Sapplejack

[BananaPixelArt]

Sapplejack? Your punny

[AzariahKyras]

granny smith wake up! breakfast

...

...

...

granny?

[sistemsylar]

you're tears are delicious!

[TheFinalCountdown]

APPLEFACT: Your sister is dead

[EpicSundae]

Song?



[zeldageek]

protomen!??!?!? like

[WxIxZeguy2]

WHY IS EVERYONE WRITING LAME FAN-FLIC SNIPPITS?! It's irritating.

[Bandpuffs]

@WxIxZeguy2

I know right? Try having to hop on youtube and being greeted by only these in your comment box.

[WxIxZeguy2]

@Bandpuffs I feel like a bad person, I read back and realized I forgot to say AnyPONY :c.

Now I'm.... (insert witty cry-based pun of username here) too.

[Nyarwhall]

" There wont be peace in Equestria if somepony doesn't fight for it" Big Mac said, wiping his sisters tears away, and then he walked off, trying to look brave in his camouflage jacket and large boots.

[ultrajd]

Why must you do this?

[Punisherfan123]

@SuperGmodkid I think he's in the corner torturing baby puppies. Go get him big daddy.

[wikusia1a1]

PLEASE STOP! :'(

[SaulSims]

Every color... but.... blue.....

[AzariahKyras]

granny smith wake up

...

granny smith?

[OmegaQuave]

I lost mah hat.

...

*This video*

[xXShadowWolf666Xx]

Rainbow Dash plummeted towards the earth, unconscious.

"Too fast," Applejack thought. "She flew too fast!" Applejack Picked up her hammock and ran towards where she was falling. She ran as fast as she could, but Dash was already nearing impact. The cowpony redoubled her efforts, trying to mentally work out exactly how she was going to use the hammock to catch the falling pegasus. If she could lasso one end around a tree and hold tight onto the other end, and angle it just right, then—

BOOM.

[PickleFuzzify]

And as the Apple Family walked from Granny's grave, Big Macintosh held his head in silence. Apple Bloom, still unsure of what happened to her poor old Granny Smith, looked up at Applejack with tears in her eyes. "What's gonna happen to the farm, AJ? What's gonna happen to us?" "I- I just don't know, Apple Bloom. I just don't know..."

[SuperGmodkid]

OH KAY WHERE IS THE BASTARD IVE GOT A LIGHTNING PLASMID THIRTY EVE HYPOS AND A SHOTGUN WITH ELECTRIC BUCKS WHERE DI THE FUCKER GO!

[Fizzydog77]

It warms my little heart that people are still mooching off the absolute undeniable genuis that was my comment.

[TheSteampug]

@Fizzydog77 make a fanfic about it! I will go gold if you stick it on a place like fimfiction...that is if you want to...umm /)

[Fizzydog77]

@TheSteampug A fanfic about my comment Lolwut?

I do have a fanfic on fimfiction though, it's called "R. Lee Ermey in Ponyville". Check it out for me. o3o

[TheSteampug]

@Fizzydog77 warpdrive activated >.<

[Annalizzatoo]

@Fizzydog77 What was your comment?

[Fizzydog77]

@Annalizzatoo It was a play off the Apple Jack finding Granny Smith dead comments.

"Apple Jack: Granny, wake up.

Granny?

Granny!

Granny Smith: Aarrghagh I'm up!"

[TheUltraBulbasaur]

This is Applejack when she found out that Tar Nation wasn't a real place

[kirbyfangirl101]

snif what song is that

[BryceCastleman303]

"your parents are dead"

"srcew you skippy...."

[amno96]

finally got an episode..... got overshadowed by Derpy

[SentimentalKeepsakes]

I guess her sugar cube dissolved :(

[TheSteampug]

@SentimentalKeepsakes xD i see wut u did thar /)

[Biolizard4000]

Don't worry, AJ.

You'll get your own song soon.

[ssgoko88]

SPY SAPPIN' MY JACK

[Marylandbrony]

She Leraned The south loss the war.

[bigblockman11]

@Marylandbrony what war?

[odstarmor557]

she found out she has the name of an alcoholic beverage

[nCitoS]

Spy sappin' my.....happy....*sob*

[kanapeczka121]

ciekawe ktury to wymyślił

[doodoodudex]

Spy sappin my sapplejack!

[Pindooli]

@doodoodudex,

Erectin a spike.

[doodoodudex]

@Pindooli Did you really have to say "spike"?

[Pindooli]

@doodoodudex,

Oh, youre here.

Take a note, please.

[mthzb]

....i dun lost mah hat. ;_;

[RamenTheKittyKat]

"Papa please dont leave, I dont want to lose you like we lost mama..." she said crying. Her father turned to her and put his hat on her head. "Applejack, just remember that you will always be my little Cowgirl. Big Mochintosh will be there to look out for you and Applebloom needs you.." he replied. Applejack lowered her head as her father kissed her. "Goodbye my little apple..." he said.

[thegodofs]

@RamenTheKittyKat God damnit... ;_;

[Annalizzatoo]

@RamenTheKittyKat I laughed.

[Iridiscience]

@RamenTheKittyKat Big Mochintosh!? Isn't that supposed to be Big Macintosh?!?

[RamenTheKittyKat]

@Iridiscience x_x oops....

[Iridiscience]

@RamenTheKittyKat It's okay! XD

To err is human, after all.

[DazzleThePegasus]

@RamenTheKittyKat ... D'aaww ;<

[coolbluemidnite]

@RamenTheKittyKat wich fanfic is this ? (it sounds like a snippet from a fanfic)

[BronyAndProud]

I DONT GET THE NAME!

[gentertainments]

ahh it rips me apart

[missgoofy1000]

i died xC AppleJack is Best and she's so cute when she is crying ...in a sad way T.T

[brittanytheicefox]

sapplejack: papa... applejacks dad: dont be sad ya hear ill be fine here take my hat i want you to have it now sapplejack: papa papa? PAPA?!?!

[Badchoicesmade]

@pieflavor145 I think Big Bawlintosh would be more upset that people thought he would do that.

[captainduaeaeaugh]

I thought it was going to be an applejack spy

[Corrderio]

For some reason I keep thinking it says Snapplejack

[MissyFlesky123]

"Big Macintosh! Wake up, quick! Applebloom is deathly ill!"

"Big Macintosh I am not playing games!"

".........."

"Big Macintosh, speak to me!"

"Big Macintosh?"

*this vid*

[Inferno9978]

she foumd out she was dying from apples..the doctors couldnt find a cure because apples are usually healthy..

[MrTriggerFingerMagoo]

Wake Up Applebloom.

Applebloom?

This Video.

Dead Foal Jokes Are Fun!

[YoGabbaMassacre]

She's crying because she lost here hat. D:

[BullhornStudios]

@YoGabbaMassacre Applejack: My pa gave me that hat...

[SunsetxxDash]

"Winona, wake up, yah lazy dog!"

...

"Winona?"

>and then this video happened.

[waterberes40XL]

i lost my hat

[FunKirbyPink]

*Princess celestia makes apple jack leave ponyville*

1 month later

This is applejacks reaction...

Applejack: Wish I was still in Ponyville.. I miss those wide unmoving skies... Wish I was in Ponyville preetiest place in the world... Oh no... When I'm so far from you PV, all I can do is cry...

[nickmc454]

@FunKirbyPink xD spongebob, you get a thumbs up for that

[dark7element]

Applejack after she was informed that "King of the Hill" was being canceled.

[supermegakittykat]

NO!!!! NOT APPLEJACK! D';

[PopCharmander]

Big Sappintosh.

[lctstudios0101]

She Lost Her hat

[professorlucario999]

"pleace can i have my hat back?,

its the only memory of my mummy i have left..."

[fortythreemcchickens]

we need the "ah lost mah hat" comment back up in the top comments.

[Dragonclaw107]

Y U MAKE ALL THE PONIES CRY? ;____;

[ramboo189]

Big Mac come on sleepy head............Big Mac?

[BigMackintosh]

@ramboo189 ah hear ya...(hides smarty pants....again)

[plopapie]

Apples have bin banned

[Ashbigbear]

This video should be mixed with "Hurt" by Johnny Cash. That would be sad :''(

[HJSDGCE]

I read the comment and instead of crying, I laughed XD

[toto42s]

If someone has source for the music, i'd love it

[8BitOldie]

@toto42s "Intermission", by The Protomen.

[Toxicboy24598]

Damn.....the comments are more depressing then the video itself.

:'(

[AxelFlameHeart]

As she turned her head and walked off, Applebloom sighed.

She tried not to look back at the orange pony behind her, but couldn't help it.

"Good bye...Applejack..." She said quietly, walking off and leaving Applejack there.

She had become tired and bored of the farm, her friends had gotten their cutie marks weeks ago, and had lost interest in finding hers...and her.

She set off into the world, looking for her own, as Applejack sat there, Alone...and afraid...

[Animaluver1612]

i lost mah hat

[pigducks]

how did i get here from a bird tickling 2 pony guards?

[Tyleralt117]

to myself: she only lost her hat,she only lost her hat, SHE ONLY LOST HER HAT!!

[TaCoDuDe66]

top comments are both about granny smith dying



[StrikaShot]

Engineer:Spah sapping my happiness

*cry*

[rosestar130]

Somepony bucking bucked apples that she's gonna do in the morning. Poor Applejack.

[Vaxonblue]

Lol, all the granny smith comments.

[thephoenixisright]

"Granny Smith, is everything alright?"

...

"Granny Smith?"

...

"Granny! Speak to me!"

"I was supposed to be asleep five hours ago."

"Oh..."

[118horseheroes]

@thephoenixisright Finally! A top comment that isn't sad on one of these videos! XD nice work my friend

[thephoenixisright]

@118horseheroes Thanks! :)

[Tobenvyi]

Fuck you, Top Comments ಥ_ಥ

[XXCaptainXFalconXX]

Makes me think of the said ending from red dead redemption. RIP JOHN MARRSTION

[Xinsden]

Why is it that people just HAVE to make such sad comments..?

i mean, really... ಥ_ಥ

[OmegaQuave]

She found out Tar Nation wasn't a real place.

[Personoide]

@OmegaQuave I'd be happy to know that there isn't a whole nation made out of tar...

[Angeliclily]

@OmegaQuave ROFL.

[treebear13]

B-but why am I staying here with Big Mac and Granny, maw, where are you and paw goin'?

-This Video-

[MrZeromaster95]

m-m-m-mmm So sad. D:

[DarealCipher]

STOP WRITING THAT FUCKING SAD COMMENTS PEOPLE :,(

[Mirju132]

AJ: I lost mah hat

*this video*

[Bloodmill]

@Mirju132 And it came to pass that every single Jarl kewn about it. And thus the leidang was called upon again, and the Viking set their sail on a quest to find Applejack's hat.

[Mirju132]

@Bloodmill AJ: :D

[BeakyRed]

@Bloodmill reminds me of KJV

[Bloodmill]

@BeakyRed Well that's what I wanted to accomplish. Thanks!

[MrSeriouslynotfunny]

Twilight! you came to visit my new apple cellar, how nice!

...

Twi you ok?

...

Twi?....

[99gudgud]

rawr

[SedrickProductions]

The two top comments are the same.

[MyLyricsVideosRock]

i hope u don't make a Applebloom cryin vid. :'(

[Powerbubblesful]

Better tittle:

Awwpplejack

[treebear13]

My sister says none of these are sad, but she will die of a broken heart if it's mo- sorry, I mean tro- no, Celestia that's crying (I bawled by eyes out at all of them). Do anu of you accept her challenge?

[dark7element]

Applejack is sad that she's never going to get her own episode.

[darkraichu55]

@dark7element She did in S1.

[HyperSimy]

this music is so fitting...could someone tell me what it is? :(

[Jayfeather113]

@HyperSimy It's "Intermission" from Act II of The Protomen. Great band IMO.

[deidaragirl4]

The top comments are making me more sad than the video! D:

[pikachu48]

FUCKING RAINBOW \ /

(۞o۞)

Y U EAT AJ WEN FOOD IZ AVAILABLE!?

[shadamylover401]

so sad she lost her hat o~o i gunna cry

[cakers12345]

Awww this is so sad!

[Putridprudential]

Was I the only one thinking of the donkey kong theme when the music began ?

[FirstPistolSammy]

Mama, Papa when will you comeback?

[DannyEastes]

Reading the comments of these crying videos has informed me that everyone in Equestria is now dead

[PuebloDoG36]

@DannyEastes I don't think so, people just have some "vivid" imaginations of why they are crying. I find it interesting and some of them might even be worth making a story out of.

[DannyEastes]

@PuebloDoG36 I'm refering to the fact that all of these videos have at least 10 comments saying "Wake up *character name*, It's time for *certain event*! Stop joking around *character name*, wake up!. .....*character name*?...."

[PuebloDoG36]

@DannyEastes That's what I'm 'sayian', lol (no seriosly) If ya imagine some of them, it would be pretty heart breaking

[DannyEastes]

@PuebloDoG36 Heartbreaking, but very unoriginal and repetitive :\

[Rokinroxy1]

Wake up big mac ... Come on now we gits a lot of work ahead! Big mac ?

[OmegaQuave]

I repeat.

Applejack: JON DO YOU WANT AN APPLE?!

Jon: *Is Dead*

Applejack: OMG JON R U OK?

*Jon is dead*

[AxelFlameHeart]

Applejack : "Applebloom...Why didn't you stay?"

Granny Smith : "She will be missed, Shes better of where she is..."

Applejack : "Dang it...Granny, why didn't she listen?"

Granny Smith : "I don't know...I don't know..."

Shortly After, Applebloom was buried, her friends disbanded the crusaders.

Applejack turned to Apple-Cider, And mad with Drink-fulled grief she hung herself.

Granny Smith passed away from old age, her heart giving in.

Big Mac burned down Evergreen forest, and is still doing time.

[PuebloDoG36]

*Barn collapses*

Applejack: BIG MAC!

Big Mac: *buried underneath ruins of barn* Urgh, it's alright Applejack. Tell Granny and Applebloom...I loved our family...always... ...

Applejack: *tears up* Big Mac...Big Macintosh!!!

[Annalizzatoo]

@PuebloDoG36 LOLOL. I'm laughing. xD

[dlausactor6373]

"But princess, why do I have to go stay with my granny? Didn't... didn't mom and dad make it out okay...?"

[testtubebaby2136]

"Come on Applebloom let's go and have fun"

...

"Wake up Applebloom wake up!!!"

...

"Applebloom?"

[blackcolor23]

Home sick

[Pinginplum]

She's crying cause her hat is gone *Cries with her*

[MsSkodge]

I miss the top comment that said

"Plant all the tiny seeds?"

[xXSpikeMLPXx]

Applejack: I lost all my things, the barn had to be sold, even my hat too and my sis was fillynapped *this video*

[TheDCmatrix]

"Well, I've been afraid of changin, cause I've built my life around you...

But time makes you bolder,

Children get older,

And I'm gettin older too.

So take this love and take it down.

If you climb a mountain and you turn around,

And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills,

Will the landslide bring you down?"

[BeatleBoy247]

@TheDCmatrix That is a great to play in this video

[wafflepoke25]

"Big mac was bucking apples without me?"

*this video*

[dannybrenful]

Somebody give back her hat RIGHT. NOW.

[IshidaTheQuincy]

Cockadoodledoo.

;_;

[LobanaWulf]

Apple Jack: Granny Smith.. Soup's on!

Granny: ....

Applejack: Granny?

Big Mac: Grannys gone to a new orchard Applejack....

[joebobjrjr]

Sorry to ask but, what's the song?

[SpinalTree]

@joebobjrjr Intermission by Protomen on their album Act II: The Father Of Death

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

@Suicidalgrunt1962 She recrafted it and got a hatless hat. Poor girl, I know her pain all too well...

[TheTrueNeedMoreFood]

Looks like she read Sweet Apple Massacre...

[Pindooli]

My version.

Applejack plays TF2

Gets no hats.

[OmegaQuave]

Applejack: JON! JON! JON! HEY JON! WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE?!

Jon: *Is dead*

Applejack: OMG JON PLZ WAKE UP

Jon: *ded*

*THIS VIDEO*

^ Every single reply to these videos ever. XD

[DannyEastes]

@OmegaQuave +10

[AKittyKatProduction]

@OmegaQuave Eeeyup.

Here's mine:

"But Ma, why do ah have to stay with Granny? Where are you an' pa goin?"

"Pa, why'd you give me yer hat?"

"Pa? Pa?? MA!?"

(If they ever show her parents in an Episode of mlp, I've never seen it T^T But I imagine they're like her.)

[soyandresysoylareata]

Category: Comedy

[ganstasnowman]

Winona died

Me: whoop-da-fuckin-do

[njstretton3328]

Applejack: MAH APPLZ NUUUUUUUUUU

*this video*

[RandomDouche0421]

Applejack: Gud mornin Winona! It's taim to start apple-buckin, and y'know I can't do it without ya....

Cmon Winona, wake up! We ain't got all day!

Um... Winona? Please wake up.....

[TheAcelane]

AJ: Mornin' Granny! I hope you feel better today.

Granny smith: ....

AJ: I-I made ya' breakfast! Apple turnovers! Your favorite...

Granny smith: ....

AJ: Granny? Granny?! Please wake up...

*this video*

[wickedpie77]

"Granny Smith? what are you doing?"

...

"dang it, are you sleeping again?? WAKE UP"

...

"Granny?"

[piepowa]

@wickedpie77 OH GOD NO

[codafett]

@wickedpie77 Stop doing that man it's depressing.

[SavannahBieberful]

@wickedpie77 YOU MAKE ME CRY!

[mdalsted]

@wickedpie77 Aww. D:

[KeitaFishingCat]

@wickedpie77 Why did you make it worse? WHY?!??!?

[YoshiPeteyFav]

SOMEONE PLZ MAKE A SPIKE ONE NAO

[tsupiru]

AJ.- winona, how did you feel today?

winona.- ......

AJ.- its time to put thats cows in the yard... winona, .... you are so cold...

winona.-........

this vid

[wildecoyote253]

@SkittlezRulzU Intermission. The Protomen. great song.

[thetf2player64]

AJ: Granny Smith! Its mornin', time to get up!  AJ: Granny Smith? *this video*

[Oaksparrow]

Wimona! Time for Applebuck Season, we don' need any intruders stealing our apples again.

..Wimona, t'is ain't funny now, wake up.

..Wimona?

[RandomPuppyVids]

wouldnt it be applesad?

[winxdiggy]

AppleJack:My hat,Wheres my hat at,AppleBloom?

Applebloom:I don't know,I gave it to big mac,He was happy to eat afterwards.

AppleJack:Applebloom!Now i'm going under the stairs,

Applebloom:But he,He,*Gags*Was hungry

Applejack:*Crawls under the stairs*Cries*

That's how she lost her hat

Apple Bloom, it's time for y'all daily bucking!

.

Apple Bloom, we darn need to get ready for AppleBucking Season.

..

Applebloom, Do ah need to get Granny Smith?

...

Applebloom?