Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

[LuckyLokiLuko]

Where is your shovel? Zombies biggest weakness is their lack of dexterity. Dig a nice deep trench around your perimeter and sleep like a baby. Unless the crows zombify from eating plague flesh; in that case you're fucked regardless.

[SuperSig123]

This just in courage gun control, I hope nancy pelosi does not see this video if she does there be 2 more gun control laws tomorrow

[Gunshooter33]

This guy is so drunk

[jckulewsky]

I wouldn't use those swords if I were you. Just by the design and cut, I don't think they're real. If you check, a real blade will be carbon steel (NOT STAINLESS!), full tang (the blade goes to the very bottom of the interior of the grip), and should be heat treated. Otherwise, your just going to bend your blade (and it won't hold an edge long either).

[DarkZTerminal]

I sleep with a steel baseball bat. I should be good.

[9ilest]

All those guns are stupid for a zombie Apocalypse, too loud and the ammo is hard to find plus bulky. Air rifles are one of the best because they are quite plus hold loads of ammo.

[FrenziedCalm]

@9ilest - air rifle against zombies?! WTF?! Some blind zombie (you put his eye out!) is gonna shove that air rifle up your ass and eat you like a corn dog!

[9ilest]

Wheres ur air rifle?

[dreamonsoccer101]

remind me not to rob ur house

[CANDYREYES55]

shit clean broe

[TheMCC91]

Bad...ASS!



[ezekill100]

how comes theres like 10 bottles of beer and crap, like for 11 bottles(cookies)

[ezekill100]

uhhhhhh ok , cookies

[TheHappyRagequitter]

I would stack up lots of: rice sacks, noodle packs, water bottles/tanks, vitamin/mineral pills, cloths, tools, guns, ammo, batteries, toilet tissues, sanitizers, matches, propane tanks, gasoline tanks and ofcourse lots of coca cola ;)

(I asume that I stay in my apartment, I will not run around on the streets like Rambo)

[vzik2]

SHOTGUN RAIN

[Okamifanj]

You also need a grenade, in case you get swarmed by zombies. Go out with a bang and take a bunch with you.

[FrenziedCalm]

@Okamifanj - fuck no, when I go down I WANT TO BECOME A ZOMBIE AND EAT YOU BASTARDS!

[k1ng0fallkIngs52]

were u drunk when u made this vid LOL

[MultiAnonymousdude]

i dont see any bullets. good job

[SierraPapaTwo6]

Nice but personally I prefer a S&W Sigma .40, a springfield M1A, a mossberg 500, and my KABAR

[Ghettoboy067]

soo umm when uhh when is this happening

[lucasthesonofellert]

nice ever play black ops nazi zombies . you also need experience

[robomanism]

hmmmm vodka and guns he must be a russian

[TriviumAscendancy1]

Prime example of years of inbreeding.

[WallacedaWalrus]

Typical stupid drunk american.



[FrenziedCalm]

@WallacedaWalrus - FUCKING CANADIANS!! You bastards completely fucked up bacon... BACON!! WTF?!! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS BLASPHEMY!!

... and we still owe you an ass kicking from that whole war of 1812 thing... GET READY MOFOS YOU HAVE EARNED THIS!!

[MrZed0121012]

@FrenziedCalm sorry, what did u say? i couldent hear you over our free healthcare....

please repeat that.

[PSNdiggnURgraveXBL]

@FrenziedCalm Not really... And our bacon is good...

[PSNdiggnURgraveXBL]

@FrenziedCalm And he is drunk, no question.

[TEPgamer]

@FrenziedCalm Insulting canadians for 200 years thing ago that you dont even know the name of what happened and talking of it.. dude who is in war agaisnt terrorist atm ? USA FUCK who is big fat people ? USA FUCK who is noob ... hmm let me think..... USAAAAAAA

[BearT18]

@FrenziedCalm Haha, we kicked your ass then, and we'll kick it again.

[RVpyroNL]

@FrenziedCalm

They kicked the way, not u :)

[MrMoneyMan971]

@FrenziedCalm What was that? I couldn't hear you over our free health care...

[ThePennerman]

@WallacedaWalrus You are right for me. Even his answer shows he is a stupid f*cking "patriot". Every weapon here is 1/16 balls he trys to get now because he hasn't got some.

[MasterOfCydonia]

I liked this only for the Roman Gladius.

[nackle10]

You shouldn't be around firearms when ur drunk there buddy

[theocats2]

is a zombie apocalypse even possible????

[Seb12Morley]

@theocats2 no . This guy would be dead in 3 days anyway, no food or water ol.

[DannyGT1999]

@theocats2 It's actually alot more possible than you think.

[poppaluv]

@theocats2 Wait 'til the election.

[kanethelos]

A practical gladius or one of the swords made by cold steel would work nicely, a practical gladius is like an axe but with 2 feet of edge to cut on... nothing to joke about. google "gladius wounds" :)

[ElBorrachon123]

@TheBlamingNacco I was just thinking that. He should have a wider array of non-decorative machetes than knives that don't have near enough range.

[fufucarlos]

Id just take the beer

[zagboyar]

Dude go buy a real machete those swords look like replicas and look like their for decoration one or two hits on a live target would only serve to break your toy and piss them off.

[zagboyar]

@Pdjsldkls You realize that a silencer dosent work like in cod with the pew pew sound a silencer would make say a .45 sound more like a 9mm or a .38 round. Silencers only dampen the sound not remove it if you want a silent long mid range weapon use a hunting crossbow.

[Pdjsldkls]

So lacked silencer for guns not to attract their attention Zombie

Nice armory ;)

[TheBlamingNacco]

Are you sure you need a 2" knife to kill a zombie?

[pbsandp]

i bet that all the swords are mad in china

[mrdiamond18jr1]

"how ya gunna hit a lil baby zombie's vitals with a big sword like that?"

[cheezy21285]

did u ever think what if your a zombie in the end of the world how do you know your gonna survive  the infection

[soisyourface1234]

i dont think people this under the weather should drink this much and have and explain weapons

[2kuranus]

u r sick



[mrbabynasty13]

Hes soooi boozed

[HarleyMorrow1]

when your done you could either make a bomb or smash it over their head

:D

[utricularchris]

zombie traning video WTF!!!!



[halsgamingedventure]

if there was a zombie apocalypse then i wouldnt wanna live near you i mean leavin people to get eaten so you can survive i dont think you realise that in a group you will last longer n youve got to many weapons for just you

[lakletakle]

i would go to Fps Russia 

[lakletakle]

oh joy



[MrSpetsnaz101]

if you really wanna survive you need water, food (fish is a great source), a vegetable garden, weapons and ammo, a bunker and a windmill for power.

[CarcalTV]

@MrSpetsnaz101 I am allergic to fish so i'm screwed.

[FrenziedCalm]

@MrSpetsnaz101 - NO, you just need a knife or a gun to take all that shit away from someone else!! THANK GOD FOR PREPPERS!

[Skyrim4ever1]

Guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUN!!!!!



[MetalPower86]

but hey I would fight alongside you during the apocalypse :D

[MetalPower86]

thats not a survival kit that's just all your guns and knives laying on a table LOL

[nickmog13]

i wish there was one i would love it me and you all the way bro

[29caille]

nul



[wally7227]

im gonna inherit one of the top gun sometime great grandpa used one in the korean war not standard issue

[Four20pyro]

alcahol + guns & knives = a very drunken night of thinking you see zombies.. to waking up in jail. haha

[culk99999]

lol your drunk



[XvxBERSERKxvX]

Ill just take the Booze.

[ammatureRCdude]

how the fuc will you carry all that

[00legoman00]

that is awsome i need to make one im doing that doomsday prep thing

[TheDemoDude100]

you people really think that zombies WILL exist?

[coreyeisermann]

LOVE IT MAN HAHAH

[blackasian789]

dude theres no such thing as zombies but if u want to get away from the cop ha ha use those gats

[killerapp52]

@blackasian789 It could happen. you always gotta leave possibilities in check.

[UkrainianDragon1993]

I wouldn't recommend carrying all of those by yourself. you'll get eaten because you run too slow. unless you give each of those weapons to a friend and develop a zombie survival team.

[Trisbuscus]

HEY THE ZOMBIES HEADS WULD FALL OFF WITH THE CATANA

[TheGr8Gry]

@Trisbuscus Katana is spelt with a K

[Trisbuscus]

YOU ARE SOO STUPID YOU NEED LOTS OF PEOPLE TO WIN THE ZOMBIE

IF YOU KILL PEOPLE YOU MAKE MORE ZOMBIES

[4R8YnTH3CH33F]

@Trisbuscus except there are no zombies

[kiwin111]

if a apocalypse happens I'm going to your house

[theeverydayguys]

i'd go with my giant kitchen knife... aaaand my metal pole

[SuperSupersaiyan99]

I'll go with the swords and knives.....

[suckerproof516]

if your not in shape an your not smart then you might not last to long with your weapons

[mpvasiliou]

seriously dude....quit breathin through your mouth....you are creeping me out.

[supershadow1976]

@DahTreeSniffer Hey hey don't under estimate a machete some machete can cut through flesh my old family machete once cut 2 pig heads without a scratch

[playmads]

what. the. fuck.'

[shoopdawooplazars]

i hate to tell you that the zombie apocalypse isn't coming, and even if it were, how would you know how to kill them. No ones ever even seen a zombie! I hate to be the one to tell you but your wasting your time...

[Mr44cod]

can my family survive with you please!

[bubbleheadft]

So you're going to survive an entire Zombie Apocalypse with Guns, Knives and Alcohol...

I hope you're found a way to eat gunpowder.

[beretta999y]

Those r bottles or berbon not beer fail

[CitadelofDhuran]

Friend: Alright mate I need to snipe these bastards! Hand me some bullets!

You: I can't! I used them all up with my Assault Rifle

I sense a problem with that.

[mrclembeast]

The category is comedy. I hope this guy isn't real because he spent like 3000 on something that dosnt exist. Besides I'm not going 2 your house for it...I'm going to FPS Russia

[thatc00lfatguy]

make new video's man

[LBEfication]

Where... Is... The... Machete??????

[DahTreeSniffer]

@LBEfication machete's are only good for cutting bamboo and other woodland shit thats whats theyr made for

[LBEfication]

@DahTreeSniffer But if you run out of bullets, a sharp weapon like the machete is a good weapon to have :D

[cooldude2315]

Redneck?



[ddtbird156]

Left 4 Dead: The Ultimate Survivor

[amilcarbautista]

your not thinking right because your drunk and playing with deadly weapons common redceck

[amilcarbautista]

Guns And Alcohal dont work quite well together if you know what i mean xD

[Auhsoj1793]

Moron. That sword you discarded was a KATANA. NOT A NINJA SWORD. USED BY SAMURAI. And the fat sword is a GLADIUS. Used by the Roman gladiator, and the Roman soldiers. The Katana is 1000 times better as a weapon. Its sharper, stronger, and just an all around better weapon. You are a freaking dumb ass.

[truckstopcowboy]

Just so every one knows zombies are not real. Really you all need to grow up and get jobs and quit wasting your money on guns.Join the army do something with your life I will be back on 1/1/2013 just to rub it in ok.

[multibigman123]

AHEM, notice the five bottles of beer in the upper left. HES DRUNK.

[pe6obutilkata]

This is bullshit... All you need is my Mother-in-law. She will scare off any zombie.

[Irtehdar]

Thats not a zombie survival kit. In case of a zombie outbreak thats a suicide kit.

The second you fire the first shot every zombie within a mile knows where you are and they are heading your way. A 7.62 round weighs 25.4 grams. Lets asume your acuracy is sufficient to maintain a ''1 shot=1 kill'' ratio you will need to expend 100 kilos of ammunition to deal with 4.000 zombies. Thats half a ton of ammo to deal with the zombies you would find in a medium sized town. (20.000 people/zombies)

[mbj05131994]

beer dont kill zombies

[TheRoccofocco]

find houseboat and your survival gear live on the water and look for places to raid close to boat, zombies can't think or swim

[V00deuxify]

If you're going to use a blade as a melee weapon, kids, make sure it's a full blade and not one of those cheap halves with the screw to the hilt. Those will break easily.

[SneeKyFreaKiiNGNinJa]

sad bastard for putting this!

[3Onlooker7]

nice man.

thank for sharing.

[SPR4YAz]

WHERES YOUR CHAINSAW MAN CMON!!!!!

[gabeisepic]

jack ass.... what would u want me to do if u were being attacked, and i had the opertunity to save you? would you want me to save you or run away? IM POSITIVE you would want me to help, so dont be going lone ranger, because no ones got your back in the end.

[XMRGrizzlyX]

Oh yea and just in case bring Chuck Norris

[MrQuickmodz]

Just use that tool, bust that windows the zombies can get to them, survival of the fittest! LOL

[MrQuickmodz]

Just use this to cut the fingers off. LOLOLOLOL

[awareviadomus]

where are your flares, smoke canasters, flash bangs and firecrackers, when u sprang ur ancle getting off the roof from zombified birds u cant always just shoot ur gun

[FutureMarine246]

makers mark, the sure sign of a good zombie kit

[comedyjock7]

alcohol and weapons... good combo

[cisk559]

your missing the twinkie...

[Taptapceo]

i got my hands on a aa-12 just incase of a roit or incase of zombies for a crowd i lve near dtroit

[paintballisawsome]

@Taptapceo and where did you get a AA12? because they arnt available to the public buddy.

[matascibirka]

Are you serious? Do you REALLY think there's going to be a "Zombie Apocalypse"?

[negkreyol21]

zombies are a haitian thing.the zombies of which you hollywood made up is nothing like the haitian mythology.altho hollywood zombies are far scarier

[DarkZTerminal]

you need many silent weapons

[dangerousboysclub]

your the last person im gonna come to if zombies come.

[RisingDead14]

OMG  FAIL

[iOverdrive117]

This video would be perfect if a zombie attacked him at the end.

[Nokande]

Where's the baseball bat, for close range encounters?

[ThatCrazyKid1234]

wat happens if u run out of ammo would u sit n a chair and eat a klondike bar?(background) what would u dooo 4 a klindike bar.

[linamean123]

Do we Need The Beer To?

[matascibirka]

@linamean123 Yeah.

[xhdc43x9]

another "zombie prep" video....for something that in REALITY will never happen. People put your effort into something REAL like a possible WROL or Big Brother takeover.

[Lapran3]

Good set of weapons, but why do you keep saying to use others as bait? When you find another surviver, fight along side them!

[CHETACHEEZSQR]

this guy doesnt actually believe zombies are going to kill us all does he?......... -__- what did we all just give up on alien takeover? zombies are like 1000x easier to kill than aliens... lets not all become SOFT now!

[FromTheLane11]

3:10 That pistol is used by Swedish police

[Kuwabaraification]

My friend that is a nice survival kit you have right there. I dont have any real guns but i have two .22 Air rifles with scopes and like 2x 18" machetes. Also incase it went viral i have my NBC suit and m95 gas mask. Also where i live (More or less the hills) we have a small river past my house and have already made around 4 bug out packs in the area. these are camoed up just incase we need to leave FAST and they have 5x 48hr food rations and 4Litres of water. I NEED GUNS.

[greendeval]

you guys need to get a fucking life.

[17777777chris]

how much did it all cost

[MrMattJPage]

i see a lot of guns..... but wheres all the ammo

[MultiSharpshot]

ill enjoy hunting with you sir

[gasmaskdude87]

you are one crazy motherfucker... good hunting...

[aaronilduce565]

you do know that zombies are not real.....

[ValhallaProduction11]

I'm not sword expert, but from the looks of it, your Katana would snap after 3 kills, and most likely the same goes for that Roman blade too.

[FreeThePlague]

@ValhallaProduction11 Katana:Yes, it would break quickly, however, it is a good stabber.

Gladius: Now that is a beast of a weapon. That is strong.

[ValhallaProduction11]

@FreeThePlague I don't know, it's build quality looks questionable.

[MyAwsomegamer]

I wish there would be a zombie infection.

Would just run around with a axe. xD

[FaithicsTV]

I'll take 3 kits.

[mavericktd]

Wow Zombies are about as real as the TMNT!!!!!!

WTF

[thereaper1520]

lol you sound good and drunk in this vid....NIce!

[MrMattyboy19]

What about a bow? As much as they are slow, they are pretty usefull with the right arrowheads.......

[p1an0hands]

You reeeeeaaaaallllly didn't think this through. No food nor water? Eating people gives you the shakes. No medicine/first aid/h20 purifiers? tent/tarp? rope? 50 pounds of weapons in your pack? What about ammo? Where will you find more 7.62, .45 ACP and 5.56? Nothing that fires .22 LR? Gladius and serrated blade are impractical. You have one dinky full tang blade. Zombies on fire are just more dangerous. I recommend thinking like a survivor and not a big noisy zombie steak.

[tauntscorpion]

that gun that gun right their

[benja20120]

balas

[killzer990]

i have all that, but better... I got a dildo bat, just try and beat that

[AGripOBabys]

get some real swords dude those are gonna fall apart day 1.

[mafiapride]

sounds like someone is fucking in the background in the beginning 

[FrenziedCalm]

@mafiapride ignore the noise at the beginning, thats just my wife and brother jumping on the bed upstairs together.

[blardave]

@FrenziedCalm IF THERES EVER AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.

[PrivateSeverGM]

@FrenziedCalm "Brother & Wife"

Dont You See whats wrong with this?

[Ant100mc]

@FrenziedCalm you forogt one of the most important things... YOU FORGOT TO PACK A PUNCH THE WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!

[MrOhyeah21]

@FrenziedCalm yeah... jumping... lol

[DOGxxFART]

YOU FVCKING CRAZY BAST!D

=D

[IsolationInstigation]

Ninja sword. Lol. Looked like a Katana, but it's most likely just a replica, in which case, it's useless in decapitating. A shame really.

[jackdagreb]

Baby zombies jesus lol

[jackdagreb]

Dude this guy is awsome if a zombie apocalypse does happen i'd like to survive with him.

[jackdagreb]

This guy really thinks a zombie apocalypse is gonna happen.

[701peter]

OK SOO IM JUST LIKE YOU! ME AND MY DAD HAVE HAD AN SURVIVAL KIT FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS! AND WERE JUST WAITING. MY DAD IS AND RETIRED MARINE AND IM AND JROTC GRADUATE AND FELLOW MARINE REQUITE AND MY DADA WAS SERGEANT FIRST CLASS! SO WHEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES WE LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS MINNESOTA SO IF YOUR IN THE AREA WELL BE HERE!

[georgeterro]

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