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  • I like boomers and all, but those theories are bullshit.

  • Hey Opie and Anthony, shut the fuck up. I can't hear Joe Rogan.

  • ! love mushrooms!

  • So, is Joe a comedian, a philosopher a presenter or a ufc host?

  • @HotSausageStealer all of that

  • This is how we can use mushroom's (non-hallucinogenic) to help save our dying planet!

    search on youtube: Paul Stamets: 6 ways mushrooms can save the world

  • Is there a correlation between a mushroom and the human penis? Seriously...

  • @Raybee no

  • @Dayoldsushy They're actually very smart. They are exercising philosophy and questioning things, coming up with theories. The smart people of this world always seem crazy because most of humanity think sitting in front of a tv and watching the kardashians is normal.

  • "Put you on Pluto." lolzz joe

  • I just ate shrooms for the first time last night, I liked it but my friends thought it would be a good idea to watch a horror movie, not for me since it was my first time... My heart was racing and I was terrified of the Trippy-ass movie, I was literally terrified since i was so into it. But later we played super smash bros and nazi zombies and It was really great and fun. Definetly not watchin a horror movie on shrooms again.

  • @Puma1775 Do yourself a big favor, next time you decide to embark on a psychedelic experience, go chill in a dark room by yourself, or go out in nature. The more distractions and artificial stimulations you have in your setting, the less meaningful the experience will be. Good luck to you.

  • Not sure if high... or just very stupid. Both?

  • Hahaha

  • Was trying to sample some wice words for a pro psychedelic video im making, but people has yet to acheive the skill of letting people finish their sentences, or not fake laugh the entire time someone else is talking or ending another persons subject.

  • it's actually terence mckenna's theory

  • @Kuato19 pretty sure he clearly said "there's this guy named Terence McKenna who has this theory..." you're too high to pay any attention.

  • @stfwho obviously

  • cute little theory, but it's all pseudo science bullshit.

  • @MrDgaf12345 all science is pseudo science bullshit until some genius find out how to prove it is the truth.

  • About to eat mushrooms this afternoon, IM SO EXCITED!!!

  • @Steven1992ization get on some good music and chill at home at first , dont take too much or you will literally die hahah ;D

  • @Lookagainz I ate 5 Huge caps, and it felt like my soul was trying to escape through my throat.

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  • i just swallowed a gram of cyans....Im scared!! not realy scared but ya know

  • We have nothing in common with the fucking monkeys!We are humans they are monkeys and we didnt originate from the fucking monkeys because of eating psychedelics please thats retarted!Read the book of Ernst Muldashev "Whom we originated from"!This guy went to an expedition to tibet nepal and all over the world he talked to Dalai Lama and to many high ranked swamies and found people from different civilizations still alive on our earth but in heavy meditation known as samadhi!his theories=mindblow

  • CHECK THIS OUT! Its amazing its about mushrooms

    ted.com/talks/paul_stamets_on_­6_ways_mushrooms_can_save_the_­world.html

  • @MrB0n3s7 i watched it and its good :D

  • i had the same conclusion about apes eating mushrooms and evolving to humans

  • Ate shrooms for the first time this saturday. It was the best night of my life.

  • @TranceTechnoSucks I'm thinking about consuming some, any recommendations, advice, etc?

  • @vicenteumanzor Do them in the dark, in your bed, with beautiful music. Don't take too much the first time. Be aware of all risks, know what you're doing, Make sure you have time to be tripping and don't have anything important to do the next 24h or so. Good luck and have fun :)

  • @TranceTechnoSucks Thanks.

  • i wanna do mushrooms and bang indian chicks

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  • Around me. It's like everything I experienced was inside me to begin with. It made me learn a lot about myself. It also made me not really want to do any other drug. It was quite an experience. :) PLUR.

  • I tried shrooms for the first time the other day.. Everything was moving, melting, and breathing. Aside from visuals everything was a paradox.. It really was like something was talking to us. It made me see a lot of things differently. Possessions did not matter. I didn't experience anything "god"like but it was something far more than I could comprehend. If everyone did shrooms just once this world would be a better place. It made me want to better my life and be honest with myself and those a

  • OK, but bears eat the mushrooms as well. The kowalla eats the leaves that make him high. I think the phospherous4 thing is cool and would explain why shrooms are so awesome, but then why do they grow out of shit?

  • @TommYYZ the horse or cow poo is basically excellent fertilizer and has ideal nutrients for things to grow. However it doesn't only necessarily grow outta shit. There's time that it grows randomly under trees. I think the poo gives it the ideal growing environment, but sometimes that ideal environment is met via other means and not only poo. Hope that makes sense. lol

  • these hosts are fucking retards

  • I always thought Joe Rogan was a "meathead" as he said. I guess I was wrong.

  • Pure bread dogs are more susceptible to disease.

    It also makes better since of the fossil record, which is absent of any intermediate fossils between the same major "kinds" of animals that we see today. There should be thousands of them if evolution were true. Instead, evolutionists continue to bring up highly diputable examples of fragmented fossils that they've forced their interpretation on. I'm hard pressed to even imagine what an intermediate between a dino and a bird would look like.

  • The difference between everything from bacteria, to apes, to humans etc. is information. How could eating ANYTHING cause more information to spontaneosly generate itself in the "ancient ape" genome? How does genetic information spontaneosly generate at all? This is were Joe confuses empirical science with ideology. Joe has some fascinating insights, but I believe his blind acceptance in the ideology of evolution is a huge flaw in his worldview.

  • @xXTheRatXx please provide me with the information on how its all diffrent

  • @zacksoares94

    I don't understand your question. I think you misinterpretted what I meant by "informaion". The information that I'm referring to is DNA, which encodes for every protein in every living cell. If you wanted to take a dinosaur for instance and "evolve" it into a modern bird, there are several major cosmetic changes that must occur, all of which must be encoded for by information which didn't previously exist. Information has only been empircally observed to come from intelligence.

  • @zacksoares94

    Natural selction is a process that by definition "selects" from the genome. It is not a creative process. For the commited evolutionst, this places all of the burden of spontaneous information generation on mutations. Mutations have only been seen to decrease the ammount of information in the genome. Were does all the new information come from?

    The fact of the matter is that dogs produce a variety of dogs, cats cats, etc. But the variety is made possible/limited by information

  • @xXTheRatXx then please explain where the "first" of everything came from

  • @zacksoares94

    The only logical explanation I see is in an omniscient God that created the "first" kinds i.e. cat kind, dog kind, etc. The original dog kind, for example, would have been create with all of the potential for genetic variation that we see today. This paradigm makes much better sense of what we actually see in nature. For example, as animals become more specialized, they actually become more degenerate as they lose genetc information. Pure bread dogs for example.

  • @xXTheRatXx thats fucking stupid

  • @DOUGIEfoshizzle

    What's stupid, belief in creation? It's actually perfectly logical. Nature exhibits astounding design. It is only logical that design requires a designer. The information in every genome is a program/recipe to build every living thing. A program requires a programmer. Evolutionism is the mythology that the programs for life spontaneosly generated themseleves in the form of the smallest most advanced inormation storage/retrival system in the world, DNA.

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  • @xXTheRatXx

    "....Watchmaker analogy. The first is that complex artifacts do not, in fact, require a designer, but can and do arise from "mindless" natural processes (as in the "Infinite Monkey Theorem"). The second argument is that the watch is a faulty analogy. The third argument is that the watchmaker is arguably a far more complex organism than the watch, and if complexity proves intelligent design, then the question arises: who designed such a complex designer?"

  • You're confused. The main criterion for design is specified complexity, and vice versa. That's the whole crux of the SETI program. Their satelites are looking for a signal that exhibits specified complexity; one that requires an intelligent messanger (an extra-terestrial). So, it follows logically that since life exhibits specified complexity, it must also have been designed fom inteligence.

    God is by definition "the uncreated creator". He creates time-space matter, and is not limited by it.

  • @BlitzingPretzel

    When nature produces order, (i.e. sand dooms, crystals, etc.), it does so by either random or repeating order. Nature doesn't produce specifically complex structures however. That's why when we dig up ancient artifacts like arrow-heads, we can tell they were designed even without actually observing the designer.

    Specified complexity is used to determine design all the time, just not for life;ironically, which exhibits astounding specified complexity.

  • @xXTheRatXx so your saying a humanistic god made dna? or an extremely intelligent being? because a humanistic god is bullshit, however an extremely intelligent being is not at all.

  • @DOUGIEfoshizzle

    I believe in an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent Creator. I agree, a "humanistic god" is oxymoronic.

  • @xXTheRatXx wait, u don't accept evolution?

  • @Josh0473 It depends how you define "evolution". I don't dispute that mutations and natural selection cause variation (speciation), but I do dispute the idea that these processes somehow cause NEW genetic programs to spontaneosly generate. EX: Dog breeders can breed a variety of dogs by SELECTING traits from the information available in the dog genome. The variation is limited however to the information available to select from. The same applies to natural selection.

  • @Josh0473 In other words, I don't accept the idea of common ancestory. Dogs produce a variety of dogs, but they will always be dogs because the variation is both limited and made possible by information. The commited evolutionist has to place a lot of faith in the spontaneous generation of massive ammounts of information. I don't have that kind of faith, so I put my faith in the only information generator that has been empiraclly observed: inteligence. Read my previous comments for clarity.

  • @xXTheRatXx

    I also believe in a creator... The Flying Spaghetti Monster! My creator is better than yours! Die infidel!

  • @bobdull420 Haha, Richard Dawkins is a fool

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  • Yea Joe, brain damage is tons of fun!

  • @welcomehome901

    Shut up. Ignorance.

  • @welcomehome901

    psilocybin mushrooms do not cause brain damage.

  • @UselessInfo101 Yea, I guess you'd have to have a brain to damage first...

  • @welcomehome901 you cant get brain damage from psychedelics

  • this guy wants to be bill hicks so bad it's frightning

  • @TranshumanCyborg ya fuck o and a

  • Not his theory. It's Terrence Mckeena's. Change the title.

  • @Edubbplate I was just going to write exactly what you said, thanks.

  • @Edubbplate and now its my Theory, see what i did there, you cant claim ownership to something we all created.

  • wait, what?

  • ROFL that other guy talking about jerkin off is AMAZING

  • aliens lol they were made by God

  • You can feed much more people on plant based diet than feeding cows first and eating them, because most of this energy is used to maintain body functions and temperature. Otherwise there are interesting points in that talk.

  • Isn't there a bill hicks bit about this?

  • @supervegeta101 Bill does the evolution - mushrooms joke.

  • @supervegeta101 yep joe rogan stealing other peoples material

  • @supervegeta101 Doesn't go as in depth.. except his is about LSD. But yeah, very similar..

  • I'm here for Rogan not the typical radio personality douches known as Opie and Anthony

  • i need mushrooms so i can see better

  • JOE ROGAN IS KING

  • Bulllllshit

    

  • @zack2121212121 never did shrooms before huh?

  • The most I got was swirls on the roof and the music playing sounded like a rotary speaker in front of me. Lights in the room were slightly brighter and had a slightly different colour. And I actually started laughing for awhile. It's not anything like the information I got on the net saying you will have bad stomach cramps and it will last for up to 10 hours. It lasted me an hour from consumption to hallucinating. My next dose will be by myself and a lot more. Maybe 5 grams.

  • @01X713370101666 How much did you take?

  • the cows in India are worshiped not because of mushrooms. Learn why before you make such comments.

  • @indyproject Better yet, why don't you teach us?

  • I'm gonna do shrooms tomarrow. It's my first hallucinogen and I don't want a bad trip. Any advice?

  • @VanillaBrownBear how did it go?

  • @VanillaBrownBear- Don't take too much.

  • Yea not Rogans theory. McKenna popularized it. I'm sure it was hypothesized before.

  • @otabularasao Regardless, he articulates it well, which means he's absorbed the ideas and they've become his own.

  • i would love to know how to prepare a san pedro for consumption, i wonder if it involves drying similar to mushrooms or not...?

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  • its tru about communicating with other beings i had an experience where i was thinkin about how the human race has gone to shit and automaticly a response came to me telling me its okay dotn worry about it everythin will fall into place one day its hard to explain over a keyboard but im sure people who indulge with mushrooms no what i am tlakin about i no joe rogan and eddie bravo wuld no what i am saying

  • @heedokush Yep.. I've been there. There's definitely something to mushrooms.... there IS an alien of some sort in there...... in us, or whatever.... it's there.

  • this isnt HIS theory lol

  • Mushrooms have helped me in indescribable ways. I have been to the ends of the universe, and it is good! I think when people do psychedelics just to party and get high they are totally, completely missing the point. Sure, it's fun and all, but why miss out on lessons of the inherent reality that is right in front of us?

  • this shyte is trippy listening to blown...ahha

  • HOLY FUCK!! I need to really try shrooms!

  • l.h

  • The most clueless people are those who accepted their public indoctrin...err... education without question.

    McKenna is very missed. We need him now,,,

  • @ZeroC0mply

    amen to that. i can't even discuss some of this stuff with close friends because to them any way of thinking that deviates from the norm is wrong and weird.

  • @maryjane9999 haha welcome to my world

  • @ZeroC0mply Yup but he's all over youtube still.

  • THINK

  • watch?v=2TKCcraQi7w

    Listen to this lecture by the psychedellic guru Terence Mckenna. Love the man.

    This is part of a 62 part, 2 day, 6 hour lecture.. Im about half way through :)

  • The stoned ape theory.

  • Bouncing Bear was cool. I hope that guy is doing okay.

    Also, Joe was close about the San Pedro/Peyote thing. Those are two different cactuses. They both contain mescaline, but only peyote is illegal. And yes, I have actually found the San Pedro at Wal-Mart (and Home Depot).

  • i understand what he means by an inteligence talking to you. when i did them, i was completely focused on some voice that was basically guiding me and teaching me. sometimes i couldnt find him and it tripped me the fuck out hahah

  • Well think about it, we all have huge urges to try/do/abuse drugs. It makes sense. These drugs are so intricately disigned naturally to stimulate our brains. Theres even theories and/or reasonable evidence that marijuana held a symbiotic relationship over time with humans.

  • unscientific babble

    come on joe

  • @BrendanIsCool how is it unscientific? he fuckin researches shit.

    Come on faggot.

  • @bebIessed if by research you mean perusing the websites of similarly minded folks with non empirical, verifiable or repeatable data.

  • @BrendanIsCool who gives a shit if it's unscientific, it's fucking fascinating.

  • according to this theory if the monkeys evolved into human beings from magic mushrooms, then if us as human beings eated mushrooms daily for a time period in which we could evolve into somthing else , what do u think we would evolve into, super intellegect humanoids?

  • type in kyle lovering dropkick...its a video of him dropkicking jim nortan..its hilarious!!

  • Thats not what mushrooms are.

  • "You could get high just by listening ... "

    I must say, I've been reading mushroom and DMT experiences on erowid.org for the past 2 months, and I can't say that I feel quite normal.

  • Rogan always has some crazy ideas, but he does seem to know a fair amount about drugs. I'm not really sold on this alien mushroom thing, but it sounds interesting. I'm sure there could be another explanation for the unique chemistry of mushrooms (particularly since they share DNA with other organisms on Earth including ourselves. At least I can relate to the feeling that a higher being is talking to me while I'm on mushrooms, but I believe that it's all going on inside my brain.

  • I'm highly skeptical of the theory Rogan put forth about mushrooms resulting in bigger brains in hominids. He touches on one theory that I had always heard about a protein-rich diet being responsible. I've heard this theory but when it was explained to me it was the fact that early humans learned to cook their food. Cooked food requires less energy to digest and allows for more growth. There's several other theories including climate theories that try to explain it. Mushrooms are great tho

  • That's so weird, I just had this same thought yesterday evening. Except I think the original spores were beamed here Milena ago in order to become humans in the first place. Why idk.

  • god damn it!! i need to get my hands on some shrooms!!

  • "If you ate mushrooms it would all make sense." I agree totally. You don't understand until you just TAKE THE MUSHROOMS!

  • has anyone known anyone that does a ton of mushrooms that goes on to do great things? and if you do, for each mushroomhead how many people do you know that went on to do absolutely nothing?

  • @slingshot2427

    Timothy Leary, Ales Shulgin, and also Terrence McKenna who basically was the first insight to the theory they discuss in this video, and all very prolific writers about many more obscure subjects. Just because they aren't mainstream, doesn't mean they didn't do great things. Besides how many people do you know that have NEVER done mushrooms or ANY psychedelic that have done "great things" either? Success is relative to individuals, not majority society's warped principles.

  • @Jebs24 Yeah Timothy Leary, the guy who advised kids to drop out of school, great guy. I agree with you that not being mainstream itself does not credit an individual, I wouldn't argue that point. I know plenty of people that have done great things and never touched mushrooms, but none of the kids I knew that did mushrooms did anything with their lives. I don't think that doing mushrooms makes you dumb, I just think that it absolutely doesn't make you smarter as Joe Rogan states.

  • @slingshot2427

    He didn't say they MADE you smarter. Hey said they may have had a hand in the evolution of self awareness and the increase of sexuality in the primates who had a mushroom enriched diets had more offspring who would also partake.

    I said Leary did great things, and I stand behind that. Of course doing great things doesn't make you infallible or a "great guy". That is why in the end its all relative. Hitler did great things, but they were evil manifest relative to huge majority.

  • @Jebs24 Doing great things and being a great person are two separate things, although you are right in that it is still subjective. I think even my mushroomhead friends would admit that they haven't done anything great with their lives, unless you consider living at home and being unemployed great.

  • @slingshot2427

    that is exactly what I was saying. To you, me, and society at large being at home and being unemployed of course isn't doing anything great, but I feel even that is subjective at the heart. There are some people that doing psychedelics and exploring their inner conscious through such means is a great thing for them, even if that means they are at home and unemployed. I just don't want those people to think I feel they are any less than human for doing what they think is great.

  • @Jebs24 But at the same time there are people who think that getting drunk and beating up your kids is great too. But is that something to strive for? I think there can be an objective definition of success to some degree, while it may have a degree of subjectivity as well. I think that doing drugs and enjoying yourself at someone elses financial or emotional expense is not by any means a definition of success.

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  • @slingshot2427 I did a lot of acid and shrooms in college and I have a degree and a good job I've been at for over 5 years. not anything AMAZING but there are people who can do drugs and be successful.

  • @buddhastalin I believe it, and im not saying that everyone who does a lot of shrooms and acid is going to live with their parents. But I am saying that most of the people that I know that did a lot of drugs didnt amount to anything, and the ones not living at home arent doing much either. Its not exactly a hobby that breeds success generally, thats all.

  • @slingshot2427 Maybe they realized the culture was bullshit. Maybe they have the right idea. While you got brainwashed into working 8hrs a day (being a slave) and buying a whole bunch of crap you don't need (depleting resources) in order to bolster your ego (materialist). Meanwhile, they're thinking for themselves, questioning authority in ways that would never occur to you, and having profound mystical experiences (seeing God). Maybe they'll save the world, while you support an evil system.

  • @MushroomRevolution That comment was fucking retarded and completely unrelated. Working doesnt make you a slave, it means you earn your living you fucking loser. Mooching off your parents and "depleting" their resources makes you a lowlife piece of shit.

  • @slingshot2427 Funny, I think I've heard that somewhere before... So, do you have any original views on this, or are you just another one of the countless automatons who goes around parroting the cultural programming?

    "It is no measure of health,

    to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

    ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

  • @slingshot2427

    man, come on. We kept it peaceful, why respond to such an inflammatory comment. I totally agree that any exploration of ones mind should be paid out of ones own pocket, as well as living expenses. But if their parents are letting it happen, then simultaneously both parties are at fault. Ones mooching and ones allowing them to mooch. Of course working doesnt make you a slave, but some people are a slave to money. Work can be used as a tool of slavery in this case.

  • @buddhastalin But yeah obviously there are exceptions to every generalization as you are living proof of.

  • @slingshot2427 yeh no worries, I understand what you mean. I quit all that shit years ago but it did really open my mind to new music and movies.

  • @buddhastalin

    I think one can still integrate a psychedelic regime into their other personal life goals if one wanted to. It takes a strong will though. One that can easily be broken by the misuse of psychedelics if left unchecked. I understand why you stopped though. We just need to be honest with ourselves and each other when it comes to understanding our physical and mental capabilities; and a stronger, more honesty campaign for education on the subject. Just say know, right?

  • Cows are holy in India because of their milk producing abilities...

  • @spidydude101

    Among other things, yes. Mushrooms as far as my knowledge not being one of them.

  • I thought the jump in human skull size was from a decrease in the monkey jaw muscles.

  • @MrMacSunshine

    yea but he's talking about brain size

  • what if you breed monkeys and just keep feeding them shrooms and shit? over time they would get smarter right? like, if i fed and bred mushroom monkeys, then got my kids to do it and so on, would monkeys become more advanced?

  • @whiteywithagun

    Sure just give it a couple of hundreds of thousands to millions of years.

  • HURRRRRRRRRRRR. The human brain is bigger because of a mutation that made the jaw smaller and allowed more room for the brain to grow. Food doesn't change your DNA and make you "evolve".

  • @raidzuo

    I would hardly consider mushrooms to be food, at least not those of the hallucinatory set. They are more a tool or vessel to a higher understanding.

  • religion was created by a bunch of mushroom addicts.

  • @intindse mushroom addicts? that whole statement was a contradiction hahahaha

  • @williambrazzers He didn't say low dosage. 5g of dried mushrooms is a good amount for someone who has prior experience with them but if you haven't used them before I wouldn't recommend doing more than 3g.

  • @williambrazzers

    Yes he is, but whats that got to do with the vid?

  • whos at 0:53 he sounds like the dad on little people big world

  • people who decided to give eyehatemyjob a thumbs down is retarded. he's a legend. he uploads chip chipperson clips. fuck off, already.

  • lul

  • I had to turn my radio off Friday. God, Joe sucks.

  • You suck.

  • Joe Rogan has lifted from Terrence McKenna wholesale. The whole thing about taking DMT and experiencing "geometric patterns made of love" and seeing a thai buddha that tells you "not to abandon yourself to amazement" were originally said by McKenna.

  • Well it's definitely a theory. To be honest though I'd probably ask Richard Dawkins about this before Joe Rogan. Although I'd like to see Joe Rogan ask Richard Dawkins about it.

    By the way, the reason cows are sacred in India is because it was an ancient law from their religious rulers, because otherwise people would eat all their livestock when there was a famine and they'd have nothing, it was more of a religious attempt to control the general populace (that was successful).

  • Every religious idea is used to control the general populace :P