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  • Your really funny !!

  • Dude, how does he know I use my webcam as a mirror sometimes xD IS HE MY WEBCAM? O_o but seriously, I'm pretty lazy -.-

  • I really need help. I have missed classes because of the fucking youtube.

  • i need help

    

  • :)

    

  • What about spending your vacation waking up in the middle of the night again and obsessing over some posts and uploads...SWEET. i've got a lover on the side and her name is utube

  • i like it that this video is 5 years old xDD

  • IM A FULL BLOWN YOUTUBE ADDICT......

  • BOOM!

  • youtube has pretty much everything you want to see or hear .. enjoy or learn .. it is all there .. most people over indulge in this freedom an it equals SELF INDULGENCE an PROCRASTINATION .......... an approval seekers who upload loads of videos hoping that everyone will love em .. yet get upset when people find em annoying

  • How is it I have 12 subscribers and have never uploaded a video? Oh well I have a new camera now.

  • My dad uses bit defender parental control lol. So much time I should have been studying my degree I was on youtube.

  • hahaha your so funny!

  • this is my first day with the disease. or the second. um... oh, i'm trying to stop and get a life... XD

  • i need help!!!!!!! this summer i got youtubeaholism and its affecting me a lot in school!!!!!!! i wast a straight "A" student but now my grades have been decrease because of people like KassemG, MGM, CTFxC or even freddieview. please somebody help me!!!!!!!

  • @futbolito911 ask your parents do take away your computer. They don't need to hide the whole computer, they just need to hide the power cord that plugs the computer into the wall outlet.

  • @danielsjohnson the problem is that when i have to do hw/research theres many info that i cant find in the books that i can find in the web

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  • @futbolito911 depending on your computer's OS ("operating system" ...I use Windows Vista) there might be a "parental controls" option on your computer. One of the many options in it is to block all websites except for a list of allowed websites. Or you could allow all websites and then block certain websites. I suggest the 2nd option for in case a educational website is blocked.

    If you need details about how to turn it then ask me.

  • @futbolito911 I feel your pain. What did I do? I wrote some random letters on a piece of paper and then changed my password. I threw that paper deep into my closet behind all the mess, just in case there is a need for my account. Anyway, later I found that paper (I was searching for it!) and changed my password back to the previous. YouTube is a crazy addiction. At least now I'm unsubscribed from a lot of those old channels (yes, the same CTFxC and KassemG).

  • this guy is gay

  • I NEED HELP.. I have over 35 accounts, I fight with people on videos over stupid shit, I clone people whom i don't like. I spend over 6 hours a day, don't study for my exams becuase I'm too bussy fucking on youtube

    neglect my chores at home to be on FUCKTUBE!!

    I'm fucked huh!!

  • @Howcrazycanthisget Start by going for a walk/jog every day for 20 minutes

    After that, your sense of time will return and you'll start doing other important crap

  • @beertron7

    I completley agree. The main problem with youtube addiction is that the addict's sense of time is COMPLETELY DESTROYED!

  • Still can't get of...

  • #1 symptom -yeah definitely

    lol - "if you need help or have advice for others, please post it in this comment area beneath this video." -- that's worse! :P

    OK, I'm actually improving: I am going to get off of youtube in 2 minutes (it is 12:48 am) yea! congrats to me!

  • Up until 4am. Check!

    Multiple YouTube accounts. Check!

    Can't stop checking subscriptions. Check!

    Spending 6+ hours a day on Youtube. Check!

    Hello. I am a YouTubeaholic, and I need help.

  • wow WE ARE ALLLLLLLLLL F**KED!!! LOL

  • I can think of 1000 reasons not go into youtube, but my "daemon" counters it with "just look at your inbox you don't have reply" or "only 5 min man" or "find that song that you like to listen to when you study only that song it will help you to study".....

    I think the only way is to lock my sorry ass up. I really don't know what to do. (Married, 2 kids)

    :(((((((((((((((

    /The looser

  • I NEEEED HELP PLEASEEEEEEEEEE.

    I have started to sit till 4 or 5 o clock in the morning when I used to sleep latest 24.

    It's getting worse and worse for everyday. I comment so much that I get twice the reply which I need to reply to + I kinda happen to add new vids to the collection

    I can't control my hungry daemon, and it's getting stronger day by day. Now I am up to ~10 total hours / day.

  • i am a youtubeholic and it is not a good thing, it is a devil in descize. it looks like an angel on the surface but it is a wretched devil in reality, that will pounce on the weak hearted with no mercy.

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  • This video is prophetic. I wasn't even have an account at this time.

  • Brilliant Truth!

  • I'm one- only recently. I was like- what's come over me? I never used to be like this.

  • im right there with you... im going through the same thing right now and i dodnt like it....

  • solution - parental lock the youtube website from yourself by looking away while you type the security password.

  • lol i have alot of those simtoms lol

  • Why are you nekkid?

  • My name is Jason, and I'm a youtubeaholic. I understand that admitting I have a problem is the first step.....will someone sponsor me?

  • ive watch over 26k videos but thats only music video when im playing texas holdem poker.

  • I'm 15 and I've watched over 25 thousand videos O_O

    I'm addicted to youtube! ;[

  • ive watched 30,000 videos, beat that.

  • the ahol comes from alcohol. why would you say youtube-aholism? does anyone actually have a brain or is it just me? say youtubeism.

  • Go youtube go.......!!!!!!!!!

  • im a youtube holic AND IM PROUD!!!!11

    its not a bad thing :P

  • i am addict and love it more more more more mroe more mroe

  • ima youtube a holic LOL

  • You're hot. Just in case there are any haters, thought I'd throw that in.

    I'm jtking2504 and I'm a YouTubeaholic. There, that feels better now. Wonder what life after YT is like? I'll just check YouTube for ideas.

  • I'm a youtubeaholic.... sadly

  • you look like roman abramovic !

  • I confess.

  • hahah thats so good

  • I have just diagnosed my problem! =P

  • i have it i cant live w/o youtube i cry wen i cant get on iv legit spent more than 24 hour straight on here

  • You know you have it when you've watched more than 10 Chris Crocker videos and you've promised yourself never to comment on his videos.

  • Uhh... Well yea I have it. I have all the signs

  • There is no cure and I have the sickness!!!!! lol

  • why is this dude shirtless?

  • This is classic!!

    ~GS~GhOsTsEeKeRs

  • This is hilarious. I know the feeling, though.

  • You rock man :)

  • lol this video kind of made me horny J

  • how do i facking stop watching videos!!!

  • You can't, and you are doomed.

  • hahaha im not gay lmmfao

  • its exactly what i do.dude you are good are u a psycologyst or something because u figured the problem that i have withoth meeting me.wow

  • Duuude its soo true !! lol this is great....check out my videos!!!

  • haha you are funny

  • ROFL nice video!!

    Yeah I feel ya, You Tube is really cutting into my gaming time my work time my time time...

  • I have the first symptom. :\ I watch stupid shit... uggg...

  • You rock! I'm nico, and I'm a youtubeaholic. 5 days have been the longest that I've gone without checking. It was hard.

  • How ironic (or moronic) is it for me to go to youtube to explore solutions for my addiction to youtube?

  • im on youtube sooooooooooooooo much that my mom said i need help.

  • fuck u

  • Thanks Laila loool. I need my YouTube, never take it away

  • got the infection....shit..

  • LOL same here, this is ALL me. :(

    I'm gonna kill myself.

    Or post another video maybe . . . yeah.

  • i.....i.........i think im infected

  • This is definitely me. I don't make my own vids but everything else is true lol

  • Darn, I've got a 2-hour appointment tomorrow.

  • Dude are you in Japan?

  • Im not addicted!

    I will stop watchng videos when i feel like it...

    *twitch*

  • Do many working people actually stay up till 4 AM watching Toutube videos? I thought my addiction was bad.

  • damn it! I can't believe I run across this video, look at the lower right corner of the screen, and there you have it, 4 PM !

  • LMAO... that was good, Um I need help I'm a YOUTUBEAHOLISM NOOOOOOOOOOOO, off to check my channel now BYE. Um man you are so on the key I meanits 4am Thursday May 23rd 2008 and I'm still surfing youtube. Man other than gaming on my PS3 this youtube site is a MAJOR ADDICTION LOL

  • u talk fast

    hahahahahah

    :)

  • LOL, let the healing begin.:D

  • out a shirt on.

  • HAHAHA I get that monkey message thing too.. I was like wtf.. is the youtube staff playing jokes on me?

  • thats not quite me but its damn close,

    and VErY funny

  • Very Impressive.. But as fun and educational .. and connective it seems to be.. for some people it couls lead to tother very serious problems that needto be addressed.. I know.. I have a Screen Addiction.. TV/ Slots/and Computer..as well.. Is there Help for these issues?

  • How did you know about my addiction?

  • during communism in e. europe all people did was sit together and socialize. now we sit at home n decay.

  • I just saw ur video and now I'm addicted, lol, NO... I've been addicted far longer than I'd like to admit, lol :o)

  • You're extremely hyper-active and in the viewers face... somewhat uncomfortable & awkward.

    However, kudos for 12,00 views.

  • I do that.. post blogs about nothing at all .. lol.. Just so I can post a new video

  • I can't stop!

  • my parents used to sing me that song (at the end of your video) when I was a baby ALL THE TIME.

  • YouTube Addicition thats me:(

  • this video is sooooo gay

  • hmmm...seens I have too....help! who can kick me back to the Reality ???

  • LOL.....I do have YouTubeaholism, and like any aholism's I found another site but with more to give. w w w dot veoh dot com when you subscribe to someone it downloads all the new clips to your computer automatically....one click and your lazy butt does not need to do anymore.....HAHAHAHA! YouTube FOREVER!

  • it so easy 3:29

  • damn, that was funny...and so true! I actually phoned my friend today - just to say that "omg I now have 66 subscribers...no, wait, I got another one! yayyyyyy". I have no life. :(

  • lmao

  • Irritating guy.

  • i am addicted and "healingnetwork" i would like ur help to get throught this....l0l! jk

  • LOL, i watched it 1500 times, o man i'm hooked...

  • you are hott =]

  • this has helped me heal

    godbless

  • lmaoo at numa numa baahhahhahahah

  • you suck you're stupid you're gay and stupid why do they let gay stupid sucky ppl on the internet?

  • LOL! i found you pausing between each sentence a little funny.

  • I am addicted. It's so sick. I need help. That's the 1st step~ right?

  • yes. the first step to cure is to admit you have youtubeaholism.

  • Awesome. Well that's not a very witty comment, but you're the one who did the chipmunks in the end. Who can think after that?

  • hehe already addicted to WoW

  • Brilliant

    Dear Healer, I am already suffering some of the symptoms of UT addiction and i've only been a member 3 weeks, as i'm in middle age I'm scared! Is there a cure?

  • yes there is a cure. but it is VERY harsh to victems: don't pay the internet bill. that way u trick yourself into thinking ur saving money but u will go into shock when the internet is cut off in the middle of a video ur watching (whatever it may be... i prefer watching anime).

    I TOLD U THE CURE WOULD BE HARSH!

  • Ghehe, you must be addicted if you get all your jokes... *proud*

    Keep up the good work man!!

  • i luv u

  • oh my gosh! XD

    Why do you talk that fast!? XD

    Is it the addiction? ^^

    Well, nice vid, I love it when you dance ^^

    you do a great job! ^_^

  • buy world of warcraft it will end your youtubeing ing

  • yes, as long as your computer is new enough, it will be able to handle WoW in general. if it does, you will get "worldofwaw.rcraftaholism" because you spend so much time on W.o.W. that you dont even think about youtube.

    p.s.

    i admit to being addicted but i am proud of it!

    youtubeaholism rocks!!!!!!

  • I need help! I'm addicted to your videos!! What can I do? ;)

  • that's bang on!

  • give your computer to me

  • aren't you a convicted sex-offender from Canada? I recognize you from prison, you got out early & no-one stabbed you for what you did to those kids( you sick fuck!) You shouldn't be allowed to mix with real cons!

  • that was stupid

  • Interesting. I just watched a video for the SoulDiet which was next to this on the list. Kinda like the disease accidently tripped over its own cure.

  • omg halarious

    "monkey's, why monkeys"

  • r o f l o l m a o

  • I identify.

    Have you read "Infinite Jest"? Parts of this video remind me of The Entertainment's nature to addict those who are merely seeking to study it.

  • yeah i believe i too am a victim. lol

  • haha, you rule

  • LOL oh crap you have described me in more ways than one, 8,000 video views and counting... :O LOL

  • You are very funny! LOL

  • Very funny and well made!

  • Great video. If I didn't have a job and a family keeping me from my addiction 24/7, I don't know where I'd be...LOL

  • now its 813,it dropped suddenly,can u make a video of this again and how to get new clothes,even through whoring ure self.

  • the other one,is having over a hindred favs.i have 830-sumthing.

  • Thanks for keeping my eyes open to the potential abysss this could be. You are hilarious and a  precious person and also i hope you go out and stuff.

  • Oooo is that what happened to me... what will the 12 step program look like I wonder? Hi my name is Freshette and I am an U-Tubeaholic, it has been a good thirty minutes since I last watched a three hour series of baby bunny videos... Yikes!

    But seriously, thanks, that was a fun video!

  • This is the best!..Yes, it has affected the whole world, I'm from india and we are addicted to it..

  • Interesting! Is one of the symptoms, doing videos topless?

  • The song was awesome. SO funny. Lol.

    Much love,

    *JessicA*

  • made me lough, 5 stars, you have a very clear radio voice, and you didn't need colour, and needed a little less coffee I think? haha, very funny, well edited too.

  • redparrotnl: thanks so much for your insightful feedback and the support. much appreciated. :)

  • Im an addict myself..XP

  • I AM SOOOO AN ADDICT! IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I just cruise around this site ALL DAY and check if there are people commenting on videos I make. If there's none, I still surf around the site and "wait" for people to comment.

    I seriously need to get a freaking life and get a freaking job. Stupid YouTube ruining my life hehe :p Nice work here! I love your video.

  • I AM SOOOO AN ADDICT! IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I just cruise around this site ALL DAY and check if there are people commenting on videos I make. If there's none, I still surf around the site and "wait" for people to comment.

    I seriously need to get a freaking life and get a freaking job. Stupid YouTube ruining my life hehe :p Nice work here! I love your video.

  • I am sooo an addict!

    I love it man you are GREAT!!

  • nyOPERAguy: haha. yeah, it's rough. thanks for watching my older stuff too. :)

  • that little song at the end is cuuute

  • haha...

    I'm apart of Youtubeholism. D:

    *deletes numa numa video of herself*

  • Cuteyoshigirl: noooooooooooo! it's my favorite!!

  • Hilarious!

  • wow, i must get the youtube shot. i think i've caught it. you should do a show on stereotyping. "what to do if you have became a chav."

  • Damn you can talk fast.. but once again still awesome

  • WOOOOO! I love the little dance. The look on your face is hilarious.

  • That's so me.... LOL! I loved the little song at the end.

  • Fuck im a YouTubeaholism

  • "or maybe someone needs to get laid": rofl

    great vid!

  • haha yup thats me everyday! maybe one day in the near future school will be on youtube.. x.x that would suck ass.. ekk.. sry just dumb randomness anyways i loveee all ur videoss and im continuing to finish up the rest of ur videos x.x

  • fuck yeah man.

  • Um dammit- you explained how you know if you're addicted to youtube but you didn't give any way of dealing with it besides that's maybe the way it's supposed to be? LOL

  • disneychickadoo: still look for an answer for that myself. :(

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  • so true

  • OMG I can sooooooooo relate.

    I am soooooooo subscribing, right NOW

  • Hahahahaha, funiest video out here

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  • LMAO this was great and so true. My favorite part was when you said "this is the next evolution. Perhaps we communciate not through direct coversations but recording one side of the conversation, posting it, and waiitng for a responce."

  • pancakemastr: well, it does seem to be on it's way, right? thanks for watching!

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz.

  • Cable TV is history! I've already cancelled my cable.

  • ok..i admit it...i'm addicted to youtube.

  • omg, what do you do for a "living"... you are wasting your time not having a full series... call Oprah, hurry!

  • skybear97: thanks. If only...

  • omg STOP take a deep breath! how fast do you talk? is it sped up?

  • What about a 12 step program, not just for YouTube but for the internet in general? Ive told my kids that they will get me offline when they peel my cold, dead fingers off the mouse!