Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 27

[xcupcakexheartagramx]

"Why doesn't she know what the fucking HIM sign is called? It's a heartagram everyone knows that! Even people who aren't goth." I love you so much. <3

[xcupcakexheartagramx]

Vampires Will Never Hurt You is a damn good song. I'm ashamed to be in the same fandom as this creature. >.<

[WhAtEvahHh6]

'dethz tuch sin' is probably 'death's touch sign' which is a Darren Shan thing

[MittyAnime]

"I have to tell you the fucking perdition." What word was that even trying to be

"We did dethz tuch sin." What SENTENCE is that supposed to be?!

[KoraBloom]

@MittyAnime Well, for the first one, I think she meant 'prediction' or 'premonition'. Not sure about the other one, though.

[CandiFan1]

"They said this in unison?"

No. They said it in unicorn, duh!

[masterplusmargarita]

Here, a simple 3 sentence summary of the plot so far

-"Ebony, I love you"

-Suddenly, Gerard took off his mask... It was Volfemort and da Death Deelers!

-Draco and I started frenching passively.

[imragdoll]

Snap and Loopin (Snape and Lupin) are currently in St. Mangos (Mungos) for being paedophiles and homophones. Hargrid is somewhere trying to find more factors. Vampire is drinking blood from Hufflepuffs while Draco slits his wrists. Where did Diabolo go? Is he with the poser Dumbledore? Anyway, Lucian and Serious got shot by some black guy (racism) and are now somehow well again. And Ebony/Tara/Enoby must go back and seduce Tom Riddle. My brain exploded upon typing this . . . - imragdoll's sister

[IHateTheTwilightSaga]

Nice Song quaility

[PompamooseMagique]

You guys are fucking hilarious. More Emo-y fan fic should be read by Scottish lads

[13BloodMoon13]

In response to the description: the only "passing" Tara's English has ever seen was in the toilet. ou figure that one out. XD

[Goodeyesniper913]

hahaha "the HIM" sign

lolllllll

[Goodeyesniper913]

hahahah "fly me to the moon" XD <3

[Tareltonlives]

Professor Sinatra: Professor of Croonin''

"Voldemort's become a chav!" XD

"EVERYTHIN'S WRONG!" I don't think this story is technically Harry Potter fanfiction: nothing here resembles Harry Potter, a fan would know better, and fiction requires a coherent narrative.

Wait, so Sirius hangs out with his evil brother in law?! And Sirius is Harry's dad?!

"Everything's wrong in this thing, but I think you've noticed that by now"

[XXXKingofSorrow]

Fucking boots...That must be quite the sight.

[OmegaCalibur]

This is master trolling.

[tareek9]

@OmegaCalibur i bet she was like the aadm adn vee of trollnig

[kedez2012]

someone answer me this one question--

is the girl SUPPOSED to be named Enoby? or is that just a horrible way to spell Ebony?

[TheWeaselette]

"She peered into da balls" xD

[BookMadTJ]

Still better than Twilight. Man this is becoming a cult classic.

[thelastmizukage]

'Borken"?! The Swedish chef is here?! =O

[AssasinsofKumo]

Professor Sinatra, the cousin of Frank Sinatra

[VanillaHedgehog]

and I thought you guys were kidding about the time travel in vid 1!

(when will i learn?)

[Thedarksideoflove]

You my friends....are GODS.

And Enoby can go drown herself in all that fucking blood she NEVER STOPS TALKING ABOUT.

[IchabodNarf]

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[itachifan1243]

EVERYONE knows Professor Sinatra teaches Defence Against the Care of Mystical and Divisional Jazz Records! DUH! GAWD Mango, don't you know ANYthing?XD

[Amywilkey]

Professor Sinatra? WOW

Shes really needs ro call Harry Harry and not Vampire

BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!

MARY SUE! SHES TAKING HARRYS PLACE!!!!!!!! STUPID BITCH

[John3nigma]

I would love to a live action film of this story just to see how fucked up this would be.

[TiffanyDoll]

best. idea. ever. XD

but they wil near fin sum1 byutifulz enuff to be Enoby!!1

[XXXKingofSorrow]

@John3nigma

It would require one to be more fucked up than John and Paul went they wrought 'Yellow Submarine'.

[Tareltonlives]

@John3nigma The makeup alone would be hilarious. I'm picturing, instead of Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliffe, Gerard Way playing a dual role. And Amy Lee playing both B'l'o'o'd'y' Mary and Tara/Enoby/Ebony

[13BloodMoon13]

@John3nigma You mean this story's blown your imagination, too? I thought it was just me...

[oOUnluckyPennyOo]

@John3nigma /watch?v=u5eUIc1dTWY&feature=f­vw wish granted 

[PointImpact]

Nice Metroid fanfare :D

[LRMReading]

It's my text message tone. xP ~Paul.

[venomtheevilREBORN]

Then you good sir

Are awesome

[odalthila]

you got an item dude...

[kidxwiththechemicals]

ha...I like that song XD

[Rogueofmv]

"That makes me want a Coke."

"I don't have any!"

"OH SHIT."

*ringtone fanfare*

[AgeOfMyths]

Sinatra lives!11eleventy1

[IseeStuPiDppl]

You guys have managed to actually make me laugh until coke squirted out my nose (of course it was coke)

... Professor Sinatra? Oh wow. Thank you, Enoby. XD

[imapirate16]

what exactly is a mary sue?? i've heard it before, but i never really knew

[powerhockeygirl]

Mary Sue is the name given to fictional characters that are considered 'too perfect'. They don't have any flaws, they always figure things out, they never forget anything... etc.

[imapirate16]

oh okay thx

cause i heard that it was that, but i also heard that it was a character who was just like the person who wrote it

[powerhockeygirl]

Some people who write the Mary Sue's take their own 'good points' I.E. great hair, great humor, and give the Mary Sue those points, but then be perfect at everything else.

Basicly, it's their fantasy they're writing down.

[imapirate16]

oh okay thank you

i like the parodys of mary sue

[WindoucheProductions]

Yeah actually the term originated from a story about a girl named Mary Sue who was a parody of such characters.

[OnlyForQuizilla]

There are a lot of things that can explain Mary-Sues (hilariously) in more detail. If you just look up "Mary-Sue" on Wikipedia, and go to extrernal links, you can find some of them.

By the way, I LOVE your screen name! XD imapirate, lolz. Pirates are cool.

[powerhockeygirl]

LOL. This is hilarious!

Everyone was proud of me butt

Just reading that made me piss.

[TheEZ]

I'm sure Frank, wherever he may be, is thrilled to be included in the story.

[Pheorach]

Thanks so much for continuing it XD

[RatherRadioactive01]

Thumbs up to you guys for being as brave as you are to continue this. I can already tell you're beginning to lose composure, yes? :-)

That was brilliant. "Professor Sinatra?" Oh for fuck's sake XD