Fastest Talker on That's Incredible

[superelectricbody]

0:36 "three gentlemen in public having a pee and their penises are pulled"

[JCA991]

0:47 lap dance??

[horsie111]

"What was the middle thing?" ~ Otto (A Fish Called Wanda)

[kyletr350]

i wonder how fast he can count to 100....

[Logicalpsycho2323]

....o_O.... i can do that i just dont wanna....

[Kratatosk]

BLURR!

[natedog2004]

there is no way i can talk that fast

[straightupmenace]

Ready... get set ... Talk ! Lmao

[DEMY160]

0:35 does he say 123456?

[natedog2004]

what this guy was doing was doing a fast version of a song from the music man called trouble

[eddysvideos33]

Micro Machines!

[ian1231100]

thatswhyhecanbethevoiceactorof­blurr

[theburgerfarm]

@ian1231100 he is dumbshit

[tub3scr3am3r]

Blurr FTW!!!

[ARootBear]

Its funny because I'm from a small town, where the people are known for talking fast, and I can actually understand most of what he's saying.

[StephanieLoveful]

anyone tried to slow the video and see if its words he's talking?

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

Busta Rhymes watching this as a little kid: "Hmmmm ..."

[InuvikPhil]

it's not really that impressive, because you can't understand what the fuck he's saying

[capitalsteve]

subtitles please

[Blackjesus3]

WTH DID HE JUST SAY?

[Maestrojosh87]

@Blackjesus3 All that was "Ya Got Trouble" from THE MUSIC MAN.

[Terryfan]

I remember he was the voice of Blurr from Transformers The Movie

[Blackjesus3]

@Terryfan WOWWWW

[Terryfan]

@Blackjesus3 And what's crazy even more is that you could understand what he was saying

[Blackjesus3]

@Terryfan I didnt understand a word he said

[Terryfan]

@Blackjesus3 It was hard to figure out what he was saying

[Blackjesus3]

@Terryfan ye it was look at twista mr tung twista ull be stuck there 2

[Terryfan]

@Blackjesus3 He talk so bad he should set a recond

[Blackjesus3]

@Terryfan yeee there already are some records 4 fast talking

[Terryfan]

@Blackjesus3 Oh is that right?

[Blackjesus3]

@Terryfan ye type in worlds fastest talker it was on guiness a few years ago :D

[Terryfan]

@Blackjesus3 I see

[brandensportshead]

Did he say penis in a pool and niggaa tool??

[cmak5]

hes the only FAST TALKER i can truly understand, the other fast talkers sound like their mumbling with a mouth full of shit! the record should stick with this guy!!!

[BigTex541]

Say what?!

[nuwavevidspud]

the Micro Machines commercial guy

[twiginmandu]

Talks so damn fast but he blinks so calmly, hahaha

[93bendzsi]

HAHA : D LOL

[staphinfection]

His entire brain is all speech receptors.... The rest is mush. He doesn't even know how to wipe is own ass, but boy can he talk real fast.

[MicheleLandon13]

hes saying the same things over again.. listen to 36-40 seconds and then listen to 44-46 second.... u be the judge

[TheYuriFreak]

@MicheleLandon13 No, he's not, he's saying the lyrics to Ya Got Trouble from The Music Man

[DrOetker14]

WHY IS THIS GUY NOT A RAPPER BY NOW

[wiffwaff27]

this guys video should have WAY MORE VIEWS!

[hamslice151]

GOOD, NOW I CAN GO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT. BACK IN THE DAY I USED TO BE CONSTIPATED ALL WEEK UNTIL I WATCHED THIS BAG O' SHIT SHOW. AFTER 15 MINUTES I WOULD FLUTTER BLAST SUCH A MASSIVE BM I WOULD GO TAKE THAT DUMP IN THE BACK YARD. NO USE IN CLOGGING THE SHITTER UP. EH MATE.

[whitfkl318nu]

It's funnier if you say it as fast as he would..

[whitfkl318nu]

I went to a public auction with this guy one time, and came away with a bottle of 57, a DeVinci, a helocopter, some dinosaur bones, a spoon used by Genghis Khan, a tampon used by Queen Elizabeth, QUEEN Elizabeth, The Lost Ark of the Covenant, a slave, a pair of diamond-studded Elviz pants, Sunny Liston's old boxing contract, The Magic Bullet, Some Watergate papers, MY OWN CAR, and something that hasn't been invented yet....

And all I wanted was a laptop.

[straightupmenace]

911 whats your emergency?

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911: please slow down!

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[jediwise]

Downloaded and played at half speed. There were real sentences in there, but there also seemed to be sections of gibberish too.

And remember, if it's not Micromachines, it's not the real thing.

[TutorialsHelps]

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[YORKIESCHANNEL]

WTF did he say??

[OscarC4C4]

@YORKIESCHANNEL I posted a transcript i bit further down.

[patricioeb]

Is this what cocaine does to your brain?

[mkend3]

He's turning into the Micro Machine Man.

[gothnate]

@mkend3

Uh, that's because he IS the Micromachines Man.

[machinecinema4]

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[Serpico261]

and people say i speak fast

[wohy1]

penis says poo

lol

then at the end "trouble"

[ToystoryRox27]

"In this fast moving, high pressured get it done yesterday world"...

[sharall]

wow, its weird to see John Moschitta that young!

[Blody1337]

Reminds me of Taliban for some resson xD

[Joeeevin]

Did he really talk that fast?

[GrazFlow]

how about a A REMIX?

[neilgodfreyy2k]

What did he read?

[OscarC4C4]

Part 1/9

Well either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by thepresence of a pool table in your community.

[liiarin1]

@OscarC4C4 who do you talk to?

[OscarC4C4]

Part 2/9

Well, you got trouble my friend. Right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I'm a billiard player, certainly mighty proud to say, I'm always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend with a cue in my hand are golden. Help ya cultivate horse sense, and cool head and a keen eye.

[OscarC4C4]

Part 3/9

Did you every take and try to give an ironclad leave to yourself from a three rail billiard shot? But just as I say it takesjudgement, brains and maturity to score in a balk line game, I say that any boob, can take and shove a ball in a pocket.

[OscarC4C4]

Part 4/9

And I call that sloth, the first big step on the road to the depths of degreda- I say first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon, then beer from a bottle. And the next thing you know your son is playing for money in a pinch back suit and listening to some big out of town jasper here to talk about horse race gamblin'. Not a wholesome trottin race, no, but a race where they sit down right on the horse!

[OscarC4C4]

Part 5/9

Like to see some stuck up jockey boy sitting on Dan-Patch? Make your blood boil? Well, I should say. Now friends, let me tell you what I mean. Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table. Pockets that mark the difference between a gentleman and a bum with a capital B and that rhymeswith P and that stands for pool.

[OscarC4C4]

Part 6/9

And all week long your River City youth will be fritterin' away I say your young men will be fritterin. Fritterin away their noon time, supper time, chore time too. Get the ball in the pocket, never mind getting dandelions pulled or the screen door patched. or the beef steak pounded. Never mind pumping any water till your parents are caught with a cistern empty on a Saturday night and that's trouble.

[OscarC4C4]

Part 7/9

Yes you got lots and lots of trouble. I'm thinking of the kids in the knickerbockers, shirt tailed young ones. Peeking in the pool hall window after school. You got trouble Folks! Right here in River City. Trouble with a Capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool.

[OscarC4C4]

Part 8/9

Now I know all you folks are the right kind of parents. I'm going to be perfectly frank. would you like to know what kind of conversation goes on while their loafing around in that hall? They'll be trying out Bevo, trying out Cubads trying 'bout Tailor maid like cigarette fiends.

[OscarC4C4]

Part 9/9

And bragging 'bout how they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with sen-sen. One fine night, they leave the pool hall, heading for the dance at the armoury, libertine men and scarlet women. and Ragtime, shameless music that will drive your son, your daughter to the arms of the jungle, animal instinct, mass 'steria. Friends the idle brain is the devils playground. Trouble!

[Gamepopper101]

@_@

Note to self: Never get him to do audiobooks.

[tacoo570000]

shut the fuck up!

[murphy341]

O_O

[sebaiceofficial]

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[BrizzleJBWKZ]

can anyone tell me what he said? 

[Titan990]

my side hurts....wait thats my brain on the floor

[W4nt3dHB]

this guy could give john moschitta a run for his money

[Rozom]

@W4nt3dHB That is John Moschitta, much younger.

[W4nt3dHB]

@Rozom seriously? o.o whoa

[123Rockstar789]

this guy would make a great auctioneer!

[fnorgen]

Suck it Microsoft Sam!

[ThaByza]

0:38 and the penis says poo?

xD

[TheFanzinator]

@ThaByza dude thats comment made me fukin crack up haha he does say that shit lol

[ARootBear]

@ThaByza he actually says "rhymes with p and and stands for pool", I think

[eosvid]

this guy should rap!!

[jacobh849]

high on speed

[Shintsu2]

I would be surprised if this guy wasn't an auctioneer at least on the side...

[stewiebrutha]

my gf talks faster :P

[Xaa1962]

This is John Moschitta on "That's Incredible" attempting to break his own Guiness' record for speed talking of 585 words per minute - which he did. For those who can't understand him, he's repeating the entirety of Professor Hill's "You got Trouble" monologue from The Music Man.

[MrChillywilly50]

I like the part where he breaths :'D

[stelth90]

Im sorry We forgot to Record can you repeat that..?

[pdg3hhs88]

Can we get a transcript on this? :)

[crimses]

ok i heard this guy i heard wegfweriugweiufgweriufgwerwer and then penis 0.o

[Wak017]

He could have said he cheated his wife and murdered three persons and at the end they still would have smiled, shake hands, then commercials and stuff because no one would have understood

[Wak017]

[i] incredibly

fast! [i]

*trumpets*

[Afronasty331]

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[lihnlihn]

It sounds like a T.V that kept replaying or like a T.V being possessed...

[robfergusonjr]

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its the end of the world as we know it,

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its the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fineeeeeeee.

[kirbyfan600]

this is all i heard-

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[glitchman161]

I wonder how Chuck Norris would react?

[imreloadin2]

@glitchman161 kick him in the teeth.

[YoTiffNE]

This is unbelievable!!!

[bondfool]

It wasn't until about 0:33 that I realized he was reciting the lyrics of "Trouble" from The Music Man.

[987Mars]

Incredibly fast! ....that's what she said

[jdoug0234]

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[DeSolei]

hihi he said penis...

[pushdabatton]

when hes continuing like that his tounge will jump out of his mouth and run away

[jwatson626]

I wish I still had my Micro-Machines.

[thecardude]

i'd like to see him talk like that to an old person XD

[Mtbfanro]

.. i thought in the end he will explode.

[bbenjoe]

This guy talks more in 90 seconds than others do in a whole day.

[americagirllps]

OMG ksfjlsdiendlfidosngkdslfioesnf­ksdnflksdfjksd - Thats what he sounds like!

[esentie]

that welsh?..

[AllStateSoprano]

NO, he is saying the lyrics to a song from "the music man" what you are hearing is "With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool" the piece is called Trouble.

[jonesey5168]

he could have told everybody to F off and they would have applauded

[shaunt0000]

he's reciting bits of the Music Man "we've got trouble with a capital t that rhyme with p which stands for pool.

[drakeisthebest911]

he says a penis eats a pool or sumthin lol

[zanyteeen]

i will thumbs up sub friends and shout out anybody who can give me wat he just said

[loonwerker]

i'm a scatman

[ThaMysteryMask]

alphabet aerobics LOOOL

[ericmixmasterwilliam]

its like busta rhymes

[Bigben1984]

If it doesn't say micro machines then it's not real thing

[jasonyeozhishen]

girl: daddy.. can i have bed time story?

dad: sure you can little girl. .

* there goes the story of three little pigs in 10sec.. *

[Bigben1984]

Was he ever an Auctioneer

[joeldon34]

@catracho93 Lose** i think you mean mate. Good try though

[08skydancer]

Dang, it's like this guy comes with a fast-forward button or something!

[Rtv03]

I loved him since that Transformer movie in '84. He played Blurr and had only 3 scenes.

What a waste.

[rednecklover11]

he said somthing about penis on a stick or somthing about a model on a plane?

[FutureNewsAnchor]

This guy is reciting "Trouble" from "The Music Man."

[eclectictllc]

@FutureNewsAnchor Yep

[sabreface10]

ok... lets get this straight......... what did he say?

[nirosive]

The Micro Machines guy! :D

[Megastrawberry19]

I couldn't help but laugh this is amazing!!

[Izanagi1997]

he keeps repeating "penis says a pool"...lol

[shiryet]

i like the part where he talk

[Megaturrent21]

i heard "boob" at 0:22

[ladynakita7]

CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK HE"S TALKING ABOUT, anything to cash in money eh!

[nexusdawn]

I remember seeing this in the early 80's, my my how times have changed. Things may have been a bit naive, and lLOL at the hair-do's, but its better than this post 911 world where every lazy fat american sees terrorism at work, in everything but their own actions of corse. Beam me up scottie

[kooora18]

Talks faster than John Moschitta.

[kooora18]

Is that John Moschitta?

What year is this filmed?

[diffcontroversy]

@kooora18 lol, no, this is JM in'81

[keandunn]

woooooooooooooooooooooow i realy wish i could talk that fast id be ilke your a stupid cunt and no one would understand me....lol.

[fornello123]

that's nothing, I am the world's fastest listener

[AurielleL21]

uh what was that

[memorysticky]

If you can't understand the dude, its not talking. What a insane asshole.

[JakeyJake801]

holy shit he's fast!

[FDSI585IROB]

is this Chinese?



[krylancelox1]

I wonder how many times he bit his tongue learning how to talk that fast.

[MrFatPotato]

Oh my frikin cotton tomatoes, this dude completely spilled his balls out. That is frikin fast. I heard university of Washington somewhere in there holy crap!

[TwinVulcan]

WHAT THE SHIT

[TheRobotZoo]

Cool. I wish they had a translator or at least he should explain what he said. LOL

[MannyKunV]

i can do that!

nah who am i kidding i cant do that :-/

[MyBeverage]

twas a different time

[Slimboyfat1979]

i like the bit at the end

[DiseasedGandalf1]

sounds like my ex when shes on her period

[retardnumberone]

he sounds foreign

[simonjeste]

John should give some $ to the producers of That's Incredible -- his career launched from this appearance, the ad agency for the fed ex commercials saw it and got in touch with him, the rest is history.

Oh, and he should give some $ to his sisters too -- for forcing this side of him to come out to such an extreme degree :)

[GiefGoldPlx]

erm short words?

[2computer1]

...I can understand him...

[SepherStar]

Well he's obviously speaking tagalog.

[ttysonn]

I could see him on a rap track with Twista

[Dmytro772]

I wonder how fast he reads books

[Justin4Reiss]

he said penis

[ehurtx]

sounds like my wife on the phone

[123IOWNALL321]

Haha I just wish this guy could do marriage ceremonies xD

[Hutcarlingos]

@123IOWNALL321 LMAO

[jaynemharper]

how many words was that???

[kalamarikahunalord]

I've never gotten policy debate, have you?

[dreadpiratedan]

so THAT's how rap got started...

[43cable]

it does kinda sound like a rap XD

[CrescentWolf879]

right at 0:36 is where I lost him

[TsubakiCerberus]

Oh wow, this is hilarious...especially since he played Harold Hill in a version of The Music Man! Of course, the fact that he voices Blurr only makes it all the more funny!

[sdeevooo]

penis and poo

[kirshan999]

he said poo and lover

[PageUpDownLock]

This fake and gay!

[Paperclown]

@PageUpDownLock: not fake. This guy, John Moschitta, was really popular on the 80's toy commercials for Micro Machine cars. Also found on youtube.