Pot Noodle

[LoafOfPint]

Hair Metal version = Mötley Crüedles.

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Living in someone else's property - squat noodles

[zionravescene]

Don't forget the regional variations of the humble Pot Noodle:

Scotland: Och Aye The Noodles

Ireland: Top-O-The-Mornin' Noodles

Wales: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy­rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Noodles

[livingonrockall]

The Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells tried to introduce tot noodles.

[shadowfox189]

ive never seen jack dee burst out laghing wen paul said theres 1 in lanchshire greaTt part of hignfy

[jc55]

What do Jamaicans eat?

Clot noodles.

[swanseajackthe3rd]

I never found those Fuel Of Britain adverts offensive :S I can guarantee that the people who found offence were a bunch of sad Plaid Cymru voting farmers from north wales

[henrycrumm]

lmfao fuck me its pot noodles XD

[Firestorm617]

One for horse jockeys: trot noodles

[ChicaneHead]

One for Paul Gascoigne

Lost the plot noodles!

[nathan87]

or was that the joke, I dunno lol =p

[nathan87]

aw, he tried I can't believe it's not butter but missed "I can't believe it's not noodles" :(

[Muffinthraka]

The German version of anonymous noodles;

"Vot Noodles"

[sa3ed]

one for the poles....zlot noodles

american army...failed plot noodles

[CheesyAbs6]

motivational speech

give-it-all-you-got noodles

maybe not

[FreeInquisition]

@CheesyAbs6

Maybe not noodles

[CheesyAbs6]

one for babies... tot noodles

[soulofshiver]

This is why i'm glad Angus Deyton got fired.

[ChicaneHead]

One for tesco lovers- shop noodles

I'll grab my coat...

[fagottist]

what series what episode?

[TownElder]

Robbie Burns lovers - Scot Noodles!

Sorry... lol

[cheezilius]

for someone who thinks your jokes are shit. Shut the fuck up noodles.

[chelski789]

Here's one for you plane lovers

"Take off noodles" :D

[2puttking]

one for j.k rowling..harry potter noodles..i thank you!

[arrghgarry]

what does Paul say cranberry lovers

[Booshman]

'It's linked to 'piss pot noodles' - cranberry juice neutralises the urine of people with cystitis, so the link's between cranberry and piss :)

[arrghgarry]

thanks

[thekris1234]

There's one for an upset stomach - Squat Noodles

One for opera lovers - Paul Pott Noodles

[vaticanusrebelus]

for girls

frock noodles

[vaticanusrebelus]

for americans who like the "got milk" ads

Got noodles??

[roseonthecoffindoor]

there's one for on the beach...flip flop noodles

[RoryWhyte27]

one for the Trekkies...

Spock noodles

[littlechelseadagger]

one for sailors - Yacht noodles

[01owilliam]

warehouse employee - stock noodles

[ashleythelawboi]

theres one for machines.....robot noodles

[XhoowieX]

this was the funniest ep ever

[gibsy15]

There's one that's on fire... Hot Noodles

[frickinradical]

theres also new designer range...Gok noodles

[sLiPkNoTaReGrEaT]

Music lovers

iPod noodles

[Nizz92]

There's a new one by Paris Hilton: Hot Noodles!

[alexxxhellyeah]

Uhhhh no.

[tenseman08]

lol

[Loanratesofexistence]

Lol. i think you meant to write Not Hot Noodles

[oliverbayley1]

There's the one they give to racehorses - trot noodles.

[ch1mpanzeethat]

Jesus wept.

[JB131170]

.......And it was good.

[cliftonkid]

Ther's the one that Paul didn't quite get - RoBot Noodles...

[JB131170]

One that cures STDs, Scrot Noodles.

[arielisstillalive]

There's the show... Have I Got Noodles For You.

[JB131170]

Lol, Daily Mail reader are we, sir?

[FordPrefect23]

read the daily mail? I didn't think they could string together a legible sentence in that rag.

[JB131170]

Hehe, wank rag.

[zionravescene]

@arielisstillalive so close: it should have been "Have I Pot Noodles For You"

[SO459]

Uhh...this may sound rather stupid...but can you remind me of the name of the presenter...who is presenting it this time...

[tobarisch]

Jack Dee

[SO459]

Ah yeh, now I remember...thanks for that :)

[FITmitch]

I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO

SOMEONE TALK TO ME Pg

[blackasmidnight14]

talk talk talk talk talk talk talk...

[kiniva213]

thers the j.f.keneddy version just got shot pot noodles

[kiniva213]

thers the one in good shape tip top pot noodles

[shadozese23]

i faut of one

one 4 an inspector

plot noodles

[herzeleid234]

one for when you're in vegas.... slot noodles

[spotlitkiss]

one for the loo break

plop noodles

[tubespooge]

"Professional intensity",

"Thank you for that"

LMAO

[spotlitkiss]

my favorite bit

[F50Kid]

JFK tribute one - Shot Noodles

(Bad taste?)

[razer259]

There's one that's red and thick:

Blood Clot Noodles!

[razer259]

There's one that questions itself:

Got Noodles?

[drummerguy180]

One for Charles II- Chop Noodles

Nah never mind

[Crookhorn75]

One for some of the birds I've pulled over the years!!

Grot Noodles!!

[Noneek1]

"So wish I could think of one"

[drummerguy180]

One for Michael Owen = Crock Noodles

One for hog farmers = Slop Noodles

One for milkshake lovers = Yop Noodles

One for men with tiny todgers = Flop Noodles

One for teenagers= Strop Noodles

One for farmers=Crop Noodles

There must be more!!!!

[razer259]

For Crock Noodles, I thought Louis Saha might have been the better choice!

[Garsideffxi]

Jack Dee + Paul Merton = WINS TEH INTERNETZ!

[mandowarrior123]

one you eat in a casino... slot noodles

[DemonicHands]

LMFAO, classic. ^_^

[AzaTheDog]

'fuck me it's pot noodles!'... genius...

[Balooo42]

Have I Got Noodle For You!!!!!!

[Balooo42]

For Dycslexic's

Opt Oo els.......

[bigman25plus25]

full of pubes...

scrot noodles

[unclepg]

There's the ones you've stolen from the shop...

not bought noodles.

[hodge105]

the bootleg version... not noodles

[thescallywags]

for internet users - Pot google.

[goodbob2]

Fuck me its pot noodles LMFAO!!

[Ravinder11]

for bill gates and richard branson... hot shot noodles

[ice2007eyes]

Best ever xxx

[EvilAtria]

Tropical fruit flavour:

KUMQUAT NOODLES

[Starman0590]

"what noodles" haha

[CiaranDUK]

theres one for iraqi dictators... plot noodles... im sorry for that

[HoneypieTheLover]

For those scouts learning to tie a rope: Knot Noodles!

[minshull101]

Hahaah Pissed myself when i first watched this! Plop Noodles..... Sorry!

[razaron]

Love Jack Dee

[GreenProductions]

Top of The pop poT noodle

[welshguy84]

There's a German one - Pot Strudle!

[ajaa123987]

For the car mechanics. M.O.T. noodles? Sorry.

[jenosw]

New food for Dalmatians: Spot noodles

[kris994]

Lolz.. :)

[bobbiwib]

irish noodles: sot noodles

its ok, i can say that, im irish XD

[Kobrax]

There's the electric type: Shock Noodles.

...

...

I'll get my coat. -.-

[christoffanoff]

Theres one for when you got the runs: trot noodles

[debzincal]

What do they eat in Star Trek?

Spock Noodles!

[tobarisch]

Very good!

[mico2020]

now THATS comedy genius!

[willkoopa]

Seen that episode.

I haddn't laughed in ages. XD