Nelson tells jokes from the bath

[TheBrianLand]

tell the cute boy to stand up

[benjonsonable]

There is nothing funny about genital mutilation!

[dyegofss]

Hey Nels, there's a guy here who is trying to get your number for hiring you to write scripts to his sitcom! "you'll be rich", he said.

Love you nelson and Gloria and daddy! =)

[fguarany]

Ha-ha! "Why did the boat 'went' heavier?" - - - "A boat went on a hill - ha-ha-ha - never heard of such a silly thing!" =D The joys of fatherhood!

[RuthLecko]

I love these jokes! I have one...Why couldn't Ben drive a tractor? Because he was a fridge!