CHEATING on my GIRLFRIEND!! :/

[c032970]

proffesor dickface lmao WTF

[143Bagel143]

hhahahahahhhahahahahahha

[imamcool61]

Voldemore :D

[14thevampirediaries]

I like those names.

[14thevampirediaries]

You should name her either Katerina, Betty, Bobo, Helena, Elena or Bonnie.

[whatsmyfuture]

fuck you.

[kikination56]

jessica simpson cause shes blonde

[StinkyPoop1000]

Guinea pigs get really annoying after 5 years....I feel bad for you :P (i had 2)

[ilyem999]

brown eyed girl ^-^

[tiffany2345tig]

prodigy

[kpena2008]

lil wane

[uwantotmakemeballin]

Sora! :)

[ChristianBeadlsFan]

justin bieber..

[Hellokitty11ismyname]

scamper or twitch or goldilocks haha

[JMathewsMan]

like a kid your age knows what "the one" is? Into chocolate are you? :P

[popprincessaa]

Roman Zolanski :)

[ShadeOmbra95]

nugget!!! or patches!!!!



[devinfadoil100]

fluffy duck (:

[rj566]

epic winner :P thugnificent

[uwish0101]

Your soooo wierd....I love it

[taimaish3w]

MrFrench

[Ultramainiac]

Name it bigfoot I would

[lmgooner]

How the fuck have I got on to watching this?

[xxbloodysoulxxfulify]

Butterfinger :3

[CRminecraft1]

cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee

[babygirlrae796]

you shoud deff name her calico cause she has a calic ! (:

[Claybear17]

Snee snaw.

[cutemagie]

Polly-Rastus-Watermelon-Rat-Sm­urf-Jones or Princess Consuela-Banana-Hammock or Pineapple O.o

I like them names, and I hope you do to -:l (serious face)

[eacoJaE]

U rubbed ur dick all over your face like 4 times

[livelaughlove123747]

Queen Blonde or Queen Justin Bieber, or even blonde blondiee

[lpscheeta123]

bugsy

[theoriginaltyler]

Queen Beatrice

[whitetrash1202]

blondie



[JoshPTV]

Rochelle

[UltimateG4m3rs]

Bobart

[UltimateG4m3rs]

Steve...

[UltimateG4m3rs]

Jb

[UltimateG4m3rs]

Kristen Bell

[diglightdig]

How about Toby Turner or Tobuscus...get it?

[ERMIV1]

princess banana shack

[koblin81]

name her the: cutie that shot the guy with an arrow to his knee

[shirtsareoverrated]

Winning name: Notorious P.I.G.

It's classic. Thanks for all the ideas guyz!

[kayjaybean]

@shirtsareoverrated You can call her Tori for short! :P

[SuperCheddz]

I'd call her Bombshell (like a blonde Bombshell) lovin the vids :)

[RobynJessCovers]

or zara

[RobynJessCovers]

ALBERT

[TheRoseofWood]

majestic grandma.

[Ryomaechizen120]

FunniBone :3

[dzc4627]

BUG EYE TWINKIE OR TWINKIE!!!!!

[recordingmylife123]

phook yu

[nicolecz11]

jareda

[recomendogames]

super sunshine

[iJustinn]

white lightning

[frazzledazzle8887]

Conina O'brien (Conan O'brien...get it..hehe) Your hilarious and so entertaining to watch =)

[thehaunteddaily]

cutie mc.snookie

[KarmaKatastrophe19]

Riley :)

[eass]

pomme de terre

[eass]

Jizzfarts

[eass]

cum dumpster

[eass]

barneby

[jodiecath13]

Bridget bardot :P

[natypao19]

omgggg i love youuu! hahahaha and YES! you ARE hilarious! :D haha

[recordingmylife123]

phook yu

[ibrockinurworld69]

goldilocks! you know you like it...;)

[irockursocks62]

Waldina !

[irockursocks62]

Majesty, grace maybe debbie !

[tigger2244]

rosie

[DerekVeasna]

PROFFESOR DICKFACE!haha kidding

[fANNAsiZe]

mistress bovina.

[WeirdRaichu]

FluffyThunder

[IDGAFudge69]

Matilda Evelyn Nancy Rose

[thebelljarkid]

You should name her Inception haha

[thebelljarkid]

I read the description box first so the joke was ruined for me! :(

[magicbananas1111]

senora snugglybuns McCuddlewiggins

[TheBuibettes]

Hit Girl (the kickass girl), blondie, Helen Keller

[supasta3]

Professor dumbleham.

[awkwardaydzzz]

Professor Dickface

[eass]

ignacious

[eass]

noodle

[Kcslgvr]

Name her after some random celebrity, they always make for the best pet names. Dolly Parton? Shelly Duvall? Whoopi Goldberg? You get the point :cP

Love the "This is America" Poster by the way : )

[Lexi1126923]

Optimus Jane Prime

[jessalynxwright]

Or you know what'd be really cool? Name her after a pokemon. I'd name her after a pokemon.

[jessalynxwright]

Bodacious Becky.

Shaniqua.

Bon qui qui.

Doris Schutt [door is shut? ;P]

Barb E. Dahl

and if all else fails, you can call her Jessi Slaughter.

[bieber1102]

AHHHHHHHHAHAHA I DIED LAUGHING

[narutoninetails12]

The ninja Naomi

[UnknownNewYorker]

pineapple puffcake

[keziacansleep]

fried twinkie

[Tatiannaloveableford]

Prinsess banana ... Money maker ... Chick-a-rea... Snookie ...

[sarcasmpersuasion]

lady downton abbey, cause she looks very classy

[genabeanable]

flying pig

[Jillian303]

tinkles, cashew or pickle

[NeonNerd13]

name her chicken nugget!!!



[dustin10101]

Giggles The Giant.

[rapperpwn]

sausage mahoney!!!!

[Flajenny1]

Golden goddess

[LifeIsGood1O1]

bieber, or miley

[recordingmylife123]

phook yu!

[STKeTcH]

Pigtree

[TheAirsoftTAA]

twinky

[CustardAndCreamPie]

BOOM lol now i have your attention i shouldnt have but yeah i would probs name her something like popcorn :3

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

I still vote Miss Piggy.

[rachelvanpamel]

Tornainbow.

[samiamMEOW]

vanilla dumpling !

[kayleighrm23]

I just got a hamster.. not as cool :P but he is very cute :D I named him Tequila, because everybody loves tequila <3

[westoptime]

Topanga (from Boy Meets World) :)

[CMMusicMixx]

bam cake.

[taylor8695]

Jigggy!



[iroi1996]

pikachu

[SuperPirateee23]

Sandra. Or Jessica or Kayla. Idk.

[ecuadorm1]

lol



[123Shelbi]

Big Birthah! :D

[007Hdysseus]

Guinea Weasley?

[pootinhammer]

name her snookie, or po, or dookie, or luffy (from one piece)

[recordingmylife123]

phook yu

[famous1779]

puffels

[deidrefunk]

bernice for the love of god name her bernice

[21Briap]

I know someone already commented this but I thought of Twinkie!

[JerzyBoyReviews]

Regina Venus Butterworth.

[famous1779]

@JerzyBoyReviews lol

[e4epic]

Regina Porcella (it means queen little pig, but its in latin so obviously its way cooler) :)

[K8thegreat13]

Ginny Von Cheeserson :)

[ATLSwagPrincess]

Blondie or twinky or cream puff

[StarStar3333]

Pixel

[sarahnbd]

Blonde Ivy. 

[StarStar3333]

beauty

[StarStar3333]

Star

[StarStar3333]

Junebug

[StarStar3333]

bubbles

[StarStar3333]

Buttons

[StarStar3333]

Poppy

[StarStar3333]

Echo

Harmony

Jazz/Jazzy

[Soljabunny47]

Butters, pancake, Celein Dion (sp?), Taylor Swift, Swifty, Tub 'O' Lard, Cutie

[StarStar3333]

Kisses

[lovershadowperson93]

Cosmic Creepers

[Cassandrax731]

Princess Beyonce

[jelanidozier]

miss piggy

[CrunchyArts]

The blonde ultimatum

[jodiecath13]

Toast, jellybean, athena, aphrodite, hera. since you said goddess :D heheh

[fuckyou4480]

blondebeauty.

[BobbiC96]

Butterscotch

[sammieshim]

the guinea pig formally known as blondie.

colonel mustard in the cage with a carrot.

or just plain colonel mustard. :)

great videos btw. big fan. :)

[TheRosieShmosie]

Aww what a cutie! You should name her little miss sunshine because shes little and yellow like sunshine :D

[11plays22]

yolanda

[RobertBordenMusic]

Sheriff Genevieve O’Harris. good.

I THINK YOU’RE HILARIOUS!

[Stormriver155]

Blondcahontas

[davesha012]

miss awesome oprah winfred-jones <3

[BangiBleedPink]

Blondie McCowlick.

[ashlynisom]

I'm thinking Sister because isn't that what you call a Reverand's wife? Like Sister so and so? So I'm thinking Sister Nala. Nala because she's blonde like Nala off of The Lion King(:

So Sister Nala Insert Roomates Last Name it is(:

[limedesi4]

I was so relieved when you showed your guinea pig...I really thought you were serious about the whole cheating thing! but as for a name, how about Emma (as in the Watson variety) or Princess Leah?

[demosthenets]

Lance Corpral Fozzington..... :D

[EmmaTheTalkativeOne]

blond bombshell xDD ahaha

[kayvayyeah]

shanell the dark one

[OmayraLaNecia]

Name her bellatrix :)

[shadowex8]

name it deltrease

[rayroe777]

Cthulu



[delx3x3]

but name her OJ... or delaney

[delx3x3]

ITS ADORABLE OMG

[torcoseale]

Maggiepie<3

[homboygcg]

canichiwua

[candy60901]

biddy



[erinaballoon]

roberta.

[recordingmylife123]

Phook Yu

[TheLivster1234]

SuperNinjaTurtle :)



[theworldisnotmine]

I say you name her Svetlana!! aka Sveti (and no, not after the extremely busty and intoxicated Dead Island character but after the custom leopard-print AK-47 that was named Svetlana by 'her' designer)

[raiderrc64]

Mitch Bade



[MajorlySweets]

Grizzlies

[12345nadine]

FUZZLET.

[TheRuneCreep]

King Gordy!

[irockursocks62]

Wilma 

[GhostG0D]

You're not funny, but you are a fucking cool guy. Her name is now Dilium.

[DonteatLucky]

La - sha (Ladasha)

[MrWoosiewoo]

Without a doubt she's got to called Matilda...named after the skeleton standing next to the front window in my room. ;D

[brandylabranche]

Your such a man jared, no guy were i live would DARE to own a guinea pig, cause its "gay". I will marry a man like you one day! And you should name her frachesca! mytoecold mentioned that name in a video a long time ago about a teacher pedophile, and it remains to be my favorite silly name for a girl.

[iknowyouwanttofly]

Yay! love that you got another guniey pig.

[AskAlice321]

You should name her Gwendolyn...it's such a pretty name for such a pretty guinea pig

[CutiePie4325]

chuck testa. wait, that's a man. chick testa?

kitty (like a cat, but she's a guinea pig. i am so clever)

weasel

lola (like that song about a chick who was really a dude)

miss muffin (don't judge me. you don't know me)

chewy, crunchy, or any other adjective that would generally be associated with food

you can add as many prefixes (professor, doctor, reverend, miss, etc.) or suffixes (esquire, the third, -san, dds, senior, etc.) as you want. :3

is anyone else getting bizarre video suggestions?

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Twinky