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  • I think Pat is missing the only true god, which is the Sun (Praise be to the Sun).

    The building blocks of the RNA molecule materialize only with light, it's been done in a laboratory so how hard is it going to be for life to form on a planet with all the chemical reactions taking place there.

    And then evolved man, one of the most intelligent creatures but probably the stupidest.

  • This video is filled with hilarious subtle jokes. Sense of humor

  • Pat – you’re indeed ignorant. When they say we are 98% related to Chimps, that 98% is actually referring only to a 2% slice of our total Genome. That 2% is viewed as the Protein-coding region of our Genome. Comparing our 2% slice with 2% from Chimpanzee DNA generates a 98% match. Since the rest of our Genome is referred to as Junk or Non-coding DNA by Evolutionists, we get this comparison with Chimps. But in reality, when we compare our entire DNA with the entire DNA of Chimps – we differ.

  • Evolutionists have believed since DNA was discovered, that most of it must be useless Junk. The belief that we evolved by random mutations, have caused geneticist to assume the rest of our DNA plays no part in our development. Yet modern research has uncovered facts that show, the rest of the assumed Non-Coding regions play an important role in data storage and retrieval. DNA is a kind-of MP3 player – with the coding regions making up only the playlist.

  • Mate...you have faith in nothing. At least religious people have faith in something.

  • @Elliectric Yep, at least those religious terrorist had faith in something that promised them 72 virgins and rivers of honey if they rammed an airliner into a building. People can do unthinkable things because of faith. Some even forego their education and just rely of faith.

  • @ebrak47 Then they get to heaven and the 72 virgins are D&D (or, in some variations, Magic: The Gathering) players...

  • @dark1secret thats because pat condell is a supporter of the jew masons who control the world and he is also an illuminati!!!

  • Kepler Telescope- Planetary Horn of Plenty

    WASHINGTON — The more astronomers look for other worlds, the more they find that it is a crowded and crazy cosmos. They think planets easily outnumber stars in our galaxy and they are even finding them in the strangest of places.

    And they probably are teeming with life.

  • One study shows that in our Milky Way, most stars have planets. And since there are a lot of stars in our galaxy — about 100 billion — that means a lot of planets.

    "We're finding an exciting potpourri of things we didn't even think could exist," said Harvard University astronomer Lisa Kaltenegger, including planets that mirror "Star Wars" Luke Skywalker's home planet with twin suns and a mini-star system with a dwarf sun and shrunken planets.

  • Confirmed planets outside our solar system — called exoplanets — now number well over 700, still-to-be-confirmed ones are in the thousands.

    NASA's new Kepler planet-hunting telescope in space is discovering exoplanets that are in a zone friendly to life ( that would be Class -M planets, for all you Star Trek fans), and detecting planets as small as Earth or even tinier. That is moving the field of looking for some kind of life outside Earth from science fiction toward plain science

  • i really feel sorry for this man

  • We were made in Gods image. Be careful with your blaspheming.

  • @GriiiiiiinD get the hell out of these comments shithole

  • isn't it funny that Pat Condell seems to criticise every religion but not the judaism ?

  • @dark1secret he's a crypto jew

  • @MrSpemat so your a marxist

  • @dark1secret ... it is obvious why he does not.... he is already being called a racist , islamophobe , homosexual etc etc... i dont think he wants to be called a nazi too....

    blind idiots... ( i dont mean you )

  • @dark1secret That's because the Jewish do not push their faith on anyone, at least not like Christians and Muslims.

  • @dark1secret Probably because Judaism doesn't try to take over the bloody world, beg for money on public television, or evangelize. In fact, they discourage people from trying to convert to Judaism.

  • @fluffyxsama Of course they don't try to impose judaism on everybody . Have you read the Talmud? Is the most self-centerring piece of shit ever to be used to brainwash people.

    ''We are the masters, they are cattles''

    They don't want to ''take over the world'' ?

    You must be jocking!

    They are doing right now just that.

    Are you blind or you live on Mars?

    All the national and international policies are made by politicians supported by zio-jewsih foundations.

    All you need is check.

  • @dark1secret No, its funny that you dont see it. If you criticize them your channel is over.

  • @dark1secret that's because the 'poor jews' have gone through so much and everyone would get butthurt if he picked on them.

    not only but in all fairness, jews are pretty much the only ones of a major religion that don't shove their beliefs down your throat, don't threat you with hell and death like christians and muslims etc.

  • Creationism is bull shit!!! I do not want my kids taught that crap in school. I was raised a Catholic and lost the faith in 7th grade when a nun stabbed me with a pencil. I hit her in the forehead and she fell like a sack of potatoes (out cold). One of the most satisfying days of my life. Needless to say, I was in public school the next day. A priest also attempted to molest me in 5th grade. Great religion!!! Sick bastards. Go Pat go!!!

  • We still don't know how it all began. The intelligent design theory is just as possible as any other theory and to say its not is arrogant. You don't have to call it God or believe in Jesus, but intelligent design is still a possibility.

    Dr Craig puts forward many great arguments. And many of the worlds top scientists are religious. Nothing wrong with believing in intelligent design or God.

  • @natenation stupid design

  • Equally valid? Equally possible? Cretion is a flawed hypothesis, not a theory! xxD

  • GO PIG-MONKEY!

  • Don't call creationist BS a theory! It's a hypothesis. A shit hypothesis.

  • Big fan.

  • "I believe in the one true god, the flying spaghetti monster. There is nothing that you can do to make me stop believing because I take great comfort in knowing that he is out there, watching over me and protecting me. The flying spaghetti monster may be invisible, and he may have not left any scientifically credible evidence of his existence, but he is real. He is real because I know in my heart that he is."

    Sound ridiculous? Well, what makes it different from any other religion? Nothing.

  • Looks like Hinduism dosent mind about Evolution

    /watch?v=Ha7Xl0EKSio

  • Is he seriously considering that as a possible theory or is he trolling?

  • @EFT202020 ....seriously? ..what do you think?

  • Big fan.

  • envolved from pig monkeys lol what a load of rubbish. I believe we envlolved from cave men and before that apes and before that sea creatures

  • It's amazing how in the face and evidence all you so called 'religious' types in insult athiests and Jews. Doesn't your dusty 1000 year old books teach you to love your fellow man? Fucking pathetic excuses for humans you lot are...

  • Evolution is the origin of any species. God is the origin of evolution. Evolution is the process of creation.

  • most atheists finger their arses then smell it

    & the 92% of atheists are jews littel bitCh acording to Darwins theory

  • @dR00ster Where did you pull that out of your ass

  • @Mitchx42 ,,,,i dont mind atheists :)

  • Great video. There is so much value-rich content, in this articulate speech. I enjoyed this one a lot. .... pig monkey, out.

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  • Pig + Monkey= punky.Therefore we have all been punked.......

  • This is brilliant. Thankyou

  • I don't believe in creation or evolution. I'm certain the human race came about in a way that we've never even thought of.

  • SOMETHING started it all. Creator creates EVOLUTION. As for us, we are likely genetic creations of "ancient" space travelers. Many layers to the real story of who we are. Why get all bothered up about it anyway. I am that I am, what does it matter, why? As far as the Genesis story, remember they were writing for people who knew very little, ignorant of many facts. That story is a fable to explain away why were are here. Imagine explaining anything modern with them, to them, it's still magic.

  • Al Gore already came up with Man Bear Pig. However Pig Monkey does have a nice ring to it.

  • @UtherPendragan Basically, it means we're Primeapes. I can get behind that.

  • @UtherPendragan

    IM SUPER SERIOUS>

  • I am not an atheist. I am a religious Jew. I believe the bible was somehow given by god to moses and the story of creation is metaphorical.and has deeper meanings. I am a man of science and religion.

  • @raffis2cool Judaism doesn't work for understanding human origin. No matter how much u try to reinterpret it--u still have a god who created u out of nothing. Look a little closer into your religion, and esp. into evolution, and you'll see the incompatibility of the two.

  • @raffis2cool I agree with you mate, metaphorical from when it was written, I think. That's why Islam & Christianity steal the metaphor and denigrate the source so the two daughter religions are founded upon sanctified anti-Semitism.

    The absent father? Hellenism, allegorically speaking.

    And Pat Condell rocks!

  • @raffis2cool "I am Jew"

    That is ok,Pat has nothing against judaism. He is not really an atheist. He is just anti-christian and anti-Islam. He thinks Judaism is the only religion that does not suck. In fact, the only reason Patty minds Islam, is due to it threatens Judaism. I only heard Patty say something negative about Judaism once.. And then it wasn't even Judaism, it was Israel, and he immediately added afterwards. "I have jewish friends." That's our Patty, ever the hypocrite.

  • @Wylff ,Where do you get your knowledge from ? Pat is a very outspoken atheist.

  • @JesusWasAnAsshole I get all my knowledge about Pat, from Pat.

    "Pat outspoken atheist "

    No, he is a very outspoken anti-christian anti-islam, he is not an atheist.

    I get it from the fact that I have heard Pat call Christians for dirty pedophilians, and muslims for filthy pigs. But he has never said a single word about Judaism, execpt in one video where he praised jews. Don't misstake Pat for an atheist, he is just hiding his hatred for Christianity and Islam behind that word.

  • @Wylff

    too stupid to tell the difference between a place to live and a religion - never mind - you'll get it one day with a bit of self education

  • I, for one, welcome our new pig-monkey overlords... Oh wait! That's US! Cool beans!

  • Pretty good Mate!

  • I don't know what we were before the Annunaki got a hold of us but there's a reason that the 2nd & 3rd human Genomes are "fused" together (or is it the 3rd and 4th). Supposedly that shit does not happen in nature all by itself...apparently there was a little help there. I don't know if we came from pigs, monkeys or pigmonkeys but either way, the understanding I hold is that the Annunaki had something to do with it....loooooooong ago.

  • pig monkeys ha ha

  • pig monkets ha ha

  • LOL! That was awesome.

  • you said "natural selection" we believe natural selection, not evolution.

  • if you crossed a monkey with a pig you would get a punkey or a mig. Or perhaps a punk flying a mig.

  • quite possible!

  • Both creation and evolution theories are blasphemy and lies!!

    Hail to the pastafarian monster!

  • Well, i'm a white pig-monkey. I grunt whenever coughlan stutters nonsense out of his mouth.

    Coughlan: Me, myself and I....I am the good princess, because.... and well PAT is such a bad boy. SOooooo naughty!

  • A friend of mine, who is and atheist, sent me a link to this video. I think you are good at comedy and I will be back. Thanks for the laughs ;)

  • "we have evolved from lower spicies such as lizards, apes and born again Republicans":-DDD

  • @GG20033 no wonder we are so FUCKED!

  • Religion May Have Evolved Because Of Its Ability To Help People Exercise Self-control. Part of self control is having the confidence that thousands of people will back up your opinions. Thousands of people in a mob. Try bringing up a scientifically-based theory to such a mob. It's a pain in the neck to excercise calm self-control when that mob is attcking you. I bet a lot of you have been in such a situation.

  • I like this theory, I think I'll discuss it with my old biology teacher.

  • @harrysonofbob Do you know where the Jews come from ?

  • @kolkrabe19 um, yeah kinda, why?

  • @harrysonofbob So then tell me, where do the Jews come from ?

  • @kolkrabe19 haha, i dont understand why your asking me this, but i figure they come from wherever abraham was from, or something like that, because abraham was the first Jew, apperently.

  • @harrysonofbob So the Jews come from the land of Abraham ?

  • i don't know whether you are a big-monkey descendant or not, but once thing is for sure,you are no better than a fucking skunk,if not you wouldn't have to wear deodorant to hide the rancid bad smell that your body oozes,not to mention your mouth.ah!! and that lovely vampire-like tendencies of tasting cooked blood masked with spices and herbs from animal carcasses is a God's gift to humanity.Ah,and yes, humans were able to reproduce with monkeys thousand of years ago...bummer! too bad for you!

  • the bible says that god created adam,then eve came from adam's ribs,afterwards they were expel from "paradise" after supposedly having sex,something that adam knew about before he even ate the apple,when he acknowledged that he was gonna have descendants,well he did,he had two sons,what amazes me is the fact that god created more women for adam's sons and not exactly from the ribs of adam.where did this women came from? how were they created? this part is very well kept "hidden" by creationists.

  • freedom and faith exist.your a example of how we can talk rubbish and still breath the next day.:)

  • @mickwillie1 You can't get past yourself, you fucking stupid, illiterate cliche!

  • wind up merchant ,i said it before pat and i,ll say it again,where did you dig your conscience up from m8.?as for faith,faith can never die m8.not even satan can kill it.if there is such a being.you have faith your hand will pick up your cup and lift it towards your mouth.

    faith is always true and is never a lie m8.

  • The Theory of Gravity vs Intelligent Falling.

    Discuss.

  • @GluttonForSex Result is the same, no discussion needed. Objection ?

  • I doubt you will get anything from crossing a pig with a monkey because they are not closely related. They might have had same ancestors (sorry dont know how to say it in english) but they are different species now.

  • @B0MBALI9

    This was a joke, actually.

  • @NUTCASE71733 Oh, I see.

  • I demand that evolution be taught in Sunday school so that children can have both sides of the argument.

  • Pig + monky = Punky

  • @Shahal1 More like Chunky. lol haha.

  • "give an example of a genetic mutation or an evolutionary process which can be seen to increase the information in the genome" - quite a reasonable question that one would expect

  • great museum ,a pic of kim jung ill is there as he was born out of an egg

  • You're a Funny Guy patcondell  !

  • Where does Condell come from ?

  • The union between the monkey and the pig didn't produce humans...it produced ARSEHOLES. You can see their shiny cars parked in 'the middle of the road' day after tomorrow - or sooner - while they pray for the world's hungry.

    A video of this 'activity' would go down 'a bomb' in Somalia after the local,s got over the flotilla of vativan planes delivering aid.

  • Sorry to say this but you've completely misunderstood evolution theory (fact). There is no missing link. Evolution should be taught in science class and leave the creation myths for religious education. Truth is not relative, sorry.

  • @TheMogulmonster While we are cousins of both the monkey and the pig (and indeed everything, when you get down to it!), you can probably rest easy knowing Pat was being sarcastic in this video. I'm sure he knows evolution doesn't work that way.

  • @curiouscale ah... you know, its hard to tell these days. Some completely bonkers stuff out there.

  • Long Live the Pig-Monkey Race.

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  • you and other people will find out that the now is a feed back of the future. the future is feed back to the now that is how life started .i know you do not understand time and space very much. time and space is an illusion it movement looks one way to us ,that is the illusion .science will not tell you time and space is one thing . it is not.time and space . the movement of time gives the illusion space . time that moves more then one way gives the illusion of no time .

  • there is a third theory and a very good one at that called spontaneity life. it state any where life can start it will star.t any place life can start it will start spontaneously.science has shown that light-wave and microwave can carry information about one animal to another animal . life always start in a nuclear reactor in the rod room life clog it up . new life never before seen seen life on earth and it is a problem . life mutates it dose not evolve and it dose it spontaneously.

  • born again republicans hahaha

  • You have no evidence that we are not pig-monkeys. It can only be true.

  • @darkmater4tm Well there are... Hundreds of skeletons of human evolution on which you can see how skull developed from ape like to more human like...

  • @Buceroo21

    Atheists "believe" one thing only: that there are no gods or supernatural beings.

    The cosmological origin theories have nothing to do with being an atheist.

    Now: THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS "believe" the universe came from a "singularity" - extremely condensed speck of matter, but the theory is being now challenged by the newest proposition of the M theory. In fact no one can say for sure how it all happened, so how did the bearded geezer come into the picture?

  • @oldpiq !!"megative"??? atheists ...do not believe...that there is proof beyond reasonable doubt of the necessity for an existence form/from a pre-existant creator (or post-existant re-creator). agnostics (indifferent to a gnostic) "just dont know" if there is no evidence for the possibility of falsification even of contradictory terms such as believing and disbelieving something is the same thing as definitely MAYBE is existing & PERHAPS "definition of god" (positive) maybe not!

  • @remindbender me no reading the non-English gibberish.

  • @oldpiq me riddim me boppa yazz know perhaps you dont need ( ) "ass a s lack hole) translation you need sub*port its called homoglohoboish. its not like any other malltalk of the downtownclown you know(what) you are(no~thin*g*) hehe missing...(in action) saTTisfaction? its thought of the pla(Y)net. all over the ()wor()d the h.c. for the hardcore fans fanatics g honoris causa
  • Respond to this video...told... secondary old school !sold for the minuteman:before there was semantics on romantics hehehe there were semiotics ;-)

    sorry 4~me bed language ;-)

    "gasförmiges wirbeltier""gasförmiger zirbelstier"

    abtteilung mitleitung

    drüssen & düsen

    the h.c.

    for the hardcore fans fanatics göd hönöris causal :-)

    hehe

    half bagpiper half pepperoni on the pizza

  • so he made adam from dust then he was like instead of making eve from dust im gunna rip one of your ribs out instead

  • @Buceroo21 So what did your god come from?

  • a better question is where or who gave people their beliefs.all system on earth all religions,all governments and all laws system are base on God good OR bad people punishment base on beliefs or acts what makes good people do this,the killing or enslaving bad people and keeping of poor people propriety the good people call these thing war,prison and confiscation unpaid tax's or illegal drug money some time you trow some torturer in if you are a good person just calling drunks or terrorists

  • @greenearthnazi20204u relax my friend the torture of having no brain to gain never stops if it is one ;-)

    the best questions would be why you know how ;-) (one would like) 2 be make sense (s)too(l)

    *backwardsevenfrombehind*

  • @remindbender you and other people will find out that the now is a feed back of the future. the future is feed back to the now that is how life started .i know you do not understand time and space very much time and space is an illusion it move look one way to us that is the illusion science will not tell you time and space is one thing not time and space . the movement of time gives the illusion space . time that moves more then one way gives the illusion of no time .

  • @greenearthnazi20204u

    Feedback: Reform performs transformation...

    do not not... ...if "Y"... would have an epistemological agenda it would be for(th/ce) free~form the n* trance~formation*s ~~~is there all in one or none in all information~~~history „seen“ repeatedly as a dialecclectic process can be experienced analog mutual integration! illusion... but then...words again ;-)

  • FFS get a grip with Sumerian history, the missing link will never be found because the Annunaki interfered with early man and after a long time we we evolved?????? no they created us.

  • Annunaki Pat, Annunaki

  • What happened to the matching rib?

  • THE ILLUSION IS THE BELIEF IN GOOD AND PEOPLE ALL RELIGION ALL GOVERNMENT ALL LAWS ARE BASE ON THIS BELIEF.THERE IS ONLY ONE TEACHING THAT IS NOT BASE ON THIS IS LOVE AND TRUTH . THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS IS THE ONLY ONE BUT PEOPLE MIX IT WITH JEWS TEACHINGS OF GOOD AND BAD. they are many MISSING TEACHING OR LOST Teachings of JC. GOOD PART IS I CAN FEEL IN MANY OF HIS LOST TEACHING OF LOVE AND TRUTH. REALITY OWNS EVERYTHING.THERE IS NOTHING TO GAIN OR LOSE . you use the same good and bad people

  • @greenearthnazi20204u Um, jesus was a jew.. did that bit escape you?

    THIS PIG-MONKEY HAS SPOKEN!

  • @losghost GOD SON HAD NO COUNTY .YOU ARE SMART.

  • Respond to this video... KEY WORD BELIEF IN GOD OR atheism BELIEF IS NOT TRUE OR UNKNOWN. 100% GOD OR atheism IS PEOPLE KISS MY ASS LET GUESS YOU CALL A BELIEF THE TRUTH KISS MY ASS I AM PRO GOD .DO NOT LIKE RELIGIONS ,GOVERNMENT AND atheism , I LOVE PEOPLE  RELIGIONS ,GOVERNMENT AND atheism ARE BELIEFS.

  • @greenearthnazi20204u ATHEISM is not a belief, it's a conclusion. How do you believe not to believe in something? You are making an assertion, there is god. We are saying, show us. No? You liar.

    I find it funny, you are an ATHEIST too. Anything any Jaine, Hindu, Muslim, Taoist, Sikh, Scientologist, Hari Chrishna, or Jew ever said anything to convince you their religion was the right path for you and that damnation followed if you didn't worship their way and that you better convert or else?

  • @greenearthnazi20204u atheism is a belief . you believe just as religion believe in god it is your belief i hate beliefs look up what belief means.i did for you something believed; an opinion or conviction: a belief that the earth is flat. 2. confidence in the truth or existence of something not immediately . can not validate maybe i know GOD IT WOULD ONLY BE YOUR BELIEF ETHER WAY RELIGIONS OR atheism BELIEF THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT GOD IS JUST AS YOU DO NOT . REAL SCIENTIST WOULD LAUGH

  • @greenearthnazi20204u nothing to gain or lose but time left to get it right .~.

    you are bright& i'm no wrong bout being doing so strong :-) you can find the lost teachings of buddha in the dark in jesus. just together because of chronological rea(l)sons: the disillusion is the blind belief in elvis! ;-)

  • Its OK to believe in a divine creator or God - because he may be something so complex and divine that our human minds cannot even comprehend it, probably not a big old guy with a beard on a cloud however. But believing in 1 man 1 woman starting mankind is silly.

    I also refuse to believe in a Divine creator that is deceptive and would put fossils in the earth just to fuck with us, or was that Satan that did that?

  • @jadaya1234 my religious veiws exactly.

  • LOL.

    Pat Donnell comes from......check this out.

    His mother (the pig) got fucked by his father (the monkey) and he was born...LOL.

    Fucking retard.....LOL

  • @audi940 Yoyur comment sure shows your level of intelligence. Can you even read, I wonder?

  • For me "creation" is "to emerge from nothing" but disguised and idealized...

  • indeed!

    

  • lol i love this guy

  • @xMcLoven thats a good question. Heres the answer, in my opinion....

    The universe is amazing. It is also paradoxical. It had to have began somewhere, but whatever caused it's begining must also have had a begining. This paradox cannot be solved by science OR belief in god--it seems to be completly beyond human comprehension at the moment. Athiests (at least me) acknowledge that we dont know everything about how the universe was created, when the religious claim their holy books tell it all