How To Get Girls' Phone Numbers

[venue1908]

How to make love with girl friend ??

[welheytherehowareyou]

such a lol

[MustyMoutain]

Ricky Bobby doesn't know what to do with his hands.

[TGRViewer]

I still don't understand what he says... Need subtitle here please :D (but basically I'll try later, because I don't want to be a forever alone)

[Knoughts]

FOREVER ALONE

[AntiMatterWave]

A girl got my number from my friend, she sent me a text before I found out so that's how I got her number. It was pretty weird because she didn't say who she was in the text, all she said was "u wanna go swimming with me?" as I came to find out she was SERIOUSLY attracted to me... I'm still very concerned about her mantal health

[MrTysuya]

@AntiMatterWave then u should take the chance to see her in her BIKINI!!!

[AntiMatterWave]

@MrTysuya No need, she sends me sexy pictures regularly including one topless one, plus we're kinda planning on having sex pretty soon so... yeah...

[MrTysuya]

@AntiMatterWave u should send me some!!! Whoo la la

[AntiMatterWave]

@MrTysuya I would but I'm one of those rare people who means it when they say that the pictures are just for them

[KBMadhouse]

He's actually right, people are just stupid.

[BeNmOrRiS2kAi10]

 ''Maybe have a sneak at hr...uh.... TITS''

[GermanFootballPlayer]

LOSER.

[BBOYDRAW2]

...you take a girl by the hand...real gentle like...and you smirk...NOT smile completely, but enough to make her wonder why you're smiling at her...but as long as you're composed she'll feel your confidence...and you say to her..."excuse me...but I was wondering if I could ask you something?"

She'll say yes. This is the moment. "I don't mean to be so forward...and I don't usually do this...but I was wondering...(slight pause)...could I interest you in going halves on a baby?"

[iceblitzyt]

@BBOYDRAW2

OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[anannNeTrOn]

i love rabbits

[RTRVII]

WHATZUP WITH THE HANDS YO!!! guessing thats the real trick here LOL

[thesanti862]

stoner

[oFolzy]

0:02 what you're basically saying is that you wank too much

[pkexzer]

I walk so she se me then I pretend not seing and if she looks after me I ask...

[nebhuskers923]

Who is this high guy shaking his hands at me?

[RoguOutbreak]

Ok mr sex pro Barney lovin KFC finna do

[KiedisTheGreat]

Fuckin just be like yo can I have ur number so I can txt u up and we can chill sometime! That easy. Fuckin trial and error my friends. And if they say no then fuck it. They don't wanna get to know u. Move on.

[DreamFall1123]

бля,что я делаю на этом канале?

[leonoralicious]

thanks for the tips

[xoxpriscilla]

phone book stalk

[ZakkSparxx]

Hey, how long did it take to become an expert in sex.? Trololo

[Kevn3000]

is he pretending to juggle tits in his hands?

[Vaprrenon]

If a guy followed his advice...I would fibd him incredibly creepy and immature

[R1K4RD05]

those hand gestures are lame and make you look even more like an idiot than you already do so please stop it makes people twitch

[qwertzq1]

haha why do they disable the comments on their next video??

[behindthesoul]

Why is he moving his hands all the time?

[su6a8i]

I don’t think he uses his hands enough..

[BrightonDubstep]

"And also, make sure you emphasise every syllable with a waving hand gesture, and wobble your face around like some sort of bobble-head"

[demuthjon]

lay off the drugs man

[demuthjon]

i seriously think this guy is baked out of his mind. lay off

[genuinemale84]

What do you do after getting her number to keep her interested?

[mcm4point2o]

dude looks sooo stoned

[MrPauull]

great

[shamel95]

VideoJug, have you ever think to make a video of 'How To Unsubscribe' ?

[caitlynnjm]

Omg do not stalk random girls before asking for their number.....

It will just make you seem creepy and disgusting..

social network stalk for info on a girl to get her number = BAD

[munkysquared]

ballbag

[allseevid]

just go there and rape her

[pancake1021]

@allseevid nmwejfnkjenfjkenfkejrnf hahahshahhdhashdhasdhashd asomfg u made my fuckin day ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahahahhahah looool

[soulesssniper]

expecto patronum!

[annoyingsquirt]

I watch these videos when i need a good laugh

[totogirl0]

I really doubt this guy has a girlfriend...

[FilthyFloor]

@totogirl0 It is because he knows the mistakes, and therefor can guide people!

[linky202]

Can you even imagine the outcome of asking a girl on a date using this guys technique??

"hey wanna join my bowling team?? were playing boys against girl hehe" what is this 3rd grade?!

[kmbbmk1]

This a joke,right?

[jaysaykay]

Anyone else saw the thumbnail on this vid and thought he was derping? xD

[myfood123]

Keep the Likes and Dislikes equal if you hated the video.

[vincemargiotta]

he reminds me of ricky boby in his first interview

[bubrub23]

I'm subbed for the funny comments :)

.. anyone else?

[Kevbox2008]

(0:32) Did you just give me the finger?!?!?! O_O

[Pempkek]

There's a 50:50 chance to get a girl's number? that's like saying it's a 50:50 chance to win in the lottery. Either you win or you lose.

[ch0k1ngh4z4rd]

So basically, you go up to her, say something, and then ask for it? Amazing! I would never have imagined--

You know what, its not worth it, its just easier to say this was retarded.

[TheNinjabner]

step one: show her your schlong

step two: get number of her friend and bang her sister

[eri4valentino]

loooooooooooooooooooooool i like the advice but not true...it wont work believe me,....

[ajuk1]

It should say "Girls' Phone numbers" with an apostrophe.

[Nandanyx]

D= I would never give my number to a boy like him: 1. he's a douchebag, 2. he's ugly and 3. I don't think we have something in common D=

[JAZZDoctor100]

fake :(



[BenGman32]

is this guy serious

[anniscalling]

@BenGman32 not sure

[hyperhappihippie]

you're an expert in sex you say ;)

just joshin' ya

YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG

[valentino1000]

Whose fingers are those?

[kezzymodo]

What a loser.

[micger]

Thanks dude!

[Cybix]

thanks bro, i went out and scored like 14 numbers using these tips and tricks.

[ExNightZ]

y do people dislike this?

[norwaysye]

or watch the pick up guys... they know what they're doing

[villainmack]

whaever!

[LoneLegoProductions]

''Leading you by the hand through dating problems'' *close up on his ear*

[FindingMeaning]

is he preparing to back hand me?

[FindingMeaning]

LOL i doubt this guy is an expert in dating and sex

[Screamersammy]

thats a good way to ask for a number. Im a girl and I would give him my number if the guy was like that.

[yellowsparklefish337]

@Screamersammy me too. i always get angry when i watch the beginning of their videos, but in the end they always make sense.

[fatalitydead]

You're full of shit.

[awosufan12]

opppeennn your eyyyeess!



[appleglory]

expert at sex? what the fuck

[gregstube10]

@527919619 LOL U FAIL

[junkateria]

As a girl, the invite to bowling saying we need a few extra girls, or saying some friends are going to the cinema is stupid. It is so unspecific. She doesn't know she's your date. She thinks she's just one of the group. She could end up going for a drink after with one of your friends. Really dumb move.

[ncawadias]

If you wanna increase your chances, hold a stack of money.

[kjfivetweezy]

Why does he use his hands so much, for real lol

[NastyLucas]

Just steal her phone, call yourself in it, see if it has her address. Then spend the next 3 months stalking her and if posting obnoxious poems or some of your pubes through the letterbox fails you've always got chloroform!

[MerlilithProductions]

I just ask n they give it... Try being friends 1st Thats how it works.

[527919619]

@gregstube10 LOL U FAIL



[MrSentriz]

i bet this guy is single..

[dduble07]

step one: get a shit ton of money. Step two: get bitches

[prinsesed1]

is it just me or is his nose abnormal?

[BiffyBiro]

you're a "sex, dating and relationships expert" and your best advice is to have a cheeky stalk of her facebook?

[ElioCordonaido]

I disliked this, before I even watched it.

[ElioCordonaido]

@ElioCordonaido

.. and after watching this for 12 sec, I knew this was the right thing to do.



[SadhuDnB]

"have a sneak on her social networking profile"...and liking a profile picture wich is 8 months old

[SadhuDnB]

this guy is sooooo creepy

[Hilaryfay20]

Hahahaha I am a Female as well and this is a load of silliness Men out there watching this I wouldn't listen to what he is telling you to do.

[Killbore1]

@Hilaryfay20 I know from past experience that this does not work. Had a girl I liked working with me and I screwed it up by doing this. Still bothers me that I screwed that up =/

[xeonmusk]

@Hilaryfay20 so how do we get her number?

[Hilaryfay20]

@xeonmusk Each girl is different but all I can tell you is that you should try to be friends before you try to get in her pants. Try to get her name and or email before her number and find her on Facebook then talk on Facebook and get her number that way act more like a friend not a guy interested in her. Most of my female friends have gotten there boyfriends this way. That only works for actual relationships not hook ups.

[xeonmusk]

@Hilaryfay20 thanks :)

[quni11]

step one : dont watch this piece of shit

step two : follow next steps

step three : find girl

step four :walk up to her

step five : say "give me your fucking phone number"

step six : if she didnt gave you the number you have to be a gay ;/

step seven : dont read it, its not funny

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

I am a female and I can confirm that this is total bullshit.

[WhatsAfterThisPlace]

Step One: Dont be Andy Jones.

[zk453]

step one : dont upload stupid videos on videojug

[fretjebobo]

why are his hands still moving....?

[blondielocks369]

Dickhead!!

[nitoro81]

For some reason I expected him to advertise his book at the end.

[nitoro81]

Phone numbers? Make a video about how to get girls pussy, instead.

[kulturatka]

@ 1:24 what's the point in getting a girl's number if you haven't spoken to her first???

[nitoro81]

Phone numbers? Make a video about how to get girls pussy, instead.

[oSAMKIDo]

Let's face it, if your watching this then your probably a virgin.

[ForumBlackwolfdave]

man I remember when videojug videos used to be fun and useful but not anymore ¬¬

[imlippy75]

What a pleb!

@mini0mk -yeah that'd probably work better :D lol.

[mini0mk]

Or just use my chat up line that never seems to fail. "Get in the fucking van!"

[fishcrazy104]

twat

[gian0pa]

don't forget to stay and keep talking after you get number. otherwise they won't answer or say they can't make it.

[defect530]

girls love a quick tea bagging.

[sjuttioelva]

Step one: ASK HER! omg its not harder than that

[donofthekuwait]

isn't a dog enough ?

[preciouskiss3]

While i was watching this a porn site pop up on my screen...Yeah

[FanOmbladon]

step one: pay for hers number or tell her you've got ballz of steel.

[AnglSummer4]

This guy is an expert in relationships and sex? YEAH OK. He looks like Snape's retarded cousin.

[MadHatter52190]

Should I wave my hands around like that too?

[Teranex]

Is this a video on how to be a proffesional stalker?

[Tykeronia]

@Teranex Stalkers don't make contact. :O

[TheCrichen]

step 1: don't be a pussy

done!

[senorcardgage678]

This guy has the most retarded facial expressions. It looks like he's trying to poop or something.

[bethanyg95]

Step 1: Get her drunk

[baker4242]

Note to self: Do not copy hand motions.

[sachin1q]

IS IT SAFE TO HOLD UP MY POO..........you see i live in an apartment, and my toilet stinks, so at times like on a friday afternoon when i come home school i get the urge to poo, but i dont like to use my toilet for sanitary reasons, so i just hold up my poo for the weekend until monday morning in school then i evacuate my bowels. I just want to know, is this safe or am i at the risk of getting sick or something..................BTW i have no problem peeing at home because im a boy

[davidsplash]

his eyebrows look like ma gurl s pussyhait, haha lolz

[SIDSingleIrishDude]

step one : say " can i have your no.?"

Step two : stop practicing this on yourself and go ask some half drunk girl in a bar.

[nazykid]

Where dose he get his eye brows waxed

[PennyDropper]

This guy knows what he's talking about. But his sentence structure is like nails on a chalkboard.

Anyway I have a good one for you all:

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

[CosmoCatKyoko]

What the hell did I just watch? D:

I think I'm finally wrong here... can't remember the last video from videojug that I loved like the ones back in the days.

Makes me sad to see what you have become.

[SamyaDaleh]

Just ask her ... if she say's no, ask for her email. If still no, she doesn't like you.

[Vaprrenon]

I wouldn't give this guy my number.

[icecool1065]

@Vaprrenon Bitch.

[JaspertheViking]

Step one: Stalk...

[XvXIRISHXvX]

"I'm sorry, I've lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

[UnknownV1]

Why am I still subscribed?

[Rimzeykid]

im going to repeatidly spin my hands

[darkpassenger01]

One word Roofies

[MB3Productions]

How do you "unsubscribe". This sucked.

[sugarboy98]

@MB3Productions Are you mad because they didn't make a 'How to get Boys phone numbers'?

[MB3Productions]

@sugarboy98 No, but your father is. I myself am married to a Cuban hottie who's given me 3 wonderful children. :-)

[sugarboy98]

@MB3Productions Pal, throwing pathetic insults at me is pathetic, if you really are married to so Cuban whore then I suggest you grow the fuck up and act your age, also that emoticon isn't fucking necessary, don't use it.

[MB3Productions]

@sugarboy98 1st of all, I'm not your "pal". Secondly, your nose and jaw would be broken, your pelvis cracked and your ribs fractured if you were ever in front of me for insulting my queen like that. The fact that you resorted to insults and cursing are indicative of your insecurity and homosexual tendencies. Embrace who you are! You are a "Rump Ranger". You "pitch for the other team". You are a "fudge packer" and a "sausage smoker". It's okay to come out. Don't let the anger consume you

[sugarboy98]

@MB3Productions Actually I've realised that this argument isn't going anywhere, so I'm going to do other internet things, please don't bother saying that I'm backing out because I can't come back with an insult because I won't reply, nice speaking to you.

[MB3Productions]

@sugarboy98 agreed. However, honestly I can't say speaking to you was nice. But I still shouldn't have lost my temper. I just love my wife and she's never known another man but me, so you calling her what you did brought out my old self. My original comment was just a joke. Probably in bad taste, but a joke nonetheless. Take care.

[MB3Productions]

This guys has never obtained a girls phone number. This is a sham! Sham-Wow. He has, however, scored sex in a men's public restrooms quite often. He met George Michaels there. :-p

[Remix039]

Step one: Walk up to a girl.

Step two: Shake with your hands infront of your head while saying random stuff.

Step three: ?????

Step four: PROFIT

[Davequirky]

videojug what have you become. i can remember when i could like a videojug video before hitting play and not regret it by the end. now its just painful to watch.

[annoyingsquirt]

I did not understand anything that this guy just said.

[woodenhead2050]

How to get a girls phone number.. Kill her.. Steal the phone from her dead corpse..hide body .. Job done

[themattrebel]

i think those are someone elses hands that CONTINUOUSLY SHAKE IN FRONT OF HIS FACE . . .

[watchtower183]

@themattrebel After I read this, I was not listening anymore.... :))

[Lihaschu]

alright that's it... UNNNSUBSCRIIIIBE

[LLOYD19851012]

How can I stop being in the friend zone? I meet a girl, get to know her well, then friend zone.

[RafaelDivoz]

this chanel is going to hell :S

[TheWhatsupFilms]

this videos should be called

how not to get laid

[RTRVII]

USEFUL VID!!

[thomas5070]

how to get a girl's number? simple: ask her for it on a piece of paper, and at the same moment she hands it to you, you hand her another piece of paper with your own number on it... win/win situation

[ForeverBreathe]

@bern2006 no. I'll be your YouTube friend if you want though LOL

[TheOnlineVariety]

Hey, What's your name ? her- emilie.... johnson..... - runs to yellowpages

ready these pick-up lines work everytime:

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

What’s a nice girl like you