Bakersfield Documentary

[bluestucco]

When you live in an oil town, you're obligated to drive full ton trucks and Hummers. Anything that gets more than 10 miles per gallon is a slap in the face to Bako.

[writer422]

Dumb ASS! Don't quit your day job!

[dialupmoron]

You should re-up this in higher quality.

[sjohnson0602]

FUCK BAKO. Glad I was wise enought to GET THE FUCK OUT!!!! Look...if you love bakersfield...do the world a favor....and smoke enough meth to kill yourself!

[ElfLiberationForce]

Love it!

[JaR33d51]

video could have been better, but i dont see why people talk so much shit about bakersfield??? and for people to say there is nothing but drugs and guns are some pussy dumb fucks! i live in east bakersfield and i dont even know what the fuck your talking about?!?!

[defnyung]

@JaR33d51 I hear you! I too live in east bakersfield and when I tell people where I live, holy shit, you should see some of their reactons and comments. "so many shooting over on the east side" lots of gang bangers over on the east side". Just like you said, pussy dumb fucks!!!

[westhigh4life]

hahaha !!!! This is a really good video! haha There are way too many trucks! BIGASS TRUCKS!!! A waste of gas if you ask me. And now a days i see nothing but WOMAN driving those trucks!!! I mean, what the hell happen to men with balls! Now all i see them driving are some gay ass pontiacs and crystlers! Shouldnt it be the other way around?

And yes. People are always having beer runs. haha So much alcohol haha

[nadiemequire]

Now THAT's the Bakersfield I know and love. Groovy.

[frantheman3]

ATS SOUTH SIDE  yea this is bako

[Amberizzy2010]

hahah love all the trucks they're sexy and yes there is a lot here. haha love all the alcohol haha thats hillarious!

[356squad]

Gay

[BenDover93]

hahaha.. A town of dirtty sluttz & liffed ttrunkz haha

[dzeveenravdan]

Love the video!  Good job trying to express the moods of the town. Standouts: One: Last scene with the sunset; Gorgeous. Two: the supermarket with THREE AISLES of alcohol. Damn! Are you serious?! And set to Offenbach's can-can music. Lovin' it! Third and Last: The monster trucks set to Wagner. Great job, keep up the good work and don't let anyone get you down!

[coostov]

@dzeveenravdan wow, epic comment! thanks haha

[ChidoriChick1337]

omg i cant wait to get out of this shit hole

[track2now]

What is up with towns like this? I am an English writer and am setting a story in Bakersfield. Can you tell me about it? Is it a dead end desert town? Is it full of dorks? Can you tell me something postive about it (seriously)..or just the mostr awkward emabrassing things..

[sosidecop64]

i miss bakersfield more every day.

[ucsteve]

Just f****** brilliant! UCSteve channel (more)

[wrathofme03]

if california ever becomes its own country...bako and fresno can go ahead and follow suit...

[treymaky112]

what aboout calexico california

[str8vtec661]

whats up with all the lifted trucks???? wheres all the jdm rides in btown

[BakWoodCrazy]

good job

[Lollingonyounub]

Eastside, Btown, 06 KC Fuck the rest

[craffte]

Brilliant effin brilliant and the weirdest thing is that i was born in oildale and was probably the only kid listening to Strauss besides my sisters so when i saw this and i heard Strauss, ...what a flashback, an eerie flashback- thank you so much!

[craffte]

L.....O......L. so funny, thanks for the memories

[Cheeny23]

haha i know the guy in that excursion at 1:51

[gummoboy333]

Korn

[cleveland5456]

you no what was the most succesful thing came out of bakerfeild

KoRn!!!!

[studiov]

I SEE TRUCKS

[chud89]

im from los angeles and my uncle live on an almond field and the air seems kind of clean compared from los angeles hahahaha but ehhh i enjoy the calmness and no lousy neighbors its kind of a shock to my ears whn i arrive to bakersfield like they have to adjust to no hearing bullshit from the city but i enjoy the hot weather cause i love to exercise in it its great for ur body to sweat but yeah i visit i dont live there so i dont count hahaahah

[flamnjon6969]

Damn....I'm surprised there wasn't any churches in this video. I swear no matter where you live in this shit town , there's a goddamned church in every goddamned corner.

[SinisterCreech]

Shit town? Gtfo.

[flamnjon6969]

Thats my story and i'm stickin to it.

[TheDirtboarder21]

sweet vid im from bekersfield so yea

[xxxandieapplesxxx]

At 2:04....THAT IS MY HOUSE! LOL LOL my parents house. Right across the street from Elephant Bar. THis is Stockdale/Calloway! That is too flippin funny!

[ponderable90]

knaw i just got trap in bakersfield will be free some day

[xHaZxMaTx]

"Its not meant to be taken entirely seriously. "

The key word, here, being 'entirely'. I'm sure I could drive under half the trucks in this town.

[chud89]

i live in los angeles and visit bakersfield but i get off at the wasco and shafter exit i think very redneck but i dont know its very calm and very different from la im so use to not seeing the stars in la cause of pollution but when im over there the stars are shining bright theres something about bakersfield dont know what

[HelloKittyTime]

Hahahaha, are you kidding me, I live in bako and we're always shocked if there are more than like 10 stars in the sky.

[chud89]

lol trust me in los angeles you see nothing just planes in the sky hahahaha and where i was it was kind of farm land an di jsut sat int he middle of the crops lookin at the stars and watching coyotes run by me intense experience

[chhmcom]

I grew up there, it used to be beautiful; you could see the whole sky back then. You can probably still find good star-gazing in the canyon up 178, but you never know what kind of freak is going to show up.

[ponderable90]

bakersfield really sucks!!!!

[xXMadMotoXx]

amen i h8 liv here

[dmalakianloveguitarr]

jajaj coorslight

korn beer

hhaha

[xtremestar]

Ha it's about time some posts up watt bako is all about douches in lifted trucks. And dirty sluts.

No joke air quality. Is rather unhuman

[NuMetalPopDandaaa]

Nice!!

[MODESTCHIK]

You had me at 4:31 ;)

I miss that town though..somehow.

[EZLN010]

home is what u make it

[djcreasian]

serisouly why are there soo many douche bags with big ass trucks... for off roading and shit but they never go off roading.. or even use it to load shit.. they raise their shit fifty thousand feet up.... and never do nething with it.. but drive it like its some sports car... burn a shit ton of gas... and drive like shit......running into almost everyone...cuz they cant properly see the ppl around them... ppl with lil penises suck!!

[hector0282]

Cool, you have a point pal.

[Mulishamadness]

hahahahaha yea one of my buddies is one of "those guys" luckily he doesn't have any vices cuz all of his money goes to gas

[gummoboy]

KoRn?

[TubErSkillZ]

bakers is what you make of it like anywhere else/..

[user0707]

false...go live somewhere else and then talk

[TubErSkillZ]

if you are a boring couch potato you can be that here in LA...i rather live here than in than in glendale

[Mulishamadness]

i have and it's the same

[thehollowband]

HAHA, I love it. I hate this town. Krazy Kustoms, gey. Lifted trucks gey. Drunk people driving lifted trucks, very gey. Swans, GEY. I'm finally moving out!! Yay for being #2 in the WHOLE NATION for the worst air quality!! Good depiction though. I laughed at your video.

[Mulishamadness]

you gone yet

[toymachinethunder]

haha bakersfield is nice not bad

i live in oildale but a part called "royaldale"

if your from oildale you probably know what that is

[ads998]

What the fuck is with those cars that defy the human scale? They are just totally out of proportion with the people driving them! I bet they all have those lame 'support the troops' stickers on them too! Well guess what?? The fucking troops wouldn't need to be there if you didn't drive those cars! HAHA!

[mcmaniakk]

you only say that cause you dont live here, if you did, you would get this video

[themavssuck]

dman i remember that krazy kustoms shit!!

[funnyguy91210]

during the drinking sesions 5:00 thats like saturday nite

[1tian]

nothing bu douch's in b town

[Mulishamadness]

yea it's only cuz you;re here

[kk4282552]

This is too funny..I was waiting to see if you got my tahoe in any of this haha....I miss bako now!!

[MySpaceSucks3]

this is badass. very true about bako. trucks suck dick.

[timdeal]

Hilarious video. Good depiction of Bako.

[thatpf]

total white ass hick town!lol funny u got it right.

[millionaires4]

the only thing i like about bakers is that any fine ass girl of any race will fuk you especially one named michelle meek ha ha lol she works at nurseing homes

[xxmisscyndixx]

th oark in the begining i went there with my cousin adn some friends and we almost got shottt

it sucks theree

[Datharion]

by the way just because i forgot the count was fifty out of 450+ students...

[Datharion]

hmm...rednecks...only in the 08...other then that...no...the southwest is mostly hespanic and black...check out a school called Golden Valley High School...i graduated from there. It was fun to count the white rednecks at my school since it was a head count of possibly fifty in the senior class and the rest was black or hespanic i know of five asians...and well cant say they are all rednecks...by the way...Datharion <-- Half Redneck...other half...just red...if you dont get it...sad.

[BassistHeider666]

that vons at the marketplace bit was fucking hilarious with all the alcohol

[Datharion]

mexican cars? heh? I live here...i dont know of any mexican cars...and is there a specific car for mexicans that i was unaware of? most friends i have are mexican i see overpriced and oversouped Honda Civics...but...uhh...no others...that wat you mean?

[Cloneof501]

Trucks SUVs and Hummers suck i hate those cars and people here liek them. They are an insult to the word car.

Sports cars FTW

Lol Bakersfield= air pollution, cow manure

[droctavioussd]

ahaha thats what i got from this vid; lots of raised vehicles in bakersfield.

[dragonx329]

lmao, this is so true about the trucks. But seriously I'm outta here once Im old enough.

[bratskiprincess]

yea right that is not how it is besides the trucks!

[tehhobbitwon]

Haha I love this video made me laugh.

[8343483]

i really enjoyed this video, all the trucks, suv's and hummers cracked me up, the booze part i did'nt get. We r all not a bunch of alchaholics here. oh yeah we all don't spell good either, ha ha ha

[Datharion]

what is up with everyone in my city taking a liking to big trucks? whats up with this fetish?

[twelvepack88]

sure beats those mexican cars i always see when im down there.

[BassistHeider666]

their all big fuckin rednecks

[superxero88]

about all the big trucks, blame DMS auto sales and their fucking lame commercials.

gasoline is not the only thing bros guzzle.

[buzman1985]

BROS also guzzle Bud Light.

[contraelgobierno]

how is living in bakersfield? anyone? its on my list for places to move to.

[Slizarus]

It's gods little joke.. Frigid in the morning and burning in the afternoon and muggy the entire day.. Summers are hot, and there's no respite in that pit. The only greenery is shown to the immediately public eye.. The rest of it is a dustbowl. Four years of that place.. *shudder*

[MishuTaste]

Oh my god. Please do not move here. You'll regret it. There's nothing here. Just oil fields and cow manure.

[Dylswan]

if it is so great why do you have to defend it?

[thiscoolguy07]

jose speaks english.

[InfamousProject]

nobody in bakersfield speaks engluish anymore.

[boosted45]

too bad u cant spell in english either....

[bm5k]

nice shot of river walk lol and oldriver and elephant bar and yea... just in general the southwest side of good ol' bakersfield lol.

p.s. what's up with all the 4x4 trucks and stuff?

[lloydchristmas1211]

you probably shouldnt have been filming while driving

[treejump]

Any of you talking shit about Bakersfield are complete idiots. It's not the 58th largest city in America because it's a shit hole. There are a lot of hicks out here but there are a hell of a lot more mexicans. As for the big trucks, we got a shit load, I hate them too. WAY too many bros. But the bros that are here mainly came from down South. That is not part of our culture. Bakersfield is a great town. Get over yourselves if you want to talk shit about my town, you know nothing of the place.

[boosted45]

HEL YEAH!! ITS MY HOME! ITS OUR HOME!

[icedkillingearth]

Moo

[boosted45]

hehehe u found me darn it all!

[icedkillingearth]

but didnt you say that you have bakersfield

[mylissajoy]

Fast food is a big thing in Bakersfield too!

[StarrRocker]

That was boring.

[gamerdudeking]

this isnt bakersfield its retarted rich people

[frosty5518]

I lived there awhile and you look like an idiot. Taking video of beer? Where is there in CA that looks any different? Yeah trucks..save money on rent and living..spend it on trucks and cars..haters..haha

[raging127]

yeah yeah well wtf ill be a mutha trucks are tight

lifted or droped but lifted it better well i lived in b-town and now i live in brawley were i can use my truck like i always wanted to if u should ask its all about glamis park take ur atv

moto yeh and act a fool...///?

[JELLOnomas]

that was funny..good job.

[renprd]

hey i live in bako too. wat school do you guys go to?

[umpazump]

Wish you had one, instead of your 89 Chevette?

[patrick317848]

i agree way too many bros in bakersfield

[rc7446]

You for got all the other wonderful things about this town like oildale, cottonwood and we can not for get the barrio, which used to be a desent place to live.

[blazer72cervantes]

i have a 72 chevy blazer and its lifted.

and i live in bakersfield

:]

[brynn]

fuckin bros and their shitty ass trucks

[roximama]

I spent my childhood visiting family there then moved there in 2002 and lived there for 3 yrs.. That pretty much sums it up....lol.

[mixxiegurl]

that was pretty good.. i think everyone wit a raised truck should be shot...

[bloopy1234]

Damn, I love the part where the huge cars take a million parking spots at one time. It is so true, it happens everywhere here. I hate it, if you do it, you suck. walk your ass two extra steps and park a little further.

[RAHandPickle]

im so glad i moved from Bakersfield

[anarchy94000]

LMAO

1:52 -2:16 is right down the street frm my old house.

and i saw the same grey lifted truck sk8in downtown

cazy shit?!

i think so..

haha

[curttunes]

So glad to be out of Bako... Nice work.

[berbar]

Funny, classy and well done. Congratulations!

[morningsickness]

fuck bakersfield and all the methheads and the fucking hicks who are mega right wing. your town will be blown to bits in the near future

and you can bet on that

[fueledbyGOD]

you are stupid

[mixxiegurl]

ok psycho

[buzman1985]

Some one got made fun of by a bunch of bros in lifted trucks!

[badhatharry126]

This is gay.

[J25x]

haha! Awesome!!

[brearenee]

hahah GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I'm always complaining about how much bakersfield (and well southern california in general, but bakersfield's the worst) has big trucks everywhere. its so annoying when I'm driving and their headlights are shining in every single one of my mirrors, or when one parks next to me and i cant open up my door because their fat car takes up a parking lot and a half.

[daneboe]

DUDE! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!! I've lived in Bakersfield for two years now...and you hit it on the head!!!! This is EXACTLY what Bakersfield is, especially the big trucks and hummers. Everyone on here who doesn't get this documentary is a complete idiot...either that or you own a hummer.

[andysgirl1313]

this is dumb... do u even live in Bakersfield?!

[ronnykmarshall]

Good god, don't get your panties in a twist.

[daneboe]

This is genious. Do YOU live in Bakersfield? Obviously not if you don't understand it.

[blingbritt]

heyy! i'm so glad you posted this! i'm still pissed that you left me for journalism.

[outkast353]

where's the documentary? I live in bakersfield and im no fan but i dont see how this is representitive of bakersfield. you went to a park... filmed only big trucks(which if you've been out of bakersfield you can find anywhere) and the wine and beer? oh and you could do the truck thing with any type of car... except maybe hybrids there's not many up here.

[daneboe]

DUDE!!! Are you a complete idiot!? He was making fun of Bakersfield because everyone drives big trucks and drinks here. Omigod...get a brain dumbass.

[sorrowedpoet]

i hate this city

[buzman1985]

move.

[sorrowedpoet]

cant.

wish i could.

[gnrdude]

I don't get it Big trucks in Bakersfield??

[cowcabob]

There aint nuttin wrong with a lil honky. I left bako for DC. Give me a redneck to hang out with over a lawyer any day of the week. Bakersfield has Heart, and thats what I love. God Bless Frank Amstoy (RIP), Bakersfield, And the rest of America.

[06300]

I was born and raised in B Town and this video does not represent what we are anymore where are all the nice cars at because anyone who lives here knows there are some nice rides here>Plus this town isn't so honkey after all I think whites are the minority so please don't diss B Town this is just a dumb video..661 represent

[wellconnected100]

i drove thru bakersfield while going to las vegas, and i can tell that town needs help.

[coostov]

i think you're thinking of Baker, CA. Baker is a little shitkicker town on the way to vegas. they have the worlds largest thermometer.

[sirrobert007]

i agree with you. i live in bakersfield, and yeah ur right our town needs help, especially with our roads. Even George Bush said our raods were full of holes when he visited bakersfield two years ago. Not to mention we have a reputation for having the worst air quality in the nation.

[buzman1985]

go fuck yourself.

[PhreekenPrincess]

LMAO

[dommp5]

haha so true bako and their huge ass trucks it is such a waste!

[ECDub07]

the truck on 3 18 was my dads old truck lol im suein

[alicechaos]

In your sequel throw some dust on the trucks...no throw dust on everything. Add some Buck Owens and Korn too.

[jAyTheKuRuPt1]

HOOOO RAH BAKERSFIELD.... nah it sux...sep for the eastside

[mingduke3]

great job, everyone seems to take this way too seriously though. Chill out people! This is more of the white bako though... Was all the alcohol at that Vons in the marketplace? lol

[mtu49er]

Thats Hick Bakersfield

Imma have to make a documentary for the raza

East and South Btown

[newyorkernick]

Aww man, this video reminds me of home so much. <3 shitty ass Bakersfield <3

[martypal2005]

Haha. It's so true about the big trucks. Me in my 2005 explorer i feel small lol. I love bakersfield though. Friendly people. Lots of jobs and a community great for kids. I'm definitely moving there once i get out of LA (hell a).

[PKTF]

Bakersfield is the most f**ked up place on Earth. If u are looking to hang out with a bunch of hypocritical psuedo-conservative, neo-fascist buttheads, then Bake-o is the place for u. Live in Bakersfield and either be employed by the State or a ward of it. Sum1 needs to drop an A-Bomb right on Chester and Truxtun Aves. Piss-Off Bakersfieldians!!! HAHAHA

[J25x]

bwahahah lmfao!

[himynameisbob26]

and this is the ONLY city with those problems! in the whole world!

[mittins343]

ok doode or chik im 13 and that was a piece of shizzle

bako sux

polution

gang

but load of crime

descrimination

retards

that had no point that had nothing

WHERE IS THE MEANING!!!

[mssped]

I laughed my ass off! Very nice! This video is very funny! Great job! Makes me proud that someone who lives in it can still SEE Bakersfield.

[THEMURDOCK]

WHERE'S THE EASTSIDE

[mb13]

Bakersfield is the shit,born here.remember EASTSIDE is the best side.

[Schneider8]

lol im from B-town and we arent just about trucks and alchahol...well..ok fine..

[Revolver7251]

LOL I havea truck just like that. Oh and im from Bakersfield.

[expandingman]

hahaha, this is a great video, I was hoping to see my own truck or maybe my mom's in there.

[JohnProg]

Very Good mate,

I'm from england, and I'm moving to Bakerfield next year. Guess I can show this to all my mates over here, and show them what there be missing!!!

[sweetxfarewell]

I'm just a kid and I realize that Bakersfield is not "as it should be." I've had riots at my school. There've been shootings not far from the parking lot. The Californian is the most biased thing I've ever read. Bakersfield is still segregated. We're home to corrupt officials, and we've turned out the neo-Nazi sisters of Prussian Blue. This is where pollution thrives. This is one of the top ten most CONSERVATIVE cities in the U.S. This place is not something to be proud of. It's hell.

[sweetxfarewell]

now why don't you try filming the parts of bakersfield that actually have problems? If you're gonna make a documentary, give it a purpose, show the world the truth! This is total bollocks. Why don't you reveal the rapes, kidnapping, murders, shootings, gang violence? Why don't you tell the world that our crime rate is over 50% worse than the national average?

[blackylawless23]

cuz no one cares about that stupid shit...everyone in bakersfield just loves big trucks and depleting our earths natural resources

[jimmytor]

Where's the interesting parts???? Oh wait, they're all gone!!!

[suicidalmaniacs]

every body who commented on this should email me this does represent shity bakersfield and you also forgot to show more of downtown!!!it sucks thoug too everything does!!!!!!!

[jAyTheKuRuPt1]

i live like 2 min away from there xD

[suicidalmaniacs]

who cares why even say you shouldnt you shouldve just saved your self the embarresment!!

[raisinsyeah]

this doesn't represent bakersfield at all.

[Nickmosphere]

hahaha this video is funny and what else is funny i live in this place hahahaha im dyin.

[titanium78]

i live in bakersfield is tight

[MenuSelectCancel]

Bakersfield California?Yeah I live there.I hate it.

[osubia]

I want the 6+ min. of my life back!