janeane garofalo and sarah silverman talk about larry sanders show

[zlWld]

love silverman, janeane can take her fake face elsewhere. the posterchild for the worst kind of white liberal. 

[thrashdouche21]

"i had not plan on being an ACTOR" i wonder if Janeane would have gone ape shit if you corrected her "uh... you mean, ACTRESS"?

[hydrolito]

Why would she say she think she aged 100 years she has no conception of what a 100 year old looks like? How is that even funny?

[namtesyalp]

garlo and silerstein argue over who is the dumbest

[tnekkc]

janeane garofalo has crisp diction and lame points.

[MegaSicklecell]

Can this bitch shut the fuck long enough to get a cock down her throat? She was put on earth to chug cock not to spew her "I hate America" nutty rhetoric.

Janeane shut up and get to chuggin!

[JanMelet]

Love it, but why those 2 people seperated on this video

[constipatedclown]

Janeane is gorgeous, Sarah on the other hand looks like a donkey monkey-rat, dave grohl, amy winehouse and a cave woman. Ugliest bitch ever, how people think she's hot I'll never know.

[americaproblem]

@constipatedclown all credibility on beauty is lost with your username. Spend more time trying to push that shit out of your ass instead of out of your mouth.

[constipatedclown]

@americaproblem You must like your Women (if you can call it that) strongly resembling animals, and twice as hairy. All crediblity is lost because you have a beastiality problem. I would say you're gay, but at least gay guys can tell a pretty girl when they see one. Sorry I offended your favourite race horse, even after a close shave and a hose down.

[hydrolito]

@constipatedclown Why would you call some woman a race horse I don't know any women that look like that?

[paularenas26]

Let’s work to eradicate all religion. Conversely, begin a relationship with Jesus Christ today. You need to repent of your immoral ways of living. Yes, you. Moreover, you should ask God for eternal forgiveness through applying the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ to your life of sin within the quietness of your bedroom tonight. As an unrepentant sinner myself, I made this decision around 15 years ago. This is the most important decision that you could ever make. - Romans 10:9-10

[kurtywurty85]

@paularenas26 Going to church means I can't sleep til noon...I'm willing to go to hell for a couple more hours of sleep. I am a sinner and proud of it. Whoooo

[oneirishpoet]

@paularenas26 the most important 'decision' you could ever make is to realize the severity of your Jesus delusions...srsly you need to find a fucking clue and quick, before you get raptured to a hell of your own creation...moron

[VonManavis]

@paularenas26

Jesus wants YOU to take FULL responsibillity for your life. Jesus wants YOU to be rational and honest to YOURSELF. Romans were dumb as fuck, that's why they have stupid verses. It was easier to digest.

[AndyAce83]

"I could SELL OUT... large venues"

[pidouble145]

I would give them both my AIDS... thats not funny.

[oneirishpoet]

@pidouble145 maybe you could just do us all a favor and DIE, from your AIDS (now THAT would be funny!)

[kaneda83]

@oneirishpoet rich imagery.

[Chelsea4President]

I'm not thrilled with Obama, but he is by far better suited for the job than any of the idiots duking it out in those ridiculous Reality Shows aka Republican "debates".

[krisreckner]

Def aging well-must be said. Shes brilliant and Id give anything to be her best friend.

[YaWantTaters]

I would love to spend lots of time and 'Get deep'(intellectually, no double entendre intended) with Sarah. She seems so endlessly interesting... naturally spontaneous and genuine by her responses and reactions. Plus I find her VERY beautiful. I hate when she makes fun of herself. i.e. that horse-teeth joke ); , I've seen much more prominent teeth than hers(lol Amy Sedaris, love her though). Sarah is my only dream/fantasy date. Like kaneda83 - I would give her my dart! Often!

[scaredofmilk]

Janeane drives me bananas. She is so cute.

[Nyquirk]

Pretty sure Sarah's drunk.

[mperhaps]

Janeane shows respect for her audience by researching, studying and knowing what she's talking about before flapping her neck. Not all of Hollywood can say that. I even go against her own advice and enjoy her acting. But her political views are such that she has no choice:All those who disagree with Obama must be perceived as racist. Its stems from the very foundation of liberalism wherein the extent to which any issue can be characterized in terms of oppression determines it's relevance.

[sckraco]

God, these interviewers are utter shit. Love hearing these women talk but hate watching them talk to these humorless dudes.

[katkowalski314]

its weird how the down bar said "i'd give both of them my dart"

[cryjesuscry]

is that a suicidal tendencies shirt, if so +1 love

[pnation1]

its ashame uvce never been funny

[fahd08]

she looks pretty much the same!! her skin is soo clearrrrr !!!!!!!

[H20POLO91]

so funny where are your movies you have not made yet?

[stevehoge]

Janeane garofalo is so talented and smart and sexy it's sad to see how much her negative self-image persists in tormenting her. Janeane, you are cool! Get a clue! (And no, I'm not just a loser.)

[ridewave444]

How awesome is Sarah Silverman? Really awesome. As I'm sure has been said many times, I pretty much love her personality, her comedy, and just the way she is. Seems very cool.

[zabacinjsh]

i just love her so much for her wits, she's another one of the reasons to think that comedians are smart

[HungryVermilingua]

The should both just stfu and get naked.

[dnegreanu165]

@HungryVermilingua janeane is my celeb crush

[MinisterAilingTongue]

@HungryVermilingua Together...

[mtnscu]

The Silverman woman just can't be funny. She only manages to seem a bitter woman. Some comedians have outrageous numbers which are funny and make you laugh; her being so full of herself and victimized by inferiority complexes only makes her annoying and pitiful. Wish she were nice.

[kritts8888]

Janeane, you could so be not only my utopian best friend, but that of so many people. I just had to stop the video and say to you that you are so amazing and don't even know it. Why is that? In any case, you are my hero. You are able to express yourself under fire. You rule. xoxoxoxo

[REXROTH61]

both of these dumb whores should have a ball bat rammed up their ass

[euroclydon1962]

JG: "go out and drink and find some cute guys to make out with" Ha Ha, right!

SS: Don't do meth!

[samwjunkie]

Janeane omg you look amazing... aging, really? You and I are the same age and you look like you're 25 in this interview. Yup I googled and I'm actually I'm 5 months older than you. I've always envied who you are, not that I really know who you are, because I've never met you, but the person I believe you to be. You are so talented. Too funny.

[smartin807]

@samwjunkie I agree, I love Janeane and She does look great. I'm not sure I'd want to be all that close to her as I don't like to continually argue and debate, but it's great to watch.

[SheikhTaqiyyameister]

@samwjunkie 'Janeane omg you look amazing... aging, really?'

I've had a crush on her for decades. But her voice!! Think back on the women you've dated. How did you do with the women that had a screechy, shrewish voice? Me, it's an instant headache. It took me 20 years to figure out that was an issue for me.

Jeanne is pretty, but I love her voice. It's absolutely perfect. There's no ice pick going through my skull when she speaks.

However, her politics are fucked.

[oneirishpoet]

@SheikhTaqiyyameister well you *had* me till "her politics are fucked"...srsly are you THAT mentally retarded? (btw that's a rhetorical question, obviously you're a moron)

[Hillhouseify]

@samwjunkie Trust me, she's got a lot of make up on in that shot. The ravages of time and smoking have caught up with her ( her words). Don't take this the wrong way, I find her to be a talented, intelligent, well informed person. However she has definitely been looking her age lately.

[ryanyatesie7]

I find both of these women oddly attractive!

[moonlily1]

@ryanyatesie7 I'm....not sure...that's exactly a compliment. "I find you oddly attractive!" who wants to here that? and if you find it odd that you'd be attracted to women who are smart, funny, cool and original, perhaps you should broaden your horizons a little bit.

[Daisytoo]

Does she think there's a law against washing her hair? Or wearing even semi-decent clothing? She looks catatonic.

[JediFarce]

Why is this lady always so angry and why does the Left hold her up as some savvy political commentator? Must be awfully difficult to say, I hate Fox news, I hate George Bush, blah, blah, blah.....

[NewYorkCityUSA7]

@JediFarce You're too stupid to understand; I don't say that to be funny I say it as a sad fact. People like you don't understand intellectual people because of your mind numbing ignorance and stupidity.

[SincerelyKacie]

I think that Janeane Garofalo looks great in this video, she shouldn't be self-conscious.

[Satchel334]

The most asexual woman ever!

[oracleofdelphire]

more evidence that women aren't funny

[norvman]

Janeane I love you as an Older person...

[SethHesio]

I wouldn't give Silverman my "dart"... I would show it to her though, but that's all she would get. Janeane Garofalo could take all my possessions... I love her.

[plarfusa]

Garofalo and Silverman both have this strange, magical quality.. it's a high level of hotness that is somehow belied by a high level of awesomeness.... weirdest thing ever.

[plarfusa]

@plarfusa that must have sounded real stupid. ..I guess I mean that I feel like I know them, so it's more platonic, but every once in a while, I'm like-- "wow! what was that?" ...it's probably also partly due to the fact that they both seem like they don't KNOW how attractive they are.

[JediFarce]

@plarfusa I'd probably do Silverman, as for Garofalo, I'd rather put my penis through a shredder.

[NewYorkCityUSA7]

@JediFarce Yeah, I'm pretty sure one day you'll be given the choice of either fucking her or putting your dick in a shredder (eye roll).. More likely your choice will be between your left or right hand.

[Hanahleia]

5:46 Was she about to say, "Who can I... fuck?!" Ho!

[rowsdower12]

Sarah looks like she just had sex, hair all sexy and messed up. I'll sex her up.

[prettylittlepistol]

this interviewer is bringing nothing to the table. wtf dude, awkward much

[pplus0440]

lol wonder why her standup never reached the level she wanted it to....oh yeah she doesn't know what funny is she just talks about her borderline idiot politcal and social views on stage.

[ronnie12398]

Two ugly ass bitch/whore/cunts talking about nothing. Each one trying to out-dumb the other, and each one winning.

[soul0luos]

@ronnie12398 And here you've managed to "out-dumb" them both. Great job!

[electronikita]

@soul0luos Oh fuck you're so clever, please enlighten everybody!!!!

[themightymacadamia]

ACTRESS BITCH NOT ACTOR

[miranybeetle]

@themightymacadamia you're stupid. when was the last time you heard of a female doctor referred to as a doctoress?

[themightymacadamia]

@miranybeetle u may be right when referring to a doctor, but in the case of someone who goes in front of the camera(being female) to make a buck or whatever, it would be actress. not actor, kind of like waitor, and waitress.

[cincyblows]

Garofalo is a fucking douche and needs a good bitch slap.

[KellyGreen5555]

@cincyblows What?

[MideasternVoice]

I actually find Sarah Silverman very attractive... Fietfieuw

[LtsSng1]

I'm sorry who is this women?

[daven58100]

Janeane Garofalo would have no career at all if she couldn't rant on these libtard shows.

[ISUCN]

Too many blacks must have pumped her up her ass because she is so concerned whites, conservative white are racist. She is a brain dead liberal.

[Hategrin]

Terrible interview. No direction no query no objective.

Luckily she likes talking to the camera.

[Annihilate3275]

@Hategrin shut up

[BrokenMegaMan]

UGH GOD that would be a DREAM double BJ! :D

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

I am so attracted ti Janeane

[ISUCN]

@aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa Ya, you must be a queer?

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

@ISUCN so being attracted to a woman makes me queer?? hmmm...

[quesondriac]

I love listening to this woman. She is so honest.

She makes herself so vulnerable. And maybe that

is why she is so believable.

[Martinasdress]

Anyone, including these fantastic ladies, who worked on that show deserve all the kudos they can get...........and more.

[kodachromedude]

I don't know anyone who goes out of their way to be annoying and a creep more than Miss Garofalo.

[MANGOANGELO]

what did Janeane Garofolo do to her beautiful nose? Did some idiot in hollywood tell

her she had to change it? She is brilliant, and she was beautiful, too. She is still peerless.....

[marky2112]

I love her stand-up but she didn't really have enough new material to keep people coming. Louis CK blows me away with his ability to make material. Garofalo used old jokes too much and was always doing a short act.

[Snakeoil8]

Two of the most pathetic self-important assholes on earth.

[yageman]

@Snakeoil8

And that comment explains nothing but that you are an out of touch, immature, adult idiot.

They are self important......Yeah man, those comedians and their disgusting self important bullshit must be stopped. They must be such shitty people, unlike yourself.

On earth?

You are nut bag.

[PaladinHero]

Janeane looks sexier now than she did 10/15 years ago.

[Awwa1]

"i would give both of them my dart."

Is that like giving them both a pointy hotdog? Okay, I'm not funny. But yea, I'd cross those eyes and dot those tees!

[Ingr9821]

Sarah has that weird stoner quality like Steven Wright, like back in the day when some people took too much acid and they were like, permanently, impaired.

[GoDrex]

Janeane's smile is amazing.

[wesleywatsonweir]

Yeah, I think Janeane actually looks hotter now! Maybe cause she quit drinking?

[Tinymoezzy]

Janeane Garofalo is amazing, loved her stage presence and all of her quarks.

Sarah Silverman is great but i feel like she has a hard time not playing a character, shy type of person.

If i had a dart i would dart Janeane i think 

[meinhofraf]

Love the clip.

Hate the "dart" reference.

The dart's probably pretty off, too.

[TheStaticage01]

Love how she claims she can't stand watching herself? Bitch please YOU LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

[SugarellaBaby]

@TheStaticage01 She couldn't take her eyes off of the screen.lmao

[TheStaticage01]

@SugarellaBaby Ha. No kidding! I love Sarah Silverman, and I did like Janeane Garofalo at one time UNTIL she started voicing her politics then I just wanted to beat the EVER LOVIN FUCKIN SHIT OUT HER UNTIL SHE DROWN IN HER OWN FUCKIN BLOOD. Shes such an idiot! and the moment any actors become "political" and supporting "causes" that say you should "contribute" too with your money as oppossed to their fuckin money they should be stomped! Do your fuckin jobs people! We can decide our politics wo u

[santoshjs]

Somehow, Janeane frowning=hag, Janeane smiling=stunning beauty.

[atf487]

"i would give both of them my dart" sums it up well

[tremontirocks]

Totally love Sarah Silverman. But is it me or does she seem a little... stoned in this interview? People always ask that on YouTube, and I'm always like, "No, you moron," but something's a little off here. Maybe depressed. I dunno.

[kaneda83]

@tremontirocks shes off her chops on cough medecine

[FungusMossGnosis]

@kaneda83 "i would give both of them my dart."

Why not sell it to me? What year is the Dodge Dart, how many miles?

[kaneda83]

@FungusMossGnosis my dart was manufactured organically inside my mother in 1979, milage wise - ive got a tonne of miles under the belt solo driving, and id say .25 of a mile with passangers. bit slow to start these days, but purrs under the hood fine after i give it a few kicks. P.

[drumrnva]

@tremontirocks I've read in a couple of articles that she loves weed.

[Hategrin]

@tremontirocks

Not as bad as Sara Palin.

[SallieSimpson]

@tremontirocks I don't know about stoned, but it does seem like she just got out of bed or something. lol Otherwise she just seems like her usual quirky self.

[morpheusxnyc]

@tremontirocks - She freely admits she takes prescription meds for depression. So does Janeane Garofalo and even Patton Oswalt.

Damn it! All my comedy heroes are on meds. WTF?!!

[kosjones]

@tremontirocks I don't think she seems necessarily off. It's just a terrible interview because she's essentially talking to herself. There's nothing to riff off because there's no interaction with an actual interviewer. I was just thinking, man, this is kinda boring, especially when she tries to crack a joke or move on and the person off camera just pushes her further on the same question.

[kritts8888]

@tremontirocks who cares if she's stoned? Is that your problem? Does it interfere with your enjoyment of what she says? Get the fuck over yourself.

[tremontirocks]

@kritts8888 Jesus. Chill out, you douche. I don't care. She just had an odd affect. I was wondering if anyone else noticed. 

[kritts8888]

in response to who said he would give them both your dart.

What's your "dart"??? and more importantly, who gives a fuck about your pathetic, uninformed DART?

[ubuntumobutu]

well, I would definitely be on that dart list

[JENDALL714]

Garofalo is an ugly Liberal wack job! Sarah is a Liberal Wack Job also, but at least she's pretty and looks like a chick!

[ExclusiveLM]

I wonder if Sarah queefs down there ??

[kaneda83]

@ExclusiveLM she could qweef out her mouth and it would sound like angels laughter

[ExclusiveLM]

@kaneda83 oh I agree with you Kaneda. Sarah probably sounds like a classical (chamber music) ensemble when she queefs. By the way,........... do you queef ?? please respond as soon as humanly possible. Sincerely, a dignifide person.

[kaneda83]

@ExclusiveLM i qweefed for the first time when i heard your music pal. jesus thats shocking!

[DanMcCaffrey]

2:47 "....happened, and that uh, colorist..." Amongst all that intelligence and pragmatism there is always that child-like vulnerability and humility that never, fails, to charm you to pieces. I reckon you either get her, or your Tea tastes like Kool Aid.

[telebob]

Aren't they wonderful. I can almost stand being a human knowing these women are in the world.

[foxxyloxx]

GODDAMNIT I love Sarah Silverman! ♥

[kaneda83]

@foxxyloxx theres a queue. how did jimmy kimmel bag her? oh yeah - talk show. CURSES!!!!

[5handshigh]

I am in love with Sarah Silverman

[Erickaf]

what does that mean give them a dart?

[kaneda83]

@Erickaf it means terrible terrible things

[mandisgoj]

@Erickaf Oh!! How inocent! She doesn't know what it means.

[sirdeadlock]

sarah silverman is going to be at the moore theater in seattle on april 8th 2011. 13 months before, janeane was at the same place.

[loungelizard5000]

Thanks for sharingf this. I wonder what kind of a moronic imbecile would give it a thumbs down?

[kaneda83]

@loungelizard5000 well garofalo could piss a brother off, she does like to toot her horn in a slightly grating west coast way, but then i thought silverman would offset that. i guess u cant please everyone

[yerayo]

Janeane Garofalo is ridiculously underrated. Sarah Silverman is incredible.

[keithstah]

@yerayo - I love both of them. 90 % of the attacks against their humor and their outspoken comments are sexist and driven by a male-dominated, conservative industry. The same people that call Bridesmaids a "chick flick".

[kodachromedude]

@keithstah There's hardly anything conservative about the entertainment industry.

[sndblstr]

@yerayo, that janeane garofalo is a comedian? she's never funny. she's never smart. honestly, she's repulsive on many levels. all she does is accuse people of racism when they don't support obama's disastrous policies.