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  • OMG so funny when Kevin yells at Bank of America...Makael's reaction is priceless lmaoo

  • he talked about her teeth, her saggy boobs, and her hair and then said Besides that she is alright.....lmao I am watching old episodes just so I can laugh

  • lmaooo I skeetz I skeetz Kevin is a mess lol

  • makeal is so funny about stippers

  • where can I see this video????

  • Kevin & makeal I just b stealing all y'all sayings ie. gurl please have several seats, and fly girl bye girl LOL, keep'em coming fellas. Love ya'll.

  • FUCK BANK OF AMERICA!! I LEFT THEM BITCHES WIT A $236.87 TAB..& I STILL GOT AN ACCOUNT WITH A CREDIT UNION!! FUCK EM!!

  • he was about go off on that kid. yassssssssssssssssss

  • i love makael! 1. because he is real and 2. he is a BIG beyonce fan like myslef!!!!!!!

  • I love this show because u keep it so real! Funny n Im so sad I missed.

  • Makael went in on Rihanna's dumbass LOL. I love it when Kevin went in on Bank of America. You know they arrested some people who went to Bank of America and Citizen's bank who tried to close their accounts. This is exactly what Occupy Wall St movement is about, people who are frustrated with the banks (the 1%) who are taking advantage of people.

  • Who da f*** is Khia, talking about people and shit, she def need to have a seat. Kevin went in on her...she's too old to be acting like that.

  • too damn funny ! 

  • LOL Stadium is off the hook. Welcome to DC ;)

  • man i was eating when u were talking about snowballing ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! but a fun vid all da same!

  • LMFAO!!! I replayed the damn "view" segment about 10x hahaha. Mikael you are something else lol

  • I love when Makael says "I listen to Drake"...

  • 0:59:40 - 1:00:17 LMAOOOOO!!!!!! IM CRYING OVER HERE did not expect that.

  • love it guys about Sherri, this must happens to Barbara everytime a black host gets married!!!!

  • IT MUST BE YOUR ASS CAUSE IT AINT YOUR FACE LMFAO

  • Makael went IN on sherri, star, and whoopi! Lol

  • these guys are gay , they move their hands. & act wierd.

  • Makeal: I'm tired of readin' people today...

    Kevin: Bank of America...

    Makeal: Bank of FUCKING America's with an s... ;)

    LMFAO!!!!

  • YES!!! Makael you're so right about the Mo' Nique show I was laughing when you mentioned putting the baby to bed loooool

  • when makael was talking about star jones' last episode on The View, it was very ironic cause she did the same thing on the wendy williams show. lmao

  • getting his man chewed!!!

  • Dam it's funny how they get on khia about bashing but do it to all these Artist

  • Makael went IN on Sherri LMAO, #dead @ you! Love ya'll x

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  • AMBER! GURL! WHT KIND OF JACKET IS THAT?!  I WANNA ORDER ME ONE.

  • Babyyyyyy Makael went IN on Sherri ! LMFAOOOO I love y'all! :) Follow me @_Zoeyy

  • "keep it cute and put it the fuck on mute"..........lol

  • thank you thank you thank you! abt the billy ayers comment! whats funny is sherri will let that hassleback chick say anything she wants esp. during campaign time! she didnt give a damn about black people then! lol "they will starjones u in a minute!"..oh and here in texas we call it bank of FuckU America! ..and i left i sad fucku2! also im so glad u mentioned that barb paved the way for sherri and everyother women in broadcasting...good show! onpoint abt the Mo' show too!

  • Oh hush (in a rich man's voice) HILARIOUS!!

  • 59:42 makaels face is priceless

  • Ain't her ass cuz she ain't got one

  • lmao the whole thing about Monique always yelling is the EXACT reason I stopped watching! I just wanna relax at that time of night! But her and her co-host guy are always flipping out and screaming lol

  • LMAO @ 59:42 Go ahead Kevin. Read their azzes!!!!!

  • Makael didn't like a club because they didn't play Beyonce?  LMAO. This video is tooo much.

  • Throwing money at strippers is like spending money at the Casino. YOU JUST DON'T DO IT!

  • LOL @ "I don't get paid to sing" then proceeds to sing.

  • I dont care if she is BARBER WALTERS....It is not acceptable to use the N(gger!

  • @Chutney20 So true!! Sherri had every right.

  • Keep it cute and keep it the fuck on MUTE! *DEAD*

  • omg i just learned what snowballing is ewwww

  • they already started charging. its so stupid

    

  • lmbo @ Makael talkin bout all that screamin don woke up the baby so now you gotta find the remote to turn the tv down lmbo smh boy u are crazy

  • when makael went off on sherri shephard...#DEAD. and kevin's laugh made me laugh even harder! lmao

  • OMGGG from kevin actions to Makaels reactions starting from 59:50 is effing hilarious. But wait why was Kevin like wobbling in moving in that chair like that. lmaooo.. Im sorry but soon as Kevin started yelling out of no where about Bank of America, I automatically thought of Mama Skorpion.

  • Omg why did Kevin seem so irritated in this video? LMAOO He was about to go deep on Khia though. I didn't even know Farrah had a girl group out. Un unh kevin, I'm black and I still buy CD's. I bought Rihanna's Rated R, Loud, and the Good Girl Gone Bad album. Bank of America is dead wrong. I wish Chase would try it. I would end my account in a heart beat.

  • The Sherri Shepherd/Star Jones segment was hilarious

  • Sherri Shepherd is a dumbass.

  • HERE HERE!!! PREACH BRO PREACH!!! THE BANKS HAVE TOO TOO TOO MUCH MONEY - DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE 51 WORLD WIDE MULTI NATIONALS WHO ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE MOST 49 MOST INFLUENTIAL GOVERNMENTS IN THE WORLD!!! GOOD ON YA KEVIN!!! I HOPE THAT THERE ARE MORE YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT STAND UP TO THEIR GREEDY PRACTICES AND VOTE FOR A PRESIDENT THAT WON'T BE SCARED OF THEM EITHER! Yes, you're damn right Rihanna has to watch her mouth if it wasn't for those white youngsters in those suburbs...

  • Mikael my dear smart, sexy young brother - ya need a ''washout'' - for a few days - keep the hamburgers and other 'SAD' (Standard American Diet) foods on the downlow - more vegetables and fruits and PLAIN, PURE WATER, good quality bottled water for example - you'll will notice the clearness in your skin, eyes, and your bowels!! Watermelon is a great, sweet tasting fruit - eat that throughout the day for 5 - 10 days, plus the water, and salads - you'll smell lovely - trust me!!

  • Great vid as usual guys!!! But can you possibly go back to listing the topics that you will be talking about in your vids? There have been times when I have not been able to 'stay for the whole show'.....It would be really useful....Thanks guys! I won't be able to 'Shontelle's(?)party in NYC' - 1. who she? 2. Not live in NYC 3. I'm way over 30 and finally 4. I live in the UK! But have a good time - and if 'ya gonna play' - play safe!! XX

  • Yall made day. Makeal love you I couldn't stop laughing!

  • YASS for him saying "ya shoulda kept ya damn mouth shut" YESSSS for them talking about SEXXX!

  • ewww yea this show is not for kids under 18 counting me!

  • I loved the Aunt Viv' reference. It was hilarious and I use zoom in on the regular. New subsriber and I love every moment of your show.

  • This is pretty much the funniest video you guys have done all year! I mean they are all funny, but I'm in tears. Mikael was killing me talking about Sherri and Whoopi!!!

  • People taken offense but its the truth!!! Go to the hood, most albums are bootleggs! And no all black people dont live in the hood, so lets talk about the middle and working class, they aint worrying about buying no damn albums, they have bills and work to be concerned about. Most album sales come from the surburbs!!!! Me personally, I buy what I like. The first album I ever bought was J.Cole's debut album, why? because I love his music.

  • damn...yall went IN on the View!

  • That doesn't make sense Sherri Sheapard! How do you feel about your own kind using the word?!? I am black, but in no way shape or form can I take offense of a white person saying nigga/nigger when I see my own people saying it every damn day. And pls don't hit me with the "it doesnt mean the same thing" pls you can't take a word and give it the meaning that you want it to have. Don't take offense when a white person use the word but not when blacks do!!

  • Yes that is what female do!!!

  • Khia Wikipedia page was updated to reflect her age. I wonder if Kevin or one of his stans did it.....

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  • I am a black women and I bought R.Kelly, Rhianna and Jayz /Kanye West(wATching the throne) cd this year from Bestbuy! I don't buy everyone's cds because those people don't pay my bills..I BUY WHAT I LIKE!

  • Is kevin and amber brother and sister?

  • @GoHard1102 no that's his niece. :)

  • @GoHard1102 Amber is Kevin's niece.

  • watch?v=LjZvopg4GZw&feature=re­lated

    love on top teaser

  • Uhhhh I can't believe so much time was wasted hearing about a damn strip club! That was so lame.

  • Yes Kevin! Throw that shade at Khia!

  • LMAO KEVIN WAS UPSET BOUT THAT BUT I NEEDED THAT LAUGH N REALLY BANK OF AMERICA AINT RIGHT

  • "NO... POP THAT PUSSY" LMAO U GUYS R HILARIOUS

  • Oooooooohhhhhhhh. THAT'S who Khia (sp?) is. (my neck, my back)

    Thanks for clearing that up Kevin.

  • Oh yeah. I dl Rhianna albums. Ijs.

  • why are people so upset. I'm sure the things they saying are in a joking manner. Chill out and.get yall panties out ya a**! Yall.tooooo uptight.

  • My new saying is: "I don't live here"

  • Psssh. I go to the strip clubs for ME. LOL.

  • Makael u had me laughing so hard regards to the view situation. If sherri see this i think she would fall out laughing to.I dont think sherri meant to get mad i think she had a flash back on somethings when she heard nigger head. And who knows she may have been having a bad morning or maybe she is dealing with some behind the scene issues on the view. People does things for a reason. But i think she will be ok once she see u acting a fool she needs to watch you acting like her to funny!!!!!

  • Makael read everybody on yhis video! lol

  • lmcao LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA (makaels face) love u makaaaeelll and as always love ya keviiiiiiiiiiin!!

  • "I skeets I SKEETS!" LOL. I was crackin up.

  • @Mikael - yea the booty clubs in the south be like that with women going to the strip club because thats where the men are!

  • Correction... I am very much straight, and happen to love the Skorpion Show.I'm not a down low brother, etc. I could kick it with Makael and Kevin any day of the week. Chiming in on the white women doing the mixtape thing, I think its more about where you're @. Maybe a few around here... not many. I don't buy cd's anymore... most people where i'm from are on itunes, and rhapsody. If you can get a mixtape and don't mind hearing overdub on the tracks, then rock dat. I buy on and rock the other.

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  • Makael's expression at 59:48 is too damn funny!

  • Titty? Lol

  • Lmaoo @ Sherri and Star Jones

  • Kevin is about to lose his mind cracking up at Makael!!

  • Lmao, that Khia fight was really funny. I agree with you on Sherri, she was out of line, especially when Barbra's known to change hosts frequently (no matter how famous). I used to use BOA, but they charge way too much money.

  • I skeets! I SKEEEEETS! LMFAO

  • The Sears Mama Skorpion came out of Kevin when he went off on Bank of America! Makael facial expressions are the best! Great video!!!

  • @KhalilahMedley OMG YES....59:49 - 1:00:10 has me rollin'...PRICELESS

  • Kevin, I see the weight loss boo! Red is a wonderful color for you ;) And those arms are looking part diesel, part snatched!

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  • CAN I GET A LINK TO THE "KHIA DISS" VIDEO

  • @pertmaller Goog le Khia the skorpion show then there will be various links to the video. It starts around 45.25 of the video

  • If Eddie Long didn't get in writing that those boys weren't suppose to say anything then his case wont hold up . Its called a written agreement i think.

  • Did you say they Aunt Viv'ed her?? #DEAD!

  • makael you are looking hella cute with facial hair !

  • "Hows Bobby Christina?" "In her body doin what the Lord sent her to to do!" LMAO!!!!!

  • "Hows Bobby Christina?" "In her body doin what the Lord sent her to to do!"

  • ti just got of jail

    need to be at home

    ti this i wanna it this to you be good cause you have some fans care about you

    they dont wanna see you in that jail no more

    you have some music to do

  • janet jackson

    my girl

    like shes my girl

    cant wait her for make ing cds

    concert wait for the new concert

    dont hate ya if i like janet jackson

  • love twttier

    

  • beyonce is a dam

    good sexy lady

    jayz make sure you

    take good care of her please

    am a fans love you they do to

    kevin

    love beyonce

    he love beyonce he love beyonce

    leave as that

  • some other shows

    do they same why

  • love party

    drinking

  • i wanna be on they show

    they are my show

  • skoriphine ya need to

    be superstars

    cause ya do them shows

  • I love you guys!

  • Yes I do!!! and Sherry bugs me to no end!!! I was in my living crackin' up!!!!! You guys are the best!!!! I have a question . . . Do you get paid from the commercials on your upload? if so let me know so i wont skip them

  • Yes I do!!! and Sherry bugs me to no end!!! I was in my living crackin' up!!!!! You guys are the best!!!! I have a question . . . Do you get paid from the commercials on your upload? if so let me know so i wont skip them

  • my bank dont charge me for over draft anymore but ive been with them so long

  • i love female strip clubs, omg shes 40 lol shes a tip drill, i need makel to sit down u fighting for bey over it i dont like countdown vid kev like lil wayne fucking every dude in da world. gass is high dayum it FUCK that i charge my friends their not going to use me, makel nasty ass cant eat anything. ppl fuck for bragging rights i kno ppl that do it with strippers its sadd. im glad i dont have boa but all banks will do it sooner or later

  • i love female strip clubs

  • Wow, people take Kevin and Makael's opinions a bit too seriously....

  • Yall nasssssttttyyyyyy lol!

  • Last thing, because you guys pissed me off so much! I wonder who you think watches this show! BLACK WOMEN! At least 80 percent! We support you fucks! Not white women, damn sure not white men, and not black men unless they're gay. The point is, blacks support blacks, well the smart ones do! But you have the nerve to say that black women don't buy albums and white women do! GTFOH! If you guys are saying that white women don't download free albums then I guess I'm blind and crazy!!

  • @nicolejj2483 I agree 100% as a black girl who grew up and still lives in the burbs....My white girl and guy friends are ALWAYS the first to offer me a copy of their illegally downloaded cd's from Taylor Swift to Waka Flocka and beyond...Not sure how many white chicks u guys run across in Philly but I'm guessing not as many as I do.

  • @nicolejj2483 WHOA.... I agree 100% with everything you've said but I think you're taking it TOO much to heart. Records goes to show the majority of people who actually buy albums are whites. That's why Rihanna makes music for that crowd. Chris Brown, Usher, Michael and Whitney did it. Even Nicki Minaj of all people is doing it. Heck and Lil Wayne. RECORDS show. But I wish they would promote more R&B singers instead of throwing shade at them.

  • @nicolejj2483 I don't think they meant ALL black women. Statistically speaking a majority of minorities download music (I say minorities because it is not only black people). Does this mean white people do not download music? No of course not they do it too however there are indeed more white people going out to the stores or paying for their music on itunes. It's just a fact. It is nice that you r one of the people who does pay for their music but u r not the majority. Just saying.

  • love it, love it!!!!!! lmao!!!!!

  • @MsChaChaJonz so you love ignorance!!! Typical!!!

  • @nicolejj2483 Do you know me? You can say what you want to the Skorpion Show . . . but watch your step with me. If I wanted your opinion or comment on anything I'd watch.

  • @MsChaChaJonz stfu!

  • @nicolejj2483 Obviously you need some attention. Tell you what . . . Get a channel worth watching, with a topic that can generate some dialogue like the Skorpion Show and maybe, just maybe you will be of some type of relevance to me but until the please stop commenting to my comments to the Skorpion Show . . . .I'm not interested in ANYTHING you have to say!!!!

  • @MsChaChaJonz Really, stop dick riding theses idiots and stfu!!

  • How about you dumbasses review some real music like Maxwell or Corinne Bailey Rae!!! I am so sick of you dummies, just two dumb fools that set us back 20 years. Stop thinking whites are the only thing that is getting every Black artist ahead. When it all comes down to it, WHITE people are waiting for blacks to FAIL!!! Micheal Jackson, Whitney Houston, and many more.. Get it together guys, don't let lady Gaga go to your head, you're still black and whites TURN on you in a split second.

  • You guys are really making me sick because I don't download a fucking Rihanna or beyonce album and I am as black as they come. I buy those albums. I am a army wife and I have no choice but to be around a lot of white people. White people have shown me and my husband while he was in Afghanistan so many downloading tricks, you wouldn't believe. So for you to say that white girls don't download and black girls do, is really ignorant . I support my black artist like crazy..

  • Okay so i just watched the episode of the view that you guys were talking about and like i said before in my comment, I do not believe what Barbara Walters said was meant to be vicious. However, as an analogy, lets just say we were on a bus with a diverse crowd. A random white person starts talking about another white person who uses the word Nigger. And he says the WORD NIGGER. Would it be different then. NO! I have close white friends that don't even say the word, no matter what..

  • so because as you stated, "she's Barbara Fucking Walters", she's allowed to say the N-word? I think not!! So what makes her different from any other white person in America. If she can say it, then we all can. Now I truly believe in my heart that there was not any horrible intent meant by it but still, what makes her different from the rest of white America. Please don't say because she is a world known factor in the world that has been reporting for years or that she dated black men.

  • Lawd hammercy when kev goes off about b.o.a. makael is looking like he bout to run! LMAO!

  • Makeal I just saw it an I laughed so hard

  • Whoopi was smoking that OOH FUCKIN WEE!

    LMAO

  • Boy Kev man as heck at Bank of America. I'm glad I'm with Regions.

  • - I don't like this video I LOVE it

  • Man, that was an awesome commercial! I really enjoyed that one!! I like that gruff Makael. Khia just need to stop!!! STOP!!!! Boy you clowning Khia like it ain't even funny. Eddy Bishop Long my goodness!! mmm mm mm

  • I CANT WAIT TO GO TO YOUR PARTYYYY..REMEMBER ME "JENNY FREE.SPIRITED CELIN"!!!!! LOVE YALL

  • Kevin impersonating sherri is hILARIOUS!!!! "NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!"

  • Makael: Well Sherri better keep her fucking mouth shut!

  • I'm the Skorpion! lmao

  • omg!!! YAll are too much!!

  • the Beyonce video is a homage to Audrey Hepburn's "Funny Face"

  • YES KEVIN GO IN! THAT WAS GOING IN! xD

  • Kevin face when makael is talking about beyonce video = priceless

  • where did rihanna say this at

  • Don't even trip off Khia Dirty self ...she is a Non _*MU**THa F**K'n Factor!  She is H.A.M! LOL I Love u for kinda going in .....*sideeye*

  • I loveeeeeeeee YA'LL

  • I'm done @ Makeal's Reaction to

    Kevin" Bank of American Rant LOVE IT !!!!!! @reditucook

  • LOL Khia is 34 (we went to jr. high together)...she just looks bad (the weed and whateva else is something...lol)

  • @blknblue77 She mustve flunked cause i looked up her bday it say she 41

  • "keep it cute and put it the fuck in mute" --makael

    i LOVED THAT!

  • Whoooo chiiilld !!!!!!!! Makael you got me laughing and crying... I love this show!!! Can't wait till y'all hit T.V. !!!!!!! @reditucook AKA Jessica Lawyer

  • how did yall get in the celebrity circle lol

  • I only watched the first few mins of the vid & you guys already had me laughing! TIDDY! oops TI and Diddy lool

  • WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAA, khia got kids, forreal??

  • LOL - u are soooo right about sherri sheppard vs barbara walters - she betta keep her mouth shut or else the unemployment line is calling !!!! wakie wakie, she lost her mind for a minute !!!!

  • Khia old ass needs to have SEAT WITH HER OLD ASS!!!

  • Uh! OH in the house, and the car dn't move for less than 10 dollars, 'cause gas is high! M.A.K.A.E.L.! And screw Barbara Walters!

  • Lol kevin scarrrrrred da shit Out Of makael when talkin bout bank of america!

    Funny!

  • Best topics today , Bank of America is riping me off and i'm outside the country :(

  • But Wait ! U guys talk about people!

    So...y r u hatin on KHIA!

    Its all entertainment! She does it for entertainment!

    Nnn u guys do it for entertainment too!

    Sooooo if u dish it...

    Take it!

  • (:

    I luv makael's animations...