Top Gear vs The Germans part 2 - Minis on the Zolder circuit - BBC

[RalphMuskinyaar]

when richard screams YESSSSS, i seriously cannot stop laughing. oh my fucking god i love this show

[StaticNova]

Driver in the Aston Martin = Michael Schumacher = German

[LoCo55]

lol james

[YanYan1337]

lol stig

[MartGTR]

The German's mini was modified

[MartGTR]

On this occasion tiff is the stig cause Ben was busy and german

[pooeee111]

The Stig!!!

[JustUDIENOW]

OMG Hammond fucking rocks!!! ... im surprised james didnt just come out of no where at the end and be like, "hey, look im pretty driver!" as the cars fly by.

[FEAJramdomfilms]

You know what, I live in Switzerland. I'm English, was born in England, but now live in a country were most immigrants are German. I've been to Germany. And, honestly, they're not so bad. But here, I flippin hate them... :D

[gemma5632]

Love Top Gear! Best programme ever made!!

[aszkanfederation28]

The bRITS the best cheaters in the world once ruled the world by deception !! Thumbs up if you agree :)))

[leadster88]

@aszkanfederation28

Go away you silly idiot, you got no idea what you're talking about.

[Vwsambavan]

yyeeeehhhhh sssttiiiiii james

[marimbaguy715]

The Stig NEVER loses.

[toneykk]

@marimbaguy715 stig did looser agains tiff nedel

[DrHeinersSanatorium]

Zeez Britischers! Always cheatink!

[pe6obutilkata]

We call him lofty :D:D:D

[adasize]

YAY

[ultraszgb]

watching top gear is like watching bad movie.. you know it's all fake and bad

[meDJSIRIUS]

@ultraszgb Just get out of here fag

[Kaneda916]

@meDJSIRIUS Yeah!! 'cause we all know top gear is just as legit as american wrestling!!

[99MChrisp99]

Who was stig in this Episode? Michael Schumacher? :D

[L4Bed]

@99MChrisp99 James obviously :D:D

[MakeleleToulalan]

Haha Stig! this episode is awesome HAHA!!

[SynexTheHunter]

FUCK SOPA

[Ferrari73703]

You t**t!

[ickekeule]

und da hat schön nen Deutscher für die Inselaffen den Sieg geholt.... (if michael is still "the stig")

[TheHoloman24]

Stig is the best driver of the world and smart he warmed his tires in the starting!

[craniel1]

is it possible that the aston at the end was a gt1 class car and the porsche was a gt2. closing a 4 second gap a the zolder would only make cense if it was a higher class.

[satruper14]

greeting from Germany :D ... we WIN ;) :D

[ClubsportEvoluzione]

This Aston is pretty darn vulgarlishly sexy :D

[supermankicass]

For some reason... I want to date a German Woman... Sadly, I'm Hispainic...

[FlakeDodge7]

@supermankicass What the problem in being hispanic?

You aren't less than anyone.

[supermankicass]

@FlakeDodge7 I don't speak German >_<

[TheVacura]

Stig: Noun; Verb

Noun: A very good driver and the reason the Germans lost WWII

Use: "You are a true Stig."

Verb: To do something as if Stig.

Use: "You really Stigged that!"

[NottinghamForest22]

6:16 lmao Hammond is hilarious "YEEEESSS!!!"

[awesomeguy672]

I'M IN THE LEAD ! I'M NOT IN THE LEAD !!!!

[therealTOTOfan]

isnt michael schumacher the stig?!! lol

[NottinghamForest22]

@therealTOTOfan no. Ben Collins is the Stig.

[kkkalexkkk]

@NottinghamForest22 was the stig

[NottinghamForest22]

@kkkalexkkk yep

[Benny0383]

now that was amazing at the end

[ashystyle]

Wow the idiot german gave Richard the finger at 5:05 LOL

So good that he lost and deserved the humiliation from hammond at 6:16

[TheSupascoop]

@ashystyle If you knew him, you would know that he's always like that. Kind of a maniac :) Anyway, when I saw the part with the tanks I was laughing my ass off and didn't give too much of a fuck about who was winning. It was just damn funny and I'm very much into top gear :) By the way: yes, I'm german ;)

[FredericBayer]

"Du Ratte" translates as "you rat", not "you twat", and there's no word sounding similar to Ratte that would mean that...who did they have translating this, Guido Westerwelle?

[incipiente050706]

german girl has a nice ass

[BanginTunes1]

"congratulations hammond"

"thanks"

-walks to other car and open door-

"YEEEEES!!!"

ROFL!

[Sadako2612]

@general18089 the germans did know that there are different bloodtypes, they even tattoed the type in the armpit of the soldiers...

[chrissjay1995]

discusting language (german)

[TheHuMoCa]

@chrissjay1995 Why don't you master your own language before scoffing at others.

[234jari234]

2:36

She had quiet a nice bottom xD

[duxante]

That Stig is just bad ass.

[AfricanReptile]

GERMANY IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY GIVE YOU MONEY WHEN YOU NOT WORK

[RJGF1]

@AfricanReptile germans are fucked up lunitics and the only thing they do right is um nothing

[general18089]

@movingmud your right, the fact that Germany didn't know that there are diffrent blood types is 30% responsible for us winning ww2

[cristi982008]

:))) 5:05 looool , but funny!

[shafieism]

9:43 shows who English man are...

[MrKingwebber]

mad! that race was great. they drive like how jamaicans drive

[mclewismc]

lol we call him lofty

[liverpooltommyh]

love top gear

[darthsud]

60% tarmac and 60% gravel

[fawkes030]

u know what i want to see is top gear uk vs Best motoring international (it's like japan's version of top gear except they have no stig ) that would be an awesome showdown 

[GreekWarrior21]

STIIIII...GJAAAAAMES!!!

[OrangeBoxBoy]

6:14

lmfao... YYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[vanquisher258]

James is legend!!!!

[WhatThePresidentSays]

TG UK vs. TG US

that would be interesting..

[rysnyper50002]

@WhatThePresidentSays Top gear US isnt "big" enough for the UK to go against them. (meaning its popularity isnt that widespread) TG UK against TG Australia, its almost the same thing as UK vs US as the australian presenters are muscle car enthusiasts as well.

[michelangelogt]

Kapiten langsam hahahahah

[WildMexicanSeabass]

you missed a bit...

[TheActiveAssault]

STIII- JAMES!

[TheActiveAssault]

What a bitch.

[CapitanBluebeard]

ha Cooler 8 weeks !!!!

[The666thBowelOfHell]

Sabine is so hot

[DrDaniel98521]

Yey stig- o James yay

[Ahiboa]

The Germans also cheated, that Mini was modified.

[DerCassedy]

Soo maybe women can´t park cars but she can drive!

[MartGTR]

This is in 2006 so I have won the argument

[Cuseball121]

@MartGTR you sir, are an idiot.

[ez4432]

Thumbs up if you think Jeremy, Richard, and the Stig (James) should be knighted by Queen Elizabeth II for their victory against the Germans.

[MartGTR]

@dacarfreak2000 Schumacher is the stig now,Ben Collins retired

[shobin05]

@MartGTR Schumacher is NOT the stig, i can guarantee you that, even tho after ben collins retired, TG asks Tiff from fifth gear to wear the white suit and lap cars around the TG test track when they were looking for a new stig, which is why Jezza calls tiff as the emergency stig. if you still dont believe me tell me, how do they film TG episodes when Schumacher is travelling around the world racing in F1? the new stig is most probably a BTCC driver, because all the sacked stigs are..

[FordsAreSick11]

Even with the last win germany still 1 look at the scores add them up.......

[Lee2785991]

Brilliant idea save the day :)) and they say Cheat never win " WRONG"

[juniorboe2804]

Ohne Stig hätten die verloren!!!

[MiniatureRetard]

German solder: FIRE!!!!

[MartGTR]

LOL!shumacher driving

[dacarfreak2000]

@MartGTR Nope. Its Ben collins

[MovingMud]

Problem is that Uk invented the first cars with both steam and petrol engine.So germans pretty much lost.

[HarbiOverdrive]

@MovingMud yeah, sure, buddy. And then you brits crippled them with the "red-flag-law". That´s not exactly how to support progress. And BTW: Who owns your industry today? Hm? Last time i checked RR belonged to BMW, and Bentley to VW. >:-))

[MovingMud]

@HarbiOverdrive Dude i'm not even british...And the germans owns them because UK allows them.Don't you dare think for a second that germans knows anything about a car.Every single brilliant car of thier it's bought from another country.

[rollamoken]

@MovingMud what the fuck? karl benz invented the first modern car.

[YoungWhoGuy]

Lol Richard: STIGGGGGGGGGGGGG... UH JAAAAAAMMMEESS

[stockmarket101]

@YoungWhoGuy he had a derp moment

[TheTornado4000]

The Stig drove like a Squirirreeirririrrreeel



[MrKarimabada]

Btw, Just before the Stig........Sorry, James May that is entered the Aston, The VAT man asked (in German) : "Where is captain slow?!"

[Limskjordan]

Wow.. the german is RUDE.

[kissmyass50201]

that's not james what happend to his hair?.......hehehe quite clever lad :)

[03iamhopeless]

03:51 JAMES IS THE STIG

[intel7369]

prolly the woman swears at bed also =D

[RobinVanPersie0287]

GERMANY <3

[lazyG007]

4 seconds is quite a large gap... congrats sti... i mean james

[MrAceOfSpades1992]

i dont wanna be racist or anything but im so glad im english hahaha xD

[Matta2704]

@MrAceOfSpades1992 so you are proud to be a cheater, too?

[TotallyArrJay]

Well that's when I remembered that James used to be the Stig

[annilator666]

i live in canada and i want one of those Bowler Nemesis they look bloody awesome

[bloatedcarl]

"Sti-JAMES!" :P

[l3ombl3allsjr]

I dont really like that woman. She keeps insulting them. saying that they r better.

[MikeW259]

@l3ombl3allsjr In america...we have a saying for women like that.

"Bitch...shut the fuck up...Get the fuck out...and make me a sandwich. Now."

[superblobface123]

i love how they cheat on EVERY level but always lose!!

[kazame2012]

yeah that is true top gear is the best

[67tomcat]

Absolutely classic- so funny and so fun to watch over again. That is why Top Gear is the best tv show ever!

[dattandai]

You have to admit...this was one epic race. :D

[CNJ0525]

Stig alaways gotta save them lol

[sage2good]

7:22 - 7:25 loool

[ej36055]

"Woaaa,I scored myself". No shit,Sherlock.

[Gotyk994]

2:37 Nice Ass :)

[ericvandenhaas]

The English are cheating, they did the same to the Australians. XD

...and to think that the English came up with fair play (;

[japserrock]

@ericvandenhaas do you know that james was the first stig? so the English came up whit fair play :P

[10p6]

Apparently 136+ Germans were at the finish line!

[MaliatheHedgehog97]

LOL 6:14

[MrFrenchie36]

Stig must be American...

He came later to save the English from the Germans....

[blakout9t4]

@TheGummymix

You sound ass hurt

[Nilesev]

@MrFrenchie36 Don't you mean Russian? It was russian's who fought against Germany, american's fought against Japan.

[blakout9t4]

@Nilesev

The american's fought against the Germans.

[Jordanmac127]

@MrFrenchie36 Aussie...we saved all their ass's

[markusknylund]

@MrFrenchie36 No he must have been Russian they saved the world from the Germans

[asianferret]

okay, the Top Gear, is simply a fantastic show to watch.

[JuveTube777]

StigJames!!! :D :D :D

[333brianb]

136 germans watched this.

[SiggiLyrica]

The Hamster got a new nickname: Lofty! Haha!

[Tomasz0216]

I LOVE THESE ENGLISH BASTARDS!!! LOVE 'EM!

[SLproductions1000]

it is not fair how he scars the german by saying the last guy brodisloged his long at 3:36

[CNJ0525]

Probably the only advertisement i wont skip on youtube. Go Pro SKRILLEX w/ RedBull

[europerules81]

die engländer sind so dumm , die fahren noch immer auf der falschen strassenseite :-)

[MGCGamers]

Damn those germans are cocky..

[erd8n]

@MGCGamers yeah they have cocks, you dont!

[llmasterllp]

which stig won the race was it ben collins

[rvind92g]

James is really good.

[shobs76]

STIGJAMES! hahaha

[NewSimpleadams]

This show is a legend

[garciada88]

Zie competition is ova!!!

[MIKEtheBEST1231]

6:34 need for speed shift 2 unleashed :D

[nZiKiLL3r]

James may = the stig ?????????""

[Jman676De]

The faggot D motor has no chance against the stig :D

[B4LN]

lol at 5:06 the german is giving Hammond the finger

[FailMachineInc]

STIIIG.... JAMES!

[stfuplz13]

That is one beautiful car...

[krazedkami9988]

the stig -.-

[2012CamaroZL1IsEpic]

YEAHHHH 

[ballader1]

Some say he replaces James May on crticial events. Others that his brain is smaller than a biscuit. What we know is... he's called the STI....JAMES!!

[Kalinka510]

cleverrr, verrry cleverrr XD (at 7:07) --> I love how hammond is saying this ^^

[c1w2j3k4]

Hammond is a lofty. 8:28

[72master]

i understand this was a friendly match but that chick is a bitch

[PocketDrummer]

6:17 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[vetschaap]

Some say, his real name is James...

[shobin05]

i remember watching the D motor/German version of this challenge and everytime topgear cheats, they made it look so fucking serious...lololol

[Killerboy1611]

LOL 6:15 

[TheMrDisser]

@Driftingnutz @hallihallochen12363 It was used in Europe before.

[TheMrDisser]

@Driftingnutz @hallihallochen12363 no he didnt invent it :-)

[JonasTh33]

@marcvie9

It was not the stig it was tim schrick

[marcvie9]

9:23 You can see the face of The Stig

[AdamTOful]

@ 2:36 Hot ass :D

[europachef]

This clip has nothing to do with the English industrial revolution. This clip has nothing to do with the engine being invented in England (England, the largest country on the British Isles) This clip has nothing to do with the Americans. This clip features three Englishmen challenging their German counterparts to a friendly competition. :)

I can hardly wait for the next knucklehead to start a rant about space, the moon, and possible aliens and Wernher von Braun.

[yxkillz]

yay stig!!! stupid germans they dont even know who the stig is even though they copied their show this shows the stupidity of germans

[vierund90er]

@yxkillz Of course they know who the stig is. And also these people don't do a German car show. Top Gear made this up to make it funny

[freaksey]

@vierund90er DMotor on DMAX

[truePryde]

god what i would do to have her be my wife lol

[PilouTheKing23]

you can't beat the stig

[12dantheman34]

German had 4 second head start and his car was much lighter too haha

[JonasTh33]

That was not fair

[VincentFWH285]

fucking german