Chaos Wars- Yuri and Karen

[MissChemicalRomance]

...my god.

I knew a boy in high school that sounded almost spot on like Uru and many, many girls that sounded Shizuku-esque.

All this aside my first reaction to watching this was "What is this, I don't really even..." Could we be any more unenthusiastic about voice acting?

[ZeldaDD]

aw man, I can't believe I didn't notice Uru's derpy eyes until now. Once you notice it you can't unsee it.

[sgljc]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TENGAIO!

[Jirekianu]

And this is why I have japanese audio with english subs on any non english native title.

[TheCharleyJay]

I freakin' love this game just because of the terrible voice acting. It's so bad, it's almost good.

[parakeet54]

nicole ez hot :3

uru ez gay..

[XNBproductions]

Jesus fuck, is Karen stoned or what?

There's an alternate scene of this. It's pretty funny.

[GamerJelly]

Its like Uru is that gay guy that works at the store from Family Guy (The "OHHH NOOO" one)

Nicole sounds like Mr. Rodgers.

Karen sounds like she is on drugs or drunk.

Shizuku sounds like a random American 16-23 yearold female.

[martinrking]

i'm done with YOU nonsense

[fionaaran]

I can't tell if this is real or not.

[ZeldaDD]

@fionaaran I assure you it's real. The voice actors are thought to be the head of the company that localized it's family. I don't think it's ever been confirmed 100% though.

[123nitro]

LOL That Uru guy sounds so gay. He should be saying

"Wow! I like... totally can't move my body! OMIGOD!"

[RastaBwoy]

This can't be real!!

[SadaXer]

The first two lines made me LOL.

[InappropriateBanana]

my siiiiideeessss

[hussi434]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL URU IS HOMOOO

[brurr]

Karen needs an antidepressive or something.

[JezFTW]

Is this real life?

[989Saher]

they were recording from the bed?

[ShyGuy0504]

The voice actor for Karen sounds like she took some drugs irl to really get into the role. At 1:48 it sounds like she's having a hard time speaking her line. XD

[TheChillyAcademicIV]

1:08 the actual voice actors thoughts on this game.

[XenoAlbedo]

Voice acting has never been so bad.

[plainnboring001]

love the voice actor for Nicole!!! sounds so pro!!! <3

[atakkuuuuu]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WTFFFFF

[Kingofprinces85]

This is why Zelda should NEVER have voice acting.....

[spirit2fusion]

I love Uru and Shizuku hahahaha

[blockigiffluffles]

...This sounds like three people fighting over gay sex.

[SwiftrunnerXXY]

The levels of fail in this voice acting are incomprehensible. My head is literally aching.

What the crap made them think this should be allowed in the actual release?

[genomaru]

Official dub.

[Kingofprinces85]

Is this the REAL voice acting in the game? Or is it just some yahoos making fun of the game?

[kmsorxas]

@Kingofprinces85 This is the real voice acting. Rumour has it that it was the American publisher's family members.

[Lobster222]

Love the passion the voice actors pour in.

[personauser500]

the definition of inept.

I've found it.

[AilynnStarlight]

My head cannot fully grasp the level of awesomeness that has just unfolded before my eyes....

*Switches to sing-songy voice*

"AMAZING!"

[tintor2]

Longest prerape scene ever!! Just rape them Nicole! We won't give a fuck more than now

[Chickengirl005]

at first I thought there was no way this could be legit, but then I saw other videos of it and was just like "oh...." thank fuck a lot of these JRPGs allow you to choose the original Japanese audio, but when they don't...you just have to suffer through it. Or just mute the audio.

[Tazzillekki1]

Ye-yah!

[godofshawn]

OMG what kind of voice acting is that...DAMN

[cseru1]

1:05

The voice actress asks a legitimate question to the production team and they throw it in the game for the hell of it.

[LeelaDebris]

why can't they act?

[RaynesX]

Lmao Uru's lisp is making me gag!

[TalesOfGod]

They should win an oscar for this. It takes REAL talent to make something like this.

The performance left me crying....for all the wrong reasons. -_-

[jinjuuryuu]

I think my ears are bleeding...

[Excessivecontrast]

This is the WORST FUCKING voice acting I have ever heard in my life.

[Matrix29bear]

0:12 - Karen: What did you do, Nicole? Why am I so sleepy, did you drug my Nyquil?

0:18 - Nichole: Perfume de Zigitaris. A type of muscle relaxant gas. Now we shall laugh as your chemically-sedated sphincter muscles go floppy then you poop your panties while soaking them in urine. It's a gross-out-giggle-party.

0:31 - Uru: No, really, it's great. [ramping up the sarcasm] I just can't tense my muscles AT ALL. [going into hyper-sarcasm] Ooooh, what is more sleep-inducing? Your monolog or ether?

[MonochromeTrouble]

Does anyone kick swine butt?

[gmbodhi]

It takes real talent to make VA this bad

[soopahsawneck]

Karen is the worst.

[almozayaf]

under-acting

[hyschara]

I think... Nicole is the best voice actor among them, sadly OTL

[Crosmando]

The English dubs are a huge troll by O3 Entertainment, it's like they literally just used the voices of the greasy nerds sitting around their offices, in fact I'm sure they did.

But seeing as the original Japanese voice track was included, who really cares.

[ZeldaDD]

@Crosmando actually, IIRC it was the head of the company's family. Yes, really.

[tapion567]

@Crosmando only the battle voices are in japanese, the cutscenes are only in english

[Slipstream1984]

What!? *looks at script*

You can't say stuff like that! *looks at script*

You could ruin your reputation!!!

[MrDentalFloss1108]

WOW this game's voice acting is BAD!!!!!

[BryceDella]

Karen sounds high as hell.

[randir14]

Why the fuck is a male character named "Nicole"?

[MasSergioVEVO]

plz tell me this was a fandub lol... plz... it sounds like theyre just reading. Nicole VA was good tho ;)

[zilaisdraugs]

the voice actors were probably high...

[Billiam50]

these voice actors sound so enthusiastic. must've been really bored. LOL

[ObsoletePerson]

@Billiam50 I think they're actually the director's family.

Also, MY EARS! MY LOVELY EARS!

[Daikaijuconan]

Uru is a super flamboyant gay guy in the dub.

[Daikaijuconan]

Pathetic

[Veggieman87]

Each voice sucks for its own reasons, which makes this truly awful.

[petrieds10]

Okay, I give up. Where's Tommy Wiseau? Oh hai Mark!

[SashaNein]

0:57 The VA for Nicole has her fucking lips smacking. I thought we were done with the era of "REAAALLLYYY BADDDD VOICE ACCTTTTTINNNNNGGGGG" in the mid 90s, but this game is the motherfucking grand champion of shit dubbing.

[Slipstream1984]

@SashaNein Hahahaha your comment was so funny!

[Saturi]

lol is this a fan dub?

[usernamessuck58]

@Saturi No, which is the best part of this.

[ThunderCavalier]

@Saturi

If only.

IF ONLY.

(No, it isn't.)

[Saturi]

@ThunderCavalier Karen and Shizuku are obviously the best VAs lol. Wow this is so horrible XD.

[Wiizpig]

8-4 Play sent me here.

[subata45]

shizuku sounds like a teen. karen is just a kind of quiet girl. uru is socially awkward and nicole is epic sounding.

[holytiamat777]

LOL

[AstronAstroll]

This video is a type of muscle relaxant gas. :(

[DexwardCuxann]

Uru sounds like Lumpy Space Princess.

[razetora]

CAN'T UNHEAR

[flare5]

Worst english dub in any game ever...

[nightzeroAX]

Lol the dude named uru sounds like that random gay guy in family guy.

[osamabinmakinmecrazy]

Karen sounds like Uncle Iroh from Avatar.

[dotdotThree]

Uru sounds like lumpy space princess

[MarkLSana]

@dotdotThree LMFAO exactly!

[LovelyKuja]

Yuri? What did they do to you? ;___;

[LovelyKuja]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA What the hell did they do to Yuri's voice?

[LovelyKuja]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA What the hell did they do to Yuri's voice?

[Namadu7]

1:04 - One voice actor's message to the rest, when asked to act with them. She was frankly really annoyed that she was asked to act with these amateurs...

1:40 - Reply to the voice director saying "Good enough, no one will care" to the others' "finished products."

2:25 - What she said when she realized that was she was saying was actually being put in the game.

3:10 - Hyoma's her brother.

3:18 - She realizes that Hyoma's in this terrible voice acting session, too!

It all makes sense now! =O

[tintor2]

haha, what ashstory, Uru!

[Mikey234432]

urus voice actor is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO GAY xD

[velvelification]

I skipped all of that shit lol

[Micaiah77]

xD

[Gnomesmusher]

Nevermind the horrible voice acting, why the hell does the dialogue go on and on?!?!

[pteroid01]

Uru is such a valley girl.

[TwilightSync]

My ears are bleeding badly. I mean, REALLY badly.

[Isaidlunch]

This voice acting makes me sick, just like when you eat rotten food off the ground

[TheBomberofPeace]

This sounds like a rape scene.

I'm positive that "Tengaio" is just a different way to say "virginity."

[Annonygma]

Uru - Gay and secretly wants his "Tengaio" *coughvirginitycough* taken away from him by Nicole.

Nicole - Only guy who gives a damn and has the hots for Uru.

Karen - Drunk foreigner with brain damage.

Shizuku - Not even reading the script. She is legitimately confused.

Hyoma - BAMF. He's gunna hurt you. Badly. Like, REALLY badly.

Hayatemaru - Wannabe badass with a ridiculously long name. YEE-YUH.

That's what I got out of this video. Well, looks like an amusing game to me.

[TsubasaKoi884]

Ok, normally I get irritated when a lot of people say things like "English voices stink!" or "Japanese voices are always better than dubs." Frankly, I'm slighty more of a dub person and give English dubbers the benefit of the doubt...

.....but THIS has to be the WORST acting that I've ever heard in my entire life. Just hearing this makes me want to find the people who did this and punch them in their sorry faces.

[bombkirby]

@TsubasaKoi884

I glad this game has horrid voice acting. When people complain about a voice actor (who actually has some experience and skill) I always point them to these videos. And they stop complaining. THIS is what it truly means to have BAD voice acting!

[TheBomberofPeace]

@TsubasaKoi884 I've heard rumors that the director had his family do the voice acting.

I'm willing to join you on your epic quest to punch a voice actor.

[RhetoricGamingHD]

I gotta play this game.

[Crumpetsontuesday]

YEE-YUH.

[alholic]

Hot damn, now I've got to play this game.

[illuminatioracle]

Voice actors for this game are comprised of common lady gaga fans. They had no idea they were even voice acting.

[Xgen001]

Staff translating the game probably decided, meh fuck it, we'll just dub it ourselves.

[yeoungbraxx]

Karen sounds like she had to get drunk before reading her lines because the script was so bad :P

[stasismustbetheilles]

Is this even real? There's no way a game could have voice-acting this bad!! I refuse to believe it!!

[TheBomberofPeace]

@stasismustbetheilles It's a real game.

[JSasRays]

Uru voice actor is gay in real life. The lisp...

[Upright777]

YEAH YAH!!!!

[RebornAleph]

Is... This supposed to be a joke?

Is there a message that I'm supposed to interpret somewhere? Is... is it some sort of a clue to something? I... I don't get it.

Is this supposed to be ACCEPTABLE!?

[BDWD]

I tried to see if muting it would make things better but that didn't help at all....the script is horrible LOL

[Craziness714]

"Are you freaking out Uru?"

Well he might be, but you sure as hell can't tell.

[zgcentrs]

Lol. Uru sounds like lisp Toby Turner

[diego380]

Jesus christ this dub is so bad is fucking hilarious

[Schonn93]

LOL, this Uru dude sounds gay as shit.

[Pandapokey]

@Schonn93 I know it was really funny!

[xRhinestonexEyesx]

I have a feeling this game is about... something else. :/

[unojack3536]

They sound awfully calm given the dire situation that the music obviously implies they're in.

[sunset261]

thing is not only is the voice acting bad, the writing is probably even worse!

[ElmoPansy]

So, uh, is "tengaio" a fancy word for "virginity"?

[strychnine7777]

@ElmoPansy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA

[MoneyShot058]

Anyone else feel like Nicole's VA was the only one even trying?

[vikingdrizzit]

@MoneyShot058 you can even see the "i dont give a flying f***" in the other characters eyes

[fanaticmoron]

Is it just me or does Karen sound like a text to speech program.

[tintor2]

jeez, listen to the first minute without seeing pictures and picture something

[swordfish1390]

WTF is this!? I wanted to rip my fucking ears out and thrown them out the window! This makes the first Baten Kaitos's voice acting sound superb! This is pure ASS! And why did they destory Yuri's and Karen's voice!? Yuri's not gay! And Karen isn't a..... drug addict! I heard this game had bad voice acting, but MAN, this shit sucks.

[HeavyxMedic53]

What the hell is this?

It's like the developers got their sons and daughters in high-school to voice this.

They even got a gay guy to voice Uru and some kind of Japanese robot to voice Karen.

[hybridRace92]

Oh my God, this makes Resident Evil 1's voice acting look like Red Dead Redemption.

[Verkili]

@hybridRace92 Except this game's VA is better than RDR's.

RDR a.k.a. GTA on horses = worst game of 2010.

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Can't believe You People complain about Naruto's dub when we have something like this and Bible Black.

[AkiraKaburagi69]

@CrimsonVermillioneye dude black bible is a hentai..>.>

[MasterBrutaka]

@CrimsonVermillioneye At least Naruto had Stevan Blum, an excellent voice actor. This is just hilariously bad.

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

Uru is SOOOOOOOOOOO Gay. Is Nicole flirting with him? Hyoma's line is so Bad it's Awesome!

[kevinstarlo]

is this a joke?



[RE4gamerrrrrr]

The acting is so bad, I was convinced that the person who posted the video along with his friends just voiced over the game. >.<

[JBVultures]

Why is there a bloke called Nicole? bloody wuss.

[9HereticPrincess9]

Oh it's Uru, okay.

[9HereticPrincess9]

Whoever sounded like they were gay was the funniest.

[CalamityAce]

YeeAH!

[illusionmagician]

My god, I lol'd the most at Karen.

[claire1909]

0:58

That's what I want to sound like when I've fallen off a cliff and my life's in danger.

[Arbiterisl33t69]

Lol at the Uru dude's lisp.

[hinata2000100]

Personally, I think this is really good voice acting. Except for Karen, her's is too dull.

[Aenglaan]

@hinata2000100 Are you serious? There's so many miscast actors and many of them sound like they're just bored with what they're doing with all the mumbling and bad dialogue. Uru sounds gay and just says his lines, Karen sounds like she just woke up after drinking too much, Nicole speaks too slow, etc

[hinata2000100]

@Aenglaan Hey, That's my opinion! You can have different opinions, I'm not arguing!

[sevyyves937]

Elcors can voice act with more emotion that this XD

[KazRahiz]

Uru sounds like a sassy fucker...

[Gregster360]

Karen sounds like she's retarded.

[CenturionRyan]

To be fair, this dialogue is pretty terrible by itself.

[tapion567]

@CenturionRyan yeah tand the voices just make it worse than it already is

[AGuyInAHat]

Alright I might be going a little to far but... THIS MAKES RESIDENT EVIL LOOK LIKE... something better.

[S0ryiu]

The voice acting is so bad it confuses the hell out of me... what is going on here?

[megamanx1291]

@S0ryiu

Its feeding on your soul.

[UnholyAngelLord]

is it just me or did this game rip characters from another game?

[UnholyAngelLord]

watching this makes me not want to touch this awfully-voiced game. talk about bad acting

[foottothenuts]

The pauses between character dialogue, the acting itself, and the music makes this an almost otherworldly experience....

[Duanathar]

It's sad when I search Youtube for "Chaos Wars Music" and this is the first video that pops up. Let that be a testimony to just how god awful the voice acting really is.

[tapion567]

Usually i play most of my games with the english voices, but after hearing this, i would rather play this game japanese voices

[skybluesonic]

Karen sounds like Stephen Hawking's talking machine.. thing.

[EpicWin12]

tropes stated that the CEO of the company used his own family to voice act.

[BunBunPandaChibi]

Is this a really bad fandub? Am I being trolled?