Liverpool - Emile Heskey (goals)

[Alto136]

Messi<Ronaldo. Ronaldo< Kaka. Heskey< Rondaldo and Kaka. Messi<Heskey. Oh, now looks like Heskey may have to retire.

[gbr9961]

Owww SNAP 0:59

[EminemRulezXD]

WOOOOT HESKEY! 

[danmulvihill1995]

for gods sake how do you people expect Heskey to score goals when hes being ridiculed by the press everyday and being called a rapist across the internet. fuck you.

[JClishem10]

TOTALLY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA!!!!

[Tobs321BOOM]

Did he say that heskey just can't stop scoring??!!

[StevoTHFC]

KSI has to add this in a video

[0182J3SpEr]

HESKEY TIMMEEE

[castroAyelaz]

A terrible striker this guy is. just horrible

[exellencey]

You can't stop Heskey from scoring, you can only suppress it, but you can't stop it.

[CheeZ3Rz]

ITS HESKEY TIMEE! :D

[maczster]

wow amazing editing

[rejectm3dia]

then heskey woke up... and realised he was dreaming

[oOMcCauleyOo]

Oh Emile...

[IzPk]

When the title (goals) I had to watch it.

[louishoward81]

Hesky is better than messi or ronaldo any day

[TheSamee]

People like to take the piss but at one time Heskey was a very good player.

[The4clowncorp]

fuck that what about the last one!?

[The4clowncorp]

how did he score that second goal?

[AVFCsi02]

Emile 'Beckenbauer' Heskey.

He is the complete all round player.

[Robotdrummerzzk]

Liverpool have the same announcer!

[thenamestheo]

the second goal was quality.

[joenewsome]

just shame he isn't 1% as good as he youst to be

[crimbolina]

wait a second..... isnt that Lenny Henry...? :)

[freshlineproductions]

uhhh this many Heskey goals is as rare as a blonde rocket scientist!

[fozzi900]

0.33 the irony when he says 'he can't stop scoring'

[TheMajorAssassin]

Heskey > Carroll.

[TheMitchGchannel]

Last goal he scored in this video was clearly offside but either way a great heskey fan

[ChrisMahonyIRL]

You gotta admit. Heskey was fucking AMAZING for liverpool, now hes just meh

[Miczko15]

@ChrisMahonyIRL torres too

[crushedjonlive]

watcha gonna doooo?!? when HESKEY scores on you!!

[manutd4345]

hasn't scored since....

[jlawton22]

@manutd4345 He scored with your mum, thats why you exist.

[manutd4345]

@jlawton22 funny, real mature

[jlawton22]

@manutd4345 Thats what heskey said.

[jlawton22]

@manutd4345 Thats what heskey said.

[manutd4345]

@jlawton22 he said it twice? 

[jlawton22]

@manutd4345 Once if you can count that high.

[manutd4345]

@jlawton22 you replied twice, dumbass 

[jlawton22]

@manutd4345 5 actually mate.

[manutd4345]

@jlawton22 i know that, but u replied twice saying thats what heskey said.

[jlawton22]

@manutd4345 must have double tapped the trigger finger.

[CozImMrBrightside]

00/01 season he scored loads. hasnt since mind

[jayman691]

Heskey > Torres. Enough said

[AlanClinton123]

Heskey has scored 7 goals for England 1999-2011 wiki

[Twls3r]

"Heskey can't stop scoring!" i'm pretty sure he meant "Heskey can't score!"

[Rezer100001]

Heskey's gonna rape you!

[Barcakid69]

@Rezer100001 ksi much

[Pan0sTheGreek]

@Rezer100001 OH JESUS!

[MrLockeV1]

the foot of a god, emile heskey

[thedaf520]

the last one was a screamer...

[Kibukaa]

im not even gonna lie, all of these goals were quality wtf

[MrRsnerds]

It's kinda freaky that all the goals were scored on the same half of the pitch, in the same home kit.

[MrHtafc4eva]

Sould be David Attenborough commentateing ''And this is the wild donkey in it's unfamiliar habitat of scoreing''

[jamesere2k10]

search 'heskey goals' into google and it comes up with 'did you mean Heskey misses?'

[drogalisor]

sweaty goals

[producethegoods21]

Best Premier League striker of all time???

[TheSilentAstronaut]

4 goals, career high

[DonforDead]

"Won't stop scoring" - Take it that was his 2nd goal in 3 games?

[SouTar95]

Imagine having Rob Green in the goal, Titus Bramble in defence, Babel on the wing and up-front Heskey and Voronin. You'd be screwed.

[jaaaaackful]

@SouTar95 And the penalty taker, Martin Palmero!

[SouTar95]

@jaaaaackful he's amazing!

[jaaaaackful]

@SouTar95 He is good, just not at penalties, one time, he missed 3 in one game!

[SouTar95]

@jaaaaackful oh god.

[xiinhalexi]

Commentary at 0:30

[irishdan2007]

obviously this  would be a short video

[TheSteveboh]

wow, the graphics for FIFA have gotten better

[wajahatbaloch]

OMG!

He has scored some beauties!

[WeAreSwA]

can someone explain whats so funnny bout heskey?

[xXHardToKillXx]

quality > quantity

[JordanToTheStoner]

What an influential bastard

[rgbbg]

I have got to admit all of those goals were fucking amazing!

[theLPOOLreds]

Obviously not real. Heskey touched the ball and it went into the net.

[OneKillSandwich]

Salif Diao to Heskey Goal..... three words OH MY GOD

[AlexBuono1974]

Lol, looking through the comments & there are some pretty funny ones....don't know what happened to big Emile....22 in his first season at then sweet FA after that really for his entire career....

[doubleedge04]

emile heskey liverpool goals . . . . .this will be quick

[Scudeyyy]

the second goal was amazin!

[Bertiebassett95]

the boys played for liverpool heskey, heskey

and he's better than ronal-do heskey,heskey

the villa men are stressy cus who the hell is lionel messi

EMILE HESKEY - THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[Bertiebassett95]

his name is heskey

BETTER THAN MESSI

he came from wigan

to villa park

just hopes he'll notice

how much we loves him

please dont take our big dog away

la la la la la ....

[simon250505]

I made exactly the same noise Tyler made for that last goal

[AstonVilla82thebest]

150 goals in 664 appearances and hes got an estimated fortune of 12 million quid he must be dodging the taxpayer lol that's just ridiculous tbh for someone who does a few assists and scores that many goals keepers in Brazil have done and scored more than him.

[theLPOOLreds]

Oh my god. Emile Heskey is such a goalscoaring machine. Is there an "Off"switch to his prowess in front of goal?

[ToxicConsoleGaming]

Thumbs up if facebook sent you :)

[mikelazer1]

This video is inspirational. If he can score, then I can make it as a footballer. ♥

[Copeylad]

Is that all there is?

[MaxGameplay]

Heskey - Cant stop scoring???? Surely not.

[ronmagenta95]

People are so harsh on Heskey. Obviously he has been bad for England but it is not like the rest of the team is soaring ahead? You ask any player who is the hardest player to defend in the Premier League, they will say Heskey. His physical presence is phenomenal and is always an aerial threat and can show great vision. He definitely knows how to play in the Premier League and do the job.

[TheSilentAstronaut]

he misdribbled the ball at 0:28

[bullitz78]

"He can't stop scoring."

Hah, yeah right.

[eXpLoSiiTZzHD]

@bullitz78

Even though Heskey is used for banter in football these days.

Back in days he was a good striker he has actually scored over 100 goals lol.

[lloydee1983]

he's shit!

[resilienceman]

Hes defo gotta be the dad of "Titus Bramble" where else would his son pick up such good football skills.

[ACMILAN7CL]

@resilienceman The dad he never met right.

[SekoanHD]

"heskey" and "scores"... in the same sentance. wow. 

[FAB12UCB]

one word

shit

[polak4lyf]

when gerrard was #17

[tombracey101]

He was at Liverpool for 5 years and that's all he has got to show for it xD

[SamSmiffyLFC]

the last goal was similar to n'gog against arsenal

[EDDY080291]

GREATEST PLAYER EVER!!!

[AlistROAAR]

i love you heskey

[rko123jja]

this is the least goals ever in a complemation video

[resilienceman]

this video is generous cos it's added a few fakes goals on there Heskey isn't really like that, He usually works down McDonalds part-time.

[tuleninho]

hmmmm i wonder why this clip is so short and only contains 4 goals .......

[FootballFanaticist]

He only got in the England team cos he was a dead cert to screw everything up, I mean i bet there was one somewhere when Heskey scored a goal they was like fuking hell i coulda had 850/1 odds on that just going in.

[tinyliney123]

@KILLITO100 you faggot. Seriously he is amazing. Better than you will ever be at anything

[KILLITO100]

pretty cool

[totti90iko]

forza roma

[tinyliney123]

Omg. He's so amazing. Why wasn't he ever world player of the year? That last goal was amazing. Eat your heart out, David Villa. Seriously, he would get into my England squad over Rooney, Defoe and Walcott.

[KILLITO100]

@tinyliney123 this is the young heskey, old one sucks my balls for 20 pounds a week

[kaykko]

What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey?

A goal kick.

[shallisc]

Last goal was Sweet

[glenclosed]

talentless wanker

[RP88888]

why the hell would capello take hesky over wallcott is what i can get my mind around LOL

[xbox360dude968]

he did actually used to score a reasonable amount

[akabrb]

when u said heskey and goal in the same sentence i thought u were joking lol cmon everyone remembers calling him "donkey" heskey

[TylerJboy]

Heskey who?

[Quat21]

such a good player for his height.

[ConnorOfAmble]

Heskey used to be one of the best players ever, now he can barely even hit the target that well, the power & strenght are still amazing but he just isn't as good

[killa2006]

He is decent, just his fatness and clumsyness lets him down..

[mcjerom]

is this his all goals in his career?

[Aurelio226]

The second goal was not Heskey!!!! fuck me what happened to Emile??

[imyourutube]

I love the way the title is 'Heskey Goals' and the video lasts 1:09 haha

[TheCypriotScouser]

@imyourutube If you look at the guys other videos ud see that they all last less than 2 mins....

[REDGame64]

@imyourutube he is in the top five of all time in the premier league scorer list you dumb

[savman1209]

@imyourutube Longer than Torres's :D

[zmattyz10]

Heskey, best player ever. Simple. :)

[TylerJboy]

@zmattyz10 Heskey doesnt have the ball skills, speed, or mental ability to create situations like Messi does.

[shallisc]

@TylerJboy please dont compare heskey to messi ever again...

[RewindMJ]

@MrMikeDando... 4 managers and 62 caps... Yet he is still useless. 4 managers all with bad decisions who haven't managed to get us past the quarters.

There's no denying, he is useless and at least Agbonlahor or a proven striker like Owen should have been taken. There's no arguing. It's not even facts and figures, we have had proof over and over, just watching him :P.

[IndianaJoel93]

I would have rather had the legendary Lee Hughes in the England squad, the Notts County stalwart that has plenty of experience at the highest level XD

seriously though, at least he knows how to shoot

[IndianaJoel93]

goals? what goals? its Heskey, he has never scored a goal...

[MrMikeDando]

@IndianaJoel93 Actually, his record isn't that bad. In recent years it's been pretty crap, but he has scored over 100 premier league goals, and not that many players have done that.

[IndianaJoel93]

@MrMikeDando lol its a joke, people dont literally mean everything they say, thats what a joke is

[shaunstrachan]

@MrUrbansports999 because this was back in 2000 lol ;D

[RewindMJ]

I still don't understand why he's even in the England 2010 world cup squad. He's absolutely useless. Hes too big to move with any speed and he has no flair or creativity. He's just a waste.

Poor Michael Owen would have been a better choice even. Or what about players which were incredible for the under-21's and now should be in the 1st squad? Like Leroy Lita? What about existing talent like Bent? Agbonlahor? Why was Walcott left out and this idiot bought in?

I'm still in disbelief now.

[ForzaAquila]

@RewindMJ lol even toni is better than this guy and toni sucks.

[MrMikeDando]

@RewindMJ Yet another idiot who doesn't know anything about Heskey. 62 caps, is that useless? Surely 4 managers that have picked him can't all be wrong?

[i9smae3l]

"he can't stop scoring".. yes he can.. look at the world cup

[cjnovo15]

@i9smae3l look at the rest of his career shocking striker but good in the air

[KatanaKenn]

He has done some fantastic things however is not playing well for England and needs to be dropped. period.

[Sambw19]

i'd rather have ricky lambert in the england squad than this useless lump

[Mr952010]

1 mistake that capello maked , taking Heskey to Sa

[WormClark]

HESKEY

[greenshimi]

Why couldn't he do any of this for england yesterday?!?!

[WKaliberr]

@greenshimi because he's shit

[Cheezymoo]

want to keep heskey out of your house

stick a goal post outside!

[sg238]

I've put a quid on him getting a hat trick in the final against Brazil in a 3-0 win at extra time.

[WKaliberr]

@sg238 you might as well have thrown it into the fire

[sg238]

@WKaliberr I fed it to the cat after the USA game.

[jcscunny]

pure legend:)

[zmx2005]

"Troubles brewing when he gets the ball, he just can't stop scoring!" - You'd assume thats a wind up.. surely.

[WKaliberr]

fat lumbering black twat injured ferdinand

[wackojacko708]

@WKaliberr So tell me... what colour is Ferdinand's skin? You racist twat.

[iThisIsEngland]

@wackojacko708 It's mixed, White mum, Black dad.

[coloboii]

why is he in the team?

[GenericEmotions]

spastic.

[ManlySlut]

theyre all his goals

[bopcorr16]

biggest waste of space ever! This is back in his prime and these goals are all average at best!

[matthewswehttam]

@bopcorr16

not the last one at all

that one is dirty

[Mattstation]

@bopcorr16 Average? I would love to see you score the last one.

[maxpayne2424]

Can't believe this useless scouse cunt has made the squad again.

[locolew998]

so happy he made the squad!

[splinteredmind88]

something you dont hear no more 'heskey just cant stop scoring' useless sack of crap!

[AndrewBickle]

is this a compilation of every goal heskey's ever scored?

[tbish09]

@AndrewBickle loly

[SimplyAyo]

@AndrewBickle loooooooooooool

[BoundInChains]

@AndrewBickle LOL

[Gfresh844]

@AndrewBickle No, he missed out that goal he scored for Wigan.

[patspiper]

heskey is amazing

[oguzhan1000]

it is an average football player , maybe he has some times beautiful goals...

[Trollhumak]

he only scores headers? lol

[hamish5992]

ahaha then maybe hell quit

[MaskedChong]

The Greatest player ever to set foot on a football pitch.

[bobthespin]

@MaskedChong that's a bit extreme, don't you think?

[dom040189]

Brilliant player. Vital to England's chances.