time lol!!!!

[pnyc1969]

Interesting but poorly spelled. It's "perceived" and "thorough". Spelling is actually more important than urinal selection.

[Bezilon]

Privacy? Comfort?! Urinals are the most unprivate and uncomfortable way to take a leak. Call me sissy but I can't do my thing in the public, just feels wrong...

[dodes47]

received...not recieved

[boyddb]

At 2:25 you have an obvious error. When there are no urinals with buffer on either side (in other words, no gaps) you do NOT use a urinal. You either wait until later, or in critical instances, you use a stall.

[5033481boy]

never met a person who could pee as long as them ..lol but seriously why would anyone make a video about this its retarded i needa get my life together if im watching this...lol

[portable75]

scenario ten dont film peaple in the bathroom

[allseevid]

I never wash my hands since there's nothing disgusting or dirty in my penis.

[Coffeeisnecessary]

@allseevid Me neither, and I pull my pants and underwear all the way down!

[allseevid]

@Coffeeisnecessary So do I, pull all the way down to my ankles.

[130Rwgs]

i dont pee my hands and my dick is clean, so... i dont wash my hands!!!

[ccrimsonfox]

I'm surprised they actually washed their hands :O

[Kenjamin86]

Rule #1: Don't bring a fuckin video camera into the guys washroom.

[robert172100]

god damn dem niggas gotta piss!

[bearswilleatme]

the best urinals are the ones with blinders in between. that way none of you fags sees my junk.

[demastaJr]

that's a lot of paper towels



[AudiAMGBMW]

flushing is a NO! if some guy has been holding his dick and then uses that hand to flush, then the next guy to flush might as well just have grabbed the other guys dick because his dick genes and skin flakes are on the lever

[david1909]

@AudiAMGBMW holy shit i never even realized that........ fucking nasty

[gooob88]

WHO THINKS THAT GUY WITH THE WHITE SHIRT IS HOT AS FUCK!!!! ESPECIALLY AT 3:10 ;DDDDDD

[kitsundesu]

@gooob88 I knew what moment 3:10 was when I read your comment, since that's what I was thinking at that exact moment! WOW!!! >:D

[xmisogyny]

@gooob88

You can tell he has a nice ass. e_e Just sayin'...

[gooob88]

@xmisogyny hell yeahh ;D

[wolfgang169]

@gooob88 how do you know if you dont see his face?? stupid

[gooob88]

@wolfgang169 i don't need to (;

[marioarty]

@gooob88 GAY

[gooob88]

@marioarty go back to you're killer instinct (;

[arizona7]

@gooob88 HELL YESSSSS.... =))

[grgr0000]

I don't get it. Is the "No-Hander" wrong or not?

[papalolita]

You can use a urinal next to an occupied one if it is the only one available and all the stalls are occupied.

Just remember to avoid eye contact with your neighbors and do not peek at their junk. Finish your business and leave immediately.

[PivotXL1]

Never stand next to another man using a Urinal either use a stall or leave....

[ChocolateRabbitEars]

Can't you just use a damn stall???

[cabanaboi29]

@ChocolateRabbitEars what do you do if you there aren't any stalls - wait or drop your kids off at the pool in your pants

[ChocolateRabbitEars]

@cabanaboi29 Well i don't know what pants got to do with it. but i would suggest picking any one and hoping like crazy nothing goes free or peeing in the sink. anything is better than pissing your pants.

[cabanaboi29]

@ChocolateRabbitEars what do you mean "Well i dont know what pants got to do with it" - uhh do you walk naked in public

[ChocolateRabbitEars]

@cabanaboi29 No, i mean when you said what "drop your kids off at the pool in your pants" i was wondering what does pants have to do with dropping your kids off at the pool i mean what is the difference between wearing shorts?

[cabanaboi29]

@ChocolateRabbitEars oh.. i just used pants - because i wear pants or jeans more often then shorts. i guess your in a warmer climate then i am in lol oh well!!! ;))

[cabanaboi29]

@ChocolateRabbitEars also the guy on the right was wearing jeans

[spoiledkid999]

lol wat a guide for dummies using puplic toilets...