Raw Video: Woman Reports Herself As Drunk Driver

[TheAm6789]

"You am them?"

[yvonneost12]

At least shes honest..

[jakkin03]

White people are so funny. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[assyla310]

Hahahahaha so funnyy!!! :))

[kokoth]

fuckin snitch...

[irienc]

dam! she must have been really really drunk hahaha

[lacyamadeusmom]

I don't think it's a first...wasn't there one last year. Or was that a kid calling on his mom?

Yeah her first mistake was getting that drunk while she out and had to drive home. I don't understand why people can't just drink at home if they want to get plastered, it's cheaper all the way around.

[snmale]

if i was the dude i would be cracking up

[BenJr01]

This has to be a first !

[LoudCitizen]

Dispatcher really dissed her when he said, "You am them?" Shouldn't be sarcastic when you're a 911 dispatcher.

[bradman3001]

@LoudCitizen Fuck you man they have a really tough job and it wasn't serious.

[flyingemu27]

At least she didn't keep driving. I'll admit, she probably could have gone without calling the police, but she was honest and, in my opinion, did the right thing, even though it cost her.

[silversnowangel23]

LOL

[JohnnaFisher]

Hahahaha OMG - IMThem -

God.... this is funny.

[antoni777]

hi i'm mary and i need attention

[qy05]

The dispatcher sounds so much like Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) from The Office.

[oilhammer04]

A lot of cell phone users should report themselves. They are as bad as drunk drivers, because they are driving in a phone fog. I see them frequently impeding traffic, driving erratically, driving with slowed reaction times to traffic conditions, and, in general, endangering the lives other drivers.

[ianmorris64]

Yay I live really close to those two roads :D

[MrSpieldose]

she must have been shitfaced.

[ViciousJones]

that call would have made my night... lucky dispatcher.

[hallonolove]

We never got to the moon in the 60's. we never saw the last month moon bombing, only a fake picture. Americans are really stupid, they need the rest of the world to lead the way for them. Stop conserving shit.

[JEFFYjackass]

that's embaressing hahah im from WI lol

[Kaacee71]

911 driver: "You AM them"??? LOL!!!!!! The 911 operator has a sexy ass voice...I kept waiting for him to say..."So Mary, what are your wearing"...LOL.

[ZubXeroHIdro]

Well at least she has more common sense than most common drunk drivers.

[gcrusader92]

Reminds me of someone....hmm

[signboyy]

lol what a retard

[AmericaHasToGo]

If she was so drunk that she called and told on herself, you know she was in BAD shape. You can say she was a retard, but what she did could possibly have saved someone else's life or even her own. We should really be thankful for 'retards' like this.

[signboyy]

lol why not stop the car and call a taxi?

[AmericaHasToGo]

LOL! That's what I thought at first! But then I said what if she is broke and doesn't have any family or friends nearby?

Whatever the case, I don't think she should have been arrested. The woman more than likely has psychological problems and is lonely.

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

EUROPEAN SOCIALIST MUST GO

[signboyy]

right wing religious retard fascist hicks must go.....to mexico

because america is going to become a modern country like france, sweden, germany, netherland, britian, norway.....ect

[mooseyhole]

how about just not fucking driving when drunk? you are as stupid as this woman. go get drunk and drive and call the cops on yourself. it will at least take one stupid driver off the road for one night

[7jerryv7]

Can I take my seatbelt off?

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Better than last time when she crashed into a telephone pole and argued with herself over her insurance information for several hours.

[cox1356]

And arguing with her insurance providers to increase her premiums.

[Th2EyA0rEa1MoN2gUs]

this is the most unbelievable thing i have ever heard, holy sh*t batman

[Docthewrench]

her honesty will only cost her it always does

[itlaiaboy514]

wow!

[sleonardelli]

WTF! A first!