The Best Worst Pick Up Lines

[dakota111ist]

hahahha wow bro



[JRiveraOfficial]

terrible! lol 

[BassAdams6661]

Am I the only one that thinks his voice sorta resembles Shane Dawson. Or am I going crazy?

[MinecraftMayhaem]

lol im creaming over this

[SocaPoliceForce]

Ohhh shit too funny lmao lmao baddd, video quality real good, lmao

[kingfrost30]

lmaoooo disss shtt is HIlarious!!! :-D luv it! stay chilly

[twilightfan08291]

Haha

[7110780608]

lmao, i just tried this with my wife and she started cracking up so loud, she even said i used one of those lines and she thought it was great, stupid but great. good stuff man, keep it up.

[Mini0Vanilla]

haha

[TheLilithChronicles]

hahahaha pretty good ;)

[psicodependencia]

because you always have an open mouth?

[yoshuaXx10]

ANGELINA JOLIE .......hahahahahah XD

[SarahRocks240]

Oh God ...

I'm pretty sure someone used one of those lines on me O_O

... You think I'm kidding?

Why no, no I'm not ...

[Flash3DLLC]

Matthew,

Would you be interested in doing a video review of my incense burners?

[atudor98]

I see your phone says Angelina Jolie XD

[OceanSkate401]

@atudor98 i noticed that too. : )

[frenchvolkisch]

I love Adolf Hitler

[clergame]

@frenchvolkisch

Thats cause your a freak and your now blocked

[nomadtraveller100]

Your Hilareous! Wizard Sleeve! LMAO!

[TheSophistiquette]

lmao!

[orientasmaniandevil]

Hey!Matthew and thanx for the contact add yre really funny=).........All the best from a damn cold SWEDEN Nathalie xo xo

[EightiesJukebox]

That WAS funny!

[linkboi78]

Great work and cool!!! Thanks for sharing!

[notabagel123]

Note: For the best effect, it's best to add the creeper smile at the end of your pickup line.

See: 0:50 , 1:18 , and 2:30 for reference.

[billzkhan100]

hey boy.. r u from the "gossip girl town" or wat..?? lollxxxxx...

[hannajoseff001]

Can't contain my laughter..

[hannajoseff001]

Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo...haha!! What the..... Way funny... confirmed pick up lines that won't get a date. Good one..

[RhymeWirePoetry]

Hahaha  Okay this is absolutely hysterical!

[smurfette90660]

keep EM coming! thumbs up!

[pauldavidbeard]

Thanks for the add, cool feature!! :)

peace and poetry... had a look at my latest?

[awesomemani1998]

Love you Matt!! Your vids are AMAZING.

[Isliandria]

OMG LMFAOO!!!! XD

[769hkp]

@CodySaysHii thats for true!

[Budsmokerhaha]

Hey girl your parents must of been assholes, cuz you da shit

[NetworkKids]

He was CALLING Angelina Jolie!

[TheFirehazard360]

"Hey, You wanna play army! Here I'll lie down and you can blow my brains out!"

[769hkp]

bahahaha, omg i love love love a bad pick-up line!

[CodySaysHii]

@769hkp Now you just need someone to love you!

[titaniumvortex]

HAHAHAHA, funny

[clergame]

The best pick up line is "Hi, You'll do!"

[frenchvolkisch]

@clergame I love Adofl Hitler

[hotdogs9and9milk]

Some one look up Tali Zorah The Twighlight Zone

that vid needs some views and comments

[9zBrandon]

HAHAHHAAHAHA!!! MY EYES WERE GLUED TO THE SCREEN!!!! EPIC!!! Nigga I love you LOL Thanks for inviting me! :)

[0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Ok, I admit, this was pretty funny.

[79peace2u]

ahaha this is funny thx I fav...peace : )

[cece3613]

the diaria one is halarious!!!

[MrRidgebackman]

How long would it take for a man to recover in Intensive Care after using all of those lines.....?

[MrFukkuall]

@MrRidgebackman toooo long man toooooooo long

[frenchvolkisch]

@MrRidgebackman ... I love Adolf Hitler

[stilltrill08]

anybody else notice that his phone says hes talkin angelina jolie. hehe

[xXILOVEGIRLSXx123]

Your parents must be *ssholes cuz u da sh!t

[Mythra13]

This video really made me laugh. LIKED!

[Nuffcakes]

1:46 lol.

[peRfuctdusK]

Hey girl do u work at subway cuz u are giving me a foot long :)

[TheBombays2000]

Hey girl want me to tickle your toes? I need something to jerk off to later.

[don88ification]

I use that pick up line but my teacher slap me

[YUNGLOCO222]

+1

[Danmera]

LMAO, You'll do haha. 

[madmusicman297]

pause a 0:09 his phone shows he's talking 2 angelina jolie

[johnnahodil]

i have used a few of these lines...and yes, i got slapped with some....but about half of them got me LAAAAAIIIIIIDDDD!!!!!.....

[StlrzRock97]

Funny as hell

[NobleShaft]

1:56 nice 1 but thats not a bone mate...

[RammsCarvalho]

I thought about using that at 2:16 dozen times, but that would be bad for both... LOL

[iTzxHD]

You reminded me of SaNayNay from Shane Dawson. Gratz a new sub!

[JackTuckerProduction]

call me shrek, cause i'd love to be friends with that don-kay!

[llamasarefuzzy7]

Do you play the donkey off of Shrek cause you sound just like him...

[xGUERILLAxxxWARFAREx]

@llamasarefuzzy7 Eddie murphy plays donkey (pretty sure)

[iiVincex]

......You'll do :L

[GlobberThree000]

Who uses pickup lines? O.o just curious... Noone really does that lmao

[JackTuckerProduction]

is it just me or did his phone say angelina jolie?

[azzykid1]

Angalina jolie lol

[TheGuy451]

those pickup lines are hilarious!!! but=slapped in the face

i tried a couple :P

jk

lolz

[TheWirris]

@iSpawnedThere It's "The snack that smiles back"....

[iSpawnedThere]

"the stack that smiles back"

[bandtranquil]

this is so fucking funny!

[PassignanoTube]

stuff a beaver . . lol

[247onlinenow]

this is funny

[Zipz9797]

I just SUBED

[MelindaNeal]

OMG!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!! I could not stop laughing!! lol I so subbed you! : ) Keep it up : )

xoxo,

Mel ♥

[Dicedrum]

Too freakin' funny dude! Rock on! Dice

[MsPalinaLaska]

omfg you just made my day this is soo hilarious

[YouDaBro]

"Excuse me do you f*** strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself." LOL most hilarious one in my opinion haha

[ToZaTop]

lol epic

[SuperDuperSonicSpeed]

EARTHBOUND MUSIC :DDD

[AbbieKat101]

Lol did you fart cause you blew me away (: lol wow

[Lolalinga88]

amazing! what's sad is that I bet some of these would work on a girl that was insecure enough LOL

[MrOOSTUOO]

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt.

[dlHusKee]

is he on the phone with angelina jolie at 0:20 ?

[MateoNova]

Whoa! So funny?!

[SnappleZ360]

lol

[starwarsfan117]

...didd he ever get his pizza?

[StefanR10]

One more bone

[TheJarhead133]

oh my fucking gosh that was funny as fuck......you dont sweat much for a fat chick

[heyitskimmyk]

hahahahhaha

[MrTuhinBagh]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahh :P :P :P :P

[cbfall]

Those are sooo bad pick up lines but they made me LOL!!!

[ScaNTRaxXDollY]

This. Is. Amazing! xD

[MizHunnyBunny69]

Hahahaha I'm totally writing these down their pure gold xD

[NoobCardProductions]

LOL

[themightymaxxion]

This. Is. So. Damn. FUNNY. So glad you friended me man.

[SimonRobertXD]

Dude...your videos are awesome!!

[BloggingBrothers]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAH­HAHA

[ZzPerFecTioNz]

The contact he is talking to, says angelina Jolie. wtf.?

[missebony88]

Your so creepy

[JJ151894]

i heard a copulpe before on my friends video but yours was still great

you look like you should be on a late night show

anyway have a nice day and i am subbing

[Paegodude]

...you'll do...

[abcmaya]

Hey Girl, Are you looking for a STUD? Cuz I have STD all I need is U.

[ELVZ94]

"Girl, I'm like chocolate pudding. I look like sh*t but im as sweet as can be." Hahaha the best one! :D

[zku6rs]

OMFG I ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT!!!! XD

[lizzi1572]

@zku6rs um...break-down plz?!

[25spasito]

aha i know what a whisker biscuit is 

[antonpictures]

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[PrincessMorg99]

1:42 Pause - Best Face Ever,,,,

[machinen2]

do you want to taste the rainbow?

[Bachilles38]

girl are you medusa, because you turn me too stone.

[MRcreagz111]

‎"hey girl, the word of the day is legs, why don't you come back to my place and we can spread word ;-)"

[xxNaThUxx]

Heywood Jablome !! PRICELESS xD

[PrincessMorg99]

Lets do some math! Subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide your legs and hope we don't multiply. Nice video :)

[muffinbakery]

sometimes he reminds me of shane dawson and/or shanaynay

[purplekid777]

hahahaha, "You'll Do"

[buizelrulez01]

Girl, my love for you is like diarhea... i cant hold it in XD

[TheInvincibleLincoln]

Three words: genius.

[SimpleFetishes]

omg.. Haha!! Loved this video XD

[masterbboy]

that is funny

[newyorkgiants12345]

tits or gtfo

[Dnelledge93]

l, o, l

[killersonik509]

Mac Miller?

[thelad567]

2:35 troll face.

[Tyzerra369]

Best. Fucking. Video. EVAR!

[01marypoppins]

Hello MATTHEW .... C'est avec plaisir que je me suis abonnée a ta chaine , j'aime beaucoup ta façon de parler ....Un grand bonjour de la Belgique .....KISSSSSSSSSSS

[taripres]

Nice stuff kid, gota love it!!! Keep it up homie....

Visit my channel and comment, rate, share and/or subscribe

Thanx

Taripre$

[MsReneTV]

You're like a bald Shane Dawson.

[xDevilInMyHeart]

@MsReneTV OMG YES!

[canibalfox]

You is gay ?

!

[GanjaClaus]

hahahahaaa

this stuff cracks me up, been watching this like 10 times now!!

lulz

[ohboyyoufresh]

Are your from Ireland? Cause everytime I see you my penis is Dublin.

[Hiukuss]

I never laughed so hard in my life.

[HardcorePartyMonster]

I love those beatles pictures in the backround!

And this made me laugh lots!

[MatthewSantoro]

Hey guys! If this made you laugh please remember to click Like! It helps fight the trolls! LOVE YOU ALL! :D

[qa506]

@MatthewSantoro

I LOVE U TOO!!!

YOU MADE ME EXPLODE FROM LAUGHING

[taher99887766]

@MatthewSantoro Made me laugh ??!???! it MADE ME FUKIN CRY MY STOMACH IS PAININ :'D I LOVE U NO HOMO

[SickSchizophrenic]

@MatthewSantoro When you said, "You'll foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo all night long"...I had no idea what you said :P

[jason4themoney]

I call the Material on my shirt line!! Bomb ass!!

[Susanna129]

Hilarious video...LOL:_)

[ZarktheShark94]

this video is hilarious dude can u make more videos like this

[UnicornSquirrel73]

@UnicornSquirrel73 YAY I GOT A THUMBZ UP :D

[qiqi9057033]

hey my name is heywood jablome xD

[AlbinoHeart]

Found you on the Onision Forums, greetings from Switzerland!

[973mone]

LOOL !!!

hey where's the yellow pellow ?

[973mone]

ptdr

[frank00152]

Hilarious i tried some of these on my girlfriend to get her reaction. hahahaha she got so pissed. lol

[michi12388]

Very funny!!!

[likeae]

Your parents must be as*holes, 'cuz you're the sh*t.

OMG. I almost pissed myself. LOL

[TicTacAnyone]

Extremely creepy, yet extremely funny.

[tinkerbellxx101]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH

[halo3gd]

It's like that scene from Johnny Bravo.

"Trouble Teen Hot Line. Your boyfriend left you? So uh...what are you wearing?"

[KiokoTama]

You'll do.

>.<

[epicfail320]

if u were a booger i would pick u first

[DanTragedy]

Hahaha

[jijFaalt]

This was seriously genious i laughed my ass off hehe

[AssassinXlll]

Hey girl, do you fuck with strangers? NO? Lemme introduce myself :D!

I love this vid ><

[gaskleronts]

so funny

[Labyrinthofmysoul]

:-DDD! Really very nice videos on your channel. Thanks for the invite and yes! I "clicked" it! :-)).

[ChillAndSmile]

lol! must be fun to be guy.... that is hilarious video!

[nelsonvaleria]

show 

[Valeri171]

Hi! Very interesting video) Thank you)



[ken306809]

LMAO , THAT WAS GOOD !

[batista31619]

For the tiger sound at 1:36, I think he used the Animality sound from Mortal Kombat.

[Asiana69]

✿♪♫•*.❤✿♥• ThnXXX for Inviting ^_^ *´Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ*´♥ ❤

Kind Regards, Asian Movie Paradise Wishing You a Great Time

[directorlog]

haha - am not using any of them!

[zm8y]

lol