Im Sham-sorry

[thelolkid99]

Press 4: hehehe sex

[wildanS]

After the "taped nipples complain" screencut, a scene should've followed where his nipples are untaped and Matt is screaming.

[pazietazie]

not the face not the  face..ahh..ok not the nipples either

[wildanS]

It was him! It was him! lmao

[dearLucid]

pause at 0:45

[TwinCreekStables]

damn, yur hotttt

[sams0got0this0shit]

NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!!!! OK NOT THE NIPPLES EITHER AHHHHHH!!!!

[DrinkCement]

I love you Matt ♥ :}

[chickennugget321]

omg shamwow made you apologize ppl have thier own opinion this is America freedom of speech ppl freedom!

[Chlobeahrr]

@chickennugget321

actually, Matt's Canadian. xD .

[MusicAddictx13]

@Chlobeahrr there's freedom of speech in Canada too, you know

[chickennugget321]

@Chlobeahrr

oh yah hu.... welll still matt should b aloud to do watevr he wants just cus hes matt XD

[DerekaDorka53]

omg HAPPY TRAIL!!!!!! :)

[xRafael47x]

you realize some people just clicked this video because of the picture. :|

[moonah777]

WHAT WHY SO MANY DISLIKES???!!!

[domplyrsc]

You're sham-sexy ;D

[Mallarooo]

790 peoples' grandpas piss all over the floor ...

[fallenangelbones]

Wow hes funny! XD

[puppydogs22]

"awhh not the face no no no not the face not the face not the face... ok.. NO not the nipples either MAHHH" hehe

[BreAnna5392]

I thought this was funny ^^_^^

[AshleysStolenHeart]

ok.. this wasn't the best video i've ever seen.. and he may not be the BEST youtuber out there.. but oh.. my.. god is he cute O.o so... it's worth my while :)

[lindadiaz123456789]

sexi! take it off!!!! i wanna lick u!

[killerfgs]

@lindadiaz123456789 Pervert.. Or gay.

[UndesiredDeath]

"Why am I blindfolded!" Because we're going to rape you.

*Next scene, he's without a top* Oh. I wasn't serious, guys.

[ilovemykaitz]

lmao, my mom walked in on me on the aped nippes part im like HOLY SHIT MOM, and shes like oh my fuin gawd

[jeanalisson2006]

2:08 they took the tapes out of his nipples :D

[HogantheLogan]

rofl

[lalaxoxable]

hahahahahahhahhhhhaa ssssioooooooo not funny. but funny. lol

[OhFuuckYou]

''WHY AM I BLIND FOLDED???'' ...Lmao you sound like you want to laugh. I WANT YOUR TAPPED NIPPLES

[ScarletTheDragonfly]

Dude. Put a shirt on.

[Sabamzoo]

@ScarletTheDragonfly he's to sexy for his shirt.

[ScarletTheDragonfly]

@Sabamzoo lol ;)

[jennsbluerain15]

i thought it's FR3D... >.<

[razorjosh]

OH MY GOD This is gay..and you need a haircut look like a toddler with Y chest hair

[No1Glitcher]

its lady gaga. lol. with tape nipples.

[youcouldbeme2020]

L.O L Matt got captured by the Shamwow guys and was forced to say those things!XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[newboyz401]

they took off his nipples XD

[ARCEUS551]

Fred's Brothers XD

[HopoTen]

Illuminati?

[so0oJank]

i put tape on my nipples once...it hurt.

[DaLadyBabyS]

OMFGEE guys, don't be rude to him. i found this video funny, i vene posted a link of it on my twitter, and he's one of my favorite youtubers. so, stop talking shit. if you think you're better than him post your own videos and see what people write about you shitbags.

[Extrememaxcat]

Fuckers.

[cantosprofanae]

omg this guy needs te die

[Sabamzoo]

@cantosprofanae no he doesn't.

and to*

[gamacichi]

you look better with your shirt on

[ustolemine]

someone told me this kid wasnt funny and needed to get out more..... they were right!

[ondaloe1]

legend has it the sham wow guy was responsible for this hostage situation 

[pie578]

nope...the shamwow still sucks

[JohnMstudios]

its kind of sad that you used other youtubers names and different things unrelated to your video as tags...

[philstrrrrr]

you're kinda chubby, what about spending some time into working out ?

[gibril4]

@philstrrrrr LOL SO RUDE!! XD but true..

[WatchThatOrangeRoll]

@philstrrrrr your kinda gay, how about getting a life?

[philstrrrrr]

@WatchThatOrangeRoll that's new to me that i'm gay, my girlfriend won't appreciate it oO but srsly he is really chubby x_X i'm just honest

[CanItAlready]

OMG. I made the mistake of clicking to read the description. DO. NOT. DO. THAT. It's a mile long and then you have to scroll forever to click on "show less" and it's got his twitter link three times, website twice, facebook twice, and myspace (really?) twice, as well as yet another link.

BTW, Popular Mechanics musta been paid to do that comparison. The two stupidly-named products are made of the same ugly material.

[karaokeregret]

@CanItAlready It's not that long, you obviously have issues if your ranting about this.

[yleecoyote100]

theres pee everwhere

[thewagon25]

bitches



[ImJustEternity]

I walked in on my little brothre watching this with head phones. all i saw was a dude with taped nipples.

[melsmails]

@ImJustEternity LMAO!!!!!

[angelsbellsdemons]

@ImJustEternity wow wonder how you reacted to that at first XDDDD lol awkword...

[davidhoubaer]

you are a waste of oxygen.

[XxMasterMaplexX]

@davidhoubaer Clearly not, seeing as alot of people like him?? use your head moron..

[NiTtNeYnU]

Your a bad actor

[Cucooon]

@NiTtNeYnU Your a bad troll...

[OneRepublicRT]

@NiTtNeYnU YOU'RE an IDIOT........

[Randifyable]

I dont like you. I'm giving you UNO star

[ravengurlxx]

this is entertainment? oh man.... wat is this world coming to?

[wq47Dyami]

Okay okay not the nipples! Aahhhh! x3

[Didus33th4t1]

aww, you were cute before you took off your shirt....

put it back on!!

youll be cute agian!!

:D

[sham1940]

this was beyond bad,the worst thing i have ever seen on you tube,and i've seen alot of stupid shit.

[shadyari1111]

@sham1940 i know i dont no why i even watched this

[hollie101hb]

We both have our noses pierced on the same side :] it makes me happy. :] lol.

[BabeiMarlysaa416]

lÖl_ÀNyÖñÉ_wãÑNà_chÅt_wìth_mé_­î_fËÊl_sÓ_lÕñÊly_tòdäý...

[pazietazie]

* mouths* help me!!!

[maddiexcrank]

NO NOT THE NIPPLES EITHER! AHH!

[yca76]

proof that acting isn't as easy as they make it look on tv and in movies.

[lexielovesyou35]

that was hilarious lol :] and well ur pretty cute on top of it lol ;]]

[deedeeluvsdogs]

I like your boobies(:

[TheAshleyGaga]

w...t...f...

[ilovemikeyway7]

oh my god i died when you said "I don't know what that means..I don't know what that MEANS!" xD just the way you said it made me crack up hahahhah

[CelesteRepchukLife]

So does the shamwow work or not?

[laurinahofman]

what i would do to have him al chaind up to a chair with taped nipples >: D

[KickCookieAss]

Wow, all these people hating on you :/

I hope their grandpa's piss all over them

[Darkfoxdragon101]

@KickCookieAss he already has!

[deadmandom]

@KickCookieAss sorry but i just dont find him funny

[cottoncandyaddict]

I think he looks good...and I know its not just me...

[ComplexgAming12345]

why u taking the mick out oh sham ur gay

[madhatter1818]

Hahaha nice

[PeaceXmcr]

It's okay Matt.... My grandpa pees everywhere too.

[JayKayBlade]

snel = fast in dutch

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

747 came here for the thumbnail.

[Cassandra547CP]

LoL ur just like, hElP mE!!!!

[annie09426]

0:37



[mccarthyp64]

TV-Y?

[MISSrepetitive]

this is so fantabulously funny :D

im still laughing...

[SuperHobo1234567]

Holy shit 2,222 likes.

[TheTimelessTitle]

0:44 to 0:49 has to be one of the funniest things i've ever seen a somewhat sane human being do. i had to watch it a couple of times to make sure I understood that the joke was just spitting and then roaring like a Neanderthal and nothing more. best part is... is that it's probably one of the funniest jokes ever.

[anthonyigg]

THIS IS SPAM-WOW lol nice dis of sham wow then apology lol funny

[xraiderstud3x]

yer a fucken joke r u really trying to be funny u fuken faget i could make a vidoe that shits on ne of yer vidoes bitch

[KatieMichelleCarter]

@xraiderstud3x

Oh well thats not nice, if you think he's a faggot why the hell are you watching the video, and i would just adore to see a video of yours thats actually funnier than Matt's, thats impossible and will never happen.(:

[mecrushbloodelf]

i think dexter kidnapped you..

[jessetowerroxs]

someone has a hairy chest :)

[Goob4Justice]

wow way to rip off austin powers with the right in the eye crap

[xxunceunce1xx]

@Goob4Justice Don't assume that. I say crap all the time then find out someone else already said it. *-*

[dangerontheradio]

your body hair turns me on

[imjohnfreeman]

why are you so gay 

[MultiGirlsrule]

ITS LIKE A FUCKING SHAMMY ITS LIKE A CLOTH, IT FAILS AT LIFE

[TKDmidgit]

who...the FUCK...is this douchebagggg

gross

[kendza123]

DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT REALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY POSSIBLE BY THE LOVE OF YOU LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WHITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE OTHER VIDEOS.WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND THEN YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON YOUR SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!

[232cooldude232]

@kendza123 bullshit chainlink comments/emails/videos are complete crap

[utscuba]

I dont think hes fat! Hes good-sized. Hes funny too.

[evilraver]

sellout



[LeBeauPapillon1]

Woooooot babbbbbbyyy Keept that shirt off :) XD Nipple tapped

[jacquicl1984]

did the Shamwow people make him do this? apologize? funny though

[MeatBunFul]

@jacquicl1984 i agree

[Hottopic109]

nice tummy dear

[poisongasses]

u are such a tool...

[tombraidertuff]

@TonyHawkFan16 im a woman...

[bre0520]

i thought u said it was ur granma who peed on the floor in the video b4 this one...

[tombraidertuff]

ya... u need to shaveyour chest

[diskobiskitz]

@tombraidertuff ya... u need to not listen to blood on the dance floor

[GawdImHungry]

fatty

[seventeencandles123]

@GawdImHungry asshole(:

[GawdImHungry]

@seventeencandles123 Are you blind or retarded? He is fat, no matter what way you look at it. retard, (:

[seventeencandles123]

@GawdImHungry If I were blind, I couldn't really look at it now could I?

[GawdImHungry]

@seventeencandles123 I'm gonna go out on a "limb" here, but, you don't know what "sarcasm" is, do you?

[GawdImHungry]

@seventeencandles123

>Implying you're being anything close to a smartass and not just a complete dumbass.

Oh for fucks sake, that fucking made my day. Thank you for being so stupid :)

[GawdImHungry]

@seventeencandles123 Fucking dumbass.

[Dethkloklover14]

@GawdImHungry Doesn't matter if you think he's fat, either way you're a bitch. AND probably 100x fatter than him. He isn't fat, if you think he's fat go look at 80% of America and you'll rethink what you said. So, don't be a bitch and keep the opinion to yourself.

[GawdImHungry]

@Dethkloklover14 Are you stupid or something? He has man boobs and a pouch potato. Fool.

[Dethkloklover14]

@GawdImHungry No, you're an absolute dickhead. Okay he has a little meat on his bones, doesn't make him fat. He is a tad chunky doesn't matter.

cache.gawker.com/assets/resour­ces/2006/07/hotfatboy.jpg

Yeah, he isn't fat THAT kid is.

[mapexlover4014]

@seventeencandles123 damn straight he is, this is fucking dumb as hell

[bethroxy]

@GawdImHungry I find it ironic how someone with the username "Gawd Im Hungry" is criticising someone else for being fat.

MattG is the perfect size :)

Don't be an asshole >:(

That is all.

[GawdImHungry]

@bethroxy Oh my god you are stupid. Do you have downs or something? Are you autistic? Just because my name is whatever it is, doesn't mean i actually AM, that thing. If my name was AlienFromOutterSpace would you belive that. I actually think you're dumbass would.

[bethroxy]

@GawdImHungry Actually mate, I was pointing out the irony of it, rather than actually stating you were fat. If you weren't so clueless, you would have read the comment properly and interpreted it correctly before making a stupid reply.

But whatever. You're the kind of person who finds it entertaining to leave nasty comments on people's videos. I guess it was kinda naieve of me to think you would behave any different.

[GawdImHungry]

@bethroxy >Point disprooven

>claim i trolled you

grow up

[bethroxy]

@GawdImHungry LOL. It is also ironic how the troll is telling ME to grow up.

[GawdImHungry]

@bethroxy Also I know you were lying, because it would only be ironic if you knew me, since you don't you are a lying troll. Idiot.

[bethroxy]

@GawdImHungry .... Just no.

[MegamanvolnutX]

schnell schnell means fast fast in german

[ILikeTheRain123]

hotttttt :L

[jonathanHarris567]

WHY ARE MY NIPPLES TAPED!?!?!?!

[LemurMan2008]

lol

[idofrogs]

@Jmacthesoonerfan Says the guy with 3 videos and 5 subscribers.

[Kazutadashi]

@Jmacthesoonerfan Well.. He IS a partner.. This video has almost 400k views.. And over 2k likes... Go figure.

[OoshiriHogosha]

haha voll geil schnell gesagt xD

[polkadorable]

Happy trail XDDD

[Louiza101]

lame ass video

[2ndstatus]

THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY

[shamwow56]

YES YOU BETTER BE SORRY THAT'S RIGHT!

[AshlerPurpleRain]

I dunt give about your physique you're still a sexy BEAST =)

[pizzydiz]

u need to like wax ur chest its nasty!!!!!!

[rivermo9848]

gross body , please shirt back on please!

[miya76]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZ hahahaha the germans stole him and taped his nipplessss!! XD i say germans cuz shamwow is advertised as german product, and "schnell" means fast or quickly or hurry. and wat not like that. im not german tho... i took german fer 2 years. grammar in that language is CRAZY!! O.o

[MissFredluva]

:) taped nipples :)