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  • hello

  • hammond: do you know how many times I've been assraped by 0bama's love children? Thousands upon thousands of times... I tell you! ...even though I've only been down here for like 5 mins.... ...thank god you made it down here....

    ....now they can assrape you instead of me... *lulz*

  • In that audio log did anyone hear Elizabeth Crotch?

  • I love how Shipbuilders put spikes in the Zero-G shaft, and still, why put spikes there to begin with?

  • @ShadyDANIEL115 Shipbuilder 1:...you know,lets put spikes in here so if there is ever an alien infection,the peron trying to save everything will have a real hard time getting through this.

    Shipbuilder 2:....yea know,that would be a real dick move

  • genial!!!

  • lol this lvl was realy easy for me i migh put up some walkthroughs of all the games i have and i have like wowsiz 30-40 games :) hard work

  • 7:01 you got jumped XD

  • 5:54 lol I thought that was a monkey XD

  • that woman is so racist. he's almost dead, and she still doesnt trust him

  • 1:06

    ar- are they jumping out of the toilet?

  • Isaac should pick up a sandwich if he's going through food storage, poor dude must be starving by now.

  • hi

  • omg wat guns is that?!?!? when he uses it on the cute lil baby necromorph?????

  • doesn't he kno that those yellow things explode???

  • so, is this game supposed to be a silent protagonist game?

  • @wooboo97 Yup, just like the Master Queef in Gaylo: Buttfucking Evolved.

  • @NineZeroWill

    Halo's amazing, don't know what you're smoking but it must be pretty strong. Stay off that stuff, kid.

  • @vengeanceproductions Kid? Haha your a funny one, and no thanks i'll stick to what i'm smoking, it's good shit.

  • Crickets in space... now ive seen everything >.>

  • 7:06 LEAPFROG!!!!!!

  • 7:03 SPARTAAAAAA!!!!

  • I don't trust kendra she's just sending you all over the place, i bet she's doing something creepy up there or down there I don'w even know where she is at.

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  • wow good thing for the warnin, he was about to take his helmet off

  • 3:18 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool burp.......

  • the baby necromorphs create a whooolle new category of dead baby jokes.

  • Hammond was awesome, even when he was half dead he still wanted to help isaac and deserves a memorial. Kendra was just a lazy bitch :P

  • "Toxicity level too high, a repair technician has been notified"

    Yeah, but, how long ago, a few too many days? He or she, is probably undead, if their body is still in enough pieces!

    Well, I guess, technically, you're a repair technician! You're basically repairing the ship....

  • Something that i dont get is why is isac the only one with helmet

  • @VOltAge37 I think he's their only equipment guy, or techy, and only techies actually need to full suit....

  • @ianflowforever but kendra is also an techi and hammond too

  • @VOltAge37 Forgot....

    Awkward!

    Well, in #2, at least there are other people in suits! With helmets!

  • lol at 07:04 Necrophorm:*jumps* You:*shots in leg*Necrophorm*flies above you*

  • I play all games on hard, this genre is no exception, it just makes me feel like such a bad ass when I complete on the hardest difficulty, and even more of a bad ass on impossible difficulty mwahhahaaahaaa

  • 2 hours after infestation.... hang on im taken a bathroom brake... SHITT its got my balllllllls!!!!!!

  • @soldierpat200 If you get scared easily. Yes. If you can only play well with a HUD, yes. If you play it on hard mode, yes. If you play it on normal and have no focking idea what you're doing, yes. :D

  • "We need to take them out while we can still breathe." No, you mean Isaac can take them out while you struggle to breathe and he has a wonderful time risking his life while you do absolutely NOTHING!

  • HOW EXACTLY LONG IS THIS GAME? MAN I PUT UP FIGHTING THAT FRIGGIN MONSTER THING x8 JUST SO I CAN PLAY THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!

  • and by repair technician you mean Isaac right?

  • at least hannond was trying to fight with issaic

  • s hity chiken

  • i think when theres lots of equipment theres big troble later

  • @blackhawk2104 A-yup. So true. :D

  • haha 7:05 One Legged High Jump :DD

  • Ok no really how is that scientist dude still alive o-o

  • 1:05 CREATURES FROM THE TOILET

  • This game should be played with turtle beaches blasted full volume :D

  • isaac:hammond do you know how many times i've craped in my suit the air can't be any worse out there than here

  • @Falloutfan961 then where dose the suit store the crap :D

  • @Falloutfan961 lmao

  • @Falloutfan961 OMG THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I WOULD PROBABLY SAID IF I WERE ISAAC

  • hammond is a credit to black video game characters. hes survived longer than 2 white characters.

  • @DaRetardion duh. i am black and i know most black people wanna live for ever and know how to do it. white people are too curious. they would stick there heads in a blender to see wah happens e.e

    (but that is how they discovered so many places ) c:

    more white people die everyday than black people (just facts)

  • @andybeta404 so true....

  • @andybeta404 Racist, Fucker... You dont know how many blacks and white's die every day unless you live everywhere. And Who the FUCK would but there head in a blender? Maybe a retard... Or a baby But just because your white doesnt mean SHIT. Damn you mother fucking racist.

  • @Dfireball00 lmfao. first off i am black XD

    i am part Chinese, German, Indian, african, and Spanish and i don't even fit in, i more relate 2 white people >>

    black white or yellow does it matter? people do inherit characteristics based on race but who cares

    any1 is everyone cuz any1 can be any1 they want XD

    sorry if i pissed u off but it is true >>

    people do inherit traits by race.

  • @DaRetardion well... atleast of awkwerd causes. like getting ran over by a truck, crushed in a garbage compacter or shooting cigarrets into another guy's face through a shot gun e- e

  • @DaRetardion lol

  • girl has to stfu about the marker

  • i wonder what kind of suit does isack have cuz the persons in dead space downfall had some of those but didnt work in defence i wonder what kind of suit does he have :/

  • Tip: when you come out of the elevator or enter a room look around and wait alittle bit i did you you did and i got killed

    u just ran into a room and have like 3 necroporphs run at you and tons of those little crab thingy turd at you

  • i killed the regenorating thing i just hope theres no more of those things

  • This must be the easiest part if the game at 8:23-8:39

  • how does kendra know that the leviathan is there if she said that she couldnt get a clear scan???thats a BIG spoiler for the gamers :/

  • @TheZaganas she says in a earlier walkthrough that there is a massive creature causing the poison gas

  • @TheZaganas well maybe she used that name for that thing as a nick name because in mithology leviatan is a huge f*cking beast that will make you go to wtf

  • is it me or have u guys noticed that as issac progresses someone keeps whispering louder and louder......i mean in each level

  • @TheZaganas in what part? or time

  • @jackinthecube well i cant really say because im not really sure....but if u listen in carfully u can hear whispers.....especially in the episode where hes hallucinating about seeing nicole

  • @TheZaganas yea i hear that as well

  • you should have upgraded your armour

  • If u eat a apple when ur in there then 3 days later .... Isaac comes

    Isaac : NECRO MORPH!!!!

    n who is the necromorph u ..... cause u ate an infected apple DUH

  • ok,and WTF was that at 5:24?It scared the hell outta me on the first go.

  • all that blood in the toilet reminds me of something:Did Bloody Mary just go through it?...

  • @AJC2607 or the female crew had a severe case of menstration :)

  • @AJC2607 no, someone just had a REALLY bad case of hemmaroids and diaherra :D

  • This persons lack of automatic reloading is annoying XD He relaods in the middle of battle when he could have done it moments ago.

  • hey this game got multiplayer?

  • it makes the game worse and it would be pointless

  • kind of ironic that the ACTUAL weapon (the plasma rifle) isn't as useful as the tools/weapons

  • i hate ishiumura toilets:D

  • when do you encounter the divider? what chapter

  • Finally you fliped the damn barrel of the plasma cutter.

  • @splatterhouse1,did he?I did not see it.sorry for me being so "cock eye"

  • you can keep your fancy weapons lol I'd take the plasma rifle any day.

  • I'd really buy Ripper if I would be in your skin.

  • I hated this mission

  • ive got this game today.... an my aim is 3 times better than this.... where is he shooting at...just cut through the legs an than tare one arm apart and theyre done

  • easiest way to kill a necro is to just cut his legs off and just stomp on him until he turns into mashed potatoes (not literally of course)

  • ahh but i want mashed potatos made out of necro guts <:(

  • @ThorirEy lol

    Isaac : Hey Kendra want Necro Mashed Potatoes

    Kendra : Sure -eats-

    Kendra : AAAHH!!!

    Isaac : NECRO SHOOT!!!!!!!

    n dat is wat happens when u make a necro into a mashed potato n ate it lol

  • Im buying this game soon, but can anyone tell, what does upgrading the suit do for you and is it possible to upgrade the Plasma Cutter so much that you can shoot of a Anecromorphs limb with one shot?

  • upgradin suit gives you more armour and hp i think if i remember, i played this game twice and u get a new suit a white 1 if i remember when u start round 2

  • man how can u carry all that stuff what kind of lvl suit are that?

  • 8:19 he was gargalin

  • man....they arent aliens they are necromorphs, dead bodies turned alive by an microbe that causes them mutations!

  • howcome that profesor guy isnt dead yet? does he control them? also, how do the aliens breath in vacuum?

  • EEP! grimmers attack from the toilet!

    (the one place you didnt expect)

  • Oh god, baby demons in zero gravity, that sounds too annoying for me to bear.

  • lol 8:19

    Chewbacca =]

  • my favorite mision

  • the reasons why his weapons are shitty is becouse he was a orker with tools to fix things and stuff he did not no that nasty fuckers were on board you would no all this if you watched player1 and player2 whitch is o bravo1 and 2

  • 7:01 xD

  • 2:43 thats wat she said

  • this game looks awesome...too bad I have yet to play it.

  • i like misson5 part2 on ps3 i can go this missont

  • At 1:10 Think if that thing there crawled up your anus while you were taking a dump.

  • what would happen if they crawled uout of the lady's restroom :-O,lol

  • Watch zombieland, there was a mention about watching urself when taking a dump :)

  • At this mission (in this video at 05:06) there is a locked door. For any other locked door in the game there is an explanation - not yet available (or already not) or broken. But not this one. Do you have any idea how to make it open??? Anybody????

  • 2:11 - My ears were violated and I'm pressing charges XP

  • woah. he finally switched that little blaster thingy to horizontal mode xD

  • @acidrain92 Which blaster thingy and when?

  • @HuggumsMcgehee eh....the main one? that he usually had vertically to cut off horizontal limbs? the main weapon that you use?

  • 3:28

    Over 9000?!

  • 07:00 right over your head lol

  • this zombies need sandwich!

  • hahahaha, you're right!

  • at 8:20ish chewbacca

  • dude you play as you know what will happen

  • no he doesn't. most scare attacks are just so obvious and standard.

  • When you've seen one movie/video game from the horror genre, you seen most of them.

  • how would a flamethrower be used for mining

  • melt stuff duh.. hahaha..

  • yeah i know, but it's a shitty weapon anyway. no one needs it

  • Better question, why would you want to use one in an oxygen rick environment? Wouldn't that be more deadly to you as well.

  • Suddenly the hunter breaks through the wall "OH YEAH!"

  • I'm wondering where the birds are... xD never saw one but you always hear them :)

  • a technician has been notified lol isaac is a technician

  • (Cont.) They need micro-fusion reactors, physically impossible by today's standards. And I'd think that hundreds of years from now, we'd have the technology to create firearms that can fire in vacumns and in zero-gravity.

  • ...If I'm seeing things correctly, Isaac uses plasma tools used for mining operations as his weapons. Plasma weapons meant to work in hostile space environments when mining after a planet has been cracked. They don't need air to fire, they need

  • how can you shoot a gun in zero gravity?

    TELL ME HOW!!!!

  • dude why couldnt you.

  • 1. Logicaly, there would be air in the canister that porpels the bullet, so there for it could fire. Without air it would fire. (noted condition for space)

    2. The volosity (yes i miss-spelled that) of the bullet after it had been propeled from the canister would be alow it to fire.

    Yes its a geeky answer, but at least you have some idea of how it works.

  • The other answer (seeing that none of the weapons should be considered "normal") would be that the gun isn't a conventional ballistic weapon (laymans terms: lead bullets and powder) but a weapon that uses magnetic propulsion such as a rail gun or a gauss gun.

  • True, but another thing. Lazers are light but how intince something can get depends on the kind of pressure or what ever you need to make it more powerfull. How ever i fail to see how it might work to the point of it able to burn though flesh that quickly. It would have to be super intence to do that wouldn't it?

  • you could but first of all

    1. you would get knocked back b/c laws of motion unless the gun had a recoil compensator(aka counterweight)

    2. the bullet would not be as effective as in a nair filled room because aside from the air inside the bullet theres no more, thus the powder cannot achieve full burning capacity...

  • 1. Gravity boots

    2. Guns like the AK-47 are fully functional underwater, no air there, i'm sure that the guns in this game are very refined and better then the guns of today.

  • Magnetic boots. =D

  • yeah! ill take off my helmet! :D

  • Dude, I haven't taken my helmet off since the game started. Why would I take it off NOW, of all times?

  • you can use levitation on the orbs the explosive necros drop to save some ammo

  • 6:00 ROFL froze the dog mutant and blew it up with the contact beam XD

  • Why is it that Issac never talks?

  • because the developers made so he dosent talk so that u feel more like issac

  • Zero G! hell yeah

  • the physics on this game are amazing

  • 7:05 lol

  • i like how this game isnt all actiony. its more like doing jobs with some obstacles. it would be a great movie.

  • around 8:00 or so mins arent those the enemies that explode?

  • i think they have theyre balls for a hand :D

  • For some reason, this game reminds me of Penumbra: Black plague. :S

  • The one thing I think I love most about this game, aside from its general awesomeness, is the fact that there's no HUD. Everything appears naturally in front of you

  • I know what you mean PrinceBoo21. Dead Space was an excellent game in my opinion because like what your saying, there is no Heads Up Display (HUD for people who didn't know what HUD meant) which causes the player to actually feel they are on a spaceship with an alien form of life with no health bars or ammo count in the corners... also it is all holographic witch is very cool

  • So for the annoying little things that sprout tentacles.. are you only supposedto cut off the tentacles and then it dies? o.O

  • Absolutely. Either that, or step on them. Whichever seems more entertaining to you.

  • Or, you can get it to jump on you waste a little health just to kick it.

  • or u can wait for it to jump on u then counter it by kicking it!!

  • Ah, the joys of effectively curbstomping a mutated infant. Priceless.

  • maan when she said "something's big there" i...i...i...i was fuckin worried

  • heh when i always played horror game i stopped but this is first horrorable game IM playin all the time now :D lolz...i think ...its an adrenalin 4 me :D

  • Mish 1: New Arrivals

    Mish 2: Intesive Care

    Mish 3: Course Correction

    Mish 4: Obliteration Imminent

    Mish 5: Lethal Devotion

    Mish 6: Enviromental Hazard

    What does that spell?? NICOLE, easter egg

  • heeeyx thats good xP ya good digga

  • if u continue with all the missions it says "nicole is dead"

  • Hot garbage!

  • wat do u mean take the other 6 mission

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  • how is that possible?

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  • Well the e in nicole could work lol

  • lol, just when u thought it was safe to go to the bathroom.....big mistake.