Russell Peters - How South Africans Talk

[Sifumenumusa]

this is wack, im offended but i gues it is funny for the asses out there. IM black and dont like the fact that an outsider cn cum to SA n choose to mock my language... dude doesnt even know where he belongs, i wud rather hear trevor , kau or sum ada south african talk crap bwt my pple and their country

[GepettoFreak]

@Sifumenumusa Lol dude. He makes fun with every country - even his own! Actually, a lot about his own. Don't be so offended. 

[KrumpingMonkey]

boring



[IAmCaptainMarvel]

"Indian capital = England"

Ahh this... This guy knows what's up.. He uh, he knows how fucking bad we have it.

[Mrsjujubee1987]

Boring

[jfwwfc19]

'NOT JAMAICA' you don't need to explain your jokes otherwise they're not funny...

[spinemelter2000]

This fellow has done a lot of traveling.

[Dshn2012]

I'd like to see Russel go up against Trevor Noah... =D

[trovoeter]

O bua mmao

[YAOIHUNTER3000]

Ma se poes lol

[megasrd123]

Im offended and I find this South African

[wolfieinu]

@megasrd123 I'm a comment and I find your South African hilarious :D

[whtthehell1234567]

It's a joke, if Ur do offended dnf watch or comment ?!?!!?

[vivid3mo]

Asshole...i'm from South Africa

btw u guys american's could'nt play football (the real version) if your life deppended on it!!

[Craziertwenty]

This guy is a jack ass..

[Craziertwenty]

The Language in God must be crazy isnt really in S. Africa.. Just Up CT... Its between Namibia and Botswana.. In The KALAHARI

[kabovill]

@Craziertwenty Yep, actually they were speaking Tswana (the S/African version)

[Craziertwenty]

@kabovill Who do you meant? N!xau??

[7watchingit]

lol "poprocks"

[kiky1406]

I'm originally South African and speak English, Afrikaans, German and a little Xhosa and i loved this video! With the rich diversity that South Africa holds it's good to have a sense of humor - like a big family and normal sibling teasing going around. I live in Australia for most of the year but I always look forward going back home to where my heart will always be and that is in South Africa!!

[UrbanButterflyy]

I'm afrikaans and this is flippin snaaks!!!

[NameSadlyTaken]

I'm South African * :) * and I pissed my pants watching this. Hilarious :)

[SaifDude95]

YAMON!!!

[ninoboeing]

This is xhosa, but african sounds like dutch

[davedabom2204]

@ninoboeing nino weet je zeket dat het DIE taal is in zuid afrika spreken ze tientallen talen dus

[samgar2]

@davedabom2204

Dat geklik is specifiek voor Xhosa.

[johnnyflowerboy]

@samgar2 Dat geklik is niet specifiek voor Xhosa ;-)

[cheetahgirlfan32]

LMFAO im laughin i ain't african but LOL @ the yeah mon part!! crazy drunk white lady lolzz

[TheBacha12345]

Don't make fun of anu language,ppl, culture........Even in joke....don't make fun of motherland n mother

[RPSM101]

@TheBacha12345 why not?

[TheBacha12345]

@RPSM101 well ! No one likes disrespecting his/her mother and motherland.

[RPSM101]

@TheBacha12345 I do, a pillar of English culture is taking the royal piss out of each other!

[benjazikinzie]

I love Russell Peters! Canada :)

[Dupe16118]

fuck SEOUTH AAFRIKA

[Craziertwenty]

@Dupe16118 fuck you too...whats wrong with your problem, son??? :D :D

[upbomb]

That African laugh sounds evil

[aMaritze]

My fellow South Africans here need to seriously lighten up!

Talk about a bunch of humourless idiots, jesus.

[thando460]

owk this isnt funny..im south african



[matyumza]

this is a dom naai i dont find this funi

[nellie2581]

I love how South Africans talk

[Ridder2etc]

Yo, this POES is mad offensive! from south africa

[Dshn2012]

@Ridder2etc haha, dude.. when you say POES, u dont need to add 'from south africa' to the end.. your homies can see you!! :p

[phakememtheku]

stupic prick doesnt know what he is taking about. Im from South Africa and I dont know a language that sounds like that. this loser should do some basic research before making notsofunny jokes about South Africans....or maybe he should stick to making jokes about his own people! dumbass

[TheTheobear]

@phakememtheku ...or maybe you should lighten up and have a sense of humour ??

[Sean121ful]

I'm South African and I found this too funny...he definetly made fun of the Xhosa people...

[blouoogmonster]

@hileratohere bru you deffenitly forgot about khosa!!! thats a clicking language

[Emustrider]

Why is it that the top comment is always a requote of what is said in the video!? ITS NOT FUNNY TO REPEAT THE PUNCHLINE!!!

[Mearonm]

@Emustrider lol why do you care so much it's just a comment dude

[seemeification]

the top comments can both stop ruining the fun and shut the pie holes he makes fun of everybody

[TheBombaydude]

this is still funny... OH MY GOD..... (click)Obile !!!!! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[dominicano899]

"saca soo nah se ne ba, hahahahaha. Than i almost got into a fight with them cause i'm eating pop rocks and they thought i was swearing at them" This guy is TOO funny man lol.

[MagdaKnyszynski]

YEAAAA MANNNNN!

[Phoenixtear101]

Beware of the Pop Rocks!

[lucas923001]

YA MAN!!!

[ItachiCyrenna]

who knew pop rocks could be so dangerous?!? LMAO.

my parents are from south africa. you'd be surprised how fast they talk!

[abdallah3abdallah]

what's the name of the dvd guys?

[Surydah]

that's my language...

[AjahDawn]

i'm African and I wish I spoke in clicks.

[craicbaby]

I'm from the US, but I've been mistaken for being from South Africa a few times. Even other South Africans think I'm one of them. It's weird.

[CGJUGO80]

i'm guessing this is more like deep mid African tribal language..cuz in south afrika(suth ufreeka) they speak english :p

[kaot96]

YAAAA MAAAAN:D:D

[220773]

South Africans generally speak a mixture of Dutch-Afrikaans influenced English and many similarities to the English spoken in Aussie and New Zealand. It can be very particular at times, you wouldn't even believe their native language is English (in most of the cases, in fact, it is NOT, Afrikaans Dutch is their language)...

Listen to Bruce Grobbelaar or Johnny Clegg and you'll be surprised.

The upper classes instead do COPY British posh English. And they do it very well...

[dunti21]

@220773 Upper class people don't COPY the british accent. They just talk like that, as Durban is mainly English speaking, and SA was English colony too...

[echosmyron625]

Xhosa is the "click language" heard commonly in South Africa. It is the most widely spoken language in the country on a national scale; however, you're unlikely to hear it if you travel there simply because English is waaaaaaay more dominant in urban areas. You'll def. hear some Afrikaans in Cape Town and some Setswana in Joburg but Xhosa is harder to hear. I took Xhosa classes and it is the hardest thing in the world for a Western tongue to learn.

[Dshn2012]

Ahh... Your facts are WRONG, u should reffer back to your little American textbook next time you decide to type. - take it from an actual S.African! wanabe!

[echosmyron625]

@Dshn2012 Never really claimed it as "fact," but of the times I've been to South Africa that has been my experience.

[gokubangchichi]

YAAAA MANN LOL

[SteffeeeTheAwesome]

haaahaaa

[StefanKahler]

HAHAHAHAHA xDD FUNNY AS HELL MAN :D

"I'm Indian and we have own own motherland...England" xD

[Tinke4Ever]

HAHA loved the pop-rocks joke :D

[kirtankkkk]

"we have our own motherland..England"...This guy is funny..!!!

But does he have any integrity??

[8l1ndman]

@kirtankkkk uhm....no???

[fatbuffalo]

@kirtankkkk integrity has to be sacrificed to be extremely funny unfortunately

[kirtankkkk]

@fatbuffalo - hmm :)

[Salsabravaradio]

@kirtankkkk integriwhat?

[kirtankkkk]

@Salsabravaradio  :) no probs dude. i got my answer.

[hileratohere]

this is kak funny im from south africa i dont talk like that some people think im american and know one talks like that, that isnt any language in south africa unless he was in cape town>> I LOVED THIS

[joyation]

@hileratohere

So the three Khoisan language families of southern Africa aren't in South Africa?



[hileratohere]

@joyation haha nope maybe africa but i live in south africa and everyone talks normally we dont have clicks i've never even heard of Khoisan??

[NebulusAftershock]

@hileratohere Dude, that is a language. X'thosa, I think. I'm from SA too, but I'm not sure the name of that language. I think there are more than one that use clicking.

[hileratohere]

@NebulusAftershock coolness but theres Xhosa tswana sesotho but only xhosa has clicks I'm zulu and only some words have clicks but we don't talk like that (:

[GAM3LiN3R]

@hileratohere I'm South African too bruh/ There are people who talk like that all over SA not just in Cape Town......... This vid is awesome

[Tongandingo1]

@hileratohere

hes imitating xhosa brah mainly spoken in joburg not in the cape

[MrSeasunder]

@Tongandingo1 Xhosa is mainly spoken in the Eastern and Western Cape.

[omerissak]

@hileratohere

its called "zuoolo"

[essackam]

@omerissak Zulu.... but zulu doesnt have so many clicks. its Xhosa pronounced "click of the tongue" sa..... lol.... as a south african all these offensive comments are lies... hilerat...... is south african and probably from Johannesburg due to the

KAK funny.... i dont know why everything is emphasized with kak in Jozi but it works. However if you want a great South-African comedian search

Trevor Noah

My personal favourite.

[rleb09]

@hileratohere kak = shit? do you speak Afrikaans? lol

[23Cruzj]

lol i craked up b4 in front of some indian lady that talked funny..... :)

[TheIdourmom247]

the fuck u talking about they talk like this unung nung nung nung nung num

[XxBlackWidowxX1]

"ya mann!" xDDD

[TheMonkeyboy786]

10 out of 10.

RP is very creative

[wankstarabbit]

whats show is this?

[SkaterTillDeath18]

"I was eating pop rocks and they thought i was swearing at them," BWAHAAHHA Freaking hilarious!

[RahiiA86]

soo funni LOL