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  • Is she upset

  • I can't stand these tags; "sensual", "sexy", really? Talk about giving massage therapy a bad undertone.

  • relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxing ,wish if i could also get it!! <3 it

  • every video pat looks like a doctor told her you have 1 month to live

  • This makes me feel anti-sensual.

  • me too i look at this when i cant sleep i even downloaded some of my favorites to my phone lol

  • How dose it help the bladder all the way up on it face?

  • shes massaging kari from mythbusters lol

  • Pat saying 'a time to relax' is like Lita saying 'Its time to party', just doesn't match.

  • @UnitedF0REVER HAHAHAHAHA I JUST PEED MYSELF!

  • it look so relaxingg!!..I NEED ONE!...LOL..XD

  • How does it reach the bladder?

  • is that meridith from the office??

  • someone looks pissed off!

  • this is making me sleepy

  • ok the subtitles on this are so off putting as you cant see the massage properly

  • she looks so sad :(

  • the cascade comerical did not help me relax

  • The masseur in this video looks so not relaxed therefore I would be nervous if I were the client. That masseur looks so angry. She is not happy at all. She should not be so serious and not make such uncomfortable body language.

  • even thou she has the personality of a speed bump it still looks like a good massage . 

  • mmmm... camera guy touching himself in 3... 2.. 1...

  • i got goosebumps watching this!! 

  • Read the title then when the video started....instant boner killer!

  • that woman isn't very sensual..

  • I was just browsing and I wanted to see what an actual "sensual"neck massage would be like and this is defenitly not that at all. Yes, she might feel good when you are getting the massage but the title for this clip is very inaccurate.

  • oh man! I've read "Sensual Head Massage" and suddenly that old, unhappy face, granny show up! that was a disappointment

  • @MagicClarko Haha! LOL! I know! Were is the "sensual" in this massage? This was a trick. This seems more like a robotic generic neck massage...hmm...

  • @MagicClarko LOL I know, at first I was thinking "ohhh a sexy massage I can try on my lover"...and then the video began and I was immediately frightened lol. To make it worse...as she's talking about working the neck etc. my immediate thought was of her talking like that in an intimate context...I felt a little dirty and not in a good way. Well, the title made it sound like they should be doing something else lol it's not my mind being in the gutter.

  • haha she's like, "God...why do I have to be here..."

  • Is the woman being massaged Lois Griffin?

  • hey woman i suggest u get a massage yourself to release your tension , its obvious you need some sex.

  • This lady is a real professional. Her hands are gliding that soothingly over the model's neck ... i wish i could book a massage session with her.

  • the woman looks like catherine tate.

  • wtf, get the subtitles out of there. i dont need to hear i need to see!

  • @bmh2104 Lol, there's a button on the video (The CC button, after 360p) that turns off the captions. =]

  • Nice vid...very informative...but if the corners of her mouth turned any more downwards, it'd make a full circle around her chin...jeez..smile!!

  • she looks to me like she's just kind of in a meditating state, like good massage therapists are when they work. not really unhappy, just... zen, chilled out

  • This voice is *hit compared to Lita's from massageClips!

  • It;s quite remarkable that actually watchig this makes me feel relaxed, I don't just like this video I love it!

  • there's probably some guy sitting in the corner with a bull whip that cracks that bitch every time she smiles. skinner would be proud.

  • Haha. It helps me fall asleep too.  Very relaxing even to just watch them.

  • a very good Massage

  • i watch these the help me get to sleep....that creepy? -.0

  • @rbndottx hope not. i used to do the same.

  • @rbndottx nah dude it's very common

  • @whatwouldmattdo true that man

  • @rbndottx i do the same lmao

  • The red head is so gorgeous. Watching this makes me drowsy.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • is that her daughter?

  • she seems to serious but she can do good massage

  • Why does it feel like JusticeSeeker1000 is trying to sell himself to me :[

  • WHAT AN AWFUL SOUND AFTER HEARING LITA

  • @sister6of9charity

    Why are you at this URL then?

  • i was referring to people that freak out at people that make silly comments and get a million thumbs down...like get that fucking log out of your ass and calm down. seems like some of these people need more than just a massage.

  • Pat Heywood Jablome

  • umm that lady needs to smile lol she looks all scared!

  • That's what sensual means to you is it?

    Awesome.

  • Do you just move from massage video to massage video looking for arguments? Your comments on other videos have been insensitive, racist and unnecessarily provocative. Please dont start that here.

  • @midknightbluez

    Yes, it seems you've proved me right...

    From what I see, your idea of verbal abuse is repeatedly dropping the "F-bomb", so I receive neither threat nor intimidation from you. I don't particularly wish to turn this informative video's comments into a shouting match, so I hope you have the decency, intelligence and common sense not to attempt to further antagonise anyone. Please refrain in future.

  • haha i gave that a thumbs up if that helps

  • ... and at 2:00, he blows

  • hahaha......

  • The girl on the table looks like Catherine Tate.

  • @Nat4Brendan good call

  • ahaha!

  • i have never had a massage....how much would it coast me for an hour?

  • 50 to 80 bucks usually

  • Lmfaooooooo No smile, monotone voice, and helps the bladder

  • omg this makes me want to sleep..im sooo zoned out

  • i need one

  • she can smile...

  • I hate her voice

  • than turn the sound off

  • 0:10 - 0:15

    helps the bladder?

  • I guess she means like the nerves connect to the bladder... or something...

    She probably should explain claims like that... :P

  • she's talking about merdians ;) chinese medicine

  • she talks like she smokes a spliff before giving a massage o.o

  • I think she drinks....

    holy water

  • she talks like she is high tbh :L

  • I've never seen an atheist massage better

  • ??? shes not an atheist

  • im gonna get my girl to give me a happy ending

  • why should she smile? this is not a Detergent comercial...

  • oh god me two..like2 months ago there wasnt NEAR as many people commenting on these videos.

    hi

  • so true...i only noticed because this is in a playlist of mine >.>

  • I find it very relaxing

  • everyone whos watching massage movies is bored and gots nothing better to do lol?? :P

  • same lol

  • when chicks ask u to massage them this kinda video becomes really useful :D

  • i agree with alot of u guys i seriously feel like im getting one too and i get tingly and shit. im gonnna watch massage vids all night i think...is that creepy? lol. tomorrow im going to find someone and make them give me one just because of this haha

  • hell no it aint freaky its human nature :D

  • human nature to watch massage videos all night???? lol

  • dont feel bad youre not the only one.i have insomnia and i end up watching massage videos on youtube 2 or 3 times a week lol its really relaxing

  • @kidd1023 thank god im not the only one

  • @kidd1023

    haha yeh same man

  • @ixBeachbumxi I feel like that too :P 

  • i reeli kno what u meen debby nj

  • I actually feel a little bit like I'm getting a massage when watching this! So wierd! Ha! Wish this lady had a buisness here near me in NJ. I'd be her best customer.

  • i know what you mean i think i devoleped a fetish for watching people get massaged

  • this woman's voice is really soothing

  • This woman needs to find a happy place. Better yet, she needs a massage. She might crack a smile!

  • @duke503 smile is not only way how people showing they are happy :)

  • @duke503 i think she needs a male model to masaage her G spot, that might make her smile.

  • she looks/sounds happy...

  • I was just thinking the same thing. At the very beginning she doesn't crack a smile, does she? :)

  • i like the girl getting the massage

  • yeah me too...she seems so calm and reasonable

  • she really seems thoughtful, i bet she plays piano.

  • Nice job this vid!

  • i could really do with a massage now! any one fancy it

  • Great video. Very informative.

  • let you overly religious morons swallow your words. And may you choke on them.

  • I've thought about getting into massage therapy, but what do you do with clients with bad skin/open wounds?

  • Choose better quality clients.

  • latex gloves?

  • hallo und wilkomenn

  • You can make quite a bit. I worked with a lady in a salon and she made much more than the stylists and estheticians and she soely did massage.

  • I think it's her chair - it seems to coincide with her leaning forward and back.

  • therapist seems pissed off ye. lol

  • oh man it make me wount to take a nap

  • i had this face massage once during it slept and then i woke up after 5 hours i couldn't believe it

  • whys so many thumbs down?litas clips are grand?

  • i know! whats up with these people!

  • I could use a sensual head massage right now. not the type shown in this video though ;)

  • women her age just have that sag to the facial skin, looks like a frown. she isnt happy, but is probably very srs about her job

  • really i wanna be a massage therapist does anyone know what requirments you need?

  • You can get a certificate of practice from quite a few places, and most major cities have a massage school, and you can always ask a massue where they learnt

  • can u make lots of money doing it?

  • you probally won't be living in a mansion, but you can make a pretty decent living out of being a massuse.

  • You need a sufficient education

  • I wanna be a massage model lol Pity that the pay isnt great, one could make a career out of it

  • the video description is somewhat misleading, isnt it?

  • you're right, it really is.

  • that massage therapist women looks like she is tired of life! lol

  • Yeah, she looking like, "I can't stand this job".

  • i would never have the patience to massage someone , unless it was my gf and she was gonna give me somke sugar after! lol

  • hahah, yeahhh

  • looks nothing like miranda from sex and the city.. only the haircolour

  • thank you, my friend is in school and I told her about your videos.

  • that looks like miranda from sex and the city

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  • i am currently attending school to become a massage therapist. i just wanted to say thanks for your videos, they help me recap on what i learn in class... :D

  • lol thats funny but mean

    very mean

  • i feel that the task has falen to me to speak for everybody... STOP MAKING THESE MASSAGE VIDEOS REMOVE THEM ALL IMEDIATELY ... ... because every time i watch them... i want to have a massage too... ... ... keep up the good work :)
  • I am also a Massage Therapist,I use this technique on my clients. they love it. I guess we learned from the right People. Thanks for sharing.

  • I get so relaxed just watching this.

    Your voice is perfect for instructions, its soft and gentle. Thanks for sharing.

  • i need to get me one of those handy-dandy lotion carrier belts. its hott.

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