Archaeological Evidence for Moses

[LIsMRMOTOWN]

This is grossly misleading and inappropriate! The title leads you to believe we are about to be presented with actual, legitimate proof of Moses' existence when, instead we are subjected to an poorly made spoof that makes mockery of an extremely serious religious issue.

[LIsMRMOTOWN]

In addition, Moses, who was thought to be the son of an Egyptian Pharoah (i.e. Black person - Egypt IS in Africa) is depicted as white and we are told a videotape was found of Haliburton talking with Moses. Leave the spoofs to"Weird Al" Yankovic - at least we'd have had been laughing so hard, we would have forgotten howoffensive the idea of this is!

[rms16006]

funny how moses and the Pharoahs magician supposively did tricks or miracles when one turned the river into blood so did the other,,well how did the river turn back to normal if it was already turned into blood? Ahhh I know ..because its all bull%%%%

[Strefanasha]

good for a laugh, that is all I take this piece for.

[Cleatusbodean]

no records? of moses nor the pyramids being build in egypt. sounds like lucifer build those monument all around the world. what else did they have to do but corrupt everything GOD made? maybe aliens and fallen angels are one in the same. It seems to tie in. Hey buddy that outfit don't help your point! But then again i'm wearing a panda suit while typing this.

[MrSlimjones]

WHY DOES THIS OLD WHITE MAN HAVE ON RELICS OF AN EGYPTIAN CULTURE THAT'S HE CLEARLY DOES NOT OWN OR UNDERSTAND?..GIMME A FUKIN BREAK..

[daleshankins]

@MrSlimjones I spoke with Pharoah this morning, on your behalf, and he informed me that you are hereby granted an official "FUKIN BREAK".

[orhideea95]

a videotape???

[daleshankins]

@orhideea95 Yes. Definitely. Few people realize how truly advanced the Egyptians were. Rumors have it that the iPod is modeled after a beeswax tablet device found in Tutankhamun's tomb.

[wargokeith]

I don't even know why i voted for the guy. lol... will laugh for days over that one. fucking brillant man.5 stars. 10 stars.

[Bristow42]

Must of been the archaelogists that were look for the wmd in Iraq.

[daleshankins]

@Bristow42 Good one.

[MedjayCommander]

White people weren't Kemites, but this is funny stuff.

[daleshankins]

@MedjayCommander Thanks.

[ojtwins]

go to hell..



[daleshankins]

@ojtwins Ouch. You wound me deeply.

[DraconisRex]

Pathetic.

[daleshankins]

@DraconisRex Yes. I leave this up as penance.

[MIKA8703]

god is not a joke godbless all

[daleshankins]

@MIKA8703 man needs an enema - he takes himself entirely too seriously - at least that is my opinion

[tamaduni]

why do pple lie

[kanamoon]

Well I like the music =D

[lizazoon]

There is NO evidence for Exodus NONE. An email from the" Biblical archaeological society" on Jan 22 2010 confirms that there is NO evidence for the exodus. All those supposed findings are fake, childish nonsense.

[230kimmie]

holy crap! I thought this video was serious for a minute! lol

[NickBlackDIN]

wow, colour footage found from 3000bc :o! amazing!!!

[daleshankins]

Yes. We were quite astounded at first, but then we contemplated God's mighty power - he created the entire world in six days, made talking snakes, parted seas and stuffed every known species into a tiny wooden boat. For such a God, creating and storing color video for 5,000 years surely is child's play. Score one for Yahweh!

[Torah4Today]

One of the dumbest guys I ever heard. I'll never get those 5 minutes back. Waht an idiot.

[daleshankins]

Thank you.

[MrZetterlund777]

Lol, poor guy's caught in the crossfire between Moses and Pharoh. ^_^

[3gdosrsfs]

No problem dale...

I think some christians biggest problem is they lack a sense of humor. Sure there are some things that are over the line but being a stick in the mud about it does not help anyone.

love the head dress!

[3gdosrsfs]

As a christian I too have a sense of humor. Very clever. Wrong but very clever.

[daleshankins]

Live and let live is my motto. Thanks for your openness. There are plenty of us on both sides of this issue who have lost all perspective - at least in my humble opinion. :-)

[51cacheton]

that won't happen because the Bible is all bs

[draconusrex33]

lol amusing satire

[Eskaforlife]

waste of time.

[jorgeeyes]

fuck! u are boring ! blah blah blah!

[daleshankins]

I agree. Your wit and insight have at long last brought home the fact that I am boring. Thank you. I shall now retire and commit seppuku in order to relieve the world of my unworthy insights and endless drivel. Perhaps you can provide further instructions?

[IvanSorath]

SR you suck so bad

[daleshankins]

I have been told this by many. It no longer concerns me. In the future I plan on keeping my sucking to myself. Now if I could just bend my back far enough...

[jumpinjackflash102]

load of shite

[daleshankins]

From what I hear. Shite was hauled in by the truckload from Newcastle On Tyne just in honor of this video.

[jumpinjackflash102]

I have got to admit, i have to admire your shear blindness to the fact you are have not, are not, and will not, be funny in your lifetime. Take a look in the mirror my friend and ask yourself ,why am i this shit? Why am i embarressing myself on the internet? How can it be possible i lack humour this badly? I am assuming you live alone and have no friends and you virginity is 100% intact.

P.S lose the beard.

[daleshankins]

I agree with you on all points. Apologies for missing my barbers appointment.

[seonf]

OMG do you really think we are that stupid?

[daleshankins]

You are that stupid ONLY if you think I was being serious. My apologies if my attempt at humor was such a poor one that you thought it was real.

[seonf]

I thought it was real up until the video thing. Then when I saw Moses was white I knew for a fact it was a scam lol but yeah at first I did, oh well.

[daleshankins]

My intent was not to defend the historical accuracy of the Bible. I was simply attempting a bit of farcical humor. Sorry that my attempt was such a poor one. :-)

[Imaginefree69]

No, no, it was my fault.

I only watched the first 18 seconds of the video,

and you did such a good job of making it look like all the other

"Bible proof!" vids that I was guilty of jumping to an erroneous conclusion.

I laughed when I watched the whole thing.

Sorry.

[daleshankins]

Yes, speaking for the guy in the video, he IS crazy and has the papers to prove it. Thanks for watching.

[rebelabyss]

why does he wanna be afican.

[daleshankins]

because afican is cool?

[RepublicanXD]

why do us today demand so much proof of God? the fact of the matter is your not gonna get all the proof you want which is why u develop this thing called faith?

[stephenhammy]

why is faith in something so ridiculous deemed venerable.

If you believe that the Earth is flat, then you're stupid, and that's that.

[daleshankins]

Maybe it is because people want the world to behave the way they want...so they imagine it is so despite all the facts to the contrary. Who knows?

[stephenhammy]

Well there it is. I'm just saying that I personally give people very little intellectual credit if they have faith.

[AndrewCJackson]

To stephenhammy:

Thank You.

[theGetRealGuy]

This reminds me of Penn an Teller... Why Couldn't God just slap the Pharoh around a little bit?

[daleshankins]

Probably wouldn't have sold as many books. You have to admit that rivers of blood and frogs raining from the sky are much more cinematic than seeing Charlie Heston give Yul Brynner a healthy whack. Thanks for watching AND taking the time to compliment/comment!

[stephenhammy]

it's all part of the divine plan dude.

Go with Christ...

[theGetRealGuy]

Christ has left the planet.

[daleshankins]

To theGetRealGuy - I think he left to visit planets where they do not hang people on crosses. :-)

[Dannyjjango]

recently archaeologists found....

recently we found evidence of another life form in the cereal boxes....

charming people would believe anything these days

[daleshankins]

Ah yes. But do they have evidence...such as this video?

[Dannyjjango]

Funny how none of the Eygptian historians never find any evidence on plagues or about moses

or

that they kept the jews as slaves

Christians excuse is that the egpytians erased the history of moses because it embarassed the egpytian nation....

im going to end it here dont want to waste my breathe

good night

[daleshankins]

I studied history of the ancient Near East and Greece at University. One of my favorite professors was Jewish. He took great delight in teaching that the Jewish "tribes" actually were bands of outlaws that lived on the edge of Egyptian settlements. The Egyptian word for these tribes was "Habiru" which is the root for Hebrew. He liked that the Hebrews were wild rebels rather than tame slaves I guess. No wonder Pharoah drove them out of Egypt. Peace.

[Dannyjjango]

thats biased science

if a scientist paid by the cigaratte company ask them to do a research on cigaratte they will twist the research into making cigaratte to look healthy

your professor is Jewish

I learn and read from unbiased research not from a jewish professor

your evidence is based on faith

there is absolutely NO evidence of moses and his people wandering around the small golf course for 40 years

its just fascinating people would just believe anything from bible

[daleshankins]

I apologize. I was not clear. Neither I nor my professor believe in the Bible. The scientific facts are that there were tribes of robbers and outlaws called Habiru. Habiru is thought by many to be the root for the word Hebrew. Any ideas about the divinely inspired nature of the Hebrew people and their "holy" book are pure ego and emotional/nationalistic inventions as far as I and my former professor are concerned.

[Dannyjjango]

Im sorry i had an impression that you were another christian scientist trying to prove the existence of moses to justify that bible is true

i apologize

[daleshankins]

Oh...I see. No worries. Thanks for watching!

[ls1phsyco]

and where is that video? we want to see it...

so does this mean someone time traveled to those times with a video camera

[daleshankins]

I have heard rumors that the video will be shown on Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network just prior to election night in November 2008. It is hoped that once the population has absolute proof of Moses' existence that the Palin-McCain will be a shoo-in.

[joshuabrockington]

coo coo

[daleshankins]

koo koo ka joob

John Lennon and Paul McCartney

[LiStEnIo]

Atheist here......hmmmm. Well Moses is offscreen. Therefore this is not proof, contrary to what fundamental hyper christian apologists like yourself are saying...verify your sources christian...oh and by the way, paganism already relates to videotape....horus prophecised about it...lolol

[premed411]

You voted for the Pharaoh? That's like voting for Putin!

Happy New Year, Dale!

[daleshankins]

I had no choice. It was the only way I could get a government contract for brick making.

Happy New Year to you as well!

[ComradeButtsecks]

Freaking EPIC

5 stars

[daleshankins]

Stay tuned. Rumor has it that Habib may have made videos about the other plagues.

[indulf]

Well constructed!

[daleshankins]

Block by block. :-)