Man Speaking German

[pilozard]

Nope. hes speaking in Tagalog.

[Gahllardo]

at least he´s trying

if you listen carefully you´ll be able to understand him

[johncoktostone]

Gibberish. 

[eyemiru]

I like the background

[Tolisakis97]

hahaha

so how he speaks it....he should forget german...

ahahahhah

his

axcent

OMGGG OMGGG

hahahah loll

omg was fürn bob..^xD



[SolverRubiks]

yeah he's speaking german

[yaX344]

I cant understand very much...just Mensch ärgere dich nicht...

[pulsengine]

sounds like a paddy speaking Deutsch

[aYviee]

ich versteh kein wort XD

[trevorkuhn1]

geschite

[MrLoganDunleavy]

Sounds like a very Austrian accent xD

[amazeHannover]

naja so klingts bestimmt auch wenn wir versuchen englisch zu reden

[14razgriz]

NAZI!

[TheHazeGuy]

von 10 wörtern verstehe ich eins

[Footballplayer316]

He is!!! Look at his eyes wen he is talking

[happycamper72397]

He is clearly reading it off of a computer screen!

[majidisdapimp]

fake!

[korn4457]

faaaaaaake

[yomama622]

Was zur Hölle ist er damit sagen? Er klingt wie eine sterbende Katze schreit in Französisch fucked up Deutsch.

[Procrite]

I think it's fairly good.He has an accent but I understand him.

[FiireFllyZ]

כל היהודים גבריםםםםם נאצים זונות

[KennydieWaldfee]

Ich versteh kaum ein Wort aber hast dir mühe gegeben :D

[Lintflas]

isn't that bad, he just needs to improve the pronunciation

[derneuschooer]

nobody understands that..

[NEMERITEANDSHUNI]

i hate this language

[rayboy1995]

@NEMERITEANDSHUNI und ich hasse du, ich lieber Deutsch.

[NEMERITEANDSHUNI]

@rayboy1995 גם אתה מזדיין!

נאצי מסריח!

[Jdd20sYTAccount]

@rayboy1995 You mean- "und ich hasse DICH, ich liebe Deutsch"

[rayboy1995]

@Jdd20sYTAccount Ich bin lernen D:

[Jdd20sYTAccount]

@rayboy1995 alles gut ^^ ich auch

[derdavorn]

@NEMERITEANDSHUNI and everybody who speaks this language hate you ich würde dich gerne totschlagen du schwule ratte!!!

[NEMERITEANDSHUNI]

@derdavorn חחח שתוק שתוק...

[NEMERITEANDSHUNI]

@derdavorn so do you think im a gay rat and you want to kill me? lol i know ger u idiot xD

[beidlschas]

naja so schlecht ist das nicht.. obwohl ich fast nichts verstanden hab xD

[SchmutzigeSocke]

he sayd at the beginning:

"Hallo,

der Rattenfänger von Hameln ist..."

I am living in Hameln. It's not a big city. The rest I haven't understand too.

[MOODYSCOOBY]

Behalten Sie nur zu Englisch, zu verlangsamen

[12kohl]

waaas? Ich hab kein wort verstanden

[SexyKakashi73]

aaahw...

it sounds like dutch! XD

[cherrybomb776]

gotin tag mutter

[JasonBiochemist]

Ich weiss nicht was sagt er, aber er ist sehr schoen.

[weldorn]

wat?

[DefyingNoodles]

Guys stop criticizing him. Read the vid description! It's a contest to see who can guess if he's actually speaking german.

[0BellaMichelle0]

i m german ...and that is a very bad german ..

but keep trying :)

[AJHcorolla]

he ist spragen about die furhur die almighty Kevin Rudd

[fishbong]

And that's what happens if you try to learn German from WWII movies xD

[Eohyr]

I think he was just saying random words. Some were german. I heard a few german words...

[hermangu]

That's terrible German.... but keep trying...

[Sebbbbbbl]

no! i am german and hes not a germnan guy he trys to speak german but a german can hear it easily that he's english or somethin' sorry but no he isnt the man ^^

[XxTheLakeShowxX]

this guy is really speaking german thats what german sounds like and i really want to speak german

[Spiiana]

Ich glaub ich hab statt Dänen Döner verstanden. ^^

[FATPEOPLERULE123]

Dies ist nicht Deutsch.

[arikunisch]

ouh my gosh

:D

i'm german and i only understood about 6 words, the rest is pronounced too bad. xD and anyway he doesn't read full und correct senteces...

yeah, he seems to have used an internet translater.... ^^

[MioRaem]

Der hat sich den Text wohl mit AutoGoogle übersetzen lassen... xD

[Turkenich]

Was fuer eine bischissene Aussprache!

[darkstar55398]

ha du bist sehr schwul! friss scheiss du affen!!!! und ja ess ist

[Nes666]

achja un ich glaaauuuube er erzählt die geschichte von "Mensch ärger dich nicht"

[Nes666]

haha xDDD bei ca. 0:20 klingts wie "indische pieschi" xDD (indian pee) xD gosh

[HesseJamez]

Either it is complete glibberish or should improve the pronounciation first. Same words are clear and correct but it doesn't make sence in the context.

No idea what he's talking about???

[Slovene]

Er liest etwas, in meine meinung.

[VerDad1818]

i see he's reading a script

[SilversteinGirl1]

ich hab nur wenig verstanden =D

[Sh0w7iMe]

Iam german, and understand almost.... nothing

[Rufina72]

Really, I'm german too, an there just a few single words I can understand! xD

I love english or american people trying to speak german!!

[cber8860]

hey i got a question for u as u know american kids are forced to learn spanish fucking spicks do u think german would be a mutch better alternative and a better culture to learn

[Rufina72]

Well I don't know. I think Spanish is a great language (here at school we just learn French/Latin and maby Italian). But it looks so that it's very difficult to learn German, perhaps you do better with Spanish =)

[oshawboi808]

now only if i had a single clue of what u just said

hahaha

[JJG85]

i am german, i understand almost nothing. :D

[JJG85]

otherwise, it is german

[LittleBlackenise]

ja mann :D ich versteh auch nix :D haha

[happywithpropper]

he speaks german but doesnt understand what hes saying

[lejejzerman]

lol, ich bin Franzose und lebe in Deutschland:

Das klingt ganz komisch

Einfach unverständlich ^^

[ILoveMyFlo]

das hört sich total komisch an^^

[SchokiCookies]

xDDDDD hhaahahaa funny

[5lythy]

sound like a uy from the netherlands mixed with some german o.O

[TessaPix]

ok...please, I want to explain you...

in the hole, its not bad, the pronunciation is ok, but the sentences arent really...logical...

cause I am german and I hope you keep on learnin german, cause its a beatiful land and language! xD

[happywithpropper]

ahahahahahaha, deutsche sind immer so bescheiden

[austrian666]

LOL epic fail!!! i didn´t understand anything. this doesn´t even sound like german.

[Arschderwelt2]

Hört sich wie Holländisch an :)

[Karamelmeulchen]

yeah it's german but I didnt understand everything

he shouldn't try if he didn't speak german for a while

(sorry if I made mistakes I'm just a silly german^^)

[guywithscythes]

oh, my fuckin gosh!

that sounds like a british guy speaking dutch!

i am german, and i didn't understand more tha some words.

creepy

[introduction1988]

well im german and i almost understand nothing

[SthealthRaider]

no its english/german

[Gurke30876]

ok im german and i didnt understand anything.... sorry

[nmaxton]

it's just a bunch of words. no coherent sentences.

[davidgbenoba1]

yes he is

[LueMcBruce]

Even though this was posted a couple of years ago, I hope I can still participate ;-)

Well, he DOES speak German albeit a particular dialect which I can't tell, though.

It might also be an attempt of speaking luxemburgian German???

[daniellecrazy12]

im alot german in my blood from my ancestors. i dont know how to speak german though so i dont know if hes really speaking german or not

[gullibitily]

yes its german but he has an american accent, you could cut with a knife

[proff327]

Worthless comment.

[ashlee452]

ich versteh fast nichts

[ilikefish14]

do you speak german?

i'm taking it, and was wondering if u could give me some pointers on how tro get the accent down to pronounce things properly

[lejejzerman]

First, do NOT watch this FAKE video ^^

Secondly, fly to Germany ^^ (the best way to learn how to speak german properly )

[doenervich]

He is speaking German, yes, but the content is crap ^^

[Astaire91]

Oh man was redet der da;D;D; also das net wirklich deutsch::D:D

[VannyXAnn95]

I am from Germany ... he speaks german but not really good . I understand only a few words xD

Also ich glaube das er das einfach nicht richtig aussprechen kann ... !!!

[oOAshleyFanOo]

yep thats probably it :D Ich find das immer so gail wie die das "ch" aussprechn^^

[Xtronix1991]

i live in Hamelin ^^

[KleinesBlondchen94]

I am from Germany...this is not good german...

What is he Talking about? About the 'Rattenfänger von Hemeln'?

I am living near to Hamelin...could someone send me the lyrics? It sounds like a phantasy language...with a little bit german=)

[Blopfchen]

deutsch ? :o nicht !

[JDsAsylumOfficial]

not german

[Coxverehrer]

denmark!(dänisch) only a few of words is german!!

[KleinesBlondchen94]

really?

Wow...you are from denmark?

[Coxverehrer]

no i am german^^

but in holydays i was in denmark

[MASTERLUC5]

I`m from germany

and this is not good

[xSmilyFacex]

sry but I didn't understand a word!! hahahaha but u r so freakin funny!!

[emulas]

well...there are german words in there...but mostly its like...ummm idk...not pure german for sure! Oo (i am german)

[destructicon500]

It's not typical Hochdeutsch (High German)... maybe Schwyzertüütsch (swiss German) or Dutch

[Ecnomic]

No, no, it's not german, it's obviously dutch. It's MY opinion. Because in dutch are many words, that sound exactly like german words, but after them it sounds strange again for german "ears". Well, so, i think it's dutch.

[teamdynasty8]

yes some and others not

[halcc4]

READING !!

[melcher]

Sounds like German spoken without a proper German accent.

[wiisatina]

I just understood "Hallo", "Welt", "Spiele", "und", "nicht", "unter", "mensch" and things like that

[Vegetarier1988]

yes you're right

[toneub]

German! It's not!!! For my german ears ist hindi or somehing...

[Aishmit]

ur raicist

[cageC64]

I love German because it's so much like English in many ways. I have never studied German in my life but I heard much of what he said. But his clear accent helps.

[xXxLittleSheepxXx]

it obviously is german^^

[csplayer123]

I love German!

[AnaloBrutalo92]

it sounds like japanese or something else but not german ??? maybe three or four words but not more:D

[toneub]

yes. some words are. Others are not...

[AaronDulany12]

okay there is german in there, but it is done with the most horrible pronounciation i have ever heard.. and i am german... Lol, he did well on some of the words but overall it was so-so... I like it in a weird way.. sehr gut alter mann...

[Fichtenbrenner]

sounds like Monty Python

[Honda1988]

little german however not perfectly!

note: 5

[cod2losunit]

Hes obviously not German, he's reading it and with a horrid accent. But there were German words in there.

[KathiiLeinx3]

seehr unverständliches deutsch..xxD

[guitarperson2727]

...yeah. he is.

[fjm2008]

nein im half german also and i didnt understand nothing

[Eidenschinker]

Nein...lol

[caique114]

er spricht deutche werter aber nicht mit deutsch satzen

[adamjones416]

Nein ers spricht keine sprache aber er gab deutsch worter .

[Singstar49688]

Its funny how he says lydou or so?!

[Singstar49688]

Ahhhhh what the FUCK is this?

I'm half german and don't understand a word!

[Demysia]

it would be more convincing if it wasn't so broken with pauses.

[shellyateyerface]

Ahahahhahahaha I wish I could speak German XD

[WebkinzLover93]

some words are german but it doesn't make any sense lol!

[hthegraduate]

german, but random words..

[robertbechtel]

Es ist nicht Deutsch, seine Bullshit!

[vidkeeper9]

nur ein paar jibberish

[vidkeeper9]

no hes not speaking Ðerman its jiberish make fun of ur Øwn c£untry

[jkgtitanic]

that is not german my friend speaks german

[derflo84]

Ich verstehe kein Wort!

I don't understand a word!

[PrueHalliwell1971]

er spricht deutsch mit einem starken accent und das was er sagt macht keinen sinn

[aphrodita1to1]

Das ist Deutsch mit einem britischen AkzentXD

[ElementSkater036]

nur ein paar jibberish

[afrodeutsch27]

he is speaking German, but he doesn't make any sense...it is just random words.

[GrandStorm88]

einige wörter sind nur dürchgewürfelte buchstaben, some words are doesnt exist

[yeltonjustin]

yes this is definitely german. dont know german but i took two semesters of it and didnt learn the first thing, but heard the teacher talking this goolash

[semmel]

you are wrong sir.

[Singstar49688]

Ehm ich weiß ja nicht was das ist aber devinitiv kein Deutsch!

Well I don`t know exactly wat is he talking about almost not in german, cause i'm german and i don't really understand a word!

[LadiiehSarii]

Naja er redet da irgendwas über Spiele xD

I thin he's talking about some games??

it is german.. bad german xD as bad as my english ^^

[alg0rithmz]

Yes, this is  german

[julio751]

of course this is latin accent speaking german.

[turducken456]

this is a latin accent

silly goose

[x3Supernannyfreakx3]

he's reading something. he's not german.

[gta4lc]

That is either Polish or Swedish

I know I'm Part German

[prisburning]

er sagt gelegentliche Wörter auf deutsch, aber er spricht deutsch nicht, sozusagen

[ChetCampbell72]

He is definitley not German.

Some words just sound completely wrong.

[LHIED]

he says a lot of numbers...randomly

[123Scears123]

Er spricht Deutsch like me! ;-)

[introduction1988]

he is so not lol... i'm german and this sounds like the german tongue chlichée nothing more!

[Katyflower]

ein teil ist auf jeden fall auf deutsch. er erzählt etwas über den rattenfänger von hameln..das ist auf jeden fall ne deutsche sage oder so was

[Glasmoon90]

... Somehow it sounds like a mix of German and English. X_X

[easyisi95]

in from germany and i think it's german or maybe more like dutch coz' i really didn't understand much of that

[Wehdi14]

Hi, I'm from germany!

This guy is really speaking german. I can't understand all of the words which he have said, but the most are right.

And I know that German is really complicated!

Sry for incorrect grammar ^^

[sueryun]

sounds like dutch to me.....shrug im so bad with accents....lol

[awgdawg16]

hes just saying random german words lick ich nicht ist and aus

[AlmightyJesus]

at least he's trying

[wareagle715]

he's speaking german,but pronouncing many of the words wrong.

[coolbluelights]

it's German allright but I think he's not using correct grammar

[heuteplumpudding]

ich glaub ich hab 30 prozent der wörter verstanden

[hannahroxs12]

this man is british

[7sixx7]

yup hes speaking german. hes either really bad or only knows a few words though. (i speak german)

[Skeeter8820]

yeah its german but you really cant understand what hes saying... i think he knows some but is making up the rest. oh i speak german.

[chadezle]

if u yell it it will sound so much more powerfull

[xchaoticwisperzx]

xDD ugh im gonna start taking german this year in school. ugh i wish i knew it now lol i had no idea what the hell he said

[UntergrundBaer]

it's german, it's hard to understand him, and i'm german ^^

[MissTomKaulitz4eva]

I think he is speaking jibberish!

[quen2906]

it's german but i dont understand a word :D and i am german

[leeoFaaneellii]

no its not German

[shanyiin]

ye' a bit

[Pr00z3]

Hallo. Der Rattenfänger von Hameln ist eine ?????????? mit dem spitzen von ??????? das bei uns unter dem ??????namen "Mensch ärger dich nicht" bekannt wurde ab 1910 .....

Macht kein Sinn und ich versteh auch irgendwie nicht alles. xD