It's is pretty funny how much the government controls !! when you really think about it , They say it's a free country . USA / Canada ...Hidden communism , Control at it's finest!!
What if we are the first, & only, self aware specifies that will ever originate from the universe. Should we allow this planet, which (despite "creative" studies) is generally accepted as being the only life-sustaining planet in the known universe, to become just like every other entity in the known universe, barren & lifeless.
Should we be cleansed of this world would it be worth it for the universe to ever have existed if all it will exist as after we are gone unthinking, unfeeling, matter.
this title is inaccurate. I don't want right-wing nutjobs saying "George didn't believe in it either!".... because he did. He just doesn't give a fuck that we will get fucked. He's been known to say he loves catastrophes, etc. Carlin accepted climate change just like all the other normal people on this world. He just didn't give a damn.
@superustipak Global warming is a huge misconception. It implies people are the reason for it, we aren't. So few carbon emissions are done by humans, the majority of them occur from the ocean being heated. In fact, Al Gore had it backwards. Co2 emissions occurred after rises in temperature, not before.
What do the scientists say? I know you don't know the answer, but I'll ask anyway. We ARE a problem in global warming, no matter how you'd like to spin it.
@superustipak You're right, I wouldn't know an answer, I mean, I obviously talk about something I'm unsure of right? You're so right and so kind and so amazing! I wish I could be just like you!
Look into the CO2 emissions that come from rotting vegitation, dead animals, valcanoes, and likes I said, the damn ocean contributing over 2/3s of them. Which result from being heated.
If you're after sporadic weather, that's another topic entirely, which weather hasn't ever been stable...
@YinsShadow My gawd, you have no idea what you're talking about! It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking sad that most Americans buy into the oil/timber/coal/etc. industries' shitty propaganda.
I'm sorry a fundamental fuckup on Al Gores behalf has started propaghanda you've been buying into. And some racism to add in? Oh nice, you're clearly a fair-minded individual. Any other bandwagons you want to jump on board with?
@YinsShadow "Al Gores behalf has started propaghanda you've been buying into"
Oh right, another one of those fools which believe one do-gooder controls the media; I'm sorry but it's far more likely that corporate interests control the US media, as demonstrated again and again on most important issues.
"And some racism to add in?"
Ha! Also, FYI, American is not a race. Cherokee, Sioux, Iroquois, Cheyenne, etc: now they're races.
@YinsShadow "Any other bandwagons you want to jump on board with?"
Yes, the 'Idiots shouldn't own computers' one.
It's rather funny that you've done everything that American conservatives apparently hate about progressives (I'm not suggesting you're either - just pointing out something that made me laugh):
- "You just make up conspiracy theories!"
- "You just pull the Race Card"
- "You just join causes to look good!"
Translation: "Whine! Whine!... Science is too complicated"
@CivitasUltraAporia no shit sherlock hes a comedian. but comedian get their material from real life, and he wasnt even trying to be funny in this bit but to prove a point that is so wrong
@CivitasUltraAporia "All these things cause the Father-General [of the Jesuits] to be feared by the Pope and sovereigns... A sovereign who is not their [the Jesuits'] friend will sooner or later experience their vengeance." (1852)
Luigi Desanctis (Official Censor of the Inquisition)
@CivitasUltraAporia "All these things cause the Father-General [of the Jesuits] to be feared by the Pope and sovereigns... A sovereign who is not their [the Jesuits'] friend will sooner or later experience their vengeance." (1852)
Luigi Desanctis (Official Censor of the Inquisition)
@CivitasUltraAporia ...Wherever a totalitarian movement erupts, whether Communist or Nazi, a Jesuit can be found in the role of 'advisor' or leader; in [Communist] Cuba Fr. Armando Llorente and in Argentina the neo-Nazis are led by Fr. Menvieille."
@CivitasUltraAporia "[Jesuit-trained Illuminist Adam] Weishaupt's success in forcing the Vatican to reestablish the abolished Jesuit Order [Ed. Note: it had been abolished in 1773 by Pope Clement XIV], through revival of the Church's original Nazarene Communism in the form of present-day Communism, led to the conspiracy's control by the Society of Jesus [i.e., the Jesuits]...
@CivitasUltraAporia "Above all I have learned from the Jesuits. And so did Lenin too, as far as I recall. The world has never known anything quite so splendid as the hierarchical structure of the [Roman] Catholic Church. There were quite a few things I simply appropriated from the Jesuits for the use of the [Nazi] Party.
@CivitasUltraAporia "In the agreement to rescue Rome [i.e., the Roman Catholic Church's hierarchy] from the predicament of losing its world control to Protestantism, and to preserve the spiritual and temporal supremacy which the popes [had] 'usurped' during the Middle Ages, Rome now 'sold' the [Roman Catholic] Church to the Society of Jesus [i.e., the Jesuits]; in essence the popes surrendered themselves into their hands."
@CivitasUltraAporia "Above all things, Jesuits are 'confessors'. Their services unto the royalty were urged as a 'need', as they became assigned to hear the confessions of the aristocrats, emperors, kings, queens, princes, princesses, ['royal'] mistresses, those in every level of government -- they all revealed their secret plans, their intimate sins, their inner-most thoughts, as their lives became virtually an open book to the Jesuits.
@CivitasUltraAporia "[Wherever] a totalitarian movement erupts, whether Communist or Nazi [Fascist], a Jesuit can be found in the role of 'adviser' or leader; in Cuba [it was] [Jesuit-trained] Castro's 'Father' Armando Llorente..."
Emanuel M. Josephson (American physician and historian)
i think if we were to imagine Jehova passing down the ten commandments to Moses, it would probably sound exactly like this... Hallelujah, for we are blessed..
Dr Richard Lindzen: A Case Against Precipitous Climate Action
The notion of a static, unchanging climate is foreign to the history of the earth or any other planet with a fluid envelope. The fact that the developed world went into hysterics over changes in global mean temperature anomaly of a few tenths of a degree will astound future generations.
“For small changes in climate associated with tenths of a degree, there is no need for any external cause. The earth is never exactly in equilibrium. The motions of the massive oceans where heat is moved between deep layers and the surface provides variability on time scales from years to centuries. Recent work (Tsonis et al, 2007), suggests that this variability is enough to account for all climate change since the 19th Century.”
Serbian Gov't declares emergency situation in whole of Serbia
05. February 2012
The Serbian government has declared this evening an emergency situation in the territory of entire Serbia because by regular means it is not possible to solve multiple problems caused by heavy snowfall and cold weather – from cleaning roads to supplying food, medicines and electricity.
The Assistant Minister reiterated that nine people died in Serbia from cold and bad weather
One cold snap does not nullify the overwhelming evidence of a warming planet. Climate scientists quantify climate change by analyzing long term data, not short term weather events. Climate and weather are two related, but different things. Oh, and using your rationale, one could say global warming is occurring. This past month, January 2012, was the 4th warmest January on record.
But any legitimate climate scientist would never claim this as overwhelming evidence of global warming, because they know one warm month does not indicate a trend. However, one century of overall warming on the scale of 1.3 deg F (simultaneously occurring with the exponential increase of burning fossil fuels) does indicate a global warming trend.
@revisoryvirus i thought real comedy always has an ounce of truth...i know people think he is a genius.must be..but i dint even chuckle..he is so condescending....if u really want to laugh, watch some Russell Peters videos guilt free:D
@BaronofGermania Yea..no. Don't involve that filth with George Carlin. He's far better than 9gag, 4chan, reddit, funnyjunk, are any other dipshit website where adolescent jackoffs have no other insult than "faggot" when they, themselves, are all cocksuckers.
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@FollowShit 9gag is for scenekids who think 89 panel comics with shitty forced "funny face" memes from other websites are funny and they think they're some army of "epic trolls" from 4chan, their site isn't 4chan and none of you hipsters even know what DDoS means,
The thing is, humans have actually significantly increased the number of species that go extinct... It's not necessarily save the planet as much as it is don't fuck over the planet
@MrIrishBilly "[Mars] didn't recover so well" from what? From being only one-tenth as massive as Earth and having its magnetic-field-producing core cool off in only a few hundred million years? That's not something we could do to our planet, even if we tried.
A better (though still extreme) example would be Venus, which has a temperature that is more than twice what it should be (based on its distance from the sun) because of the high concentration of CO2 in its atmosphere.
Great man, answer the most wondered question of all time :) thank you, now I can die happy because I've done by part to help the plant: Give it plastic
Look up "Charlton Heston on climate change". It's incredible just how alike Carlin and him sound on this subject.
I've never agreed with either on anything, but I admire both of them a lot for having been freedom-minded people who saw through the B.S. and looked at the big picture.
I love this guy... but can't help but feel if everyone lived with this attitude I'd be sat in my own filth and shit right now. But awesome comedian either way! Thanks for the upload. Oh and religion IS bullshit, I just prayed for a hot cup of coffee... Nothing.
@stuartwwillis He is simply knocking people off their pedestal. It is a far too common thought that we, as humans, can change and set everything to our bidding. Something also present in the scientific fields, which is by all accounts elevated to God status in current day culture. Fact of the matter is, we are selfish and self observed to think our existence is important to anyone or anything other than ourselves. Of course it should not stop one from striving for the best, but that is reality.
While George notes the number of species being lost each day he ommitted to mention the many thousand new species being discovered each year. These do not seem to rate amongst the greens and environmentalists who consider new species contrary to their arguments. May we never forget that "The greatest wilderness in the World is the space between a greenies ears"
What's interesting to me is that if we left nature alone, it'd probably do better... I mean, if you see a plastic bag in the middle of the forest, you can pick it up, but you don't have to be a self-entitled asshole about it. "HEY EVERYONE, I PICKED UP A FUCKING BAG"
The titel is kinda missleading. He is not talking about global warming, but about environmentalism. More precicesly, that the people who promote it are mostly hypocrits.
@zaylong who cares what happens after we die I sure as hell dont. Either way we are dead we lived our life and will never come back so who cares what we do now all these fuckin tree huggers and shit it's stupid you think 1 person can change the world cause when the real fact is noone can the earth with be for for billions and billions of years we will be for for maybe a million if were lucky
You can see more truth in a Carlin show than you'll get from anybody in the media from the next twenty years. Had Carlin lived, he'd've undoubtedly tackled global warming head-on. Read the three essays in the back of Michael Crichton's novel "State of Fear."
Your all fuckin stupid. The earth has been here for 4.5 billion years where the fuck do you think it's gonna go? Global warming is a bunch of bullshit and it's shit like saving the planet that is making our society so corrupt and stupid like all the other people that think the earth isn't gonna exist in time and honestly who the fuck cares by the time any of that shot happens well all be dead
@jeffdeufel5 dumb ass. its not that the planet is going to be gone; WE are going to be gone. thats the point retard. you think you can just survive in any environment? NO you cant. use youre fucking head and think!
There is nothing man can do against nature. She will do whatever she wants to us whenever she wants to! If you are moronic enough to believe in man made global warming, please keep it to yourself. I am tired of hearing you whine and complain until you stop all of the volcanic eruptions!
@dahlby01 "There is nothing man can do against nature." That is an ignorant statement straight from a moron's mouth. Clearly, we can influence nature, though not in any lasting, irreversible way. To suggest that we can't stop volcanic eruptions has nothing to do with the massive amount of carbon we shoot into the atmosphere every year. You're the moron.
@cwburntorange You are not only moronic you are a lemming. The next thing you will say is that the VOLT at $450,000 is a good investment of tax payer money! You deserve Al Gore and the IPCC, moron!
@dahlby01 Sorry, you're not a moron. You're a complete dumbsh*t. If you can read, and I have my doubts, go to NOAA's website and see what they say. Yes, they are real scientists with PhDs, who have a bit more understanding about the issue than your ignorant brain. So if you can pull your head out of Sean Hannity's ass, go visit their website to get a little education. That is if you can read.
However I respect and value this guy, this one is a fucking load of bullshit, aimed only at pleasing the brain-deficient crowds who follow him blindly wherever he goes. Yes, we fucking do affect the planet and yes, we can destroy it if we continue doing what we do now.
@ShatteredEquilibrium If every single nuclear bomb was to go off at once, life would go on regardless. Hes not saying we don't affect the planet. Of course we do. Hes just saying it's ignorant to believe we can "save" or "help" it. Life will continue no matter what humans do on this Earth.
@Zacccc51 No. If we cut down all the forests, pollute the air, flood the oceans with oil, life will not continue. We are well capable of destroying the vast majority of species and if we can do that, it also means we can do sth to prevent it. We can both take AND give life because of the potency of our technology.
@ShatteredEquilibrium Life as we know it would be gone, but new life will form. It may take millions of years, but new species WILL arise and replace what we destroy. You aren't looking at at huge picture.
@ShatteredEquilibrium Are you really that gullible? You need to step away from the Al Gore channel once in away and see what companies really do. Maybe then you will understand that the companies do care about the environment regardless of what your Ivory tower elitists who have never actually had working jobs would know about.
@Zacccc51 If every nuclear bomb went off half the world would be vaporised and the rest would be nothing but a rock. You dont know what you're talking about
@ShatteredEquilibrium The planet cannot be destroyed. It will continue to exist always regardless of our actions. We affect the environment. After all, who cares about the planet. It is just a rock, what matters most is the environment and the life it supports.
I believe global warming is grossly exaggerated as a problem. It's a real problem, but it's nothing like as serious as people are led to believe. The idea that global warming is the most important problem facing the world is total nonsense and is doing a lot of harm. It distracts people's attention from much more serious problems.
@JacquelineKarlsson It is a combined effort. He is right in saying that animals do go extinct, all the time. New species even come along to replace them. The issue is that although species do go extinct naturally many go before their natural time due to our activities. I don't believe that trying to correct our mistakes is a negative thing and I don't agree with George on this one. He was ANYTHING but slow though. He was a MUCH more intelligent man than either you or I and most commenting here.
@lithium1189 Yeah because telling people to stop using oil really helps an oil company's business. Or perhaps you think that their agenda is TO RUN THEMSELVES INTO THE GROUND.
Either you're a troll or pretty goddamned stupid. For your sake you better hope your a troll.
I love George Carlin but I think the argument of species going extinct on their own is kinda lame. Yes, 99,999% of species (depending on how often you give a name to an intermediate stage of an evolving creature) went extinct.
The ones we try to save are the ones that are dying because of human interference. Many species are hunted, many more are facing loss of natural habitat due to deforestation, water management(dams) and pollution. Evolution takes many millenia, only killing takes years.
@eikons Throughout the history of life on earth species have been going extince due to the actions of other species! ALOT of organisms went extinct because they could not COMPETE against new organisms. Humans are no different, we are an advanced organism that SOME organisms cannot compete against..HOWEVER animals like Seagulls, Racoons, Crows, Monkeys.... and many more are flourishing due to Humans. These organisms will be the basis for future life...that is how evolution works!!
@canmoore I know how evolution works, but here's what never happened before in 4 billion years: A species evolved to the capacity of destroying all life on earth. That same species became AWARE of evolution existing at all. That same species knowingly cuts down forests where animals live that they know WILL go extinct. The competition is long over. We won. If we wanted to we could kill every species larger than a cat within 3 or 4 years.
@eikons Are you serious? Destroy all life on earth?? Please man, human activity is destroying habitat yes. However, in the process we are creating new habitats in the process!! Human caused extinction will be lost in the greater extinction that began with the initiation of the current ice age, and will only end when the current ice age is over. Which probably will not be for another million years! Extinction periods are not rapid events, but instead are long periods of extinctions.
@canmoore We're not creating new habitats really. The land we free up is used for harvesting crops to feed more humans. Farmers try their best to keep wildlife out of there, with poison if they must.
Look at evolutionary paradises like Madagascar and New Zealand. The strangest creatures developed there because of their isolation from mainland. It's a marvelous sight, which is squandered for the growth of humanity. Dont you think it would be a shame if later generations can only read about them?
@eikons Really? You are a little rusty on Biology. Farmland is a prime habitat for organisms! lots of crops and seeds for birds and insects to feed on. Tilled land reveals grubs, and bugs for birds and mammals to eat.. As for pesticides just read up on the co-evolution of between plants and insects: Plants use toxins to defend against herbivores, insects however can adapt quickly and will become immune to these toxins..so by adding pesticides, humans are creating new insects!!
@canmoore That's why we don't complain about killing insects or common birds. What people are trying to save are species that are product of an exclusive evolutionary circumstance. For instance, Lemurs and Chameleons only evolved on Madagascar because the continent drifted away, taking along a sample of the species millions of years ago. They live nowhere else in the world and most species already went extinct by deforestation. They can't adapt in a mere 10 years. Evolution takes millions.
@eikons Species like Lemurs and Chameleons are called geographic specialists. Meaning that they specialize on the local ecosystem of an isolated geographic area. Eventually Madagascar will collide with another continent, when that happens these creatures will more than likely become extinct. The exact same thing happened when S.America and N.America were linked together, allot of animals from S.America became extinct as they could not compete with the organisms from N.America.
@canmoore To that end, these species you listed from madagascar are very sensative to environmental changes. These species are becoming extinct because they are specialists, specialists have never been evolutionary successful. Look at generalists like Racoons, Seagulls, insects.. these organisms are thriving, and will be the base model for future organisms when this extinction period is over.
@canmoore Species are specialists b/c they co-evolved with their habitats. This is why a fish in mid-Atlantic will have much different reproductive timing mechanisms than the SAME species in the northern extent of its range. The reason you call those animals 'generalists' is that they have co-evolved with the human altered habitat, taking advantage of our waste, infrastructure.. Check out some peer-reviewed work on "Artificial Selection", may help clarify why pesticides are part of the problem.
@canmoore Continental drift usually occurs at a rate around 1-2 cm per year. The 'collision' would take thousands of years, and the shift of habitat would be incredibly gradual. The rate of extinction currently underway eclipses continental drift, and changes are occurring too fast for many organisms to adapt. Organic insecticides may also be responsible for the disproportionate rates of cancer and Alzheimer's experienced by American farmers (see President's Cancer Panel of 2009 for more info).
@robK1320 Holy crap, you are taking what I am saying way to literally. What I am saying, is that Madagascar is isolated from the mainland. It also has its own unique ecosystem, so that organisms are specialized to survive in these specific ecosystems. This specialization makes them vulnerable to environmental changes..rapid, slow or whatever. They are evolutionary vulnerable to change.. We are in a period of extinction, so these organisms were more than likely to go extinct anyways!
@canmoore You have no idea what you are talking about. Many pesticides being used by humans are EDCs (endocrine disrupting chemicals) and disrupt many organisms ability to reproduce. This removes an organism's natural adaptive ability (sexual recombination and reproduction) and mutates the genetic information of non-target organisms. Do some actual research, rather than spouting drivel and claiming you have sensible information. Farmland = habitat/species/diversity LOSS.
this is a bit backward to be fair.. normally love his stuff tho!
RedDoorLover 11 hours ago
is ron paul stopped givin a fuck, he'd be this guy, ron paul 2012
donmarco510 12 hours ago
It's is pretty funny how much the government controls !! when you really think about it , They say it's a free country . USA / Canada ...Hidden communism , Control at it's finest!!
ccsnyd 1 day ago
What if we are the first, & only, self aware specifies that will ever originate from the universe. Should we allow this planet, which (despite "creative" studies) is generally accepted as being the only life-sustaining planet in the known universe, to become just like every other entity in the known universe, barren & lifeless.
Should we be cleansed of this world would it be worth it for the universe to ever have existed if all it will exist as after we are gone unthinking, unfeeling, matter.
mauroraugusto 1 day ago
Al Gore Made 78 Accounts
EricIsAwesome123 1 week ago
FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
TheStoemp 1 week ago 8
this title is inaccurate. I don't want right-wing nutjobs saying "George didn't believe in it either!".... because he did. He just doesn't give a fuck that we will get fucked. He's been known to say he loves catastrophes, etc. Carlin accepted climate change just like all the other normal people on this world. He just didn't give a damn.
superustipak 1 week ago
@superustipak Global warming is a huge misconception. It implies people are the reason for it, we aren't. So few carbon emissions are done by humans, the majority of them occur from the ocean being heated. In fact, Al Gore had it backwards. Co2 emissions occurred after rises in temperature, not before.
YinsShadow 6 days ago
@YinsShadow
What do the scientists say? I know you don't know the answer, but I'll ask anyway. We ARE a problem in global warming, no matter how you'd like to spin it.
superustipak 6 days ago
@superustipak You're right, I wouldn't know an answer, I mean, I obviously talk about something I'm unsure of right? You're so right and so kind and so amazing! I wish I could be just like you!
Look into the CO2 emissions that come from rotting vegitation, dead animals, valcanoes, and likes I said, the damn ocean contributing over 2/3s of them. Which result from being heated.
If you're after sporadic weather, that's another topic entirely, which weather hasn't ever been stable...
YinsShadow 1 day ago
@YinsShadow My gawd, you have no idea what you're talking about! It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking sad that most Americans buy into the oil/timber/coal/etc. industries' shitty propaganda.
Lukege15 5 days ago
@Lukege15 /facepalm
I'm sorry a fundamental fuckup on Al Gores behalf has started propaghanda you've been buying into. And some racism to add in? Oh nice, you're clearly a fair-minded individual. Any other bandwagons you want to jump on board with?
YinsShadow 1 day ago
@YinsShadow "Al Gores behalf has started propaghanda you've been buying into"
Oh right, another one of those fools which believe one do-gooder controls the media; I'm sorry but it's far more likely that corporate interests control the US media, as demonstrated again and again on most important issues.
"And some racism to add in?"
Ha! Also, FYI, American is not a race. Cherokee, Sioux, Iroquois, Cheyenne, etc: now they're races.
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@YinsShadow "Any other bandwagons you want to jump on board with?"
Yes, the 'Idiots shouldn't own computers' one.
It's rather funny that you've done everything that American conservatives apparently hate about progressives (I'm not suggesting you're either - just pointing out something that made me laugh):
- "You just make up conspiracy theories!"
- "You just pull the Race Card"
- "You just join causes to look good!"
Translation: "Whine! Whine!... Science is too complicated"
Lukege15 1 day ago
i like you .
LILILEO1 1 week ago
Should be named "George Carlin on "Save the Plant"", cause that's what this is.
RequiemFear 1 week ago
this guy is fkn stupid
theory816 1 week ago
@theory816 How do you figure? As far as millions of people are concerned, he was one of the most clever and intelligent satirists to ever live.
CivitasUltraAporia 1 week ago
@CivitasUltraAporia hes arguments are fkn stupid dude. did u watch the video?
theory816 1 week ago
@theory816 He is a comedian you fucking dolt. He is exaggerating for laughs, it was his job.
CivitasUltraAporia 1 week ago
@CivitasUltraAporia no shit sherlock hes a comedian. but comedian get their material from real life, and he wasnt even trying to be funny in this bit but to prove a point that is so wrong
theory816 1 week ago
@theory816 Then you are a simpleton who doesn't understand satire.
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@CivitasUltraAporia "All these things cause the Father-General [of the Jesuits] to be feared by the Pope and sovereigns... A sovereign who is not their [the Jesuits'] friend will sooner or later experience their vengeance." (1852)
Luigi Desanctis (Official Censor of the Inquisition)
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@CivitasUltraAporia "All these things cause the Father-General [of the Jesuits] to be feared by the Pope and sovereigns... A sovereign who is not their [the Jesuits'] friend will sooner or later experience their vengeance." (1852)
Luigi Desanctis (Official Censor of the Inquisition)
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@CivitasUltraAporia ...Wherever a totalitarian movement erupts, whether Communist or Nazi, a Jesuit can be found in the role of 'advisor' or leader; in [Communist] Cuba Fr. Armando Llorente and in Argentina the neo-Nazis are led by Fr. Menvieille."
Emanuel M. Josephson (1968)
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@CivitasUltraAporia "[Jesuit-trained Illuminist Adam] Weishaupt's success in forcing the Vatican to reestablish the abolished Jesuit Order [Ed. Note: it had been abolished in 1773 by Pope Clement XIV], through revival of the Church's original Nazarene Communism in the form of present-day Communism, led to the conspiracy's control by the Society of Jesus [i.e., the Jesuits]...
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@CivitasUltraAporia "Above all I have learned from the Jesuits. And so did Lenin too, as far as I recall. The world has never known anything quite so splendid as the hierarchical structure of the [Roman] Catholic Church. There were quite a few things I simply appropriated from the Jesuits for the use of the [Nazi] Party.
Adolph Hitler
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@CivitasUltraAporia "In the agreement to rescue Rome [i.e., the Roman Catholic Church's hierarchy] from the predicament of losing its world control to Protestantism, and to preserve the spiritual and temporal supremacy which the popes [had] 'usurped' during the Middle Ages, Rome now 'sold' the [Roman Catholic] Church to the Society of Jesus [i.e., the Jesuits]; in essence the popes surrendered themselves into their hands."
John Daniel
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@CivitasUltraAporia "Above all things, Jesuits are 'confessors'. Their services unto the royalty were urged as a 'need', as they became assigned to hear the confessions of the aristocrats, emperors, kings, queens, princes, princesses, ['royal'] mistresses, those in every level of government -- they all revealed their secret plans, their intimate sins, their inner-most thoughts, as their lives became virtually an open book to the Jesuits.
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@CivitasUltraAporia "[Wherever] a totalitarian movement erupts, whether Communist or Nazi [Fascist], a Jesuit can be found in the role of 'adviser' or leader; in Cuba [it was] [Jesuit-trained] Castro's 'Father' Armando Llorente..."
Emanuel M. Josephson (American physician and historian)
augustmaquet 1 week ago
@theory816 He could have probably spelled fucking.
sozen44 1 week ago
@sozen44 lol thats all you gotta say? get the fk outta hea
theory816 1 week ago
@theory816 Your tusks are protruding.
sozen44 1 week ago
its a small group of people makes us FUCKED
weedyliciouzz 1 week ago
Is this an HBO special? Which one?
Nailsinmytummy 1 week ago
@Nailsinmytummy Yup, "Jammin' In New York" from 1992.
JoeyLeddzDippin94 1 week ago
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@Nailsinmytummy Yup, "Jammin' In New York" from 1992.
JoeyLeddzDippin94 1 week ago
Who the hell would dislike Georgie?
jssike 1 week ago
fuck everyone except me and ms. mcgoveren
MsRebaca 2 weeks ago
I love how this is morbid but strangely peaceful and soothing at the same time.
TrunksTrevelyan 2 weeks ago
Wish the species George Carlin was still around, though.
TrunksTrevelyan 2 weeks ago
HE looks like whats his face thats on SNL
mmtna 2 weeks ago
i think if we were to imagine Jehova passing down the ten commandments to Moses, it would probably sound exactly like this... Hallelujah, for we are blessed..
sidhunp 2 weeks ago
earth plus plastic... i feel so relieved already...
I think Einstein would've kissed his hands!
sidhunp 2 weeks ago
bye bye..its been a joy
dackys13 3 weeks ago
Global Warming? It is about saving the planet! Whoever named this clip have no f----n clue what this clip is all about.
TubeArmadillo 3 weeks ago
Dr Richard Lindzen: A Case Against Precipitous Climate Action
The notion of a static, unchanging climate is foreign to the history of the earth or any other planet with a fluid envelope. The fact that the developed world went into hysterics over changes in global mean temperature anomaly of a few tenths of a degree will astound future generations.
RandomVersion 3 weeks ago
Dr Richard Lindzen:
“For small changes in climate associated with tenths of a degree, there is no need for any external cause. The earth is never exactly in equilibrium. The motions of the massive oceans where heat is moved between deep layers and the surface provides variability on time scales from years to centuries. Recent work (Tsonis et al, 2007), suggests that this variability is enough to account for all climate change since the 19th Century.”
RandomVersion 3 weeks ago
Manipulatiion of other species is the reason why most animals are almost extinct, if you really wanna save endangered species then leave them alone.
firespitking 3 weeks ago 5
maybe cancer is the earths way of telling us our time is over
matt141989 3 weeks ago
@matt141989 all disease is the earths way of controling the human population
niblocorn1993 3 weeks ago
I'll bet the planet would have let George Carlin live.
LilLuvYall 3 weeks ago
and some bacteria will evolve to eat all this trash
ibanezxz500 3 weeks ago
VOTE: George Carlin 2012, oh fuck is dead! SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT!
THEHellFeast 3 weeks ago
Global Cooling continues
Serbian Gov't declares emergency situation in whole of Serbia
05. February 2012
The Serbian government has declared this evening an emergency situation in the territory of entire Serbia because by regular means it is not possible to solve multiple problems caused by heavy snowfall and cold weather – from cleaning roads to supplying food, medicines and electricity.
The Assistant Minister reiterated that nine people died in Serbia from cold and bad weather
RandomVersion 4 weeks ago
@RandomVersion
One cold snap does not nullify the overwhelming evidence of a warming planet. Climate scientists quantify climate change by analyzing long term data, not short term weather events. Climate and weather are two related, but different things. Oh, and using your rationale, one could say global warming is occurring. This past month, January 2012, was the 4th warmest January on record.
smoyer60 3 weeks ago
@smoyer60
But any legitimate climate scientist would never claim this as overwhelming evidence of global warming, because they know one warm month does not indicate a trend. However, one century of overall warming on the scale of 1.3 deg F (simultaneously occurring with the exponential increase of burning fossil fuels) does indicate a global warming trend.
smoyer60 3 weeks ago
He didn't say shit about global warming.
livardo 4 weeks ago
VOTE: George Carlin 2012.
wolfwilkins 1 month ago
carlin was such a cool genious!
FantastyckplastycK 1 month ago
I think it's interesting how Carlin's view on this is just about exactly the same as Conservative/Libertarian actor and NRA president Charlton Heston.
/watch?v=ozO4YB98mCY
Tezcatlepocatl 1 month ago
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Tezcatlepocatl 1 month ago
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Hotspot3500 1 month ago 2
9gag-ers well why you post stupid comment? At least post something about the video not "9GAG" or something...
BasshuterZ 1 month ago
He saw 2012 coming
killingjezus 1 month ago
9GAG Army have arrived.
xiaopang254 1 month ago 3
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FantastyckplastycK 1 month ago
@xiaopang254 Congratulations. Everyone else found this 4 years ago
SanojVan 4 days ago
-why are we here?
-PLASTIC! ASSHOLES!
OwNeD05 1 month ago 15
humans try to save those spiecies because they are th ones who got them to the brink of extinction with careless poaching. its their duty to....
TheBhavnapal 1 month ago 2
@TheBhavnapal it's comedy, don't take it serious
revisoryvirus 1 month ago
@revisoryvirus i thought real comedy always has an ounce of truth...i know people think he is a genius.must be..but i dint even chuckle..he is so condescending....if u really want to laugh, watch some Russell Peters videos guilt free:D
TheBhavnapal 3 weeks ago
@TheBhavnapal What he is saying is completely true what you talking about
TheMoo1231 3 weeks ago
dammit screw 9gag before they take our base. This will not be another vietnam!!!!!
Cruchto 1 month ago
[chemistrycat]
He probrably meant The Big Neutron, since electron is eletrically negative and proton is eletrically positive.
[/chemistrycat]
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BaronofGermania 1 month ago 111
@BaronofGermania Yea..no. Don't involve that filth with George Carlin. He's far better than 9gag, 4chan, reddit, funnyjunk, are any other dipshit website where adolescent jackoffs have no other insult than "faggot" when they, themselves, are all cocksuckers.
bigbadvader369 3 weeks ago
@BaronofGermania its the interwebs so gtfo son.
HierImNorden 3 weeks ago
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Thnqu 1 month ago 3
I wish English was my native language :/ I understand this but I really want to get it better
SnnSnck 1 month ago
Moral: Don't interbreed an atheist with a hipster.
rezakhalilzada 1 month ago
OMFG, i just saw this skit and I've been thinking this for years man George Carlin is a true mastermind.
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@FollowShit 9gag is for scenekids who think 89 panel comics with shitty forced "funny face" memes from other websites are funny and they think they're some army of "epic trolls" from 4chan, their site isn't 4chan and none of you hipsters even know what DDoS means,
NotRummy44 1 month ago
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i know what it is :Đ
9gag guys, 2:32, i know you are here for it ;)
vengefulenigma 1 month ago 14
@vengefulenigma GGG thx :D
GermanMW2player 1 month ago 3
Because of that,I say FUCK Al Gore aka Manbearpig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
98bigbutt 1 month ago
The thing is, humans have actually significantly increased the number of species that go extinct... It's not necessarily save the planet as much as it is don't fuck over the planet
dooksucks4ever 1 month ago
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MrIrishBilly 1 month ago
@MrIrishBilly "[Mars] didn't recover so well" from what? From being only one-tenth as massive as Earth and having its magnetic-field-producing core cool off in only a few hundred million years? That's not something we could do to our planet, even if we tried.
A better (though still extreme) example would be Venus, which has a temperature that is more than twice what it should be (based on its distance from the sun) because of the high concentration of CO2 in its atmosphere.
jaimesthesaint 1 month ago
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MrIrishBilly 1 month ago
@MrIrishBilly
Pure BS.
The sun could do more damage than all of humankind's industry.
WatchRyder 2 weeks ago
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MrIrishBilly 2 weeks ago
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MrIrishBilly 2 weeks ago
@MrIrishBilly
Not if you were off-planet or sub-surface it wouldn't ;)
WatchRyder 2 weeks ago
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MrIrishBilly 2 weeks ago
@MrIrishBilly
That shows how much you know then ;)
WatchRyder 2 weeks ago
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SovereignStatesman 1 month ago
'...a surface nuisance' lol. well put!
salientfilm 1 month ago
he has one point right...the planet will be alright, he will recover from anything we do...but maybe we wont
SoLazy100 1 month ago
Great man, answer the most wondered question of all time :) thank you, now I can die happy because I've done by part to help the plant: Give it plastic
magician168 1 month ago
The PEOPLE are FUCKED
mark51397 1 month ago 55
"let them go gracefully!"
soccerplaye4 1 month ago
Look up "Charlton Heston on climate change". It's incredible just how alike Carlin and him sound on this subject.
I've never agreed with either on anything, but I admire both of them a lot for having been freedom-minded people who saw through the B.S. and looked at the big picture.
Tezcatlepocatl 1 month ago
fuck that fucking earth day day !
TheCrytX 1 month ago 2
Best comedian to ever walk the earth!
DJafferiK 1 month ago 3
He actually gave away the big secret, vaccines = viruses = humans dead
Oozy9Millimeetah 1 month ago
He's the original sixty year old virgin.
FuhrerVonFreiberg 1 month ago
@FuhrerVonFreiberg What, you really just said that? lol
Cartmanezful 1 month ago
Damn, he's talking about me. I am worried about everything he talked about. lol
ResolutionismTube 1 month ago 2
I love this guy... but can't help but feel if everyone lived with this attitude I'd be sat in my own filth and shit right now. But awesome comedian either way! Thanks for the upload. Oh and religion IS bullshit, I just prayed for a hot cup of coffee... Nothing.
stuartwwillis 1 month ago 2
@stuartwwillis He is simply knocking people off their pedestal. It is a far too common thought that we, as humans, can change and set everything to our bidding. Something also present in the scientific fields, which is by all accounts elevated to God status in current day culture. Fact of the matter is, we are selfish and self observed to think our existence is important to anyone or anything other than ourselves. Of course it should not stop one from striving for the best, but that is reality.
LithCS 1 month ago
blackholes and universal gates
F4U2P0 1 month ago
While George notes the number of species being lost each day he ommitted to mention the many thousand new species being discovered each year. These do not seem to rate amongst the greens and environmentalists who consider new species contrary to their arguments. May we never forget that "The greatest wilderness in the World is the space between a greenies ears"
Nasho66 1 month ago
What's interesting to me is that if we left nature alone, it'd probably do better... I mean, if you see a plastic bag in the middle of the forest, you can pick it up, but you don't have to be a self-entitled asshole about it. "HEY EVERYONE, I PICKED UP A FUCKING BAG"
SwimFellow 1 month ago
The titel is kinda missleading. He is not talking about global warming, but about environmentalism. More precicesly, that the people who promote it are mostly hypocrits.
BasicSpace42 2 months ago
Love this guy.Same he is no longer with us.
538921 2 months ago
4:50 :D
EXetoC 2 months ago
what would George Carlin think of ClimateGate?
you already have your answer..
Vangrungy 2 months ago
Where are all the George Carlin's? Why don't we have more people like him?
billkaulitzlova13 2 months ago
It wanted plastic for itself!! xD
kimviterson 2 months ago
@zaylong who cares what happens after we die I sure as hell dont. Either way we are dead we lived our life and will never come back so who cares what we do now all these fuckin tree huggers and shit it's stupid you think 1 person can change the world cause when the real fact is noone can the earth with be for for billions and billions of years we will be for for maybe a million if were lucky
jeffdeufel5 2 months ago
@zaylong who fuckin cares about the other people once we die what are you worrying about after that you won't be able to do shit you'll be dead.
jeffdeufel5 2 months ago
@jeffdeufel5
What about your kids? Don't you want to leave the world a little bit better for them than when you came? Rein in the conceit man.
SirKickz 2 months ago
the "end" is entertaining
smellyfooty 2 months ago
again to Coteer; it just is. just like the dinosours...,
a cleaner habitat? great! but not when taking your taking away living ....
smellyfooty 2 months ago
You can see more truth in a Carlin show than you'll get from anybody in the media from the next twenty years. Had Carlin lived, he'd've undoubtedly tackled global warming head-on. Read the three essays in the back of Michael Crichton's novel "State of Fear."
Onlymusical 2 months ago
Absolutely incredible. George Carlin
Triumphit1 2 months ago
Your all fuckin stupid. The earth has been here for 4.5 billion years where the fuck do you think it's gonna go? Global warming is a bunch of bullshit and it's shit like saving the planet that is making our society so corrupt and stupid like all the other people that think the earth isn't gonna exist in time and honestly who the fuck cares by the time any of that shot happens well all be dead
jeffdeufel5 2 months ago
@jeffdeufel5 dumb ass. its not that the planet is going to be gone; WE are going to be gone. thats the point retard. you think you can just survive in any environment? NO you cant. use youre fucking head and think!
ZayLong 2 months ago
anyone getting sound from this vid???
MrDEADCELL1 2 months ago
There is nothing man can do against nature. She will do whatever she wants to us whenever she wants to! If you are moronic enough to believe in man made global warming, please keep it to yourself. I am tired of hearing you whine and complain until you stop all of the volcanic eruptions!
dahlby01 2 months ago
@dahlby01 "There is nothing man can do against nature." That is an ignorant statement straight from a moron's mouth. Clearly, we can influence nature, though not in any lasting, irreversible way. To suggest that we can't stop volcanic eruptions has nothing to do with the massive amount of carbon we shoot into the atmosphere every year. You're the moron.
cwburntorange 2 months ago
@cwburntorange You are not only moronic you are a lemming. The next thing you will say is that the VOLT at $450,000 is a good investment of tax payer money! You deserve Al Gore and the IPCC, moron!
dahlby01 2 months ago
@dahlby01 Sorry, you're not a moron. You're a complete dumbsh*t. If you can read, and I have my doubts, go to NOAA's website and see what they say. Yes, they are real scientists with PhDs, who have a bit more understanding about the issue than your ignorant brain. So if you can pull your head out of Sean Hannity's ass, go visit their website to get a little education. That is if you can read.
cwburntorange 2 months ago
However I respect and value this guy, this one is a fucking load of bullshit, aimed only at pleasing the brain-deficient crowds who follow him blindly wherever he goes. Yes, we fucking do affect the planet and yes, we can destroy it if we continue doing what we do now.
ShatteredEquilibrium 2 months ago
@ShatteredEquilibrium If every single nuclear bomb was to go off at once, life would go on regardless. Hes not saying we don't affect the planet. Of course we do. Hes just saying it's ignorant to believe we can "save" or "help" it. Life will continue no matter what humans do on this Earth.
Zacccc51 2 months ago 51
@Zacccc51 No. If we cut down all the forests, pollute the air, flood the oceans with oil, life will not continue. We are well capable of destroying the vast majority of species and if we can do that, it also means we can do sth to prevent it. We can both take AND give life because of the potency of our technology.
ShatteredEquilibrium 2 months ago
@ShatteredEquilibrium Life as we know it would be gone, but new life will form. It may take millions of years, but new species WILL arise and replace what we destroy. You aren't looking at at huge picture.
Zacccc51 2 months ago
@ShatteredEquilibrium Are you really that gullible? You need to step away from the Al Gore channel once in away and see what companies really do. Maybe then you will understand that the companies do care about the environment regardless of what your Ivory tower elitists who have never actually had working jobs would know about.
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TetsiPepsi1125 2 months ago
@TetsiPepsi1125 I never said anything to contrary. I just said even if we tried, we couldn't destroy life.
Zacccc51 2 months ago
@Zacccc51 sorry my bad
TetsiPepsi1125 2 months ago
@Zacccc51 If every nuclear bomb went off half the world would be vaporised and the rest would be nothing but a rock. You dont know what you're talking about
lactoidio 2 months ago
@ShatteredEquilibrium The planet cannot be destroyed. It will continue to exist always regardless of our actions. We affect the environment. After all, who cares about the planet. It is just a rock, what matters most is the environment and the life it supports.
alexcandy1411 2 months ago
why is it that people like george carlin die and former pres bush is still alive fuck
sextorx 2 months ago
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I believe global warming is grossly exaggerated as a problem. It's a real problem, but it's nothing like as serious as people are led to believe. The idea that global warming is the most important problem facing the world is total nonsense and is doing a lot of harm. It distracts people's attention from much more serious problems.
kaykko 2 months ago
It´s not nature how kills all the animals, it´s us! George Carlin is obviously slow.
JacquelineKarlsson 2 months ago
@JacquelineKarlsson It is a combined effort. He is right in saying that animals do go extinct, all the time. New species even come along to replace them. The issue is that although species do go extinct naturally many go before their natural time due to our activities. I don't believe that trying to correct our mistakes is a negative thing and I don't agree with George on this one. He was ANYTHING but slow though. He was a MUCH more intelligent man than either you or I and most commenting here.
MrDanielHawes 2 months ago
Humans ARE becoming poisonous to the earth. The problem is, does it matter if we kill ourselves?
VexylMusic 2 months ago
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@lithium1189 Yeah because telling people to stop using oil really helps an oil company's business. Or perhaps you think that their agenda is TO RUN THEMSELVES INTO THE GROUND.
Either you're a troll or pretty goddamned stupid. For your sake you better hope your a troll.
Coteer 2 months ago
I love George Carlin but I think the argument of species going extinct on their own is kinda lame. Yes, 99,999% of species (depending on how often you give a name to an intermediate stage of an evolving creature) went extinct.
The ones we try to save are the ones that are dying because of human interference. Many species are hunted, many more are facing loss of natural habitat due to deforestation, water management(dams) and pollution. Evolution takes many millenia, only killing takes years.
eikons 2 months ago
@eikons Throughout the history of life on earth species have been going extince due to the actions of other species! ALOT of organisms went extinct because they could not COMPETE against new organisms. Humans are no different, we are an advanced organism that SOME organisms cannot compete against..HOWEVER animals like Seagulls, Racoons, Crows, Monkeys.... and many more are flourishing due to Humans. These organisms will be the basis for future life...that is how evolution works!!
canmoore 2 months ago
@canmoore I know how evolution works, but here's what never happened before in 4 billion years: A species evolved to the capacity of destroying all life on earth. That same species became AWARE of evolution existing at all. That same species knowingly cuts down forests where animals live that they know WILL go extinct. The competition is long over. We won. If we wanted to we could kill every species larger than a cat within 3 or 4 years.
Some people ENJOY seeing our "competitors".
eikons 2 months ago
@eikons Are you serious? Destroy all life on earth?? Please man, human activity is destroying habitat yes. However, in the process we are creating new habitats in the process!! Human caused extinction will be lost in the greater extinction that began with the initiation of the current ice age, and will only end when the current ice age is over. Which probably will not be for another million years! Extinction periods are not rapid events, but instead are long periods of extinctions.
canmoore 2 months ago
@canmoore We're not creating new habitats really. The land we free up is used for harvesting crops to feed more humans. Farmers try their best to keep wildlife out of there, with poison if they must.
Look at evolutionary paradises like Madagascar and New Zealand. The strangest creatures developed there because of their isolation from mainland. It's a marvelous sight, which is squandered for the growth of humanity. Dont you think it would be a shame if later generations can only read about them?
eikons 2 months ago
@eikons Really? You are a little rusty on Biology. Farmland is a prime habitat for organisms! lots of crops and seeds for birds and insects to feed on. Tilled land reveals grubs, and bugs for birds and mammals to eat.. As for pesticides just read up on the co-evolution of between plants and insects: Plants use toxins to defend against herbivores, insects however can adapt quickly and will become immune to these toxins..so by adding pesticides, humans are creating new insects!!
canmoore 2 months ago
@canmoore That's why we don't complain about killing insects or common birds. What people are trying to save are species that are product of an exclusive evolutionary circumstance. For instance, Lemurs and Chameleons only evolved on Madagascar because the continent drifted away, taking along a sample of the species millions of years ago. They live nowhere else in the world and most species already went extinct by deforestation. They can't adapt in a mere 10 years. Evolution takes millions.
eikons 2 months ago
@eikons Species like Lemurs and Chameleons are called geographic specialists. Meaning that they specialize on the local ecosystem of an isolated geographic area. Eventually Madagascar will collide with another continent, when that happens these creatures will more than likely become extinct. The exact same thing happened when S.America and N.America were linked together, allot of animals from S.America became extinct as they could not compete with the organisms from N.America.
canmoore 2 months ago
@canmoore To that end, these species you listed from madagascar are very sensative to environmental changes. These species are becoming extinct because they are specialists, specialists have never been evolutionary successful. Look at generalists like Racoons, Seagulls, insects.. these organisms are thriving, and will be the base model for future organisms when this extinction period is over.
canmoore 2 months ago
@canmoore Species are specialists b/c they co-evolved with their habitats. This is why a fish in mid-Atlantic will have much different reproductive timing mechanisms than the SAME species in the northern extent of its range. The reason you call those animals 'generalists' is that they have co-evolved with the human altered habitat, taking advantage of our waste, infrastructure.. Check out some peer-reviewed work on "Artificial Selection", may help clarify why pesticides are part of the problem.
robK1320 2 months ago
@canmoore Continental drift usually occurs at a rate around 1-2 cm per year. The 'collision' would take thousands of years, and the shift of habitat would be incredibly gradual. The rate of extinction currently underway eclipses continental drift, and changes are occurring too fast for many organisms to adapt. Organic insecticides may also be responsible for the disproportionate rates of cancer and Alzheimer's experienced by American farmers (see President's Cancer Panel of 2009 for more info).
robK1320 2 months ago
@robK1320 Holy crap, you are taking what I am saying way to literally. What I am saying, is that Madagascar is isolated from the mainland. It also has its own unique ecosystem, so that organisms are specialized to survive in these specific ecosystems. This specialization makes them vulnerable to environmental changes..rapid, slow or whatever. They are evolutionary vulnerable to change.. We are in a period of extinction, so these organisms were more than likely to go extinct anyways!
canmoore 2 months ago
@canmoore You have no idea what you are talking about. Many pesticides being used by humans are EDCs (endocrine disrupting chemicals) and disrupt many organisms ability to reproduce. This removes an organism's natural adaptive ability (sexual recombination and reproduction) and mutates the genetic information of non-target organisms. Do some actual research, rather than spouting drivel and claiming you have sensible information. Farmland = habitat/species/diversity LOSS.
robK1320 2 months ago