Facejacker - Bacon Rolls Drive Thru (Both Full Clips)

[Enderschoice]

The chap looks like he's high, no offense.

[iluvlysergicacidDye]

it's buseys brother

[ryeable]

Enjoy your lunchings

[iaplminute]

deep in heart of the moira valley

[ggfobsta]

@Tricky he's scratching his left arm with his right arm.

[xoBOSSox]

HALLO

[Cifyra]

~_O HELLO?

[DontPanicDan]

SO MUCH BACONZ!

[t2kojo]

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[roydagger]

I love eating the bacons!!

[andylovesrock]

remember moiras is affiliated with.... hello can i help you hahaha

[mantooth3245]

shiiiiit ! thats the best ever!!!

[jamstock]

His eyes are twitching with all the repressed rage. I would have lost it by then!

[echin31]

noooo bacon rolls....

[ierapetra23]

laughed so hard everybody in the house is up and my girlfriend is bitching i woke her up and still laughing

[w33n0r]

this...is pretty retarded, honestly

[Robinson4643]

poor guy, but LOL!!!!

[17Hugo94]

Other than this sketch I found Facejacker disappointing. I love this Irish guy's accent - he gets so angry!!

[jgq85]

GNO BACON ROWLLS

[pttika]

Never seen a man's eyes go so far in the opposite direction in my life, man that guy must have been pissed off...!

[ROFLITSCHRIS]

0:36 - 0:39

lol

[JerFhilm]

Hold your bacon rolls. LOL I've been saying that for a few days now

[stuffemburgers]

not enough bacons.

[MercOhra]

lmfaoooooo

[666satanluvr]

hallo!

[JOEANDDEANSTUDIOS]

@RageAgainst92

that took me lyk 3 years to read I never knew it was possible to wite so much rubbish In the 1 comment (this vid is epic)

[sa269]

serves not only food but also dreams.

[weava2000]

How many bacon rolls you wantings sir? We don't have so much bacons.

[SenorCornChip]

Hallo!

[IamTheRealSolidSnerk]

He has 1 class eye.

[sashmuscle]

@IamTheRealSolidSnerk

is it a high, mid or low class eye?

[Smblume]

@sashmuscle Haha, I see what u did there

[fizzbar]

moderate prides itself on its prostitution service, one hundred ninety kph winds at 57 pants.. and thanks again for using wirless LOL

[SportsTriumphs]

his eye twitches when hes upset

[nwallace824]

A funny clip

[mikeytoon24]

"We dont have so much bacons"

Classic.

[showmethemonies]

no bacon rolls, 14 bacon rolls , hallo halllo hallo.........omg, i want to go to moiras!!!! yeah by the way what the hell was goin on wth that guys sleeve?

[adelinaapp]

hahahah his arm twitching a 0:48 and his eyes are uneven

[smidge146]

What the fuck is up with that guys eye?!

[swettybettybob]

@smidge146 it's glass..

[SwissTheDon]

hahahaha lol

[laurfm93]

"It serves not only food but dreams"lmao,classic!

[laurfm93]

"The total amount for your order is £192.57p lmao!!

[ElJorgeLopez]

Watch "ElJorgeLopez" vid! Hope u like it!

[joshwakeman]

i fucking hate this guy's voice AHHH!

[wayatyourface]

he only blinks his right eye :S

[lazer1235]

hahahaha facejacker so fuckin funny

[TINGLEY123]

thick irish twat

[richystran1]

@TINGLEY123 For a start hes not irish, you stupid twat, hes northern irish which is a big difference, a) we speak differently, b) we are not thick infact in gcse and a levels we whip the ass off all british schools end of.

In reality your are being quite thick, and if your british you should be ashamed of calling a fellow countryman thick as we are british citizens too! Get an education first and then comment!

[BattleFront213]

@richystran1

It's You're, not your.

Get an education first and then comment.

[richystran1]

@BattleFront213  Alright keyboard warrior!

[showmethemonies]

@richystran1 get a life saddoo! who cares... its funny! and if u want to get technical he is irish, as it is an island that happens to be occupied! learn ur history! r u his kid or something u irish twat! x

[PAC1977IRISH]

@showmethemonies no need to get racist you cunt even though he's a twat.

[saelaird]

Hilarious

Funniest thing I've ever seen! Sooo many stereotypes

[dannybye2k8]

ahahah jesus people form southern england are stupid as shit.

[matrix4022]

@dannybye2k8 That guys Irish!

[springbox1982]

are you a retard wheres the English accent??

[sealy123456789]

@dannybye2k8 so are people from wherever you're from... that guy's from Ireland you fucking dickfuck

[ClubAnimal1]

@dannybye2k8 ahahah you are stupid as shit that guy is irish you dinny cunt

[gregstainer]

genius! lol

[NobleGangsta13]

HELLO HELLO HELLO loool

[billze6]

LMFAO "halo halooo HALOO"

[xbtommyboy1]

hello hello hello hello hello

[davycrocket19]

we dont have soo much bacons LOl

[Fent93]

wtf is his arm doing at 0:43 lol

[toocoolcat]

This is so funny.

But should the man be driving. Look at his eyes

[pembo3000]

the wonderfull world of moiras lol

[JUSTING101]

lol use the transcribe audio

is a burger far that not only sells fluids but trains

[kittennadia]

lol

[madapi82]

Could this guy even tell you where he's looking? lol :-)

Sounds more like ringing a banks call centre!

[MsJadexO]

LOL @ his face at 0:37 !

[yahoozle123]

LOL TROLL'D

[gcowings]

"HALLO, HALLO, HALLO.....HALLO?"

[MiseriaContare]

I live in Moira xD Happyy dayys HAHA! Laughed my bag off!

[agentmrp]

this as been the best one on facejacker so far :)

[DjQuick2008]

The video is filmed in moira its about 12 miles from where i live

[NurgTheJedi]

What a gormless Irishman

[edforrest18]

@NurgTheJedi He's from northern ireland which is technically british not irish

[johnprice420]

how many baygon rolls are you wantings sir, we only have so much baygons..

[willz87child]

Fuckin hilarious!

[JDKempton]

'hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello'

[Tricky898]

at 0:48 wtf is that twitching on his arm??

[BanditTA79]

@Tricky898 It's wind blowing his sleeve

[xlynx9]

@BanditTA79 it's his other hand scratching it you wally.

[jgq85]

@Tricky898

Looks like he's scratching his arm with hand on other arm

[jgq85]

@Tricky898

wait I take my comment back

lol 0:36 you can see something's sitting on his arm under his sleeve.

wtf is that

[dalygav]

@Tricky898 

its wind

[TheSpyChecker]

@Tricky898 MAGGOTS

[stevenconnell681]

fucking brilliant! made me cry :L

[DjQuick2008]

i see the taxi driver that gets wound up every day looooool

[Yadablahblahblahbla]

2 large bacon rolls please! And 4 bacon rolls! 2 more bacon rolls! 4 bacon roll- how many bacon rolls are you wanting sir we only has so much bacons! No more bacon rolls! Just 14 bacon rolls!

I love the internet service providings guy and now I love him EVEN MOAR <3

[andrewmccluskey123]

i live beside there lol

[stevenconnell681]

@andrewmccluskey123 is it near belfast?

[andrewmccluskey123]

@stevenconnell681 nah mate quite a while away like everytime i go in i cat keep a straight face

[stevenconnell681]

@andrewmccluskey123 aw right, yeah i could imagine so :L it's brilliant.

[spkligh]

Hello?

[bristolsi]

Deep in the valley is a burger bar that sells not only food, but dreams! Haha - love it! Facejacker is the best thing in a very long time!!

[amir123786]

funny but thats some1's dad

feel abit tight on the guy

[BRUCEM59]

@amir123786 I feel really bad 4 some reason

[DoctorLawrenceGordon]

@BRUCEM59 i guess its because his cockeyed

[richystran1]

@DoctorLawrenceGordon Man hes lost an eye at some stage! Hes not cockeyed!

[poynter14]

Hold your bacon rolls hold your bacon rolls, hello hello hello...etc aha

[ManOfManyTalentz]

hello hello hellooooooooooooooo lmaoooooo

[RossHession]

No Bacon Rolls! How many bacon rolls you be wanting sir, we dont have so much bacons. LOL

[kaine180]

so funny, best thing i have seen in a long time

[MsJadexO]

lmfao - i can watch this over & over and i still laugh at 'hallo, hallo, hallo' x

[Brazy11]

haha they couldnt of picked a more retarded guy to do it on :) lol !

Fair play to him though !

[XbethlouiseX]

haha class :) x

[ihaterave]

@Spartacis110 ots becuase he has a glass eye, that's why his eyes are kinda strange !

[xxxxMDMAxxxx]

what a sport that guy was hahah fair play

[monkeydirt13]

pure magic

[MrMikeyTV100]

class

[skullstar96]

its nothern island not liverpool

[PETEHARLEY95]

0:35 look at his eyes lmaaoo :D

[cloughieisking]

@PETEHARLEY95

You Cunt

[spkligh]

everything is large you tubba shit

[lesnar01]

i cant wait to get this dvd best show ever

[NaimCF]

'how many bacon rolls you wanting sir we dont have so many bacons' ROFLMAOCOPTER

[down4whatever2009]

lol what a fuckin melon !

[TheRealEmilyF55]

4 bacon rolls 2 bacon rolls 4 bacon rolls no more bacon rolls just 14 bacon rolls

[babyshambles93]

@TheRealEmilyF55

How many bacon rolls are you requiring, i dont think we have enough bacons

lool

[cmdusty01]

i kinda feel sorry for him

[oxford412]

lool, liverpool cunt "two fish supers" :L

[sparticus110]

he only blink with one eye lol

[IRISHboi2k8]

moira is one for all

[cmdusty01]

one of the epicest things ever

[smnjms]

"Deep in the heart of the Moira valley, there lies a burger bar, that sells not only food... but dreams"

[chuckieandeddy]

hello

[ijazhassan]

No more baconanz rolls pleeeeeeeeeeeeeessssseeeeeeee!

[ijazhassan]

No more baconanz rolls pleeeeeeeeeeeeeessssseeeeeeee!

[IIRaNdOmZzII]

@rageagainst92 where did u get that from wikipedia?

[RageAgainst92]

@IIRaNdOmZzII Nope. I study economic politics and have lived in Northern Ireland my whole life.

[SmithzGFX]

HALLO. HALLO. HALLO. HALLO. No bacon rolls... 4 more bacon rolls! lmfao

[gavin09mcfc]

Actually northern Ireland is in the u.k, not Britain

[Missherbsmoker]

"how many bacon rolls are u wanting sir we dont have so many bacons"

OMG ROFL I ACTUALLY CRIED WITH LAUGHTER AND SPLIT MY SIDES!

[GoonerTaylor]

Myris prides itself on it's fast effcient service lololol

[NonJay92]

NORTHERN IRELAND RULES!!

[missmusictou]

love it!!!

[DannySMalone]

What the fuck is wrong with the guys right eye lol.

[nickjb01]

@DannySMalone

his eyes move independantly. he's a chamelion lol.

[MrBuggaLugs]

How many bacon rolls you are wanting sir? We don't have so much bacons.

[heroesfan235]

the total amount of your order is £192.57

LMAO LMAO LMAO LOL LOL LOL :D

[TV4fools]

Not ONLY food... but dreaams! maaaggiiccaalll

[JOEANDDEANSTUDIOS]

This guy is from lurgan, which is in ireland

[RageAgainst92]

@JOEANDDEANSTUDIOS Correction: Northern Ireland. This place is a 10 minute drive from where I live :)

[JOEANDDEANSTUDIOS]

@RageAgainst92 same thing, its still in ireland

[RageAgainst92]

@JOEANDDEANSTUDIOS It;s really not. One is in an economy that is now the poorest in europe, and is also majoritarily of roman catholic decendancy. Northern Ireland is part of the larger economy, and is majoritarily protestant.

Ireland=Ireland.

Northern Ireland= The British Isles and Northern Ireland.

Northern ireland is part of Britain. Saying they are the same, is like saying Canada is America,

[CC1477]

@RageAgainst92 get a life!

[IRISHboi2k8]

@JOEANDDEANSTUDIOS yeesssaa

[sycoman999]

one large cokes plz!!!

[mintayy]

this is one of a kind!! haha

[zWHITEHAWKz]

(There lies a burger bar that lies in the middle of nowere were they sell not only burgers but also dreams) FUCKING LOL!

[zWHITEHAWKz]

well thats the crap new youtube.

[zWHITEHAWKz]

FUCKING LOL

[MrOscarstan]

Soo funny

[judemunkey360]

hilarious

[Janus108]

No bacon rolls. No bacon rolls! No bacon rolls! None! Hold the bacon rolls please. Hold your bacon rolls.

LMAO! Funniest thing I've seen all year.

[yamasajew]

lol whats up with his eye lol

[CynicalVision]

It looks like a glass eye.

[safcvikki]

classsss haha funniest thing av ever seen this year... lafin my tits reet off!

[MarkTeePee]

Haha the caption youtube feature gets it so wrong. It translates no bacon rolls as 'think it goes' then he says no bacon rolls again and translates it as 'poll Clifton holds' haha!

[JustFunnyVids]

0:35 pause look at his face and the closed captions says "197 kilometers per hour winds at 57 pants :P

[JustFunnyVids]

@sealy123456789 0:11 you know yes my daughter was wrong! lol its so funny when you put this on

[ClurplePurple]

no bacon rolls :L

[masgtai]

This is hilarious. Most people by now would have given up and driven off- these customers must REALLY want to eat there....

[alexx400]

'In the heart of them only a tiny carolina, is a burger far. Countless there's not only a fluid, but trains.'

that's what the subtitles say!

[1000heros]

well funny. classic show... this burger bar serves food and dreams!! what a legend!

[thomsonr03]

Class!! Hahah "deep in the heart of themoira valley.. There's lies a burger bar that, not only serves food,, but dreams....".

"moiras is one for all, the wonderful world of moiras, enjoy ur lunchun" haha

[TheRealEmilyF55]

HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO LOL

[lolfishism]

I've seen this 5 times now n it just gets fuunier lololol

[drumz20089]

How many bacons you wantings sir, we wont have enough bacons!!

[Beanos7]

My sides hurt. It's beyond funny.

[xTheBeSSyx]

LoL, "Hold your bacon rolls."

[verybored100]

Everybody look at the clip from about 40 seconds, what the hell is going on with his arm