I Shouldn't Be Alive - Shark Survivor Director's Cut

[DoctorFragnito]

this is awesome. don't listen to the negative comments. those people just need to develop a sense of humor. i think you should make more of these :D

[roackmai]

i think the creator should die from what ever disease he deserve. he should be thrown to Amazon and be eaten by wild dogs. He do not understand that people are suffering.... shame on your mum, gave birth to a fucking loser like you. f off

[tre6545]

LOL =D

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[runner176]

haha, i laughed like hell reading those comments.

[shouamabane]

I loved the actual episode. And I have to admit... I laughed at this. Fucking hilarious!

[Jiwu]

wtf lol

[Eceoes]

If this guy is trying to be funny, he isn't doing a good job.

[937738]

HOLY SHIT MUCH BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL XDDDD

[Licorce1239]

This was the freakiest episode ever, though it was my fav, the directors cut made me laugh!

[jkochen22]

*eats the left over beef jerky*

This is Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef!

i want ham

[MrDevinator99]

i watched a eposide were a dude loses his right thigh u could his bone and veins

p.s he gets malued by a bear

[adofri]

gootta say i laughed

[aazish100]

72 is impossible..i mean unless its a miracle

[MetaSynec]

I'm drunk. This made me laugh.

[Stringyheads]

Sharks are cool

[Stringyheads]

Just a little worried day 13 hmmmm a little bit concerned?????

[Stringyheads]

I would have eaten the lot of you after 1 week

[TheKyleman800]

lol why r u guys getting mad? this is funny!

[lolex169]

this is better than lsd trip

[feefee147]

THAT IS SO FAKE!

[Alba12349]

@feefee147

no shit sherlock

[musat70]

woooooow , 72 day ?

[msgleefan1]

When Meg was speaking in tongue, she was saying Chucky's pray thing. But not in the real Shark Survivor episode.

[lolaromart]

fuck you asshole!

[lolaromart]

fuck you

[CaptainRupeez]

it was like... a rollercoaster... WOOOH!! XD

[cpchick210]

I Saw This 1 but you told the story WAYY WRONG !!

[e0000004]

U really have to be sick minded in order to find humor in something like this.. Seriously, u need to get urself checked. You sick fuck!

[bladestin]

lol its retarded but funny

[poker4080]

i heard the didnt get rescued till the 875th day... the coast guard found them at the 7-11

[JROCAF1]

I cant beleve three people died...its crazy! They watched their frends get eaten by sharks...and they pushed that girl over. I couldnt have pushed her over....

[RiseToOffend]

@JROCAF1

she was dead already

[ozunch]

@ceileng2...why dont u try to look at the world in some funny way...smilee.....

@MegaWowful...u watch this video and u still questioning the day 71 an explain why...woow...!!!!!!...........­................they should be thankfull to 7-11 for being open 24 hours..

[kolbpilot]

Funny video in a morbid way. I saw the original show for the first time yesterday and man, what a story.

[briannedeezy]

jerk!! these people could have died and ur making fun of them!! thats messed up!!!

[jessikanne]

I think it is very good and well done, a nice parody.

[quintanna]

Some douchebag has way too much time on their hands.

[ceileng2]

I hope you fucking die you fucking geeek! get a fucking life!!!!!!!

[Bandersnatch187]

@ceileng2 Father, why don't you love me!?

[chillouuut1]

what the fuck is this?? are u making fun of these people or somthing?? by adding in all these bullshit edits? these stories are true and your mocking them. fuck you

[Jbrausen]

fuck thats funny XD

[whiplash0009]

FFFFFFFFFFFFAKE

[todell57455]

this is seriously fucked up man

[Numsmangomelondelish]

"and I'm like, 'Damnit!'" So epic!

[neonjunglejumper]

this isnt funny u goose :(

[Morwenna123456789]

??? wtf???

[JEEFRANK]

WTF is this .. your a retard

[CorinaMaria1993]

ha ha roller coaster 3:09 this is cruel

[amles92]

This is disgusting. Your disgusting. 3 People sufferred and died you fuckwit. You just make this into a big joke well its not!

People lost their family from this, your pathetic.

And for everyone else if you watched the show you idiot you would know that the reason that the girl died was because her leg was badly cut and she had an infection so she got sick fast and the other 2 drank the salt water and hallucinated, the survivors did not. wtf would they do with 3 dead bodies anyways idiots

[DAMN91CHRIS]

there was no day 44 there was only day 4 or 5

[newguy90]

Truth be told, I saw the original episode, and I believe this callous bitch's story about as much as the guy who uploaded this video. Pretty suspicious how she and her husband were the only survivors left from that raft. Oh and don't accuse me of being insensitive to their plight when this woman is practically sneering as she describes the other passenger's deaths.

[amles92]

@newguy90 your an idiot. The reason they were the only survivors was because the girl had a serious cut to her leg which turned into a bad infection without antibiotics and the other 2 drank the salt water and had hallucinations the other people in the boat had no energy to stop them. She is not sneering, your delusional. They were the 2 that didnt drink the salt water nd didnt have an infection. They were close to death too, and wat wold they do with 3 bodies? the girl was infectious. ur stupid

[lolchick883]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow that was great!XDXDXDXD

[juano866]

can not comment about this...

[SuperSpoofStudios]

BEST VIDEO EVER! IT'S MY 20TH TIME WATCHING!

I'M GONNA FAVORITE, ADD, RATE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, AND CHANNEL COMMENT :D

[lAciDz]

It ws like a rollercoaster.. whooo LOL XD

[K0RnR0ws]

Holy shit that was funny as hell, but you made me laugh at the most fucked up thing XD

"It was like a roller coaster" *voice* WOOOH!!!

[MDkid1]

wasn't this made into a movie with the sabrina the teenage witch girl?

[puzokutya]

Is this supposed to be funny? Okay, the "noooooo" part is somewhat funny. Nice effort I guess.

[SuperSpoofStudios]

#LOL , The part that broke me was when Meg got to the voice over from the excosist!

"Than out of the blue she started talking..."

"I sware to you demon child... Give me the POWER I BEG OF YOU!!! >:O"

#LOL !

[MegaWowful]

hey dumb ass there is no day 71...HUMAINS CANT SURVIVE THAT LONG WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER..DUMB ASS!!

[Bandersnatch187]

@MegaWowful hey dumb ass the HUMAINS ate the beef jerky Mark got from the 7-11! DUMB ASS!! :D

[lAciDz]

@Bandersnatch187 XD but dude u cant joke with this man..

[AlexsDamnFilms]

@Bandersnatch187 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eKriZZLe]

@Bandersnatch187 ahahahahaahahaahahahaahaha touche man. this was pretty funny

[MegaWowful]

@Bandersnatch187 Next time ,if I get stuck on a boat with no food and your the only one that has some beef jerky, I'll be sure to rip you apart and feed you to the sharks and enjoy the beef jerky while watching ;D.

[dustinsky79]

@MegaWowful perhaps it rained some and they got some fish and turtles and sucked the fluids out of them, have you ever thought of that einstein????

[MasterLegoify]

@MegaWowful dude their making fun of the show

[cpchick210]

@MegaWowful Yea they can.......Or at leat 5 can you effin dumb ass !

[MrPhon1984]

@MegaWowful anything can happen...just because a human cant survive after 71 days doesnt mean we cant go further without it. ever been to india? they meditate without eating for 80 days.

[shadycomback]

@MegaWowful they were lost at SEA. Spell and pronounce the word with me, S-E-A SEA

[Bubblegum632]

@MegaWowful There was no day 71 this is fake but they could have survived if they ate Meg.

One actually survived 76 days Steve Callahan (the survivor) he even wrote a book about it!

But yeah Bandersnatch is an idiot. Pour People who died D:

[MegaWowful]

@Bubblegum632 Even if they ate her...they would of died but later.She was completely infected.If they the meat from her they would of gotten the bacterias that was inside of her...EVEN IF THEY DID EAT HER...THEY WOULD NEVER SURVIVE TO DAY 71.

[7Gaara0]

I just couldn't stop laughing.. the worst part was at 5:36

[7Gaara0]

I loved when he died and he's like "the whole thing was just so great" .. i don't laugh outloud at videos like this very often but i won't lie, i did laugh outloud xD

[lauries2]

horror.

[cubanoteusa]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­haha 1:50

[Egamer9000]

meg turned into a zombie :I

[DiMPl3SBBy15]

These are people telling what really happend once in thier lives..this is a short version>and this person edited it trying to make fun of it or something but yee this really happend>try to look up the real one

[COLINAsherwin]

nonsense :DD

[JenOz94]

you really stuffed up the real version of this and made it look like a joke. You suck

[jurilyn1988]

this isn't happen in real life..this is not true!

[othreeeleven]

this and laughed but its a reenactment

[kathrin223]

-.-

[milkaholic77]

LAME

[jwebb240]

this is retarded its not even funny and they would have been dead without food for 3 months or so and u cant drink salt water it will dehidrate ur body duuh this is wack

[keeganandoliver]

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Can'yt Survive without water for that long:(

[GoIdenLaugher]

this is from a series called i shouldnt be alot they stayed on it for 6 days not 44

[cheeselovergirl6657]

what the hell is this !!!!!!!!!

[Bandersnatch187]

@cheeselovergirl6657 How the hell should I know !!!!!!!!!?

[cheeselovergirl6657]

@Bandersnatch187 sorry but i don't get it i men who dreams they see the seven gasoline :(

[MrConfuzeable]

this is a horrible sense of humor in every way but i find it hilarious XD

[MrConfuzeable]

the whole thing was just so great XDD

[xSLIMJIM33x]

Day 13-I was starting to get worried...she should be dead already!!

[ThrillerXmjj0905]

Stupid

[MrMAGICPOWDER]

WTF IS THIS SHIT! 

if i was there that GOD lover wudav got shot by me

[BiLock102]

This put me in shock for a few weeks......now have fear of the ocean.

[oxana77]

I don't beleive that they got eaten by sharks. It doesn't make sence. those two eaten the others. (((

[nflnfl1]

cool

[freakypom]

lol this shrill scream *Darth Vader Scream*

[TheLovelylullaby]

How disrespectful you are to make a life-threatening situation comedy. people these days have no respect. what the hell is wrong with you?

[JihadPenn]

Sorry, but its a pure case of survival of the cunniest. Both survivors murdered the 3.

Why would they jump into shark infested water when rescu ecame, if they had seen 2 friends eaten by Sharks.

The fact that no friend was eaten by shark explain how both jumped into ocean when rescue came.

3 Murder & living in glory!

[ID10TVIRUS]

OMG - this particular episode is the best I have ever seen of this show! YES, it is rather traumatizing!! Although, NOTHING can make you appreciate a glass of water more than watching this will! I became very thirsty just watching these people during the show!! So cheers and be THANKFUL! Oh and something else I learned from this . . . never, EVER drink ocean water!

[cubanoteusa]

@ID10TVIRUS u didnt know that?

[electronictrip]

im actually kind of glad that you did this remake. watching it was almost like therapy for me due to the fact that the animal planet version emotionally traumatized me!!!!!!!!! its not like they were especially concerned for these peoples feelings either - they just wanted a show w/ good ratings.

anywayz.. . this episode freaked me out and scared me for days after seeing it

[PokePowerTeam]

2 Men eaten by sharks 1 Woman dyed on herself and only 2 survivors

[CFReviews]

@PokePowerTeam they wernt earin by sharks they probly couldnt swim anymore and drownd and a shark took a bite and left and thats how the blue got there

[candybaby3956]

why wud u change it? i saw this on animal planet!

[Vstar4me]

Only a child, one w/ no life experience could giggle like an inmature child over the reality these 5 peoplpe endured.

Perhaps you will face a major hard to survive situation from life, and I gurantee at that time you will grow up, and be shocked into adulthood. Hopefully it wont be a gang of killer beasts at your feet.

SOme people have to learn the hard way that someone is prob you.......too bad!!

[KeikoTeddy]

I am glad you find humor out of these peoples misery and their friends gruesome deaths. Grow up.

[fredeatsballs]

bs 44 days at sea

[tsaitang]

i Saw this on animal planet they were rescued by a russin ship (SORRY IF I RUINED IT )

[Brownocean]

i hate this i tryied to find the real one but these stupied ass holes is dum for make one anyway they suck dicks and balls

[Jonabakker]

u suck dick

u ruine youtube...

i cant even find the real one

go suck ur banana, seriously

[CinemaMaximus]

Your dumb for doing this! This is tasteless! This was a horrific incident. I hope a shark eats you!

[candybaby3956]

lolololololololzzz!! i saw this on animal planet

[TheFutureLooksGrimm]

This is in very poor taste. This was a horrific episode. Whoever created this has moral issues. This was one of the worst most horrific episodes.

[candybaby3956]

ikr!!! i saw this it was scareing me!

[Starduster1000]

Agree.Tasteless and stupid.

[okuni5]

its so bad to laugh at this but i couldnt help it sorry

[chilltown3445]

you should make more directors cut editions. consider it at least.

[chilltown3445]

@duscupluta1 u have no sense of humor

[shortybadd]

THIS --------scared the bejesus out of me!!!!! I will NOT ever never ever be going out to sea!!!

[AnnaHart101]

i luv this 1

[Sh1nyRainb0w100]

LOL, 5:30

"And im like... DAMNIT." i lold, tbh

[foxshadowp]

it's pretty damn funny XD

still, the actual episode of this made me sad :C

[bellathekid234]

This Was So Not Funny.

This Really Happened To Somebody, And It's Really Disrespectful. You, Are A Jerk.

[LorenSinger2003]

I got such a big laugh out of putting Debbie's interviews on freeze frame. Do it and see. She has got some of the funniest facial expressions I have ever seen.

[diegojesusrodrigo]

Fuck off if you can't find anything else to make fun of. Besides it was really not very well produced!

[demonhead33]

and im like dammit

[agdstardust]

lolie they were only in the ocean a few days not 60

[Palamneus]

"were problay 100...135 miles off the coast."

"...Is that far?" ROFLMAO

she would be the first one to die in a movie..

[CloverfieldGirl]

@Palamneus She was. lol

[HurricaneTeen]

LOL @ 5:26

[TheLeviboy]

vinden ze grappig om dit belachelijk te maken,zouwe zelf is op zee moeten zitte

[eline239]

volgens mij is dit niet echt..

als je 72 dagen zonder eten zit ga je namelijk dood;)

[hejhhopp]

I shouldnt say this because you prob gonna say that im such a pussy and all, but i cried for like half an hour after i saw this, not that i was afraid but i felt so bad for these people...

And this wasn't funny at all

[bxrocker]

i love this show its amazing how these people survive these situations

[Lia685555]

Wow i would b pretty mad too if somebody said they made plans 2 kill me and eat me lol

[dacypher22]

Gotta love the arbitrarily long day counts.

[thedestroyer62498]

All of a sudden, I hear a shrill screaming. NOOOOOOOOOOO! I mean blood curdling NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[feedmecoolshit]

wanker.

[iluvaarforever]

this is not at all funny it really happend and three of those people are dead your a fag !

[TacticalDude2]

The reason it is funny is because it was edited and made funny. It was hillarious how he edited it.

[paratrooper7826]

lol my favorite part was when john thought he saw his car THATS TOTAL CRAP MAN lol funny video

[Sparclen]

This actually happened and three of them died. How is that funny?

[117neoshadow]

Well that sucks. Seeing 2 guys die from drinking salt which cause tham 2 be eaten by a shark and a women dying from eternal bleeding while 2 people r there watching it all happen.

[cricket34]

I sure hope that guy repented.

[PkAustin1]

Van...you have to be the biggest Douchebag for saying that...you havent ever been on the brink of death like this ..have some sympathy....and for whoever edited this video to get a Few laughs...just doesnt cut...Get Good Kid

[zvanvan]

who told u that i didnt face dead , i faced dead 3 time and each time i thank god for saving my life and i never gave god finger because i know that everything of me and all my being is in his hands he could end my life anytime he wanted ''no mess up with god ''

[zvanvan]

hehe he said he gave god finger , FUCK YOU ' u r nothing in this planet and u should give ur self a finger because u couldnt do nothing when you were stuck and u will do nothing because u r a shit human being so my advice to you start thanking god everday u r still alive and give ur self finger everyday because u were the most stupid man on the world

[PkAustin1]

I just Don't understand how somethin Life Threaten could be considered Funny...and for one this actually happened...

[Mohhe611]

i saw this today

[cupicaik124]

I saw this episode to days ago on Animal Planet. I felt so bad for Meg, she looked so bad and pale!

[cjcapta]

Well that was the re-enactment.

[xXQuEEnOfHeArttSXx]

I saw this yesterday, It was horrible. ):

[doomifiedg]

...Obviously. The video lost the fun, anyways. >_>

[98Fredluver]

i saw this episode yesterday: June 29.2009 12:00

lol it was only 5 days too

[C5L1]

John and the other guy (I fergot his name) drank sea water and went delusional

[EliteBusJr]

if ur gonna be funny try to make it realistic, no one can survive for 72 days without food or water dumb fuck

[hotdowg456]

i saw this episode yesterday

[ZackyV69]

the most messed up episode of I shouldn't be alive i've seen..... the two guys getting eaten by sharks and the other chick going psycho before she dies..... XP

[C5L1]

Me too

[ionutzz02]

i saw that episode...

[Tisirfall]

Hahaha, love how you pasted some parts together ^^

[chichidookie]

fuck they ate her i wonder what she tasted like?

[RainAndSun890]

they decided against it

[abbadon021]

3:46 this is soo fucking funny!!! and 4:37

[RebelliousPunk77]

This crap sucks.