Trigger Happy TV - I'm from Switzerland

[MasakadosMagatama]

Very nice says the old man. Hehe

[terrorsquadlith]

those are some useful phrases.. 

[jsayram]

ohhhhh hahhaha i get! it! he learned all his English reading restaurant menus!

[ItsNotColdEnough]

@jsayram Why the fuck would, "Are you medically equipped to handle botulism," be in a restaurant menu? Hes repeating awkward things said to him...

[wattapassa]

sounds dutch

[FlankerVT]

hahahAHAHAHAHaha. I love this guy!

[TheLoveable2100]

o wow

[planetNS]

if you don't get it, he's implying that switzerland has shit restaurants and that all the food goes off etc. (i've been there, it's true! the food sucked shit!)

[SWISSIMPORTED]

wow...he's sounds like my father when he first arrived.

[archangelismg]

botulism lol

[bqureshi21]

he uses the same accent no matter where he pretends to be from loll

[bqureshi21]

@bqureshi21 unless he pretends to be american..

[designatedrapist]

"can i borrow some eggs" learned that the hard way from funny games.

[2ctrain]

what eggs______

[sgmr4]

"Allow e to offer you a complimentary glass of champagne, because the chef has ruined your meal"---"verry nice".

[shadowskater11]

Swiss forever ♥-♥

[StanSmithC]

hmmm very nice=))))))))))))))))))

[Prosto2]

hahahaha what eggs ?!

[gaelicnicu]

sounds dutch...certainly not swiss.

[cavenaggi28]

who cares

[Appelsappel]

not really dutch dud, more like a Czech

[SlyMaelstrom]

All I can think is Hungarian and Monty Python. This is not a particularly original bit.

[AptrixMedia]

dutch sounds swiss. I'm from switzerland... I know that

[gaelicnicu]

@AptrixMedia

well yes, they're closely related, and speakers of neither language possibly can't tell the difference...I'm swiss too...

[VetteAholicZ06]

HAHA

[samutube71]

nice hand gestures :D

[Robot300]

Lmfao!

[gikkios]

ahahahaooo i cry ahahaha

[vg5157]

Oh,my God ,this is hilarious !! where is he now ?

[youwillbow2me]

ha ha lol!!! he has a really good swedish accent, seriously! i wish i could pull that off!

[knocknyouryesterday]

Swiss you mean?

[gaelicnicu]

that's a swedish accent, I'm swiss.

[radonhus]

I'm Swedish. It's not.

[Kamelie]

No, it's not a swedish accent either :) It sounds more like ... italian perhaps?

[calleisking]

haha hope i dont sound like that :P

[bulgiriri]

what is Botulism?lololo nice))

[LawOfLogic]

food poisoning

[LoriLasko]

oops i gave you thumbs down, sorry

you are right - it is extremely rare which makes it even better

[Washington0Wiz]

what eggs?

[BlackvvvFist]

Is there anyone here in the restaurant who is medically equipped to deal with Botulism?

[DjWightboy]

I can assure You that these eggs were fresh this morning.

[mattd28]

classic line eh

[Double0hobo]

@DjWightboy How'd u come up with that?

[mrdo82]

Is anyone else reminded of the Hungarian Phrasebook sketch from Monty Python?

[silviucacoveanu]

yup, hungarian phrasebook, only that was better...

[AlexDCl]

"What eggs?" lol.

[Neesel2]

lol too sad thats not how swiss ppl talk

[declan1961]

last comment is bang on. that old fucker from london is one old git,but i guess thats what makes the clip? i love the northern couple in the park when the same stunt is tried.

[robzerio]

What a miserable bastard that fucking old cunt.. jesus! If anyone said to me there trying to learn english I would be happy to talk back rather than being like this TOSSER! Ok I feel better now haha!

[toady1985]

I'm sorry but whilst I agree, the things Dom are saying are kind of hard to answer back to on the spur of the moment, and he does go, you know, "Very nice" and all that so he's not trying to offend the guy, he just doesn't know what to say... that's how I see it anyway.

[DansBLACKFLAG]

lol what is it he says at the end? Medically equipped to handle what?

[VirgLondon]

medically equipped to handle botulism

[DansBLACKFLAG]

Thanks!

[arteddie]

Lol, thats the place where Heartbeat is filmed lol. There is one clip of trigger happy tv where he is a policeman and gets called names. One of which is about fartbeat!

[ckyman354]

do people sound like swedish if from kazakstan or not? and trigger happy t.v is awsome=]

[ahoyargh]

Swiss not Swedish knucklehead

[dan012345]

errmm isnt swiss people from switzherland... spelt that wrong i know but no idea how to spell it :P

[dan012345]

lol im a numpty, its in the title of the vid ... forgot that soz

[acidrun]

jeez, give ckyman354 a break it's obvious he doesn't speak english that well yet anyways.. friggin pricks i tell ya

[morris0n2]

its swedish for sure

[ahoyargh]

Swiss Alps landlocked Sweden no mountains sea vikings very different

[georgesturdy]

omg the english are so boring this humor is wasted on them

[webly17]

Let e guess...you are american right? Subtle humour goes way above your thick heads.

[cosmusical]

Would you please cease to be so accurate in your stereotypes about us Americans? 1/20,000 of us is statistically proven to understand subtle humor, and as one of them I'm actually quite offended.

If only Arrested Development aired in Europe...

[weemanwilliam]

thats jkes

[opiumthoughts]

lol

[thebiner]

pretty lame imitation of a swiss accent. i think the makers heard that accent in kazakstan or something like that

[mattd28]

u guys are analysing it too much lol, its still funny as hell

[webbtje]

Borat ain't Kazakh. They don't actually sound like that.

[sovietkazakh]

@thebiner Definetly not a Kazakh accent, pretty lame of you to say something like that.

[Iverbraidhead]

@sovietkazakh

World: can we please stop beeing offended by every statement that includes a name of a country?

[goddamnindependent]

@thebiner I assure you that these man is a butthurt man from shwicherland :P

[ClearFire1]

"Very nice..."

[cuddo]

equipped with what???

[gogogolog]

lol i loev this

[KeeperOfTheNight]

Wow... he sounds like a friend of mine.

[Vertsk8er419]

bodwisa, your a fucking retard Borat is English!

[ConstanzeWeber]

His "Swiss" accent is awful! Doesn't even sound Swiss, more like Swedish! I should know I've been listening to Swiss accents all my life!

[forestowlforest]

And being from Sweden I can assure you that it isn't a swedish accent.

[blackfootnawaho]

its more likely dutch i would say but its not a good swiss accent for sure.

[theoneandonly690]

who gives a shit....its still funny

[Dupe16118]

What eggs LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Cha0slord11]

lol, I can azsure you, that these eegs, were fresh dis morning, allow me to offer you a complementary glash of shampange, becashe the shef has ruined you're meal

[savaranoxx]

very funny

[WeepNotForTheMemory]

"What eggs?" lmao

[jenfi]

"shwitsherland" xD

[keyboardkeys]

its not like borat, borat made sense. kinda. this reminds me of monty python

[mistertay39]

this is way older than the borat character.

[PB4uSleep]

lol that too

[andreandreeee]

I was about to say that.

[heffeque]

That's a very bad imitation of Borat :-(

[heffeque]

And now that I think about it: it's like the Spam episode of Monty Python too. Bad bad bad... :-(

[PB4uSleep]

for some reason i dont think borat is from switzerland.

[heffeque]

Actually it's the same parody: a UK citizen imitating another country's accent and saying things that make the other people uncomfortable, playing thus with the fact that those people don't have a clue about that country or it's customs. Swiss people don't need to go to the UK to practice their English and they definitely don't speak that horribly.

[PB4uSleep]

Same concept, but you forgot one little thing. Borat has a film crew so the reaction and acess or even lack off acess is going to be differnt, while Dom here has it hidden.

[ConstanzeWeber]

A Swiss person would never dress that badly either! The Roger Federer look is fairly standard over there.

[bodwisa]

Borat is the one who is immitating THTV you ignorant fucking american bastard.

[jrnls80s]

Calm down. Neither are imitating anything.

[l1lb1]

why is everyone getting so worked up?

_____ is imitating _______.

wtf? thats like saying everyone else is imitating the original creator of the knock knock joke.

[heffeque]

-Knock knock.

-Get out of here.

-Ok, sorry.

-No problem.

[ReeceyBabes]

One of my favourites :D

[correodeadolfo]

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