Bouncers are more trouble than they are worth. They (bouncers) are the first people that get out of control in a nightclub. Security that's far too aggressive usually means the owner of the club has a problem with his masculinity and is taking it out on his customers.
Have you tried to calm a mob of people? I stopped 10 Hells angels from coming into my club and I am not a huge guy. I just know people and how to talk to them. You need balls as well as smarts.
Pilchardman 101, have you ever worked a door? If not you are in no position to know anything about the bouncer. Ignorant fool.
that was my stepdad, idiot. maybe you should think about what your saying and what your seeing. il explain it too you since your incapable of doing it yourself: Whenever anyone goes to youtube on our comp, it automatically logs onto my account. My stepdad doesn't have an acoount and so comments with mine. Simple, but of course for you, not so much. I though maybe seeing my account make it even clearer to you that it wasnt the 15 yr old talking. why would i watch this vid if i like yu gi oh?idiot
of course i am. cause i made you look like an idiot, you just start swearing at me. how am i full of shit? i told you the truth. who are the hells angels? why would make such an explicit story up to make some guy look like a dick even if he did an ample job of tat by himself? why in the world would i watch this video if i watch yu gi oh? YOUR full of shit. i dont really care if you dont respond, itl just be swearing anyway. by the way, im 15. you just got served. by a yu gi oh watching 15 yrold
I think I'm playing this with my drama group soon :S All the boys r bouncers, all the girls are shakers. I'm like, five foot six an the other lads are all six foot or over, I'm gonna look daft. Not to mention I couldn't pick up a cocktail waitress to save my lfie :S lol still, the show must go on!
no one fuckin cares. go outside and discover the real world, as a bouncer you are qualified as the lowest form of intelligence. please commit acrime and get locked up with a bunch of paedeophiles where you belong.
Pilchardman101 you have no idea what you're talking about . You have no idea the incredible patience and intelligence it takes to move a drunk and make him/her do what you want, or a raving mad roid monkey trying to pick a fight. Have you ever tried to calm a raging mob of idiots about to rush you? No you didn't. Not with words no with physical control. so please keep your hatefull bullshit to yourself and don't pretend you know what you're talking about. I am a bouncer, I know first hand.
well as a bouncer i would expect you to be wrong, since you are an idiot. you are a bouncer because of your physique not your intelligence, that's all im saying, you must agree with that . its just coincidence if you happen to be intelligent. and btw calming a mob of people isnt intelligence. . .
Buddy, you only know what you see from movies that much is obvious. See how I'm not resorting to childish name-calling? I bet you noticed being a well educated adult that you are... Then again probably you're not there yet and I doubt you've even hit puberty either. By the way you don't need to be a 500lbs gorilla, just be able to handle your shit if the milk turns sour ;)
right you little prick, i am a bouncer in Glasgow. But duing the day i am at university, im half way through a degree in marine biology. How the hell can i be an idiot and be at uni? Got an answer for that you little fuck? come and see me on the door if you do
yeah one day you'll get over that mate, let me guess you got rejected from everywhere else and had to settle for scotlands 3rd best uni according to the table hey? I can see you're just bitter that glasgow rejected you so go fuck yourself you failure!
Oh no youre so wrong, Ive been working as a door man for 8 years now, and ive meet guys that i have been working with to be very smart. One even a professor. it really takes a smart person to do what they do. of course there are some people who shouldnt work, but the majority is very smart and patience people.
i got an as exam in 2 weeks, playing lucky eric. im a 15 stone guy and teh other 3 bouncers are all girls under 8 stone, adds an interesting twist as eric as a character is probably the most feminine in terms of thinking outside the box. CANT REMEMBER BLOODY LINES!!!!
omg.. i am scared shiittt.. hehe.. im an AS student at a college.. and i have my drama exam on bouncers this thursday.. playn the role of les/rosie... wish me luck.. i cnt do the crying scene whn rosie sees her bf snogging n french kissin .. it has to be melodramatic and i need a lot of practice.. ahhh.. i reli want a B grade!!
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yozzo107 8 months ago
death to all bouncers and pigs!
davevo76 1 year ago
Bouncers are more trouble than they are worth. They (bouncers) are the first people that get out of control in a nightclub. Security that's far too aggressive usually means the owner of the club has a problem with his masculinity and is taking it out on his customers.
faffaflunkie 1 year ago
whats the fucking mr univers tune for these cunts lol
AllanHable 1 year ago
being a bouncer for 5 years, i'm now a cop !!!
lift2live1 2 years ago
Guys seriously?
SuperHugz 2 years ago
Have you tried to calm a mob of people? I stopped 10 Hells angels from coming into my club and I am not a huge guy. I just know people and how to talk to them. You need balls as well as smarts.
Pilchardman 101, have you ever worked a door? If not you are in no position to know anything about the bouncer. Ignorant fool.
Mozaeous 2 years ago
yeah man a 15 year old who likes yu gi oh and is bouncer that doesnt let hells angels into clubs. nice one dick head
tezzator 2 years ago
that was my stepdad, idiot. maybe you should think about what your saying and what your seeing. il explain it too you since your incapable of doing it yourself: Whenever anyone goes to youtube on our comp, it automatically logs onto my account. My stepdad doesn't have an acoount and so comments with mine. Simple, but of course for you, not so much. I though maybe seeing my account make it even clearer to you that it wasnt the 15 yr old talking. why would i watch this vid if i like yu gi oh?idiot
Mozaeous 2 years ago
your full of shit shut the fuck up kid
tezzator 2 years ago
of course i am. cause i made you look like an idiot, you just start swearing at me. how am i full of shit? i told you the truth. who are the hells angels? why would make such an explicit story up to make some guy look like a dick even if he did an ample job of tat by himself? why in the world would i watch this video if i watch yu gi oh? YOUR full of shit. i dont really care if you dont respond, itl just be swearing anyway. by the way, im 15. you just got served. by a yu gi oh watching 15 yrold
Mozaeous 2 years ago
no response. what a surprise. go be a judgmental dickhead somewhere else.
Mozaeous 2 years ago
I did this in SCHOOL! I was Ralph in the second act. Loved it. Thanks for posting' It's a good play.
GoogleTRUTHRISINGnow 3 years ago
yeah am playing ralph in the second act aswell ....am performing it in may so am doing heavy rehearsal work ......how did you find it ?
matty0boy 3 years ago
"I think the snot up my nose has frozen"
I loved it. 15 years ago now.
Great part, great play....
I liked the DJ speeches the most, I think I can still remember half of them. I also got to ad-lib a bit.
Enjoy.......................
GoogleTRUTHRISINGnow 3 years ago
im ralph too
jonnygb4 2 years ago
goood :) ...how are you finding remembering the lines nd tht
matty0boy 2 years ago
I think I'm playing this with my drama group soon :S All the boys r bouncers, all the girls are shakers. I'm like, five foot six an the other lads are all six foot or over, I'm gonna look daft. Not to mention I couldn't pick up a cocktail waitress to save my lfie :S lol still, the show must go on!
BlondeCurlsBlueEyes 3 years ago
no one fuckin cares. go outside and discover the real world, as a bouncer you are qualified as the lowest form of intelligence. please commit acrime and get locked up with a bunch of paedeophiles where you belong.
pilchardman101 3 years ago
Pilchardman101 you have no idea what you're talking about . You have no idea the incredible patience and intelligence it takes to move a drunk and make him/her do what you want, or a raving mad roid monkey trying to pick a fight. Have you ever tried to calm a raging mob of idiots about to rush you? No you didn't. Not with words no with physical control. so please keep your hatefull bullshit to yourself and don't pretend you know what you're talking about. I am a bouncer, I know first hand.
nikitathabreaker 3 years ago 11
Very well said
shnos 3 years ago
well as a bouncer i would expect you to be wrong, since you are an idiot. you are a bouncer because of your physique not your intelligence, that's all im saying, you must agree with that . its just coincidence if you happen to be intelligent. and btw calming a mob of people isnt intelligence. . .
pilchardman101 3 years ago
Buddy, you only know what you see from movies that much is obvious. See how I'm not resorting to childish name-calling? I bet you noticed being a well educated adult that you are... Then again probably you're not there yet and I doubt you've even hit puberty either. By the way you don't need to be a 500lbs gorilla, just be able to handle your shit if the milk turns sour ;)
nikitathabreaker 2 years ago
right you little prick, i am a bouncer in Glasgow. But duing the day i am at university, im half way through a degree in marine biology. How the hell can i be an idiot and be at uni? Got an answer for that you little fuck? come and see me on the door if you do
ginger6789 2 years ago
maybe because "marine biology" is a bull shit subject ?
pilchardman101 2 years ago
fuck you pilchardman101 u little cunt. marine biology isnt shit its hard so shut your mouth. what subject are you doin? bein a fuckin prick.
tobrobfor 2 years ago
plus Glasgow is a shite uni, I'm at Edinburgh, hahahahaah .
pilchardman101 2 years ago
yeah one day you'll get over that mate, let me guess you got rejected from everywhere else and had to settle for scotlands 3rd best uni according to the table hey? I can see you're just bitter that glasgow rejected you so go fuck yourself you failure!
ginger6789 2 years ago
Stop trying to big yourself up.
You probably never were a bouncer.
Shiners09 2 years ago
@nikitathabreaker When people got out of line with me when I was a bouncer, I killed them no questions asked.
fjccommish 1 year ago
@fjccommish Haha!
methistopholes 10 months ago
Oh no youre so wrong, Ive been working as a door man for 8 years now, and ive meet guys that i have been working with to be very smart. One even a professor. it really takes a smart person to do what they do. of course there are some people who shouldnt work, but the majority is very smart and patience people.
connymat 3 years ago
favourite play ever. played Judd 18 months ago for my a level exam, best thing i've ever done had a right laugh
L2Bass 3 years ago
i did this play 2years ago and it was amazing al the other plays werre boring but boucers is amazing!
Taylor1889 3 years ago
I did a 6 hour GCSE Drama exam on this play today, quite tiring, but really enjoyable
xDeepPurpleDreamx 3 years ago
lol i've got an exam this thursday on bouncers but its a written exam we don't get to act it out unfortunately it's so hard 2 find information on it.
dabuffriders 3 years ago
i got an as exam in 2 weeks, playing lucky eric. im a 15 stone guy and teh other 3 bouncers are all girls under 8 stone, adds an interesting twist as eric as a character is probably the most feminine in terms of thinking outside the box. CANT REMEMBER BLOODY LINES!!!!
filthymonk66 3 years ago
omg.. i am scared shiittt.. hehe.. im an AS student at a college.. and i have my drama exam on bouncers this thursday.. playn the role of les/rosie... wish me luck.. i cnt do the crying scene whn rosie sees her bf snogging n french kissin .. it has to be melodramatic and i need a lot of practice.. ahhh.. i reli want a B grade!!
sabz1400 4 years ago
Good luck!! Hope your cast aren't as crazy as ours were!!!
ventnorfilms 4 years ago
lol i give wayne such a look...i love it :D
fnoobie1 4 years ago
Did you see part two?
ventnorfilms 4 years ago
yeh i did lol. its great. whens the dvd ready??
fnoobie1 4 years ago