Cooking For Women

[FromUnderTheRock]

I love to cook, and am fairly competent at it. This talent has given me incredible power over most women----at least until there's a plumbing problem, electrical problem, or the car won't start, etc.

Then my powers wane.

Women want the problem fixed, and a BLT, sadly, is seldom the solution.

[LisaJMoore]

Okay...I have to say this...

Something has been happening lately...guys hit on me and say, "I want to cook for you..""I want to make you dinner...""Oh, I want to make you breakfast, and I am very good at (insert act here)..."

When did this weirdness take over the male species? Guys have never said that to me...this is new and is making me think men have been abducted and replaced by something............unknown..

[mc5971]

Found your video of Bill's boring video via his boring video #1. That one was very good.

This one is great.

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

AAAahahahahahahaoaoaohohohohoh­ohoh! Check out Fred, that never gets old,lol. I think I got about 1 minute into the second video of his and I felt like ripping my ears out with a rake and rubbing the sides of my head on a salt block. Faking incompetence is the best thing ever....passed on to me by my grand-father,lol.

[wildbill1911A1]

"Mission Accomplished"

[Gimmeabreakman]

I will talk so some of the guys and ask them if they would be willing to consider gender reassignment surgery. I've been a guy a long time, so a change might be interesting.

"2 or 3 women later....". great line!

Hmmm... there was something different about this one... but I liked it.

[geoff1945]

As a member of DREWNetwork (alumini and desceased section) , I feel I must voice caution on the side of gender differentiation.

I was able to quit an onerous employment purely on the understanding I took sole responsibility for the ironing in . I am not suggesting that this is/was a female designated task (It was my dear old military father who taught me to iron and darn socks - no not iron the socks just darn them.(concentrate here please!)

[geoff1945]

Women can get just as much entertainment out of the flippancy which is DrewNetwork.

I would suggest that the Board of Directors give urgent attention to appointing a director for Gender Inclusion asap if not sooner!

I go further to suggest you look no further than she who goes by the name of creegirl. I notice that she has much to say on the network and would be able to combine her role on the board with a bit of pole-dancing sorry moon-dancing as after meeting entertainment/enlightenment

[creegirl9]

haha I just saw this.... yeah i think I more than make up for the lack of other female VPs of the drew network

as for the pole dancing? yeah mooning is my specialty

[geoff1945]

Tush! and there's l'il ol' me thinking 'moon-dancing' was a traditional Native American Ritual! - not that I would want to stifle your cree-ativity girl! Hey I'll definitely have that image in my dream-catcher tonight!!!! ( I ) Whooo!

[jrd2264]

Listen to Carl young Gentlemen - he won't steer you wrong! And be sure your read the disclaimers...;)

[EdElisea]

I think the proper male response for the comment; "I don't feel like cooking. Why don't you cook?" is supposed to be. "I have a great idea! Let's go out to eat tonight."

Just my thought on the subject.

EdElisea 10/17/09

[nintendolunchbox]

You know what. im pissed. I think my girl has used this same tactic with falacio.

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Bouuuuaaahahahahah. Solid Gold, lol.

[creegirl9]

carl zeiss huh? haha

We know allllll about that trick. you guys also do it with housecleaning.... do it so bad that we never ask again. yup.

[slipperynoodle20]

Yes, young gentlemen viewers there is much wisdom in this story. However, you may find that there are benefits to knowing how to prepare a few breakfast dishes for your guest. Do not fall into that breakfast in bed crap. Like me, it's archaic and may give the impression of desperation.

Don't ask me how I know that.

[VirtuallyAddicted]

I love your lenses!!!

Morale of this story: Give them what they want and they'll never ask again. :O