Hetalian Comedian- Dane Cook

[loveyangl1111]

canada reminds me of that boy from naruto that I can spell his name right

[MyPineapple97]

How to woo a Brit xxx =]]

[Trumpetgirlmusiclove]

XD Heh wow America taking Canada's ice cream

[deidara4me113]

Don't worry Mattie, you can just go get more from Cuba...you might get beat up a little before hand...but that's a good enough apology right? Free ice cream!

[boatonhana]

Canada... That was the fridge you opened.... TEH ICE CREAM IS IN TEH FREEZER!

[Dmania1000]

Why did you have to go put some shitty comedian on a good show

[8888DEATHtheKID]

OMG Canada Looks like Ed From Full Metal Alchemist 1:00

[ToughGirl98]

Hetalia + Dane Cook = WIN. :D

[Eidaaaaa]

0:27 The magazine cover's title is 'How to woo a Brit xxx'. USUK ftw.

[sammy153a]

you don't mess with Canada's ice cream

[origamihaloprincess]

3 people didn't know where their ice-cream went.

[origamihaloprincess]

Coincidentally, I was reading the magazine America was holding! ;D

[CuteBlackCatMaid]

Notice the "magazine" that America is reading.

[chg25425]

Guys, the fridge doesn't HAVE to be the bottom door. Also, milk can be frozen. It keeps it fresh. :P

[Memories570]

I LOOOOOVE THIS

[silverfangirl97]

Does anyone else see that the magazine America is reading is called "How to woo a Brit" ? no? just me?

[cherrypop146]

@silverfangirl97 Nooo, I saw it.

And I laughed very hard when I did.

[LittleMissMadHatter1]

Canada rape face...

America knows what's coming.

[FukaDesuNoto]

He keeps milk in his freezer?

[Russia2point0]

@FukaDesuNoto He keeps ice cream in his fridge?

[FukaDesuNoto]

@Russia2point0 "He whips that freezer door open" and there's 1% milk on the shelf.

[TheVampireRose]

His first mistake was leaving America and ice cream together in the same house... I mean seriously Canada that's like his crack...

[x3Treasurex3]

I laughed so hard... I almost cried. xDDDD

[TheNinjagrl101]

Did anyone see what Alfred was reading? XD "How To Woo A Brit."

[darkangel160]

I swear on my unborn colony's life, I did not take your ice cream.

[rioluluver200]

@darkangel160 he swore on Roanoke Island.

[darkangel160]

@rioluluver200

AAAAAWWWWW XDDDD Fuck, now Matt thinks I ate his ice cream!

[EverlightMelody]

HOW TO WOO A BRIT

[purple123447]

0:00

[mavoelker]

So fitting it's scary! ;u;

[xXSunnehKatXx]

I think it should be the oposite XD

[ladyknights104]

In Soviet Russia, the ice cream fucks you! *shot for terrible 'in Soviet Russia...' joke*

[Kasandwich]

Uhh Mattie..you opened the FRIDGE door. Ice cream is in the freezer

[MsAmayaAi]

The fact that Dane said, "Matt," and Canada was there.. It was just too perfect.

[ToritheKitty]

Where the fucks my icecream?

XD

[chg25425]

"Matt, I swear on my unborn child's life, I DIDN'T EAT YOUR ICE CREAM!"

[TheMightyMagicWeasel]

Lolololol. I watched this skit a couple of days ago, and immediately thought of Hetalia. Then I saw this.

...

I LOVE YOU<3

[Hetaliafan1127]

I'd be pissed too, if someone stole my icecream........

[HentaiSweetie]

Lol so perfect for them

[visualvexation]

Mattie's one scary mother fucker in this.

[Sunruner]

Mattie's expressions throughout are just... pricelss. I love how threatening he looks at the end <3

[konata4567]

isnt it ironic how this fits so well? im not even tryin to make a joke...

[GothLoliInTheUS]

oops, sorry i subscribed then unsubscribed.... i was trying to pause the vid~

[sealandfan02]

...Milk in the freezer? lolwut

[XxLeaveMeXx]

@sealandfan02 When I was babysitting one day, I was forced to watch a kid show. This family had an ENTIRE turkey in the freezer. a TURKEY.

[sealandfan02]

@XxLeaveMeXx XD A turkey!? Srsly?! Lol, why?

[XxLeaveMeXx]

@sealandfan02 Just because xDD And like, months go by in the show and the turkey remains stationary XD

[sealandfan02]

@XxLeaveMeXx pfffffft, what? uh, something tells me that turkey is no longer safe to eat! XD

[twilightprincess9500]

I love how his magizene is called "How to Woo a Britt" hahaha

[inusbabemakennah]

Is Alfred reading porn or ami imagining the "xxx" on his book?

[LittleMissMadHatter1]

Spooky O.o Dane Cook must watch Hetalia too!!! :D

[o0DemyxBubbles0o]

Alfrred: *reads aloud* "WARNING: NEVER FUCK WITH MATTIE'S ICE CREAM. HE WILL KILL YOU." *stares at the ice cream for a minute* ...I'm eatin' this ice cream!

Mattie: *beats him with a hockey stick* DON'T FUCK WITH MY ICE CREAM! EH!

[iggyxalfred4ever]

i like the book alfredds reading  XDDD

[BeyondTheClouds123]

America: Dude, Canada, the funniest thing happened today. I was here, being a good little American and this guy breaks in, and he has a gun, right? And he was after your ice cream. I, being the hero, had to stop him from eating your ice cream, so I heroicly put my life on the li9ne to run out into the hallway, use the neighbour's phone, and talk to England for like half an hour about this fuckin' weird in your house, eatin' your ice cream.

Canada: ... There's ice cream on your lip, idiot.

[pranxtorr]

I honestly thought Matt was going to ask where his maple syrup was.

[furious4543]

i never seen america so scared of canada before :)

[cylobaby27]

FAVORITE VIDEO EVER.

[HetaFanForever]

MATTAY!!!

[MissChikako]

Where the FUCK is Canada's ice cream?!?!?!

[Debraellen04]

I just keep on going to "MATTY~!"

[Mad4pocky]

I'm part Canadian and I'm EXACTLY like Canada

[TheAnimefreak33]

@Mad4pocky

i AM canadian and im just like that xD

[megakittypunk]

@Mad4pocky im not canadian and i am always like thhat!

[animekitten321]

as soon as he said "my buddy matt," i knew this would be perfect...

[TiNGE24]

I must have some Canadian blood in me, because I'm the same way (._.' )

"Who the hell ate the last ice cream bar?" ):<

[GloWaffRu114]

Should of been with cuba and canada!!!! XD

[MikuMiku1997]

I love Canada's last face~!

He's so sexy when he's going to snap!!

[Shisou11]

woah! 1:00

Mattie looks like he's gonna kill Alfred!

haha

thats the part they cut off

[Shisou11]

Canadaia+Angry= Your a dead man!

[zeetweet]

GAH

this fits too well XD

[TheNearwuzhere]

America- "I SWEAR ON IGGY AND MY UNBORN CHILDS LIFE I DIDINT EAT YOUR ICE CREAM!"

[Venicexvee]

"where the fucks my ice cream?" then he whips out a hockey stick and! ....you know what im gonna let you finish that thought...

[Justheretocomment91]

@Venicexvee uses it as a stripper pole to buy more ice cream with the tips :D

[BleedingOne1]

Hate Hetalia, but this is damn funny.

[WebkinzCPCatsterLove]

This fits almost perfectly

[heataliaisawesome]

canada keeps milk in the freezer...like a boss

[guilelessnocturne]

...That's not the freezer... XDXDXD

[flufiiii]

"How to woo a brit" AHAHAH XD give him free tea!

[AnimeLover164]

DO NOT eat Matthew's ice cream... he will keel you D: cuz he's tired of people forgetting him. YO GO MATTHEW >:D

[millstreamPoEm]

MAATT-AY!

[paranormalprincess09]

Me: Hey Canada would you kill America for stealing your ice cream?

Canada: yeah

Me: 0.0 okay then, can i have some ice cream?

Canada:No

Me:..fair enough

[RubySBunie]

Canada: Where's my ice cream

America: I-I-I ate it

Canada: angry/evil face

Five seconds later

Canada:*Beating up America* COUGH IT UP!! COME ON BARF IT UP!!

America: Barf!!

Canada: NOT ON ME DIP SHIT!!!

Never touch the ice cream Canda will do anything to get it back 0_o

[angelsclarity]

I will /NEVER/ touch your ice cream again canada! plz let me goooooooo!

[eeveeworld]

dude why carton of milk in fridge O:

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

NEVER come between Canada and his ice cream...

[OtakuBishounengirl]

did anyone notice that matty opened the fridge door, not the freezer? xDDD

[IAmKulorful]

@OtakuBishounengirl Maybe That's why he couldn't find his Ice cream :3

[OtakuBishounengirl]

@IAmKulorful lmao i laughed so hard wen i read that!!!! x'D

no wonder i cant find MY ice cream! (:O lol

[IAmKulorful]

@OtakuBishounengirl :)

[cookinglover78]

I love you.

[flashhasonewing]

How you gonna invite America and expect the ice-cream to still be in the fridge?

[SuperSwiftheart]

I was like MATT!

[PotatoCow1]

omg, everything about this vid fits PERFECTLY for canada. XD

"eh"

"mattie"

"where the f***'s my icecream?"

[ZoeMariRome2]

ha i did not notice that tought it does make sense he..he..he ^J^

[caghoiy]

That wasn't an angry face, that was a raepface.

[rose323232]

The freezer is obviously the bigger half because of all the ice-cream.

[Kramer02]

Ever Notice How They Both Go Batshit CRAZY For Ice Cream?

[Rocitboi12]

@Kramer02  .......holy snickerdoodle you're right...... >:D AMERICA!!CANADA!!!I GOT ICE CREAM!!!

America and Canada:ICE CREAM!?!?!?

Canada:*charges at me*ICE CREAM!!

America:*tackles me*GIIIIMEEEEEHH!!!!

[icanhaspudding]

i cant believe how perfectly this fits them XDDD

[TheLVG12]

In my group of friends I'm Canada (Matthew) I love him! ^D^ MINE, BITCH! >:E

[MiyuuAyame]

isn't the freezer supposed to be the smaller door i think the reason he couldn't find his ice cream is because he looked in the fridge

[XxMoonLitNightxX1]

Beware of Canada XD

[2345Rabbit]

@XxMoonLitNightxX1 who? xD

[XxMoonLitNightxX1]

@2345Rabbit The guy whose....where'd he go? XD

[2345Rabbit]

@XxMoonLitNightxX1 where'd who go? XD

[XxMoonLitNightxX1]

@2345Rabbit Odd wasn't someone right there

Canada: I'm right here...

[2345Rabbit]

@XxMoonLitNightxX1 Ikr i thought someone was there too...oh well *shrug*

[VampireTears13]

I dieeed at the end, that was so amazing XDDDD

[Rinamaster]

Crap, now I'm scared of Canada...... O.o

[WolfOfTheBeyond]

This made my mostly sleeping day xD

[taang4evah]

"How to woo a brit"

Sorry, it flashed so fast I wanted people to see what was on the book :3

[samjean1122]

lol right at the end, my reaction was OH SHIIIT!!!

XD

[lovelessvampyre]

I swear on my UNBORN CHILD I didn't eat your fuckin' icecream!

*birth complications, England's baby dies*

FUCK! Now Matt's gonna think I ate his fuckin ice cream!

[MarveledStarWatcher]

0:27 . Anyone else see on the magazine "how to woo a brit?" I must get that magazine.

[wolvesandtea]

OHMYGOD. ME AND MY FRIEND WERE REENACTING THIS!

[Key2Magic]

Two people took Matt's ice cream and never saw the light of day again.

[blukinoseXD]

The person who ate Mattie’s ice cream disliked this :3

[toboe333]

This is perfect!!

[Venicexvee]

"how to whoo a brit"

like a boss.

[Picturecat11]

Haha I love Canada lol. Woo your brit America, woo him.. lol

[DemonDancingDove]

Alfred. Run. NOW.

[iBoysLike]

Any1 else noticed the book "How to woo a brit?" :3

[AnimeLover164]

@iBoysLike Yup lol. XD

[ShockieXKagamine]

Don't fuck with Canada's ice cream.

[maryelizabethodonnel]

@ShockieXKagamine No, not just Canada's ice cream, but everyones' ice cream Too

i would say the same think to my mom or bro. Now that i think about it "Where the Fuck is my Ice Cream?!" =_=

[TheWhiteRoseTurk]

"Matty~!" Loved that face expression~! >:D

[Kagimine]

Why does this work so well?

Canada loves icecream, his name is Matt, and Dane Cook reminds me of America xD

[AwesomePrussiaSama]

Never get between the North American brothers and their ice cream. That's a mistake you will not make twice.

[zigthefig]

...eh.

[sillygurl24601]

lol thats so fucking funny

[LenLovesCookies424]

''How to woo a brit''.....hmmm~ America, are you suggesting something? Honhonhonhon~

[VitalRegionsPlz]

That's an interesting magazine you got there..........

[UnoIsayAHxD]

This is a lesson America had to learn the hard way. NO ONE touches Canada's ice cream. xD

[secretsbehindsmiles]

0:26 Bet he got that from France...

[TouhouVampires]

silly matthew...

the ice cream is in the freezer. not the fridge.

XP

[dinobublz]

wouldve been better if America and Canada SWITCHED

[peacefulxninja]

you should continue this the "i sware i did not eat your ice cream" is totally something america would do!^^

[DoctorSnapple]

"How to woo a brit"

Hah, I see what you're doing there, America.

[rossiyabraginski]

America: AIISUUUUUU~

Canada: NOMINE.

[Redyetz]

They're brother's all right. But since when did Canada start caring about Ice cream. xD

[iluvanime35]

@Redyetz Since Cuba became his friend~ :D

[animeXtechnoXRWJ]

@Redyetz Since he became north american :P

[Sanzoline]

Hahahaha scary Canada is awesome!!!!

[ragdollchan]

Oh my gosh this is so funny XD And I could actually see something like this happening.

[AzurillAOtaku]

The one dislike is from Canada, he still wants his fucking icecream.

[Otakufangirlism]

Canada Rage o_o Don't u mess with it XD

[MayuhoHiruhota]

XD OMFG!!! Ice Cream!!!!

[ShadowMaskTheCat]

XD dont mess with matthews ice cream. EVER.

[XxKuramaXmexX]

THIS WAS PERFEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!! <3333 Nice job man. xDDDD <3

[ShadesofRainbows]

NEVER MESS WITH A CANADIAN'S ICE CREAM

[animeXtechnoXRWJ]

heh.... glad your staying here bro.... where the fuck is my ice cream...?

[LunaWing118]

Where the fuck is my icecream!!!!!!!!

[NightyAl1]

i love how america has a cat face thro the whole vid XD

note - 1% milk in frezzer

americas magazine - how to woo a brit xxx

[msbloweverythingup]

DUDE YOU SHOULD CRASH ON MY FUTON!!!!

[animeXtechnoXRWJ]

MATTIE! lol dude glad your staying here bro... where the fuck is my ice cream

[iAmThePrettyGirl]

I love America's face when he screams "MATTIE.!!"

[ChocoChanny]

XD That was so pure awesome like. . .Prussia awesome. xD

I love the part at 0:27 just pause it and read the mag he's reading. Ha! XD

[Hinatachan121]

LOL! XD

[1mangaluver]

Dude, this is so spot on I spit out my coffee and choked on my bagel at the same time. LIKE A BAWS!!!

[drefeno]

I love how the show got that right. North Americans are suckers for ice cream C:

[Kuakusi]

'How to woo a Brit XXX'

... aww fuck yea.

[khluver02]

this is soo perfect for the two of them XD

[NightyAl1]

XD lmfao

[jaymezabc]

OMFK! I just watched this for the billionth time and i noticed Al's magazine says "How to woo and brit" xDD LMFAO!

America! You stole Canada's present from Cub